The Slim Shaggys will be keeping Clinton Portis (1st Round Pick), DeAngelo Williams (5th Round Pick), and Maurice Jones-Drew (6th Round Pick).
The Slim Shaggys (92) at Twee Twerps (97)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 8, 2008) In a week 14 UFFLE showdown, Twee Twerps squeaked by a tough The Slim Shaggys team by a score of 97 to 92, silencing a partisan crowd of 72,221.
Twee Twerps were led to their 5 point victory by a 21 point effort from Jay Cutler, who got by the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 286 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 16 rushing yards. With this performance, Cutler was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 14. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Steve Smith, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 117 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.
“This was a confidence booster,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.
The Slim Shaggys were helped out in a losing cause by a 30 point effort from DeAngelo Williams, who tore apart the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 186 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 6 receiving yards. With this performance, Williams was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 14. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Maurice Jones-Drew, who snuck past the Chicago Bears defense for 55 rushing yards in addition to 47 receiving yards.
“We got a wake-up call,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.
Adding salt to the wound, The Slim Shaggys could have scored 101 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Mark Olson left key players like the Indianapolis Colts Defensive Team and his corresponding 15 points on the bench.
The Slim Shaggys drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 14.
This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 10-5-1, and drops The Slim Shaggys to a record of 8-5-3.
Coming up in week 15, the 11-4-1 Elvis Impersonators are at Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 8.9-point underdog.
The Slim Shaggys (85) at Grid Iron Bullies (46)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 1, 2008) In a week 13 UFFLE matchup, The Slim Shaggys embarrassed a hapless Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 85 to 46, extending the losing streak for Grid Iron Bullies to 3 games.
The Slim Shaggys were led to their 39 point victory by a 32 point effort from DeAngelo Williams, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 72 rushing yards and 4 rushing tds in addition to 14 receiving yards. With this performance, Williams was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 13. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who snuck past the New England Patriots defense for 179 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 6 rushing yards.
“It feels great to be world champions,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.
Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 14 point effort from Kris Brown, who snuck past the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 3 field goals made and 3 extra points. With this performance, Brown was the number 5 ranked place kicker for week 13. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Kevin Faulk, who snuck past the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 73 rushing yards in addition to 48 receiving yards.
“These guys have nothing to be ashamed of,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.
Causing further embarrassment, Grid Iron Bullies could have scored 90 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Eric Bell left key players like Peyton Hillis and his corresponding 18 points on the bench.
This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 8-5-3, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 5-11.
Coming up in week 14, The Slim Shaggys are at the 10-5-1 Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 1.9-point favorite.
The Slim Shaggys (81) at Greasy Weasels (97)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 24, 2008) In a week 12 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, Greasy Weasels beat a strong The Slim Shaggys team by a score of 97 to 81, behind the support of 67,772 faithful fans.
Greasy Weasels were led to their 16 point victory by a 21 point effort from Philip Rivers, who got by the Indianapolis Colts defense for 288 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 15 rushing yards. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Warrick Dunn, who got by the Detroit Lions defense for 90 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 37 receiving yards.
“This MVP award belongs to the whole team,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.
The Slim Shaggys were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 243 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 13 rushing yards. They also got help from a 19 point effort from DeAngelo Williams, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 101 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 19 receiving yards.
“We beat ourselves,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.
This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 8-7, and drops The Slim Shaggys to a record of 7-5-3.
Coming up in week 13, Greasy Weasels are at the 11-4 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 5.5-point favorite, while The Slim Shaggys are at the 5-10 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 15.7-point underdog.
The Slim Shaggys (81) at Bad Attitudes (67)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 24, 2008) In a week 12 UFFLE battle, The Slim Shaggys beat a strong Bad Attitudes team by a score of 81 to 67, extending the losing streak for Bad Attitudes to 7 games.
The Slim Shaggys were led to their 14 point victory by a 22 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 243 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 13 rushing yards. They also got help from a 19 point effort from DeAngelo Williams, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 101 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 19 receiving yards.
“It hasn’t sunk in yet,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.
Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 30 point effort from Randy Moss, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 125 receiving yards and 3 receiving tds. With this performance, Moss was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. They also got help from a 8 point effort from BenJarvus Green-Ellis, who snuck past the Miami Dolphins defense for 20 rushing yards and 1 rushing td.
“They wanted it more than we did,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.
This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 7-5-3, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 2-13.
Coming up in week 13, The Slim Shaggys are at the 5-10 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 15.7-point underdog, while the 1-13-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 3.3-point favorite.
The Slim Shaggys (86) at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (73)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 17, 2008) In a week 11 UFFLE battle, The Slim Shaggys beat a strong Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 86 to 73, extending the winning streak for The Slim Shaggys to 3 games.
The Slim Shaggys were led to their 13 point victory by a 24 point effort from DeAngelo Williams, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 120 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds. With this performance, Williams was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Maurice Jones-Drew, who snuck past the Tennessee Titans defense for 66 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 27 receiving yards.
“It was a total team effort,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Dwayne Bowe, who snuck past the New Orleans Saints defense for 53 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds. With this performance, Bowe was the number 4 ranked wide receiver for week 11. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Joe Flacco, who snuck past the New York Giants defense for 164 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 57 rushing yards.
“I don’t want to point fingers,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.
This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 6-4-3, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 1-11-1.
Coming up in week 12, The Slim Shaggys are at the 6-7 Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 8.3-point favorite, while the 7-6 The Undergarments are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 14.8-point underdog, while Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at the 9-4 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 23.2-point favorite, while The Slim Shaggys are at the 2-11 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 10.0-point underdog.
The Slim Shaggys (86) at The Hellfish (53)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 17, 2008) In a week 11 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, The Slim Shaggys embarrassed a hapless The Hellfish team by a score of 86 to 53, extending the winning streak for The Slim Shaggys to 3 games.
The Slim Shaggys were led to their 33 point victory by a 24 point effort from DeAngelo Williams, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 120 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds. With this performance, Williams was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Maurice Jones-Drew, who snuck past the Tennessee Titans defense for 66 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 27 receiving yards.
“Our fans were the 12th man today,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.
The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 13 point effort from Stephen Gostkowski, who snuck past the New York Jets defense for 3 field goals made and 2 extra points. With this performance, Gostkowski was the number 6 ranked place kicker for week 11. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Matt Forte, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 64 rushing yards in addition to 40 receiving yards.
“They outplayed us in every phase of the game,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.
Adding salt to the wound, The Hellfish could have scored 87 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Wade Iverson left key players like Matt Cassel and his corresponding 36 points on the bench.
This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 6-4-3, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 3-10.
Coming up in week 12, The Slim Shaggys are at the 6-7 Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 8.3-point favorite, while the 2-11 Bad Attitudes are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 1.1-point underdog, while The Slim Shaggys are at the 2-11 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 10.0-point underdog, while the 9-2-2 Z-Squad are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 12.3-point underdog.
Vinny’s Gang (45) at The Slim Shaggys (90)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 10, 2008) In a week 10 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, The Slim Shaggys embarrassed a hapless Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 90 to 45, behind the support of 65,995 faithful fans.
The Slim Shaggys were led to their 45 point victory by a 27 point effort from Maurice Jones-Drew, who snuck past the Detroit Lions defense for 70 rushing yards and 3 rushing tds in addition to 21 receiving yards. With this performance, Jones-Drew was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 10. They also got help from a 20 point effort from DeAngelo Williams, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 140 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 3 receiving yards.
“We weren’t going to just lie down,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.
Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 28 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who tore apart the Green Bay Packers defense for 192 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 33 receiving yards. With this performance, Peterson was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 10. They also got help from a 7 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who snuck past the Minnesota Vikings defense for 142 passing yards in addition to 1 rushing yards.
“Our defense was a non-factor,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.
This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 4-4-3, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 3-7-1.
Coming up in week 11, the 7-4 Elvis Impersonators are at Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 24.4-point underdog, while The Slim Shaggys are at the 1-9-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 11.0-point underdog, while The Slim Shaggys are at the 3-8 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 7.1-point underdog, while the 7-2-2 Z-Squad are at Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 14.0-point underdog.
The Slim Shaggys (61) at San Quentin Saints (61)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 3, 2008) In a week 9 UFFLE classic, San Quentin Saints tied a tough The Slim Shaggys team by a score of 61 to 61, behind the support of 65,800 faithful fans.
San Quentin Saints were helped out by a 23 point effort from Donovan McNabb, who beat the Seattle Seahawks defense for 349 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 6 rushing yards. With this performance, McNabb was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 9. They also got help from a 10 point effort from the Jacksonville Jaguars Defensive Team.
The Slim Shaggys were helped out by a 12 point effort from Andre Johnson, who snuck past the Minnesota Vikings defense for 62 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Clinton Portis, who snuck past the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 51 rushing yards in addition to 73 receiving yards.
Compounding the issue, The Slim Shaggys could have scored 63 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Mark Olson left key players like Ike Hilliard and his corresponding 5 points on the bench.
This brings the record for San Quentin Saints to 6-2-2, and drops The Slim Shaggys to a record of 3-4-3.
Coming up in week 10, the 7-3 Elvis Impersonators are at San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 14.6-point underdog, while the 3-6-1 Vinny’s Gang are at The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 7.5-point favorite.
The Slim Shaggys (57) at Vinny’s Gang (57)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 27, 2008) In a week 8 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Vinny’s Gang tied a tough The Slim Shaggys team by a score of 57 to 57, behind the support of 66,444 faithful fans.
Vinny’s Gang were helped out by a 18 point effort from Chad Pennington, who beat the Buffalo Bills defense for 314 passing yards and 1 passing td. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Laveranues Coles, who snuck past the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 64 receiving yards and 1 receiving td in addition to 6 rushing yards.
The Slim Shaggys were helped out by a 14 point effort from Andre Johnson, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 143 receiving yards. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Clinton Portis, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 126 rushing yards in addition to 6 receiving yards.
Causing further embarrassment, The Slim Shaggys could have scored 84 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Mark Olson left key players like DeAngelo Williams and his corresponding 17 points on the bench.
Vinny’s Gang took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 8.
This brings the record for Vinny’s Gang to 2-6-1, and drops The Slim Shaggys to a record of 3-4-2.
Coming up in week 9, The Slim Shaggys are at the 6-2-1 San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 1.7-point favorite, while Vinny’s Gang are at the 2-7 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 3.6-point favorite.
