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Z-Squad (98) at The Undergarments (96)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 13, 2008) In a week 6 UFFLE showdown, Z-Squad squeaked by a tough The Undergarments team by a score of 98 to 96, extending the winning streak for Z-Squad to 3 games.

Z-Squad were led to their 2 point victory by a 23 point effort from Braylon Edwards, who beat the New York Giants defense for 154 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. With this performance, Edwards was the number 1 ranked wide receiver for week 6. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Frank Gore, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 101 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 16 receiving yards.

“I’m speechless,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

The Undergarments were helped out in a losing cause by a 25 point effort from Tony Romo, who beat the Arizona Cardinals defense for 321 passing yards and 3 passing tds. With this performance, Romo was the number 3 ranked quarterback for week 6. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Patrick Crayton, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 84 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“They stepped up and made the plays,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Causing further embarrassment, The Undergarments could have scored 116 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Eric Overgaard left key players like Matt Schaub and his corresponding 28 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 5-0-2, and drops The Undergarments to a record of 5-2.

Coming up in week 7, the 2-5 Greasy Weasels are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 5.9-point underdog, while the 2-5 Vinny’s Gang are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 22.6-point favorite.

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The Undergarments (95) at Greasy Weasels (53)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 6, 2008) In a week 5 UFFLE battle, The Undergarments embarrassed a hapless Greasy Weasels team by a score of 95 to 53, extending the winning streak for The Undergarments to 5 games.

The Undergarments were led to their 42 point victory by a 19 point effort from Roddy White, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 132 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. With this performance, White was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 5. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Lee Evans, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 100 receiving yards and 1 receiving td in addition to 22 rushing yards.

“We’ll use this win as a stepping stone to the next level,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 14 point effort from Greg Jennings, who got by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 87 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Robbie Gould, who snuck past the Detroit Lions defense for 2 field goals made and 4 extra points.

“We got a wake-up call,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 5-1, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 2-4.

Coming up in week 6, Greasy Weasels are at the 1-4-1 The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 21.2-point underdog, while the 4-0-2 Z-Squad are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 6.8-point favorite.

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Twee Twerps (92) at The Undergarments (97)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 29, 2008) In a week 4 UFFLE matchup, The Undergarments squeaked by a tough Twee Twerps team by a score of 97 to 92, extending the winning streak for The Undergarments to 4 games.

The Undergarments were led to their 5 point victory by a 24 point effort from Tony Romo, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 300 passing yards and 3 passing tds in addition to 7 rushing yards. With this performance, Romo was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 4. They also got help from a 22 point effort from Ladainian Tomlinson, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 106 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 9 receiving yards.

“I’m really proud of the way our guys hung in there,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Twee Twerps were helped out in a losing cause by a 24 point effort from Steven Jackson, who beat the Buffalo Bills defense for 110 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 78 receiving yards. With this performance, Jackson was the number 2 ranked running back for week 4. They also got help from a 21 point effort from Jay Cutler, who tore apart the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 361 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 6 rushing yards.

“They wanted it more than we did,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

Compounding the issue, Twee Twerps could have scored 100 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Bob Filipy left key players like Matt Jones and his corresponding 13 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 4-1, and drops Twee Twerps to a record of 4-1.

Coming up in week 5, Twee Twerps are at the 3-2 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 2.6-point favorite, while The Undergarments are at the 2-3 Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 13-point favorite.

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The Hellfish (78) at The Undergarments (84)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 22, 2008) In a week 3 UFFLE battle, The Undergarments squeaked by a tough The Hellfish team by a score of 84 to 78, extending the winning streak for The Undergarments to 3 games.

The Undergarments were led to their 6 point victory by a 17 point effort from Roddy White, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 119 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. With this performance, White was the number 5 ranked wide receiver for week 3. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Tony Romo, who got by the Green Bay Packers defense for 260 passing yards and 1 passing td.

“We weren’t going to just lie down,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Matt Forte, who got by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 89 rushing yards in addition to 66 receiving yards. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Fred Taylor, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 121 rushing yards in addition to 9 receiving yards.

“The ball just didn’t bounce our way,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Causing further embarrassment, The Hellfish could have scored 85 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Wade Iverson left key players like Donald Driver and his corresponding 7 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 3-1, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 1-3.

Coming up in week 4, the 2-1-1 The Wondrful Gazonks are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 12-point favorite, while the 4-0 Twee Twerps are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 10.5-point underdog.

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Grid Iron Bullies (63) at The Undergarments (78)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 15, 2008) In a week 2 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, The Undergarments beat a strong Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 78 to 63.

The Undergarments were led to their 15 point victory by a 24 point effort from Tony Romo, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 312 passing yards and 3 passing tds. With this performance, Romo was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 2. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Tony Scheffler, who snuck past the San Diego Chargers defense for 64 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds.

“I’m happy I could make a contribution,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 19 point effort from Julius Jones, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 127 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 14 receiving yards. With this performance, Jones was the number 6 ranked running back for week 2. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Peyton Manning, who beat the Minnesota Vikings defense for 311 passing yards and 1 passing td.

“They wanted it more than we did,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Adding salt to the wound, Grid Iron Bullies could have scored 84 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Eric Bell left key players like Justin Gage and his corresponding 11 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 1-1, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 0-2.

Coming up in week 3, the 0-2 The Hellfish are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 1.5-point favorite, while Grid Iron Bullies are at the 2-0 San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 22-point favorite, while Grid Iron Bullies are at the 1-0-1 The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 19.5-point favorite, while the 1-1 Bad Attitudes are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 27-point favorite.

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The Undergarments (65) at San Quentin Saints (94)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 9, 2008) In a week 1 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, San Quentin Saints embarrassed a hapless The Undergarments team by a score of 94 to 65.

San Quentin Saints were led to their 29 point victory by a 27 point effort from Donovan McNabb, who tore apart the St. Louis Rams defense for 361 passing yards and 3 passing tds in addition to 3 rushing yards. With this performance, McNabb was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 1. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Thomas Jones, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 101 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 2 receiving yards.

“It was a hard-fought contest,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

The Undergarments were helped out in a losing cause by a 19 point effort from Tony Romo, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 320 passing yards and 1 passing td. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Ladainian Tomlinson, who got by the Carolina Panthers defense for 97 rushing yards in addition to 15 receiving yards.

“It just wasn’t meant to be,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

This brings the record for San Quentin Saints to 1-0, and drops The Undergarments to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, the 0-1 Grid Iron Bullies are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 13-point favorite, while San Quentin Saints are at the 1-0 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 25.0-point underdog.

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