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San Quentin Saints (62) at Squishy Fuzz (96)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 27, 2008) In a week 8 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Squishy Fuzz embarrassed a hapless San Quentin Saints team by a score of 96 to 62, behind the support of 72,867 faithful fans.

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 34 point victory by a 26 point effort from Santana Moss, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 140 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. With this performance, Moss was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 8. They also got help from a 25 point effort from Drew Brees, who beat the San Diego Chargers defense for 339 passing yards and 3 passing tds.

“We weren’t going to just lie down,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

San Quentin Saints were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Donovan McNabb, who got by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 253 passing yards in addition to 25 rushing yards. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Thomas Jones, who snuck past the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 54 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 6 receiving yards.

“We didn’t get the job done,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 7-2, and drops San Quentin Saints to a record of 6-2-1.

Coming up in week 9, the 3-4-2 The Slim Shaggys are at San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 1.7-point favorite, while the 7-2 Twee Twerps are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 14.9-point favorite.

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Squishy Fuzz (108) at Bad Attitudes (123)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 20, 2008) In a week 7 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, Bad Attitudes beat a strong Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 123 to 108. With their 123 points, Bad Attitudes is now the proud record-holder of the 15th-highest weekly point total in league history.

Bad Attitudes were led to their 15 point victory by a 31 point effort from Mewelde Moore, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 120 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 14 receiving yards. With this performance, Moore was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 7. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Gus Frerotte, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 298 passing yards and 2 passing tds.

“It was a total team effort,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 23 point effort from Calvin Johnson, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 154 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. With this performance, Johnson was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 7. They also got help from a 19 point effort from the Chicago Bears Defensive Team.

“The best team won today,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

This brings the record for Bad Attitudes to 2-6, and drops Squishy Fuzz to a record of 6-2.

Coming up in week 8, the 6-1-1 San Quentin Saints are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 19.4-point favorite, while Bad Attitudes are at the 6-2 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 22.8-point favorite.

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Squishy Fuzz (78) at Grid Iron Bullies (48)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 13, 2008) In a week 6 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Squishy Fuzz embarrassed a hapless Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 78 to 48.

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 30 point victory by a 25 point effort from Drew Brees, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 320 passing yards and 3 passing tds in addition to 7 rushing yards. With this performance, Brees was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 6. They also got help from a 22 point effort from Marion Barber, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for 45 rushing yards in addition to 128 receiving yards.

“This is the greatest feeling in the world,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Kyle Orton, who got by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 286 passing yards and 1 passing td. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Michael Pittman, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 109 rushing yards in addition to 16 receiving yards.

“You’ve got to hand it to them,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 6-1, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 2-5.

Coming up in week 7, Grid Iron Bullies are at the 2-5 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 6.6-point favorite, while Squishy Fuzz are at the 1-6 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 32.3-point underdog.

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Z-Squad (99) at Squishy Fuzz (67)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 6, 2008) In a week 5 UFFLE classic, Z-Squad embarrassed a hapless Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 99 to 67.

Z-Squad were led to their 32 point victory by a 25 point effort from Brandon Jacobs, who beat the Seattle Seahawks defense for 136 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 9 receiving yards. With this performance, Jacobs was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 5. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Chris Cooley, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 109 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“We’re tickled to death,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 19 point effort from Drew Brees, who beat the Minnesota Vikings defense for 330 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 6 rushing yards. With this performance, Brees was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 5. They also got help from a 12 point effort from the Chicago Bears Defensive Team.

“We didn’t match their intensity,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 4-0-2, and drops Squishy Fuzz to a record of 5-1.

Coming up in week 6, Z-Squad are at the 5-1 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 6.8-point favorite, while Squishy Fuzz are at the 2-4 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 27.3-point underdog.

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Squishy Fuzz (72) at The Slim Shaggys (48)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 29, 2008) In a week 4 UFFLE rivalry, Squishy Fuzz embarrassed a hapless The Slim Shaggys team by a score of 72 to 48, extending the winning streak for Squishy Fuzz to 5 games.

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 24 point victory by a 27 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the San Francisco 49ers defense for 363 passing yards and 3 passing tds. With this performance, Brees was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 4. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Santana Moss, who beat the Dallas Cowboys defense for 145 receiving yards.

“I’m happy I could make a contribution,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

The Slim Shaggys were helped out in a losing cause by a 13 point effort from Clinton Portis, who beat the Dallas Cowboys defense for 121 rushing yards in addition to 14 receiving yards. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who snuck past the Baltimore Ravens defense for 191 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 3 rushing yards.

“We didn’t get the big breaks today,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 5-0, and drops The Slim Shaggys to a record of 0-4-1.

Coming up in week 5, The Slim Shaggys are at the 2-3 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 9-point favorite, while the 3-0-2 Z-Squad are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 26.6-point favorite.

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Greasy Weasels (84) at Squishy Fuzz (108)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 22, 2008) In a week 3 UFFLE showdown, Squishy Fuzz beat a strong Greasy Weasels team by a score of 108 to 84, extending the winning streak for Squishy Fuzz to 4 games.

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 24 point victory by a 24 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the Denver Broncos defense for 421 passing yards and 1 passing td. With this performance, Brees was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 3. They also got help from a 23 point effort from Marshawn Lynch, who got by the Oakland Raiders defense for 83 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 31 receiving yards.

“I’m happy I could make a contribution,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Brandon Marshall, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 155 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. With this performance, Marshall was the number 1 ranked wide receiver for week 3. They also got help from a 21 point effort from Philip Rivers, who got by the New York Jets defense for 250 passing yards and 3 passing tds.

“They own us,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Adding salt to the wound, Greasy Weasels could have scored 110 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like Le’Ron McClain and his corresponding 18 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 4-0, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 1-3.

Coming up in week 4, Greasy Weasels are at the 0-3-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 28.0-point underdog, while Squishy Fuzz are at the 0-3-1 The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 38.8-point underdog.

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Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (61) at Squishy Fuzz (108)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 22, 2008) In a week 3 UFFLE classic, Squishy Fuzz embarrassed a hapless Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 108 to 61, extending the winning streak for Squishy Fuzz to 4 games.

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 47 point victory by a 24 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the Denver Broncos defense for 421 passing yards and 1 passing td. With this performance, Brees was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 3. They also got help from a 23 point effort from Marshawn Lynch, who got by the Oakland Raiders defense for 83 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 31 receiving yards.

“We proved we’re the better team,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Eli Manning, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 289 passing yards and 1 passing td. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Dwayne Bowe, who snuck past the Atlanta Falcons defense for 43 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“The best team won today,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 4-0, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 0-3-1.

Coming up in week 4, the 1-3 Greasy Weasels are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 28.0-point underdog, while Squishy Fuzz are at the 0-3-1 The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 38.8-point underdog.

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Squishy Fuzz (106) at Vinny’s Gang (80)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 15, 2008) In a week 2 UFFLE showdown, Squishy Fuzz beat a strong Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 106 to 80.

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 26 point victory by a 24 point effort from Calvin Johnson, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 129 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds. With this performance, Johnson was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 2. They also got help from a 23 point effort from Marion Barber, who snuck past the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 63 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 51 receiving yards.

“We’ll use this win as a stepping stone to the next level,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 27 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 328 passing yards and 3 passing tds in addition to 25 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 2. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 160 rushing yards in addition to 20 receiving yards.

“These guys have nothing to be ashamed of,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 2-0, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 1-1.

Coming up in week 3, the 1-1 Greasy Weasels are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 8.5-point favorite, while Vinny’s Gang are at the 1-0-1 The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 1-point favorite, while Vinny’s Gang are at the 0-2 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 6.0-point underdog, while the 0-1-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 41.5-point favorite.

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Squishy Fuzz (102) at Elvis Impersonators (85)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 9, 2008) In a week 1 UFFLE rivalry, Squishy Fuzz beat a strong Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 102 to 85.

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 17 point victory by a 26 point effort from Drew Brees, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 343 passing yards and 3 passing tds. With this performance, Brees was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 1. They also got help from a 22 point effort from Marion Barber, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 80 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 21 receiving yards.

“This win is for all the fans,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 34 point effort from Michael Turner, who tore apart the Detroit Lions defense for 220 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 6 receiving yards. With this performance, Turner was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 1. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Brett Favre, who snuck past the Miami Dolphins defense for 194 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 2 rushing yards.

“We shot ourselves in the foot,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 1-0, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, Elvis Impersonators are at the 0-0-1 The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 17.0-point underdog, while Squishy Fuzz are at the 1-0 Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 30.0-point underdog.

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Squishy Fuzz Keepers

The Squishy Fuzz will be keeping Marshawn Lynch, Calvin Johnson, and Marion Barber. They will be giving up their 1st, 4th, and 6th round picks.