Week 3 Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week

The Hellfish (100) at Z-Squad (90)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 28, 2015) In a week 3 UFFLE matchup, The Hellfish squeaked by a tough Z-Squad team by a score of 100 to 90, silencing a partisan crowd of 65,699 at Frozen Tundra.

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Aaron Rodgers

The Hellfish were led to their 10 point victory by a 32 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 333 passing yards and 5 passing TDs in addition to 16 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 3. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Jeremy Maclin, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 141 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

This team shows a lot of poise,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 28 point effort from Randall Cobb, who got by the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 91 receiving yards and 3 receiving TDs in addition to 12 rushing yards. With this performance, Cobb was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 3. They also got help from a 24 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who beat the San Diego Chargers defense for 126 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs.

We shot ourselves in the foot,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Causing further embarrassment, Z-Squad could have scored 120 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Michael Grosz left key players like LeGarrette Blount and his corresponding 26 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Hellfish to 2-1, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 2-1.

Coming up in week 4, the 2-1 Twee Twerps are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 2.3-point favorite, while Z-Squad are at the 0-3 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 3.7-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:

Grid Iron Bullies 110 October Hunters 127
Bad Attitudes 79 Vinny’s Gang 55
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 60 The Undergarments 98
Squishy Fuzz 68 Twee Twerps 101
The Wondrful Gazonks 75 Greasy Weasels 88
The Hellfish 100 Z-Squad 90
The Slim Shaggys 50 Elvis Impersonators 95

Week 2 Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week

Elvis Impersonators (78) at The Wondrful Gazonks (77)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 21, 2015) In a week 2 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Elvis Impersonators squeaked by a tough The Wondrful Gazonks team by a score of 78 to 77, silencing a partisan crowd of 69,838.

Tannehill, Ryan MIA QB
Ryan Tannehill

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 1 point victory by a 24 point effort from Ryan Tannehill, who tore apart the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 359 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 17 rushing yards. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Jamaal Charles, who beat the Denver Broncos defense for 125 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 2 receiving yards.

It was a hard-fought contest,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

The Wondrful Gazonks were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Carson Palmer, who snuck past the Chicago Bears defense for 185 passing yards and 4 passing TDs. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Latavius Murray, who snuck past the Baltimore Ravens defense for 65 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 22 receiving yards.

I take full responsibility for this loss,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 2-0, and drops The Wondrful Gazonks to a record of 0-2.

Coming up in week 3, The Wondrful Gazonks are at the 2-0 Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 33-point favorite, while the 1-1 The Slim Shaggys are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 8-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Bad Attitudes 65 The Undergarments 72
October Hunters 84 The Slim Shaggys 102
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 62 Squishy Fuzz 75
Twee Twerps 66 Z-Squad 81
The Hellfish 62 Greasy Weasels 102
Vinny’s Gang 92 Grid Iron Bullies 76
Elvis Impersonators 78 The Wondrful Gazonks 77

Week 1 Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week

Elvis Impersonators (103) at Vinny’s Gang (94)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 15, 2015) In a week 1 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, Elvis Impersonators squeaked by a tough Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 103 to 94, silencing a partisan crowd of 73,571.

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Julio Jones

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 9 point victory by a 26 point effort from Julio Jones, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 141 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Jones was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 1. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Jamaal Charles, who snuck past the Houston Texans defense for 57 rushing yards in addition to 46 receiving yards.

It was a workman-like effort,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the Arizona Cardinals defense for 355 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 3 rushing yards. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Jeremy Hill, who snuck past the Oakland Raiders defense for 63 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs.

They stepped up and made the plays,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Adding salt to the wound, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 121 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Austin Seferian-Jenkins and his corresponding 23 points on the bench.

Vinny’s Gang drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 1.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 1-0, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, Vinny’s Gang are at the 0-1 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 44.0-point underdog, while Elvis Impersonators are at the 0-1 The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 41.0-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Elvis Impersonators 103 Vinny’s Gang 94
The Slim Shaggys 63 The Hellfish 79
The Wondrful Gazonks 62 Twee Twerps 67
Squishy Fuzz 69 Greasy Weasels 103
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 52 Z-Squad 76
October Hunters 83 Bad Attitudes 101
The Undergarments 84 Grid Iron Bullies 50

Z-Squad 2015 Keepers

Z-SquadZ-Squad are keeping Brandin Cooks, Mark Ingram, and Isaiah Crowell. They will be giving up their 6th, 7th, and 8th round picks.