The Wondrful Gazonks will be keeping Brian Westbrook (1st Round Pick), Anquan Boldin (2nd Round Pick), and Antonio Gates (3rd Round Pick).
Z-Squad (52) at The Wondrful Gazonks (86)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 1, 2008) In a week 13 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, The Wondrful Gazonks embarrassed a hapless Z-Squad team by a score of 86 to 52, extending the losing streak for Z-Squad to 3 games.
The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 34 point victory by a 37 point effort from Brian Westbrook, who beat the Arizona Cardinals defense for 110 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 20 receiving yards. With this performance, Westbrook was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 13. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Tyler Thigpen, who snuck past the Oakland Raiders defense for 162 passing yards in addition to 48 rushing yards.
“This team shows a lot of character,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.
Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from David Garrard, who got by the Houston Texans defense for 287 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 10 rushing yards. They also got help from a 8 point effort from Frank Gore, who snuck past the Buffalo Bills defense for 66 rushing yards in addition to 23 receiving yards.
“Not to take away anything from our opponents, but we didn’t play like we’re capable of playing,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.
This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 8-7-1, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 9-5-2.
Coming up in week 14, Z-Squad are at the 11-3-2 San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 7.1-point favorite.
The Wondrful Gazonks (89) at Squishy Fuzz (91)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 24, 2008) In a week 12 UFFLE rivalry, Squishy Fuzz squeaked by a tough The Wondrful Gazonks team by a score of 91 to 89, extending the winning streak for Squishy Fuzz to 5 games.
Squishy Fuzz were led to their 2 point victory by a 28 point effort from Drew Brees, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 323 passing yards and 4 passing tds. With this performance, Brees was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 12. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Marshawn Lynch, who got by the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 79 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 25 receiving yards.
“We weren’t going to just lie down,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.
The Wondrful Gazonks were helped out in a losing cause by a 23 point effort from Tyler Thigpen, who got by the Buffalo Bills defense for 240 passing yards and 3 passing tds in addition to 29 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from the Baltimore Ravens Defensive Team.
“Turnovers killed us,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.
Causing further embarrassment, The Wondrful Gazonks could have scored 92 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Josh Vadnais left key players like Sammy Morris and his corresponding 4 points on the bench.
The Wondrful Gazonks drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 12.
This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 12-2-1, and drops The Wondrful Gazonks to a record of 7-7-1.
Coming up in week 13, the 9-4-2 Z-Squad are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 3.5-point underdog, while Squishy Fuzz are at the 8-7 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 12.9-point underdog.
The Wondrful Gazonks (89) at The Undergarments (86)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 24, 2008) In a week 12 UFFLE battle, The Wondrful Gazonks squeaked by a tough The Undergarments team by a score of 89 to 86, silencing a partisan crowd of 65,591.
The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 3 point victory by a 23 point effort from Tyler Thigpen, who got by the Buffalo Bills defense for 240 passing yards and 3 passing tds in addition to 29 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from the Baltimore Ravens Defensive Team.
“Everyone counted us out before the season started,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.
The Undergarments were helped out in a losing cause by a 26 point effort from Tony Romo, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 341 passing yards and 3 passing tds. With this performance, Romo was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 12. They also got help from a 15 point effort from the Minnesota Vikings Defensive Team.
“They caught us on an off night,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.
Causing further embarrassment, The Undergarments could have scored 91 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Eric Overgaard left key players like Dominic Rhodes and his corresponding 10 points on the bench.
This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 7-7-1, and drops The Undergarments to a record of 8-7.
Coming up in week 13, the 9-4-2 Z-Squad are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 3.5-point underdog, while the 12-2-1 Squishy Fuzz are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 12.9-point underdog.
Z-Squad (77) at The Wondrful Gazonks (56)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 17, 2008) In a week 11 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Z-Squad beat a strong The Wondrful Gazonks team by a score of 77 to 56, extending the winning streak for Z-Squad to 4 games.
Z-Squad were led to their 21 point victory by a 22 point effort from Frank Gore, who beat the St. Louis Rams defense for 106 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 8 receiving yards. With this performance, Gore was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Lance Moore, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 102 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.
“The important thing is that we won,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.
The Wondrful Gazonks were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Tyler Thigpen, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 235 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 45 rushing yards. With this performance, Thigpen was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 11. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Anquan Boldin, who tore apart the Seattle Seahawks defense for 186 receiving yards in addition to 3 rushing yards.
“They ate our lunch,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.
This brings the record for Z-Squad to 9-2-2, and drops The Wondrful Gazonks to a record of 6-6-1.
Coming up in week 12, Z-Squad are at the 9-4 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 10.6-point favorite, while The Wondrful Gazonks are at the 10-2-1 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 25.2-point favorite, while Z-Squad are at the 3-10 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 12.3-point underdog, while The Wondrful Gazonks are at the 7-6 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 11.1-point favorite.
The Wondrful Gazonks (56) at Twee Twerps (79)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 17, 2008) In a week 11 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, Twee Twerps beat a strong The Wondrful Gazonks team by a score of 79 to 56, behind the support of 74,181 faithful fans.
Twee Twerps were led to their 23 point victory by a 20 point effort from T.J. Houshmandzadeh, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 149 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. With this performance, Houshmandzadeh was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 11. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Leon Washington, who snuck past the New England Patriots defense for 18 rushing yards in addition to 17 receiving yards.
“It was a hard-fought contest,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.
The Wondrful Gazonks were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Tyler Thigpen, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 235 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 45 rushing yards. With this performance, Thigpen was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 11. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Anquan Boldin, who tore apart the Seattle Seahawks defense for 186 receiving yards in addition to 3 rushing yards.
“Turnovers killed us,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.
This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 9-3-1, and drops The Wondrful Gazonks to a record of 6-6-1.
Coming up in week 12, The Wondrful Gazonks are at the 10-2-1 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 25.2-point favorite, while the 9-2-2 San Quentin Saints are at Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 0.7-point underdog, while The Wondrful Gazonks are at the 7-6 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 11.1-point favorite, while the 5-8 Grid Iron Bullies are at Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 17.7-point favorite.
The Wondrful Gazonks (104) at Bad Attitudes (74)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 10, 2008) In a week 10 UFFLE rivalry, The Wondrful Gazonks beat a strong Bad Attitudes team by a score of 104 to 74, extending the winning streak for The Wondrful Gazonks to 4 games.
The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 30 point victory by a 24 point effort from Tyler Thigpen, who got by the San Diego Chargers defense for 266 passing yards and 3 passing tds in addition to 26 rushing yards. With this performance, Thigpen was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 10. They also got help from a 22 point effort from Anquan Boldin, who got by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 92 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds in addition to 19 rushing yards.
“This is a dream come true,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.
Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Mewelde Moore, who snuck past the Indianapolis Colts defense for 57 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 48 receiving yards. With this performance, Moore was the number 6 ranked running back for week 10. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Kevin Smith, who got by the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 96 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 27 receiving yards.
“My hat’s off to them,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.
This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 6-4-1, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 2-9.
Coming up in week 11, the 7-2-2 Z-Squad are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 6.5-point underdog, while Bad Attitudes are at the 7-3-1 Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 13.7-point favorite, while The Wondrful Gazonks are at the 7-3-1 Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 10.6-point favorite, while Bad Attitudes are at the 8-2-1 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 24.7-point favorite.
The Wondrful Gazonks (77) at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (56)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 3, 2008) In a week 9 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, The Wondrful Gazonks beat a strong Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 77 to 56, extending the winning streak for The Wondrful Gazonks to 3 games.
The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 21 point victory by a 16 point effort from Derek Anderson, who got by the Baltimore Ravens defense for 219 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 8 rushing yards. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Anquan Boldin, who got by the St. Louis Rams defense for 85 receiving yards and 1 receiving td in addition to 8 rushing yards.
“We’ll use this win as a stepping stone to the next level,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from Joe Flacco, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 248 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 2 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from David Akers, who snuck past the Seattle Seahawks defense for 4 field goals made and 2 extra points.
“We had our chances but we let them slip away,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.
This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 5-4-1, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 1-8-1.
Coming up in week 10, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at the 2-8 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 3.5-point favorite, while The Wondrful Gazonks are at the 2-8 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 0.4-point underdog.
The Wondrful Gazonks (108) at Greasy Weasels (87)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 27, 2008) In a week 8 UFFLE matchup, The Wondrful Gazonks beat a strong Greasy Weasels team by a score of 108 to 87, silencing a partisan crowd of 69,792.
The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 21 point victory by a 32 point effort from Brian Westbrook, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 167 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 42 receiving yards. With this performance, Westbrook was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 8. They also got help from a 21 point effort from Anquan Boldin, who snuck past the Carolina Panthers defense for 63 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds in addition to 30 rushing yards.
“We knew we had to defend our home turf,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.
Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 26 point effort from Philip Rivers, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 341 passing yards and 3 passing tds. With this performance, Rivers was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 8. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Chris Johnson, who got by the Indianapolis Colts defense for 77 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 19 receiving yards.
“They wanted it more than we did,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.
Greasy Weasels drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 9 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 8.
This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 4-4-1, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 3-6.
Coming up in week 9, the 2-7 Bad Attitudes are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 21.9-point favorite, while The Wondrful Gazonks are at the 1-7-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 2.6-point underdog.
San Quentin Saints (64) at The Wondrful Gazonks (71)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 20, 2008) In a week 7 UFFLE classic, The Wondrful Gazonks squeaked by a tough San Quentin Saints team by a score of 71 to 64.
The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 7 point victory by a 19 point effort from Sammy Morris, who beat the Denver Broncos defense for 138 rushing yards and 1 rushing td. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Derrick Mason, who got by the Miami Dolphins defense for 87 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.
“This was a good win for us,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.
San Quentin Saints were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Willis McGahee, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 105 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 47 receiving yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Thomas Jones, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 159 rushing yards.
“We dug ourselves a deep hole,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.
This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 3-4-1, and drops San Quentin Saints to a record of 6-1-1.
Coming up in week 8, The Wondrful Gazonks are at the 3-5 Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 28.5-point favorite, while San Quentin Saints are at the 6-2 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 19.4-point favorite.
