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Elvis Impersonators (101) at The Undergarments (36)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 3, 2008) In a week 9 UFFLE showdown, Elvis Impersonators embarrassed a hapless The Undergarments team by a score of 101 to 36, silencing a partisan crowd of 68,059.

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 65 point victory by a 23 point effort from Kurt Warner, who beat the St. Louis Rams defense for 342 passing yards and 2 passing tds. With this performance, Warner was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 9. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Ronnie Brown, who snuck past the Denver Broncos defense for 59 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 30 receiving yards.

“This team has overcome a lot of adversity,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

The Undergarments were helped out in a losing cause by a 8 point effort from the Minnesota Vikings Defensive Team. They also got help from a 6 point effort from Matt Schaub, who snuck past the Minnesota Vikings defense for 139 passing yards.

“It’s been a great ride,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 7-3, and drops The Undergarments to a record of 7-3.

Coming up in week 10, Elvis Impersonators are at the 6-2-2 San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 14.6-point underdog, while The Undergarments are at the 7-2-1 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 7.8-point favorite.

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The Hellfish (52) at Elvis Impersonators (70)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 27, 2008) In a week 8 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Elvis Impersonators beat a strong The Hellfish team by a score of 70 to 52, extending the losing streak for The Hellfish to 4 games.

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 18 point victory by a 25 point effort from Kurt Warner, who tore apart the Carolina Panthers defense for 381 passing yards and 2 passing tds. With this performance, Warner was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 8. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Steve Slaton, who snuck past the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 53 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 13 receiving yards.

“The important thing is that we won,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from Jake Delhomme, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 248 passing yards and 2 passing tds. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Stephen Gostkowski, who snuck past the St. Louis Rams defense for 3 field goals made and 2 extra points.

“They caught us on an off night,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 6-3, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 2-7.

Coming up in week 9, Elvis Impersonators are at the 7-2 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 3.2-point favorite, while the 2-6-1 Vinny’s Gang are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 3.6-point favorite.

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Elvis Impersonators (73) at The Slim Shaggys (86)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 20, 2008) In a week 7 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, The Slim Shaggys beat a strong Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 86 to 73, extending the winning streak for The Slim Shaggys to 3 games.

The Slim Shaggys were led to their 13 point victory by a 23 point effort from Clinton Portis, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 175 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 8 receiving yards. With this performance, Portis was the number 5 ranked running back for week 7. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 216 passing yards and 2 passing tds.

“We finally got the monkey off our backs,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from Owen Daniels, who snuck past the Detroit Lions defense for 66 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds. With this performance, Daniels was the number 1 ranked tight end for week 7. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Steve Slaton, who got by the Detroit Lions defense for 80 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 9 receiving yards.

“I take full responsibility for this loss,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 3-4-1, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 5-3.

Coming up in week 8, the 2-6 The Hellfish are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 18.8-point favorite, while The Slim Shaggys are at the 2-6 Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 9.9-point underdog.

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The Hellfish (54) at Elvis Impersonators (74)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 13, 2008) In a week 6 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Elvis Impersonators beat a strong The Hellfish team by a score of 74 to 54, extending the winning streak for Elvis Impersonators to 5 games.

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 20 point victory by a 17 point effort from Kurt Warner, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 236 passing yards and 2 passing tds. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Ronnie Brown, who snuck past the Houston Texans defense for 50 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 43 receiving yards.

“Our fans were the 12th man today,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 16 point effort from Matt Forte, who got by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 76 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 34 receiving yards. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Jake Delhomme, who got by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 242 passing yards.

“They out-hustled us,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 5-2, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 2-5.

Coming up in week 7, Elvis Impersonators are at the 2-4-1 The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 17.3-point underdog, while the 2-5 Grid Iron Bullies are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 6.6-point favorite.

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Twee Twerps (70) at Elvis Impersonators (87)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 6, 2008) In a week 5 UFFLE battle, Elvis Impersonators beat a strong Twee Twerps team by a score of 87 to 70, extending the winning streak for Elvis Impersonators to 4 games.

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 17 point victory by a 19 point effort from Kurt Warner, who got by the Buffalo Bills defense for 250 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 10 rushing yards. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Ronnie Brown, who beat the San Diego Chargers defense for 125 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 8 receiving yards.

“We were really on our game,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Twee Twerps were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Reggie Bush, who snuck past the Minnesota Vikings defense for 29 rushing yards in addition to 64 receiving yards. With this performance, Bush was the number 5 ranked running back for week 5. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Jay Cutler, who got by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 227 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 16 rushing yards.

“They own us,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

Compounding the issue, Twee Twerps could have scored 90 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Bob Filipy left key players like T.J. Houshmandzadeh and his corresponding 20 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 4-2, and drops Twee Twerps to a record of 4-2.

Coming up in week 6, the 2-4 The Hellfish are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 17.7-point favorite, while Twee Twerps are at the 2-3-1 The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 26.3-point underdog.

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Elvis Impersonators (99) at Vinny’s Gang (88)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 29, 2008) In a week 4 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, Elvis Impersonators beat a strong Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 99 to 88, extending the winning streak for Elvis Impersonators to 3 games.

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 11 point victory by a 31 point effort from Larry Johnson, who tore apart the Denver Broncos defense for 198 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds. With this performance, Johnson was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 4. They also got help from a 29 point effort from Kurt Warner, who tore apart the New York Jets defense for 472 passing yards and 2 passing tds.

“We sent a message here today,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 80 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 21 receiving yards. With this performance, Peterson was the number 3 ranked running back for week 4. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who snuck past the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 165 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 8 rushing yards.

“We weren’t mentally prepared,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Adding salt to the wound, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 109 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Laveranues Coles and his corresponding 28 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 3-2, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 1-4.

Coming up in week 5, the 4-1 Twee Twerps are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 2.6-point favorite, while Vinny’s Gang are at the 4-0-1 San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 10.2-point favorite.

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Bad Attitudes (46) at Elvis Impersonators (101)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 22, 2008) In a week 3 UFFLE battle, Elvis Impersonators embarrassed a hapless Bad Attitudes team by a score of 101 to 46, extending the losing streak for Bad Attitudes to 3 games.

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 55 point victory by a 28 point effort from Michael Turner, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 104 rushing yards and 3 rushing tds. With this performance, Turner was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 3. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Larry Johnson, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 121 rushing yards and 1 rushing td.

“This team shows a lot of character,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 13 point effort from Gus Frerotte, who got by the Carolina Panthers defense for 204 passing yards and 1 passing td. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Shayne Graham, who snuck past the New York Giants defense for 3 field goals made and 2 extra points.

“We didn’t get the job done,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 2-2, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 1-3.

Coming up in week 4, Elvis Impersonators are at the 1-3 Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 30.2-point underdog, while the 2-0-2 Z-Squad are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 28.8-point underdog.

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The Slim Shaggys (65) at Elvis Impersonators (101)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 22, 2008) In a week 3 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, Elvis Impersonators embarrassed a hapless The Slim Shaggys team by a score of 101 to 65, extending the losing streak for The Slim Shaggys to 3 games.

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 36 point victory by a 28 point effort from Michael Turner, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 104 rushing yards and 3 rushing tds. With this performance, Turner was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 3. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Larry Johnson, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 121 rushing yards and 1 rushing td.

“This is the greatest feeling in the world,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

The Slim Shaggys were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Maurice Jones-Drew, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 107 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 59 receiving yards. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Clinton Portis, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for 68 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 19 receiving yards.

“We shot ourselves in the foot,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 2-2, and drops The Slim Shaggys to a record of 0-3-1.

Coming up in week 4, Elvis Impersonators are at the 1-3 Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 30.2-point underdog, while the 4-0 Squishy Fuzz are at The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 38.8-point underdog.

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Bad Attitudes (46) at The Undergarments (84)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 22, 2008) In a week 3 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, The Undergarments embarrassed a hapless Bad Attitudes team by a score of 84 to 46, extending the winning streak for The Undergarments to 3 games.

The Undergarments were led to their 38 point victory by a 17 point effort from Roddy White, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 119 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. With this performance, White was the number 5 ranked wide receiver for week 3. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Tony Romo, who got by the Green Bay Packers defense for 260 passing yards and 1 passing td.

“I was just doing my job,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 13 point effort from Gus Frerotte, who got by the Carolina Panthers defense for 204 passing yards and 1 passing td. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Shayne Graham, who snuck past the New York Giants defense for 3 field goals made and 2 extra points.

“They caught us on an off night,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 3-1, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 1-3.

Coming up in week 4, the 2-0-2 Z-Squad are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 28.8-point underdog, while the 4-0 Twee Twerps are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 10.5-point underdog.

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Elvis Impersonators (72) at The Wondrful Gazonks (86)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 15, 2008) In a week 2 UFFLE matchup, The Wondrful Gazonks beat a strong Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 86 to 72.

The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 14 point victory by a 32 point effort from Anquan Boldin, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 140 receiving yards and 3 receiving tds. With this performance, Boldin was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 2. They also got help from a 27 point effort from Brian Westbrook, who snuck past the Dallas Cowboys defense for 58 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 45 receiving yards.

“This team shows a lot of heart,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 15 point effort from Larry Fitzgerald, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 153 receiving yards. They also got help from a 13 point effort from the New York Giants Defensive Team.

“They’ve had our number all season,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Adding salt to the wound, Elvis Impersonators could have scored 94 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Brandon Mannie left key players like Kurt Warner and his corresponding 27 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 1-0-1, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 0-2.

Coming up in week 3, the 1-1 Bad Attitudes are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 34-point favorite, while the 1-1 Vinny’s Gang are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 1-point favorite, while the 0-1-1 The Slim Shaggys are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 9-point favorite, while the 0-2 Grid Iron Bullies are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 19.5-point favorite.

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