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Elvis Impersonators (73) at The Slim Shaggys (86)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 20, 2008) In a week 7 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, The Slim Shaggys beat a strong Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 86 to 73, extending the winning streak for The Slim Shaggys to 3 games.

The Slim Shaggys were led to their 13 point victory by a 23 point effort from Clinton Portis, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 175 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 8 receiving yards. With this performance, Portis was the number 5 ranked running back for week 7. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 216 passing yards and 2 passing tds.

“We finally got the monkey off our backs,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from Owen Daniels, who snuck past the Detroit Lions defense for 66 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds. With this performance, Daniels was the number 1 ranked tight end for week 7. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Steve Slaton, who got by the Detroit Lions defense for 80 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 9 receiving yards.

“I take full responsibility for this loss,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 3-4-1, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 5-3.

Coming up in week 8, the 2-6 The Hellfish are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 18.8-point favorite, while The Slim Shaggys are at the 2-6 Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 9.9-point underdog.

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Greasy Weasels (75) at The Slim Shaggys (99)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 13, 2008) In a week 6 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, The Slim Shaggys beat a strong Greasy Weasels team by a score of 99 to 75.

The Slim Shaggys were led to their 24 point victory by a 25 point effort from Clinton Portis, who beat the St. Louis Rams defense for 129 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 14 receiving yards. With this performance, Portis was the number 4 ranked running back for week 6. They also got help from a 23 point effort from Andre Johnson, who tore apart the Miami Dolphins defense for 178 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“We feel fortunate,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 24 point effort from Philip Rivers, who beat the New England Patriots defense for 306 passing yards and 3 passing tds. With this performance, Rivers was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 6. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Greg Jennings, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 84 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“They’ve had our number all season,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 2-4-1, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 2-5.

Coming up in week 7, the 5-2 Elvis Impersonators are at The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 17.3-point underdog, while Greasy Weasels are at the 5-0-2 Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 5.9-point underdog.

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The Slim Shaggys (82) at The Hellfish (77)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 6, 2008) In a week 5 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, The Slim Shaggys squeaked by a tough The Hellfish team by a score of 82 to 77.

The Slim Shaggys were led to their 5 point victory by a 24 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 309 passing yards and 3 passing tds in addition to 2 rushing yards. With this performance, Roethlisberger was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 5. They also got help from a 21 point effort from Clinton Portis, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 145 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 13 receiving yards.

“We’re not going to rest on our laurels,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Jake Delhomme, who got by the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 236 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 1 rushing yards. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Matt Forte, who snuck past the Detroit Lions defense for 36 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 25 receiving yards.

“We had our chances but we let them slip away,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Causing further embarrassment, The Hellfish could have scored 86 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Wade Iverson left key players like Shaun Suisham and his corresponding 15 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 1-4-1, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 2-4.

Coming up in week 6, The Hellfish are at the 4-2 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 17.7-point favorite, while the 2-4 Greasy Weasels are at The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 21.2-point underdog.

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Squishy Fuzz (72) at The Slim Shaggys (48)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 29, 2008) In a week 4 UFFLE rivalry, Squishy Fuzz embarrassed a hapless The Slim Shaggys team by a score of 72 to 48, extending the winning streak for Squishy Fuzz to 5 games.

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 24 point victory by a 27 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the San Francisco 49ers defense for 363 passing yards and 3 passing tds. With this performance, Brees was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 4. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Santana Moss, who beat the Dallas Cowboys defense for 145 receiving yards.

“I’m happy I could make a contribution,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

The Slim Shaggys were helped out in a losing cause by a 13 point effort from Clinton Portis, who beat the Dallas Cowboys defense for 121 rushing yards in addition to 14 receiving yards. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who snuck past the Baltimore Ravens defense for 191 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 3 rushing yards.

“We didn’t get the big breaks today,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 5-0, and drops The Slim Shaggys to a record of 0-4-1.

Coming up in week 5, The Slim Shaggys are at the 2-3 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 9-point favorite, while the 3-0-2 Z-Squad are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 26.6-point favorite.

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The Slim Shaggys (65) at Z-Squad (68)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 22, 2008) In a week 3 UFFLE battle, Z-Squad squeaked by a tough The Slim Shaggys team by a score of 68 to 65, extending the losing streak for The Slim Shaggys to 3 games.

Z-Squad were led to their 3 point victory by a 22 point effort from Frank Gore, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 130 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 32 receiving yards. With this performance, Gore was the number 5 ranked running back for week 3. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Matt Prater, who snuck past the New Orleans Saints defense for 2 field goals made and 4 extra points.

“We knew we had to defend our home turf,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

The Slim Shaggys were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Maurice Jones-Drew, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 107 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 59 receiving yards. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Clinton Portis, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for 68 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 19 receiving yards.

“They ate our lunch,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Causing further embarrassment, The Slim Shaggys could have scored 74 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Mark Olson left key players like Jabar Gaffney and his corresponding 11 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 2-0-2, and drops The Slim Shaggys to a record of 0-3-1.

Coming up in week 4, the 4-0 Squishy Fuzz are at The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 38.8-point underdog, while Z-Squad are at the 1-3 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 28.8-point underdog.

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The Slim Shaggys (65) at Elvis Impersonators (101)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 22, 2008) In a week 3 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, Elvis Impersonators embarrassed a hapless The Slim Shaggys team by a score of 101 to 65, extending the losing streak for The Slim Shaggys to 3 games.

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 36 point victory by a 28 point effort from Michael Turner, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 104 rushing yards and 3 rushing tds. With this performance, Turner was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 3. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Larry Johnson, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 121 rushing yards and 1 rushing td.

“This is the greatest feeling in the world,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

The Slim Shaggys were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Maurice Jones-Drew, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 107 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 59 receiving yards. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Clinton Portis, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for 68 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 19 receiving yards.

“We shot ourselves in the foot,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 2-2, and drops The Slim Shaggys to a record of 0-3-1.

Coming up in week 4, Elvis Impersonators are at the 1-3 Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 30.2-point underdog, while the 4-0 Squishy Fuzz are at The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 38.8-point underdog.

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Twee Twerps (78) at The Slim Shaggys (71)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 15, 2008) In a week 2 UFFLE classic, Twee Twerps squeaked by a tough The Slim Shaggys team by a score of 78 to 71.

Twee Twerps were led to their 7 point victory by a 30 point effort from Jay Cutler, who beat the San Diego Chargers defense for 350 passing yards and 4 passing tds in addition to 6 rushing yards. With this performance, Cutler was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 2. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Reggie Bush, who snuck past the Washington Redskins defense for 28 rushing yards in addition to 63 receiving yards.

“This MVP award belongs to the whole team,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

The Slim Shaggys were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Clinton Portis, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 96 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 3 receiving yards. With this performance, Portis was the number 5 ranked running back for week 2. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Plaxico Burress, who got by the St. Louis Rams defense for 81 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“We shot ourselves in the foot,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 2-0, and drops The Slim Shaggys to a record of 0-1-1.

Coming up in week 3, The Slim Shaggys are at the 1-0-1 Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 10.5-point favorite, while Twee Twerps are at the 0-1-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 7.0-point underdog, while The Slim Shaggys are at the 0-2 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 9-point favorite, while Twee Twerps are at the 1-1 Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 26-point favorite.

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The Slim Shaggys (68) at The Wondrful Gazonks (68)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 9, 2008) In a week 1 UFFLE matchup, The Wondrful Gazonks tied a tough The Slim Shaggys team by a score of 68 to 68.

The Wondrful Gazonks were helped out by a 21 point effort from Brian Westbrook, who got by the St. Louis Rams defense for 91 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 1 receiving yards. With this performance, Westbrook was the number 5 ranked running back for week 1. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Antonio Gates, who snuck past the Carolina Panthers defense for 61 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

The Slim Shaggys were helped out by a 13 point effort from Plaxico Burress, who beat the Washington Redskins defense for 133 receiving yards. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who snuck past the Houston Texans defense for 137 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 17 rushing yards.

Adding salt to the wound, The Slim Shaggys could have scored 74 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Mark Olson left key players like DeAngelo Williams and his corresponding 8 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 0-0-1, and drops The Slim Shaggys to a record of 0-0-1.

Coming up in week 2, the 0-1 Elvis Impersonators are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 17.0-point underdog, while the 1-0 Twee Twerps are at The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 7-point favorite.

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