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September 23, 2008September 23, 2008

Twee Twerps (107) at Greasy Weasels (84)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 22, 2008) In a week 3 UFFLE classic, Twee Twerps beat a strong Greasy Weasels team by a score of 107 to 84, extending the winning streak for Twee Twerps to 4 games.

Twee Twerps were led to their 23 point victory by a 26 point effort from Reggie Bush, who snuck past the Denver Broncos defense for 73 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 75 receiving yards. With this performance, Bush was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 3. They also got help from a 20 point effort from T.J. Houshmandzadeh, who beat the New York Giants defense for 146 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“We knew what we had to do and went out and did it,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Brandon Marshall, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 155 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. With this performance, Marshall was the number 1 ranked wide receiver for week 3. They also got help from a 21 point effort from Philip Rivers, who got by the New York Jets defense for 250 passing yards and 3 passing tds.

“They stepped up and made the plays,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Compounding the issue, Greasy Weasels could have scored 110 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like Le’Ron McClain and his corresponding 18 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 4-0, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 1-3.

Coming up in week 4, Greasy Weasels are at the 0-3-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 28.0-point underdog, while Twee Twerps are at the 3-1 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 10.5-point underdog.

September 23, 2008September 23, 2008

Vinny’s Gang (43) at The Hellfish (78)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 22, 2008) In a week 3 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, The Hellfish embarrassed a hapless Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 78 to 43, extending the losing streak for Vinny’s Gang to 3 games.

The Hellfish were led to their 35 point victory by a 20 point effort from Matt Forte, who got by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 89 rushing yards in addition to 66 receiving yards. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Fred Taylor, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 121 rushing yards in addition to 9 receiving yards.

“I was just doing my job,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 290 passing yards in addition to 10 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 3. They also got help from a 9 point effort from Nick Folk, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 2 field goals made and 3 extra points.

“We weren’t mentally prepared,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

This brings the record for The Hellfish to 1-3, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 1-3.

Coming up in week 4, the 2-2 Elvis Impersonators are at Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 30.2-point underdog, while the 2-1-1 The Wondrful Gazonks are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 12-point favorite.

September 23, 2008September 23, 2008

San Quentin Saints (68) at Z-Squad (68)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 22, 2008) In a week 3 UFFLE showdown, Z-Squad tied a tough San Quentin Saints team by a score of 68 to 68.

Z-Squad were helped out by a 22 point effort from Frank Gore, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 130 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 32 receiving yards. With this performance, Gore was the number 5 ranked running back for week 3. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Matt Prater, who snuck past the New Orleans Saints defense for 2 field goals made and 4 extra points.

San Quentin Saints were helped out by a 20 point effort from Joseph Addai, who got by the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 78 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 10 receiving yards. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Donovan McNabb, who snuck past the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 196 passing yards and 1 passing td.

Compounding the issue, San Quentin Saints could have scored 82 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Sean Boggess left key players like Jason Campbell and his corresponding 17 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 2-0-2, and drops San Quentin Saints to a record of 3-0-1.

Coming up in week 4, Z-Squad are at the 1-3 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 28.8-point underdog, while the 1-3 Grid Iron Bullies are at San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 13-point favorite.

September 23, 2008September 23, 2008

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (61) at Squishy Fuzz (108)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 22, 2008) In a week 3 UFFLE classic, Squishy Fuzz embarrassed a hapless Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 108 to 61, extending the winning streak for Squishy Fuzz to 4 games.

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 47 point victory by a 24 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the Denver Broncos defense for 421 passing yards and 1 passing td. With this performance, Brees was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 3. They also got help from a 23 point effort from Marshawn Lynch, who got by the Oakland Raiders defense for 83 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 31 receiving yards.

“We proved we’re the better team,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Eli Manning, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 289 passing yards and 1 passing td. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Dwayne Bowe, who snuck past the Atlanta Falcons defense for 43 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“The best team won today,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 4-0, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 0-3-1.

Coming up in week 4, the 1-3 Greasy Weasels are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 28.0-point underdog, while Squishy Fuzz are at the 0-3-1 The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 38.8-point underdog.

September 23, 2008September 23, 2008

Grid Iron Bullies (64) at The Wondrful Gazonks (47)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 22, 2008) In a week 3 UFFLE battle, Grid Iron Bullies beat a strong The Wondrful Gazonks team by a score of 64 to 47.

Grid Iron Bullies were led to their 17 point victory by a 20 point effort from Julius Jones, who beat the St. Louis Rams defense for 140 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 4 receiving yards. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Peyton Manning, who got by the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 216 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 12 rushing yards.

“This was a confidence booster,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

The Wondrful Gazonks were helped out in a losing cause by a 14 point effort from the Baltimore Ravens Defensive Team. With this performance, the Ravens was the number 2 ranked defensive team for week 3. They also got help from a 9 point effort from Derek Anderson, who snuck past the Baltimore Ravens defense for 125 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 2 rushing yards.

“We don’t care about moral victories,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

Adding salt to the wound, The Wondrful Gazonks could have scored 89 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Josh Vadnais left key players like Brian Griese and his corresponding 26 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Grid Iron Bullies to 1-3, and drops The Wondrful Gazonks to a record of 2-1-1.

Coming up in week 4, The Wondrful Gazonks are at the 1-3 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 12-point favorite, while Grid Iron Bullies are at the 3-0-1 San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 13-point favorite.

September 23, 2008September 23, 2008

Bad Attitudes (46) at The Undergarments (84)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 22, 2008) In a week 3 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, The Undergarments embarrassed a hapless Bad Attitudes team by a score of 84 to 46, extending the winning streak for The Undergarments to 3 games.

The Undergarments were led to their 38 point victory by a 17 point effort from Roddy White, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 119 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. With this performance, White was the number 5 ranked wide receiver for week 3. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Tony Romo, who got by the Green Bay Packers defense for 260 passing yards and 1 passing td.

“I was just doing my job,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 13 point effort from Gus Frerotte, who got by the Carolina Panthers defense for 204 passing yards and 1 passing td. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Shayne Graham, who snuck past the New York Giants defense for 3 field goals made and 2 extra points.

“They caught us on an off night,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 3-1, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 1-3.

Coming up in week 4, the 2-0-2 Z-Squad are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 28.8-point underdog, while the 4-0 Twee Twerps are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 10.5-point underdog.