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October 12, 2010

Week 5 Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week
The Hellfish (89) at Twee Twerps (80)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 11, 2010) In a week 5 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, The Hellfish beat a strong Twee Twerps team by a score of 89 to 80, silencing a partisan crowd of 74,231.

Matt Forte

The Hellfish were led to their 9 point victory by a 30 point effort from Matt Forte, who beat the Carolina Panthers defense for 166 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 22 receiving yards. With this performance, Forte was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 5. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Drew Brees, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 279 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 2 rushing yards.

“This was a confidence booster,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Twee Twerps were helped out in a losing cause by a 28 point effort from Philip Rivers, who tore apart the Oakland Raiders defense for 431 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 14 rushing yards. With this performance, Rivers was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 5. They also got help from a 22 point effort from Josh Scobee, who snuck past the Buffalo Bills defense for 5 field goals made and 3 extra points.

“We didn’t maintain the intensity for the entire 60 minutes,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

This brings the record for The Hellfish to 3-3, and drops Twee Twerps to a record of 4-2.

Coming up in week 6, the 5-1 Vinny’s Gang are at Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 3.0-point underdog, while The Hellfish are at the 2-4 The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 8.8-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 82 The Slim Shaggys 52
Elvis Impersonators 78 San Quentin Saints 95
Vinny’s Gang 112 The Wondrful Gazonks 82
The Hellfish 89 Twee Twerps 80
Z-Squad 100 Greasy Weasels 80
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 59 Grid Iron Bullies 81
The Undergarments 88 Bad Attitudes 97

October 13, 2009

Week 5 Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week

Squishy Fuzz (59) at Bad Attitudes (61) (Edit)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 12, 2009) In a week 5 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, Bad Attitudes squeaked by a tough Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 61 to 59, extending the losing streak for Squishy Fuzz to 5 games.

Kurt Warner

Bad Attitudes were led to their 2 point victory by a 21 point effort from Kurt Warner, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 302 passing yards and 2 passing tds. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Jason Hanson, who snuck past the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 2 field goals made and 2 extra points.

“This team always seems to find a way to win,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Kellen Winslow, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 102 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds. With this performance, Winslow was the number 1 ranked tight end for week 5. They also got help from a 19 point effort from the Seattle Seahawks Defensive Team.

“They own us,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Compounding the issue, Squishy Fuzz could have scored 66 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Scott Stanina left key players like Olindo Mare and his corresponding 12 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Bad Attitudes to 3-3, and drops Squishy Fuzz to a record of 1-5.

Coming up in week 6, Squishy Fuzz are at the 3-3 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 15.5-point favorite, while the 3-3 The Wondrful Gazonks are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 9.2-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
The Hellfish 59 Elvis Impersonators 106
San Quentin Saints 64 Greasy Weasels 58
The Slim Shaggys 49 Vinny’s Gang 69
Z-Squad 88 The Wondrful Gazonks 60
Twee Twerps 82 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 68
Squishy Fuzz 59 Bad Attitudes 61
The Undergarments 90 Grid Iron Bullies 52

October 7, 2008October 7, 2008

Twee Twerps (70) at Elvis Impersonators (87)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 6, 2008) In a week 5 UFFLE battle, Elvis Impersonators beat a strong Twee Twerps team by a score of 87 to 70, extending the winning streak for Elvis Impersonators to 4 games.

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 17 point victory by a 19 point effort from Kurt Warner, who got by the Buffalo Bills defense for 250 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 10 rushing yards. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Ronnie Brown, who beat the San Diego Chargers defense for 125 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 8 receiving yards.

“We were really on our game,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Twee Twerps were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Reggie Bush, who snuck past the Minnesota Vikings defense for 29 rushing yards in addition to 64 receiving yards. With this performance, Bush was the number 5 ranked running back for week 5. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Jay Cutler, who got by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 227 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 16 rushing yards.

“They own us,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

Compounding the issue, Twee Twerps could have scored 90 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Bob Filipy left key players like T.J. Houshmandzadeh and his corresponding 20 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 4-2, and drops Twee Twerps to a record of 4-2.

Coming up in week 6, the 2-4 The Hellfish are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 17.7-point favorite, while Twee Twerps are at the 2-3-1 The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 26.3-point underdog.

October 7, 2008October 7, 2008

The Undergarments (95) at Greasy Weasels (53)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 6, 2008) In a week 5 UFFLE battle, The Undergarments embarrassed a hapless Greasy Weasels team by a score of 95 to 53, extending the winning streak for The Undergarments to 5 games.

The Undergarments were led to their 42 point victory by a 19 point effort from Roddy White, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 132 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. With this performance, White was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 5. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Lee Evans, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 100 receiving yards and 1 receiving td in addition to 22 rushing yards.

“We’ll use this win as a stepping stone to the next level,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 14 point effort from Greg Jennings, who got by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 87 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Robbie Gould, who snuck past the Detroit Lions defense for 2 field goals made and 4 extra points.

“We got a wake-up call,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 5-1, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 2-4.

Coming up in week 6, Greasy Weasels are at the 1-4-1 The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 21.2-point underdog, while the 4-0-2 Z-Squad are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 6.8-point favorite.

October 7, 2008February 2, 2009

The Slim Shaggys (82) at The Hellfish (77)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 6, 2008) In a week 5 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, The Slim Shaggys squeaked by a tough The Hellfish team by a score of 82 to 77.

The Slim Shaggys were led to their 5 point victory by a 24 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 309 passing yards and 3 passing tds in addition to 2 rushing yards. With this performance, Roethlisberger was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 5. They also got help from a 21 point effort from Clinton Portis, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 145 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 13 receiving yards.

“We’re not going to rest on our laurels,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Jake Delhomme, who got by the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 236 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 1 rushing yards. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Matt Forte, who snuck past the Detroit Lions defense for 36 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 25 receiving yards.

“We had our chances but we let them slip away,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Causing further embarrassment, The Hellfish could have scored 86 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Wade Iverson left key players like Shaun Suisham and his corresponding 15 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 1-4-1, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 2-4.

Coming up in week 6, The Hellfish are at the 4-2 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 17.7-point favorite, while the 2-4 Greasy Weasels are at The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 21.2-point underdog.

October 7, 2008October 7, 2008

Vinny’s Gang (38) at San Quentin Saints (68)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 6, 2008) In a week 5 UFFLE matchup, San Quentin Saints embarrassed a hapless Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 68 to 38, extending the losing streak for Vinny’s Gang to 5 games.

San Quentin Saints were led to their 30 point victory by a 13 point effort from Joseph Addai, who snuck past the Houston Texans defense for 71 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 3 receiving yards. They also got help from a 10 point effort from the Jacksonville Jaguars Defensive Team.

“We finally got the monkey off our backs,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 14 point effort from Chad Pennington, who got by the San Diego Chargers defense for 228 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 3 rushing yards. They also got help from a 7 point effort from Nick Folk, who snuck past the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 1 field goals made and 4 extra points.

“They’ve had our number all season,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

This brings the record for San Quentin Saints to 5-0-1, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 1-5.

Coming up in week 6, Vinny’s Gang are at the 1-4-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 3.7-point favorite, while San Quentin Saints are at the 1-5 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 23.8-point underdog.

October 7, 2008October 7, 2008

Z-Squad (99) at Squishy Fuzz (67)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 6, 2008) In a week 5 UFFLE classic, Z-Squad embarrassed a hapless Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 99 to 67.

Z-Squad were led to their 32 point victory by a 25 point effort from Brandon Jacobs, who beat the Seattle Seahawks defense for 136 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 9 receiving yards. With this performance, Jacobs was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 5. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Chris Cooley, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 109 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“We’re tickled to death,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 19 point effort from Drew Brees, who beat the Minnesota Vikings defense for 330 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 6 rushing yards. With this performance, Brees was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 5. They also got help from a 12 point effort from the Chicago Bears Defensive Team.

“We didn’t match their intensity,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 4-0-2, and drops Squishy Fuzz to a record of 5-1.

Coming up in week 6, Z-Squad are at the 5-1 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 6.8-point favorite, while Squishy Fuzz are at the 2-4 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 27.3-point underdog.

October 7, 2008October 7, 2008

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (75) at The Wondrful Gazonks (46)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 6, 2008) In a week 5 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts embarrassed a hapless The Wondrful Gazonks team by a score of 75 to 46, extending the losing streak for The Wondrful Gazonks to 3 games.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were led to their 29 point victory by a 19 point effort from Eli Manning, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 267 passing yards and 2 passing tds. With this performance, Manning was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 5. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Hines Ward, who got by the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 90 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“We brought our A-game,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

The Wondrful Gazonks were helped out in a losing cause by a 14 point effort from John Carney, who snuck past the Seattle Seahawks defense for 3 field goals made and 5 extra points. With this performance, Carney was the number 2 ranked place kicker for week 5. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Brian Westbrook, who snuck past the Washington Redskins defense for 33 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 51 receiving yards.

“I’m really proud of our guys,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

This brings the record for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 1-4-1, and drops The Wondrful Gazonks to a record of 2-3-1.

Coming up in week 6, the 1-5 Vinny’s Gang are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 3.7-point favorite, while the 4-2 Twee Twerps are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 26.3-point underdog.

October 7, 2008October 7, 2008

Bad Attitudes (71) at Grid Iron Bullies (82)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 6, 2008) In a week 5 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, Grid Iron Bullies beat a strong Bad Attitudes team by a score of 82 to 71, extending the losing streak for Bad Attitudes to 5 games.

Grid Iron Bullies were led to their 11 point victory by a 18 point effort from Peyton Manning, who got by the Houston Texans defense for 247 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 8 rushing yards. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Devery Henderson, who beat the Minnesota Vikings defense for 104 receiving yards and 1 receiving td in addition to 7 rushing yards.

“This is the greatest feeling in the world,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Randy Moss, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 111 receiving yards and 1 receiving td in addition to 2 rushing yards. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Gus Frerotte, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 222 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 4 rushing yards.

“They outplayed us in every phase of the game,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Causing further embarrassment, Bad Attitudes could have scored 96 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Steve Spickenreuther left key players like Bernard Berrian and his corresponding 17 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Grid Iron Bullies to 2-4, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 1-5.

Coming up in week 6, the 5-1 Squishy Fuzz are at Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 27.3-point underdog, while the 5-0-1 San Quentin Saints are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 23.8-point underdog.