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Greasy Weasels (75) at The Slim Shaggys (99)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 13, 2008) In a week 6 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, The Slim Shaggys beat a strong Greasy Weasels team by a score of 99 to 75.

The Slim Shaggys were led to their 24 point victory by a 25 point effort from Clinton Portis, who beat the St. Louis Rams defense for 129 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 14 receiving yards. With this performance, Portis was the number 4 ranked running back for week 6. They also got help from a 23 point effort from Andre Johnson, who tore apart the Miami Dolphins defense for 178 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“We feel fortunate,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 24 point effort from Philip Rivers, who beat the New England Patriots defense for 306 passing yards and 3 passing tds. With this performance, Rivers was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 6. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Greg Jennings, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 84 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“They’ve had our number all season,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 2-4-1, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 2-5.

Coming up in week 7, the 5-2 Elvis Impersonators are at The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 17.3-point underdog, while Greasy Weasels are at the 5-0-2 Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 5.9-point underdog.

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The Undergarments (95) at Greasy Weasels (53)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 6, 2008) In a week 5 UFFLE battle, The Undergarments embarrassed a hapless Greasy Weasels team by a score of 95 to 53, extending the winning streak for The Undergarments to 5 games.

The Undergarments were led to their 42 point victory by a 19 point effort from Roddy White, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 132 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. With this performance, White was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 5. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Lee Evans, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 100 receiving yards and 1 receiving td in addition to 22 rushing yards.

“We’ll use this win as a stepping stone to the next level,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 14 point effort from Greg Jennings, who got by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 87 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Robbie Gould, who snuck past the Detroit Lions defense for 2 field goals made and 4 extra points.

“We got a wake-up call,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 5-1, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 2-4.

Coming up in week 6, Greasy Weasels are at the 1-4-1 The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 21.2-point underdog, while the 4-0-2 Z-Squad are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 6.8-point favorite.

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Greasy Weasels (114) at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (64)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 29, 2008) In a week 4 UFFLE rivalry, Greasy Weasels embarrassed a hapless Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 114 to 64, extending the losing streak for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 3 games.

Greasy Weasels were led to their 50 point victory by a 22 point effort from Greg Jennings, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 109 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds. With this performance, Jennings was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 4. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Chris Johnson, who snuck past the Minnesota Vikings defense for 61 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 14 receiving yards.

“This team has served notice,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 19 point effort from Edgerrin James, who snuck past the New York Jets defense for 29 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 37 receiving yards. With this performance, James was the number 5 ranked running back for week 4. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Michael Bush, who snuck past the San Diego Chargers defense for 48 rushing yards in addition to 80 receiving yards.

“We came out flat,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 2-3, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 0-4-1.

Coming up in week 5, the 4-1 The Undergarments are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 13-point favorite, while Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at the 2-2-1 The Wondrful Gazonks.

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Greasy Weasels (84) at Squishy Fuzz (108)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 22, 2008) In a week 3 UFFLE showdown, Squishy Fuzz beat a strong Greasy Weasels team by a score of 108 to 84, extending the winning streak for Squishy Fuzz to 4 games.

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 24 point victory by a 24 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the Denver Broncos defense for 421 passing yards and 1 passing td. With this performance, Brees was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 3. They also got help from a 23 point effort from Marshawn Lynch, who got by the Oakland Raiders defense for 83 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 31 receiving yards.

“I’m happy I could make a contribution,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Brandon Marshall, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 155 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. With this performance, Marshall was the number 1 ranked wide receiver for week 3. They also got help from a 21 point effort from Philip Rivers, who got by the New York Jets defense for 250 passing yards and 3 passing tds.

“They own us,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Adding salt to the wound, Greasy Weasels could have scored 110 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like Le’Ron McClain and his corresponding 18 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 4-0, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 1-3.

Coming up in week 4, Greasy Weasels are at the 0-3-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 28.0-point underdog, while Squishy Fuzz are at the 0-3-1 The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 38.8-point underdog.

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Twee Twerps (107) at Greasy Weasels (84)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 22, 2008) In a week 3 UFFLE classic, Twee Twerps beat a strong Greasy Weasels team by a score of 107 to 84, extending the winning streak for Twee Twerps to 4 games.

Twee Twerps were led to their 23 point victory by a 26 point effort from Reggie Bush, who snuck past the Denver Broncos defense for 73 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 75 receiving yards. With this performance, Bush was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 3. They also got help from a 20 point effort from T.J. Houshmandzadeh, who beat the New York Giants defense for 146 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“We knew what we had to do and went out and did it,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Brandon Marshall, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 155 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. With this performance, Marshall was the number 1 ranked wide receiver for week 3. They also got help from a 21 point effort from Philip Rivers, who got by the New York Jets defense for 250 passing yards and 3 passing tds.

“They stepped up and made the plays,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Compounding the issue, Greasy Weasels could have scored 110 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like Le’Ron McClain and his corresponding 18 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 4-0, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 1-3.

Coming up in week 4, Greasy Weasels are at the 0-3-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 28.0-point underdog, while Twee Twerps are at the 3-1 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 10.5-point underdog.

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The Hellfish (87) at Greasy Weasels (120)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 15, 2008) In a week 2 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Greasy Weasels beat a strong The Hellfish team by a score of 120 to 87.

Greasy Weasels were led to their 33 point victory by a 22 point effort from Brandon Marshall, who beat the San Diego Chargers defense for 166 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. With this performance, Marshall was the number 4 ranked wide receiver for week 2. They also got help from a 20 point effort from the Green Bay Packers Defensive Team.

“We’ll use this win as a stepping stone to the next level,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Chris Chambers, who got by the Denver Broncos defense for 83 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds. With this performance, Chambers was the number 5 ranked wide receiver for week 2. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Terrell Owens, who got by the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 89 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds.

“The best team won today,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 1-1, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 0-2.

Coming up in week 3, Greasy Weasels are at the 2-0 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 8.5-point favorite, while The Hellfish are at the 1-1 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 1.5-point favorite, while the 2-0 Twee Twerps are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 26-point favorite, while the 1-1 Vinny’s Gang are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 6.0-point underdog.

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Vinny’s Gang (72) at Greasy Weasels (71)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 9, 2008) In a week 1 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Vinny’s Gang squeaked by a tough Greasy Weasels team by a score of 72 to 71.

Vinny’s Gang were led to their 1 point victory by a 20 point effort from Frank Gore, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 96 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 55 receiving yards. With this performance, Gore was the number 6 ranked running back for week 1. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who snuck past the Minnesota Vikings defense for 178 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 35 rushing yards.

“Our fans were the 12th man today,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 19 point effort from Jon Kitna, who got by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 262 passing yards and 2 passing tds. With this performance, Kitna was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 1. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Earnest Graham, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 91 rushing yards in addition to 27 receiving yards.

“We weren’t mentally prepared,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Causing further embarrassment, Greasy Weasels could have scored 84 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like Chris Johnson and his corresponding 18 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Vinny’s Gang to 1-0, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, the 0-1 The Hellfish are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 18-point favorite, while the 1-0 Squishy Fuzz are at Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 30.0-point underdog.

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