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Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week

The Slim Shaggys (72) at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (63)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 19, 2016) In a week 2 UFFLE classic, The Slim Shaggys beat a strong Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 72 to 63, silencing a partisan crowd of 73,440 at The Banana Hammock.

Melvin Gordon

The Slim Shaggys were led to their 9 point victory by a 17 point effort from Melvin Gordon, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 102 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 18 receiving yards. With this performance, Gordon was the number 6 ranked running back for week 2. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Mike Wallace, who snuck past the Cleveland Browns defense for 41 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.

“We’re happy we could pull this one out at the end,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 19 point effort from Matthew Stafford, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 260 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 31 rushing yards. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Jordy Nelson, who snuck past the Minnesota Vikings defense for 73 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“Not to take away anything from our opponents, but we didn’t play like we’re capable of playing,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

The Slim Shaggys took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 2.

This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 1-1, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 0-2.

Coming up in week 3, The Slim Shaggys are at the 2-0 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 19-point favorite, while Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at the 1-1 Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 5.5-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Grid Iron Bullies 93 Greasy Weasels 76
The Undergarments 100 The Wondrful Gazonks 88
Bad Attitudes 75 The Hellfish 90
October Hunters 102 Twee Twerps 91
Squishy Fuzz 43 Elvis Impersonators 90
The Slim Shaggys 72 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 63
Vinny’s Gang 85 Z-Squad 75

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week

October Hunters (66) at The Wondrful Gazonks (72)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 13, 2016) In a week 1 UFFLE showdown, The Wondrful Gazonks squeaked by a tough October Hunters team by a score of 72 to 66, behind the support of 74,150 faithful fans.

Ben Roethlisberger

The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 6 point victory by a 24 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 300 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. With this performance, Roethlisberger was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 1. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Dan Bailey, who beat the New York Giants defense for 4 field goals made and 1 extra point.

“This was a good win for us,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

October Hunters were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Larry Fitzgerald, who got by the New England Patriots defense for 81 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Fitzgerald was the number 5 ranked wide receiver for week 1. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Kirk Cousins, who beat the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 329 passing yards in addition to 8 rushing yards.

“My hat’s off to them,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.

Causing further embarrassment, October Hunters could have scored 99 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Orion Bell left key players like C.J. Anderson and his corresponding 25 points on the bench.

The Wondrful Gazonks took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 9 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 1.

This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 1-0, and drops October Hunters to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, the 0-1 The Undergarments are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 23.0-point underdog, while October Hunters are at the 1-0 Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 68-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
October Hunters 66 The Wondrful Gazonks 72
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 80 Elvis Impersonators 138
Z-Squad 79 The Slim Shaggys 72
Greasy Weasels 91 Vinny’s Gang 70
Squishy Fuzz 88 Bad Attitudes 60
Twee Twerps 134 The Undergarments 95
The Hellfish 92 Grid Iron Bullies 78