San Quentin Saints will be keeping Marques Colston (6th Round Pick), DeSean Jackson (7th Round Pick), and Ray Rice (8th Round Pick).
Squishy Fuzz (88) at San Quentin Saints (78)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 15, 2008) In a week 15 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, Squishy Fuzz beat a strong San Quentin Saints team by a score of 88 to 78, silencing a partisan crowd of 66,859.
Squishy Fuzz were led to their 10 point victory by a 17 point effort from Drew Brees, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 232 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 1 rushing yards. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Calvin Johnson, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 110 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.
“I was just doing my job,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.
San Quentin Saints were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Donovan McNabb, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 290 passing yards and 2 passing tds. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Marques Colston, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 84 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.
“They out-hustled us,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.
San Quentin Saints drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 15.
This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 12-3-1, and drops San Quentin Saints to a record of 11-3-2.
Coming up in week 16, Squishy Fuzz are at the 11-4-1 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 3.3-point underdog.
Z-Squad (48) at San Quentin Saints (66)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 8, 2008) In a week 14 UFFLE rivalry, San Quentin Saints beat a strong Z-Squad team by a score of 66 to 48, extending the losing streak for Z-Squad to 3 games.
San Quentin Saints were led to their 18 point victory by a 20 point effort from Shaun Hill, who got by the New York Jets defense for 285 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 8 rushing yards. They also got help from a 12 point effort from John Carlson, who snuck past the New England Patriots defense for 69 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.
“I’m happy I could make a contribution,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.
Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 12 point effort from David Garrard, who snuck past the Chicago Bears defense for 178 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 11 rushing yards. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Frank Gore, who snuck past the New York Jets defense for 52 rushing yards in addition to 13 receiving yards.
“We’ll just have to put this loss behind us,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.
Compounding the issue, Z-Squad could have scored 67 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Michael Grosz left key players like Jeff Garcia and his corresponding 22 points on the bench.
This brings the record for San Quentin Saints to 11-3-2, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 9-5-2.
Coming up in week 15, the 12-3-1 Squishy Fuzz are at San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 10.2-point underdog.
San Quentin Saints (80) at The Hellfish (69)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 1, 2008) In a week 13 UFFLE matchup, San Quentin Saints beat a strong The Hellfish team by a score of 80 to 69, silencing a partisan crowd of 68,273.
San Quentin Saints were led to their 11 point victory by a 27 point effort from Thomas Jones, who beat the Denver Broncos defense for 138 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 21 receiving yards. With this performance, Jones was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 13. They also got help from a 27 point effort from Donovan McNabb, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 260 passing yards and 4 passing tds in addition to 24 rushing yards.
“We’re going to use this win as a building block,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.
The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Matt Forte, who got by the Minnesota Vikings defense for 96 rushing yards in addition to 29 receiving yards. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Jake Delhomme, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 177 passing yards.
“They outplayed us in every phase of the game,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.
Compounding the issue, The Hellfish could have scored 92 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Wade Iverson left key players like Terrell Owens and his corresponding 15 points on the bench.
This brings the record for San Quentin Saints to 11-3-2, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 5-11.
Coming up in week 14, the 9-5-2 Z-Squad are at San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 7.1-point favorite.
San Quentin Saints (72) at Twee Twerps (70)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 24, 2008) In a week 12 UFFLE rivalry, San Quentin Saints squeaked by a tough Twee Twerps team by a score of 72 to 70, silencing a partisan crowd of 72,355.
San Quentin Saints were led to their 2 point victory by a 17 point effort from Thomas Jones, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 96 rushing yards in addition to 21 receiving yards. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Marques Colston, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 70 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.
“Our fans were the 12th man today,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.
Twee Twerps were helped out in a losing cause by a 16 point effort from Steve Smith, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 168 receiving yards. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Ryan Longwell, who snuck past the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 3 field goals made and 3 extra points.
“There were too many defensive lapses,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.
Compounding the issue, Twee Twerps could have scored 97 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Bob Filipy left key players like Leon Washington and his corresponding 20 points on the bench.
This brings the record for San Quentin Saints to 10-3-2, and drops Twee Twerps to a record of 10-4-1.
Coming up in week 13, the 4-10-1 Vinny’s Gang are at Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 13.7-point favorite, while San Quentin Saints are at the 5-10 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 12.3-point underdog.
San Quentin Saints (72) at Squishy Fuzz (91)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 24, 2008) In a week 12 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, Squishy Fuzz beat a strong San Quentin Saints team by a score of 91 to 72, extending the winning streak for Squishy Fuzz to 5 games.
Squishy Fuzz were led to their 19 point victory by a 28 point effort from Drew Brees, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 323 passing yards and 4 passing tds. With this performance, Brees was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 12. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Marshawn Lynch, who got by the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 79 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 25 receiving yards.
“We’re going to use this win as a building block,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.
San Quentin Saints were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Thomas Jones, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 96 rushing yards in addition to 21 receiving yards. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Marques Colston, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 70 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.
“We didn’t match their intensity,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.
This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 12-2-1, and drops San Quentin Saints to a record of 10-3-2.
Coming up in week 13, San Quentin Saints are at the 5-10 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 12.3-point underdog, while Squishy Fuzz are at the 8-7 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 12.9-point underdog.
The Undergarments (52) at San Quentin Saints (102)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 17, 2008) In a week 11 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, San Quentin Saints embarrassed a hapless The Undergarments team by a score of 102 to 52, extending the winning streak for San Quentin Saints to 3 games.
San Quentin Saints were led to their 50 point victory by a 26 point effort from Joseph Addai, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 105 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 48 receiving yards. With this performance, Addai was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Donovan McNabb, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 339 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 2 rushing yards.
“Everyone counted us out before the season started,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.
The Undergarments were helped out in a losing cause by a 15 point effort from Ladainian Tomlinson, who snuck past the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 57 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 45 receiving yards. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Tony Romo, who snuck past the Washington Redskins defense for 198 passing yards and 1 passing td.
“They out-hustled us,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.
This brings the record for San Quentin Saints to 9-2-2, and drops The Undergarments to a record of 7-6.
Coming up in week 12, The Undergarments are at the 1-11-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 14.8-point underdog, while San Quentin Saints are at the 9-3-1 Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 0.7-point underdog, while the 6-6-1 The Wondrful Gazonks are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 11.1-point favorite, while San Quentin Saints are at the 10-2-1 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 12-point favorite.
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (73) at San Quentin Saints (102)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 17, 2008) In a week 11 UFFLE showdown, San Quentin Saints beat a strong Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 102 to 73, extending the winning streak for San Quentin Saints to 3 games.
San Quentin Saints were led to their 29 point victory by a 26 point effort from Joseph Addai, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 105 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 48 receiving yards. With this performance, Addai was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Donovan McNabb, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 339 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 2 rushing yards.
“It wasn’t pretty but we’ll take it,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Dwayne Bowe, who snuck past the New Orleans Saints defense for 53 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds. With this performance, Bowe was the number 4 ranked wide receiver for week 11. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Joe Flacco, who snuck past the New York Giants defense for 164 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 57 rushing yards.
“I tip my hat to them,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.
This brings the record for San Quentin Saints to 9-2-2, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 1-11-1.
Coming up in week 12, the 7-6 The Undergarments are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 14.8-point underdog, while San Quentin Saints are at the 9-3-1 Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 0.7-point underdog, while Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at the 9-4 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 23.2-point favorite, while San Quentin Saints are at the 10-2-1 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 12-point favorite.
Elvis Impersonators (77) at San Quentin Saints (117)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 10, 2008) In a week 10 UFFLE rivalry, San Quentin Saints embarrassed a hapless Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 117 to 77, behind the support of 67,110 faithful fans.
San Quentin Saints were led to their 40 point victory by a 32 point effort from Thomas Jones, who beat the St. Louis Rams defense for 149 rushing yards and 3 rushing tds. With this performance, Jones was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 10. They also got help from a 23 point effort from Kellen Winslow, who beat the Denver Broncos defense for 111 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds.
“I’m happy I could make a contribution,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.
Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 25 point effort from Kurt Warner, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 328 passing yards and 3 passing tds. With this performance, Warner was the number 3 ranked quarterback for week 10. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Michael Turner, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 96 rushing yards and 1 rushing td.
“We only have to look in the mirror,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.
This brings the record for San Quentin Saints to 7-2-2, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 7-4.
Coming up in week 11, Elvis Impersonators are at the 3-7-1 Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 24.4-point underdog, while the 7-4 The Undergarments are at San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 6.5-point underdog, while the 5-6 Greasy Weasels are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 1.5-point underdog, while the 1-9-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 14.8-point favorite.
The Slim Shaggys (61) at San Quentin Saints (61)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 3, 2008) In a week 9 UFFLE classic, San Quentin Saints tied a tough The Slim Shaggys team by a score of 61 to 61, behind the support of 65,800 faithful fans.
San Quentin Saints were helped out by a 23 point effort from Donovan McNabb, who beat the Seattle Seahawks defense for 349 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 6 rushing yards. With this performance, McNabb was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 9. They also got help from a 10 point effort from the Jacksonville Jaguars Defensive Team.
The Slim Shaggys were helped out by a 12 point effort from Andre Johnson, who snuck past the Minnesota Vikings defense for 62 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Clinton Portis, who snuck past the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 51 rushing yards in addition to 73 receiving yards.
Compounding the issue, The Slim Shaggys could have scored 63 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Mark Olson left key players like Ike Hilliard and his corresponding 5 points on the bench.
This brings the record for San Quentin Saints to 6-2-2, and drops The Slim Shaggys to a record of 3-4-3.
Coming up in week 10, the 7-3 Elvis Impersonators are at San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 14.6-point underdog, while the 3-6-1 Vinny’s Gang are at The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 7.5-point favorite.
