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Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Greasy Weasels (104) at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (103)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 28, 2020) In a week 3 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, the 1-2 Greasy Weasels squeaked by a strong 2-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 104 to 103, silencing a partisan crowd of 62,742 at The Banana Hammock.

Greasy Weasels were led to their 1 point victory by a 20 point effort from James Conner, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 109 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 40 receiving yards. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Mason Crosby, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 3 field goals made and 4 extra points.

“We came to play,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 33 point effort from Russell Wilson, who beat the Dallas Cowboys defense for 315 passing yards and 5 passing TDs in addition to 22 rushing yards. With this performance, Wilson was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 3. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Keenan Allen, who beat the Carolina Panthers defense for 132 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We got a wake-up call,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

Compounding the issue, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts could have scored 129 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jeremy Griffith left key players like Justin Jefferson and his corresponding 23 points on the bench.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 9 out of 10 other potential opponents in week 3.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 1-2, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 2-1.

Coming up in week 4, Greasy Weasels are at the 0-3 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 16.0-point underdog, while Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at the 1-2 Bad Attitudes.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 104 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 103
Pickled Harrons 91 The Slim Shaggys 95
Vinny’s Gang 91 Squishy Fuzz 93
The Hellfish 66 October Hunters 81
Z-Squad 106 Bad Attitudes 94
Grid Iron Bullies 65 The Undergarments 88

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (72) at Grid Iron Bullies (69)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 21, 2020) In a week 2 UFFLE intra-divisional contest, the 2-0 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts squeaked by a hapless 0-2 Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 72 to 69, silencing a partisan crowd of 69,061 at THE LAND OF ASS KICKING STADIUM.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were led to their 3 point victory by a 32 point effort from Russell Wilson, who got by the New England Patriots defense for 288 passing yards and 5 passing TDs in addition to 39 rushing yards. With this performance, Wilson was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 2. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Justin Tucker, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 4 field goals made and 3 extra points.

“We were really on our game,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from Drew Brees, who beat the Las Vegas Raiders defense for 312 passing yards and 1 passing TD. They also got help from a 14 point effort from John Brown, who got by the Miami Dolphins defense for 82 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We dug ourselves a deep hole,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Causing further embarrassment, Grid Iron Bullies could have scored 84 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eric Bell left key players like Ryan Tannehill and his corresponding 24 points on the bench.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 9 out of 10 other potential opponents in week 2.

This brings the record for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 2-0, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 0-2.

Coming up in week 3, the 0-2 Greasy Weasels are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 14.0-point underdog, while Grid Iron Bullies are at the 2-0 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 18-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 90 Z-Squad 128
Pickled Harrons 128 Vinny’s Gang 104
The Slim Shaggys 98 The Hellfish 78
Squishy Fuzz 115 October Hunters 65
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 72 Grid Iron Bullies 69
Bad Attitudes 83 The Undergarments 90

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Bad Attitudes (91) at Vinnt’s Gang (84)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 15, 2020) In a week 1 UFFLE matchup, the Bad Attitudes beat a hapless Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 91 to 84, silencing a partisan crowd of 70,814.

Bad Attitudes were led to their 7 point victory by a 23 point effort from Tom Brady, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 239 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 9 rushing yards. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Clyde Edwards-Helaire, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 138 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD.

“We knew we had to defend our home turf,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 28 point effort from Matt Ryan, who tore apart the Seattle Seahawks defense for 450 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. With this performance, Ryan was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 1. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Alvin Kamara, who snuck past the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 16 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 51 receiving yards.

“This is a bitter pill to swallow,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Compounding the issue, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 100 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Joshua Kelley and his corresponding 12 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Bad Attitudes to 1-0, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, the 1-0 Pickled Harrons are at Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 2.0-point underdog, while Bad Attitudes are at the 1-0 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 2-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 76 The Hellfish 85
Z-Squad 84 October Hunters 75
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 70 Squishy Fuzz 62
Bad Attitudes 91 Vinny’s Gang 84
Grid Iron Bullies 89 Pickled Harrons 114
The Undergarments 118 The Slim Shaggys 67