Elvis Impersonators Will be keeping Larry Fitzgerald (1st Round Pick), Michael Turner (5th Round Pick), and Steve Slaton (8th Round Pick).
Elvis Impersonators Win Fantasy Bowl XV
Congratulations to the Elvis Impersonators, and Fantasy Bowl MVP Larry Fitzgerald for winning Fantasy Bowl XV. It was the second Fantasy Bowl win for the Elvis Impersonators in three tries.
It was a disappointing ending to the best season the Squishy Fuzz have ever had. They finished the season with the best record in the league, but just fell short in Fantasy Bowl XV. The Squishy Fuzz are now 0-2 in Fantasy Bowl games.
Squishy Fuzz (67) at Elvis Impersonators (85)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 22, 2008) In a week 16 UFFLE showdown, Elvis Impersonators beat a strong Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 85 to 67, silencing a partisan crowd of 70,864.
Elvis Impersonators were led to their 18 point victory by a 16 point effort from Larry Fitzgerald, who beat the New England Patriots defense for 101 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. With this performance, Fitzgerald was the number 4 ranked wide receiver for week 16. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Rian Lindell, who snuck past the Denver Broncos defense for 3 field goals made and 3 extra points.
“This team has finally learned how to win,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.
Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 23 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the Detroit Lions defense for 351 passing yards and 2 passing tds. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Vincent Jackson, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 111 receiving yards.
“We’ll just have to put this loss behind us,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.
This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 11-4-1, and drops Squishy Fuzz to a record of 12-3-1.
Elvis Impersonators (74) at Twee Twerps (68)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 15, 2008) In a week 15 UFFLE showdown, Elvis Impersonators squeaked by a tough Twee Twerps team by a score of 74 to 68, silencing a partisan crowd of 71,597.
Elvis Impersonators were led to their 6 point victory by a 24 point effort from Michael Turner, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 152 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 30 receiving yards. With this performance, Turner was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 15. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Kurt Warner, who got by the Minnesota Vikings defense for 270 passing yards and 1 passing td.
“We’re going to use this win as a building block,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.
Twee Twerps were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Steve Smith, who beat the Denver Broncos defense for 165 receiving yards and 1 receiving td in addition to 9 rushing yards. With this performance, Smith was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 15. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Steven Jackson, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 91 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 36 receiving yards.
“Turnovers killed us,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.
Causing further embarrassment, Twee Twerps could have scored 97 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Bob Filipy left key players like Antonio Bryant and his corresponding 16 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 11-4-1, and drops Twee Twerps to a record of 10-5-1.
Coming up in week 16, the 12-3-1 Squishy Fuzz are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 3.3-point underdog.
Greasy Weasels (80) at Elvis Impersonators (80)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 1, 2008) In a week 13 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, Elvis Impersonators tied a tough Greasy Weasels team by a score of 80 to 80, behind the support of 65,827 faithful fans.
Elvis Impersonators were helped out by a 20 point effort from Kurt Warner, who got by the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 235 passing yards and 3 passing tds. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Larry Fitzgerald, who snuck past the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 65 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds.
Greasy Weasels were helped out by a 24 point effort from Chris Johnson, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 125 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 9 receiving yards. With this performance, Johnson was the number 5 ranked running back for week 13. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Greg Jennings, who got by the Carolina Panthers defense for 91 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.
Causing further embarrassment, Greasy Weasels could have scored 95 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like LenDale White and his corresponding 22 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 11-4-1, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 8-7-1.
Z-Squad (58) at Elvis Impersonators (87)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 24, 2008) In a week 12 UFFLE classic, Elvis Impersonators embarrassed a hapless Z-Squad team by a score of 87 to 58, extending the winning streak for Elvis Impersonators to 4 games.
Elvis Impersonators were led to their 29 point victory by a 35 point effort from Michael Turner, who beat the Carolina Panthers defense for 117 rushing yards and 4 rushing tds. With this performance, Turner was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Kurt Warner, who tore apart the New York Giants defense for 351 passing yards and 1 passing td.
“This team shows a lot of resiliency,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.
Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 14 point effort from the Buffalo Bills Defensive Team. With this performance, the Bills was the number 5 ranked defensive team for week 12. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Jeff Garcia, who snuck past the Detroit Lions defense for 165 passing yards and 2 passing tds.
“They out-hustled us,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.
Causing further embarrassment, Z-Squad could have scored 100 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Michael Grosz left key players like Lance Moore and his corresponding 23 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 11-4, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 9-4-2.
Coming up in week 13, the 8-7 Greasy Weasels are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 5.5-point favorite, while Z-Squad are at the 7-7-1 The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 3.5-point underdog.
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (51) at Elvis Impersonators (87)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 24, 2008) In a week 12 UFFLE showdown, Elvis Impersonators embarrassed a hapless Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 87 to 51, extending the winning streak for Elvis Impersonators to 4 games.
Elvis Impersonators were led to their 36 point victory by a 35 point effort from Michael Turner, who beat the Carolina Panthers defense for 117 rushing yards and 4 rushing tds. With this performance, Turner was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Kurt Warner, who tore apart the New York Giants defense for 351 passing yards and 1 passing td.
“This win is for all the fans,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 15 point effort from Joe Flacco, who snuck past the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 183 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 3 rushing yards. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Dwayne Bowe, who snuck past the Buffalo Bills defense for 58 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.
“The best team won today,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.
This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 11-4, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 1-13-1.
Coming up in week 13, the 8-7 Greasy Weasels are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 5.5-point favorite, while Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at the 2-13 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 3.3-point favorite.
Elvis Impersonators (89) at Vinny’s Gang (57)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 17, 2008) In a week 11 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, Elvis Impersonators embarrassed a hapless Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 89 to 57, extending the losing streak for Vinny’s Gang to 3 games.
Elvis Impersonators were led to their 32 point victory by a 22 point effort from Kurt Warner, who tore apart the Seattle Seahawks defense for 395 passing yards and 1 passing td. With this performance, Warner was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 11. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Michael Turner, who got by the Denver Broncos defense for 81 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds.
“This is the greatest feeling in the world,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.
Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 227 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 1 rushing yards. They also got help from a 9 point effort from Donnie Avery, who got by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 93 receiving yards.
“We didn’t maintain the intensity for the entire 60 minutes,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.
This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 9-4, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 3-9-1.
Coming up in week 12, the 9-2-2 Z-Squad are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 10.6-point favorite, while the 5-8 Grid Iron Bullies are at Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 1.0-point underdog, while the 1-11-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 23.2-point favorite, while Vinny’s Gang are at the 6-7 Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 22-point favorite.
Greasy Weasels (58) at Elvis Impersonators (89)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 17, 2008) In a week 11 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, Elvis Impersonators embarrassed a hapless Greasy Weasels team by a score of 89 to 58, behind the support of 72,958 faithful fans.
Elvis Impersonators were led to their 31 point victory by a 22 point effort from Kurt Warner, who tore apart the Seattle Seahawks defense for 395 passing yards and 1 passing td. With this performance, Warner was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 11. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Michael Turner, who got by the Denver Broncos defense for 81 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds.
“It was a total team effort,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.
Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 12 point effort from Greg Jennings, who snuck past the Chicago Bears defense for 64 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. They also got help from a 8 point effort from Chris Johnson, who snuck past the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 64 rushing yards in addition to 24 receiving yards.
“We didn’t maintain the intensity for the entire 60 minutes,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.
This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 9-4, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 6-7.
Coming up in week 12, the 9-2-2 Z-Squad are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 10.6-point favorite, while the 6-4-3 The Slim Shaggys are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 8.3-point favorite, while the 1-11-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 23.2-point favorite, while the 3-9-1 Vinny’s Gang are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 22-point favorite.
Elvis Impersonators (77) at San Quentin Saints (117)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 10, 2008) In a week 10 UFFLE rivalry, San Quentin Saints embarrassed a hapless Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 117 to 77, behind the support of 67,110 faithful fans.
San Quentin Saints were led to their 40 point victory by a 32 point effort from Thomas Jones, who beat the St. Louis Rams defense for 149 rushing yards and 3 rushing tds. With this performance, Jones was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 10. They also got help from a 23 point effort from Kellen Winslow, who beat the Denver Broncos defense for 111 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds.
“I’m happy I could make a contribution,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.
Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 25 point effort from Kurt Warner, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 328 passing yards and 3 passing tds. With this performance, Warner was the number 3 ranked quarterback for week 10. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Michael Turner, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 96 rushing yards and 1 rushing td.
“We only have to look in the mirror,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.
This brings the record for San Quentin Saints to 7-2-2, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 7-4.
Coming up in week 11, Elvis Impersonators are at the 3-7-1 Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 24.4-point underdog, while the 7-4 The Undergarments are at San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 6.5-point underdog, while the 5-6 Greasy Weasels are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 1.5-point underdog, while the 1-9-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 14.8-point favorite.
