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October 26, 2010

Week 7 Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week
Vinny’s Gang (66.95) at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (67.3) )

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 25, 2010) In a week 7 UFFLE matchup, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts beat a strong Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 67.3 to 66.95, behind the support of 67,581 faithful fans.

Chad Ochocinco

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were led to their 0.35 point victory by a 16.8 point effort from Chad Ochocinco, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 108 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. They also got help from a 13.4 point effort from Willis McGahee, who snuck past the Buffalo Bills defense for 64 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 10 receiving yards.

“We knew we had to defend our home turf,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 23.2 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 131 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 41 receiving yards. With this performance, Peterson was the number 3 ranked running back for week 7. They also got help from a 11 point effort from the Tennessee Titans Defensive Team.

“The ball just didn’t bounce our way,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Causing further embarrassment, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 109 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Ryan Fitzpatrick and his corresponding 32 points on the bench.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 7.

This brings the record for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 4-4, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 5-3.

Coming up in week 8, Vinny’s Gang are at the 4-4 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 8.5-point underdog, while the 2-6 The Wondrful Gazonks are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 3.8-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 90 San Quentin Saints 92
Elvis Impersonators 93 Z-Squad 104
Vinny’s Gang 66.95 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 67.3
The Hellfish 82 The Undergarments 97
The Wondrful Gazonks 56 Grid Iron Bullies 113
Twee Twerps 87 Bad Attitudes 73
The Slim Shaggys 55 Greasy Weasels 86

October 27, 2009

Week 7 Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week

The Wondrful Gazonks (66.95) at San Quentin Saints (66.45)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 26, 2009) In a week 7 UFFLE battle, The Wondrful Gazonks beat a strong San Quentin Saints team by a score of 66.95 to 66.45, silencing a partisan crowd of 74,254.

Donald Driver

The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 0.5 point victory by a 14 point effort from Donald Driver, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 84 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who snuck past the Minnesota Vikings defense for 175 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 1 rushing yards.

“We really took it to ’em,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

San Quentin Saints were helped out in a losing cause by a 13 point effort from Marques Colston, who snuck past the Miami Dolphins defense for 72 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Nate Kaeding, who snuck past the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 3 field goals made and 4 extra points.

“They out-muscled us,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

Compounding the issue, San Quentin Saints could have scored 80 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Sean Boggess left key players like DeSean Jackson and his corresponding 24 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 4-4, and drops San Quentin Saints to a record of 5-3.

Coming up in week 8, the 2-6 Twee Twerps are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 21.1-point favorite, while San Quentin Saints are at the 3-5 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 14.9-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Elvis Impersonators 102 Greasy Weasels 75
The Slim Shaggys 81 Twee Twerps 83
Vinny’s Gang 118 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 67
Z-Squad 88 The Hellfish 50
The Wondrful Gazonks 67 San Quentin Saints 66
Squishy Fuzz 64 Grid Iron Bullies 58
The Undergarments 94 Bad Attitudes 56

October 21, 2008October 21, 2008

Elvis Impersonators (73) at The Slim Shaggys (86)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 20, 2008) In a week 7 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, The Slim Shaggys beat a strong Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 86 to 73, extending the winning streak for The Slim Shaggys to 3 games.

The Slim Shaggys were led to their 13 point victory by a 23 point effort from Clinton Portis, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 175 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 8 receiving yards. With this performance, Portis was the number 5 ranked running back for week 7. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 216 passing yards and 2 passing tds.

“We finally got the monkey off our backs,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from Owen Daniels, who snuck past the Detroit Lions defense for 66 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds. With this performance, Daniels was the number 1 ranked tight end for week 7. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Steve Slaton, who got by the Detroit Lions defense for 80 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 9 receiving yards.

“I take full responsibility for this loss,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 3-4-1, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 5-3.

Coming up in week 8, the 2-6 The Hellfish are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 18.8-point favorite, while The Slim Shaggys are at the 2-6 Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 9.9-point underdog.

October 21, 2008October 21, 2008

Greasy Weasels (92) at Z-Squad (63)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 20, 2008) In a week 7 UFFLE battle, Greasy Weasels embarrassed a hapless Z-Squad team by a score of 92 to 63.

Greasy Weasels were led to their 29 point victory by a 22 point effort from Chris Johnson, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 168 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 4 receiving yards. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Philip Rivers, who got by the Buffalo Bills defense for 208 passing yards and 2 passing tds.

“We snatched victory out of the jaws of defeat,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from Jeff Garcia, who beat the Seattle Seahawks defense for 310 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 8 rushing yards. With this performance, Garcia was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 7. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Brandon Jacobs, who snuck past the San Francisco 49ers defense for 69 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 6 receiving yards.

“The final score is the only statistic that matters,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 3-5, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 5-1-2.

Coming up in week 8, the 3-4-1 The Wondrful Gazonks are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 28.5-point favorite, while the 6-2 Twee Twerps are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 7.5-point underdog.

October 21, 2008October 21, 2008

Vinny’s Gang (64) at The Undergarments (81)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 20, 2008) In a week 7 UFFLE classic, The Undergarments beat a strong Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 81 to 64.

The Undergarments were led to their 17 point victory by a 23 point effort from Dominic Rhodes, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 73 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 41 receiving yards. With this performance, Rhodes was the number 6 ranked running back for week 7. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Matt Schaub, who got by the Detroit Lions defense for 267 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 1 rushing yards.

“It wasn’t pretty but we’ll take it,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 24 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who beat the Chicago Bears defense for 121 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 9 receiving yards. With this performance, Peterson was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 7. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who snuck past the Indianapolis Colts defense for 186 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 8 rushing yards.

“You’ve got to hand it to them,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 6-2, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 2-6.

Coming up in week 8, the 3-4-1 The Slim Shaggys are at Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 9.9-point underdog, while the 2-6 Bad Attitudes are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 22.8-point favorite.

October 21, 2008October 21, 2008

Grid Iron Bullies (54) at The Hellfish (49)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 20, 2008) In a week 7 UFFLE matchup, Grid Iron Bullies squeaked by a tough The Hellfish team by a score of 54 to 49, extending the losing streak for The Hellfish to 3 games.

Grid Iron Bullies were led to their 5 point victory by a 13 point effort from John Kasay, who snuck past the New Orleans Saints defense for 3 field goals made and 3 extra points. With this performance, Kasay was the number 2 ranked place kicker for week 7. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Peyton Manning, who got by the Green Bay Packers defense for 229 passing yards.

“We sent a message here today,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 15 point effort from Jake Delhomme, who snuck past the New Orleans Saints defense for 195 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 8 rushing yards. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Matt Forte, who snuck past the Minnesota Vikings defense for 56 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 17 receiving yards.

“They own us,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Adding salt to the wound, The Hellfish could have scored 55 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Wade Iverson left key players like Matt Cassel and his corresponding 18 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Grid Iron Bullies to 3-5, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 2-6.

Coming up in week 8, The Hellfish are at the 5-3 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 18.8-point favorite, while the 1-6-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 0.6-point underdog.

October 21, 2008October 21, 2008

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (69) at Twee Twerps (96)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 20, 2008) In a week 7 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, Twee Twerps beat a strong Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 96 to 69.

Twee Twerps were led to their 27 point victory by a 35 point effort from Steven Jackson, who beat the Dallas Cowboys defense for 160 rushing yards and 3 rushing tds in addition to 16 receiving yards. With this performance, Jackson was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 7. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Steve Smith, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 122 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“This team shows a lot of heart,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 13 point effort from Chester Taylor, who snuck past the Chicago Bears defense for 34 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 48 receiving yards. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Rob Bironas, who snuck past the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 2 field goals made and 4 extra points.

“Not to take away anything from our opponents, but we didn’t play like we’re capable of playing,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 6-2, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 1-6-1.

Coming up in week 8, Twee Twerps are at the 5-1-2 Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 7.5-point underdog, while Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at the 3-5 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 0.6-point underdog.

October 21, 2008October 21, 2008

San Quentin Saints (64) at The Wondrful Gazonks (71)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 20, 2008) In a week 7 UFFLE classic, The Wondrful Gazonks squeaked by a tough San Quentin Saints team by a score of 71 to 64.

The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 7 point victory by a 19 point effort from Sammy Morris, who beat the Denver Broncos defense for 138 rushing yards and 1 rushing td. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Derrick Mason, who got by the Miami Dolphins defense for 87 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“This was a good win for us,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

San Quentin Saints were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Willis McGahee, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 105 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 47 receiving yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Thomas Jones, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 159 rushing yards.

“We dug ourselves a deep hole,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 3-4-1, and drops San Quentin Saints to a record of 6-1-1.

Coming up in week 8, The Wondrful Gazonks are at the 3-5 Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 28.5-point favorite, while San Quentin Saints are at the 6-2 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 19.4-point favorite.

October 21, 2008October 21, 2008

Squishy Fuzz (108) at Bad Attitudes (123)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 20, 2008) In a week 7 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, Bad Attitudes beat a strong Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 123 to 108. With their 123 points, Bad Attitudes is now the proud record-holder of the 15th-highest weekly point total in league history.

Bad Attitudes were led to their 15 point victory by a 31 point effort from Mewelde Moore, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 120 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 14 receiving yards. With this performance, Moore was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 7. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Gus Frerotte, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 298 passing yards and 2 passing tds.

“It was a total team effort,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 23 point effort from Calvin Johnson, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 154 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. With this performance, Johnson was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 7. They also got help from a 19 point effort from the Chicago Bears Defensive Team.

“The best team won today,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

This brings the record for Bad Attitudes to 2-6, and drops Squishy Fuzz to a record of 6-2.

Coming up in week 8, the 6-1-1 San Quentin Saints are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 19.4-point favorite, while Bad Attitudes are at the 6-2 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 22.8-point favorite.