Playoff Scenarios

Here are the playoff scenarios as I seem them.

The Hellfish – Clinched playoff spot. They win the North with a win. They can win the North with a loss with a Vinny’s Gang loss.

Vinny’s Gang – Clinched playoff spot. Needs win and a Hellfish loss to win the North.

Squishy Fuzz – Win and they’re in. If they lose, they need Grid Iron Bullies, and Z-Squad to lose and they need to end up with more total points than Z-Squad and Greasy Weasels.

Elvis Impersonators – They need a win and either a Z-Squad or Grid Iron Bullies loss, or end up with more total points than Z-Squad and Grid Iron Bullies if they win. They can still make it if they lose as long as Z-Squad, and Grid Iron Bullies lose, and they end up with more total points than both of them.

San Quentin Saints – Clinched South Division, and 1st seed.

Bad Attitudes – Clinched playoff spot. They will be either the 3rd or 4th seed.

Z-Squad – Win and they’re in. Lose and they’re out.

Grid Iron Bullies – Need a win and either a Z-Squad loss or a Squishy Fuzz loss and end up with more total points than the Elvis Impersonators.

Greasy Weasels – Need a win, a Grid Iron Bullies loss, a Squishy Fuzz loss, and score more total points Squishy Fuzz.

Week 12 Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Elvis Impersonators (72) at San Quentin Saints (77)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 28, 2011) In a week 12 UFFLE rivalry, San Quentin Saints squeaked by a tough Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 77 to 72, extending the winning streak for San Quentin Saints to 3 games.

Romo, Tony DAL QB
Tony Romo

San Quentin Saints were led to their 5 point victory by a 17 point effort from Tony Romo, who got by the Miami Dolphins defense for 226 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. They also got help from a 12 point effort from DeMarco Murray, who got by the Miami Dolphins defense for 87 rushing yards in addition to 41 receiving yards.

A win is a win,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 16 point effort from Tim Tebow, who snuck past the San Diego Chargers defense for 143 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 67 rushing yards. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Arian Foster, who snuck past the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 65 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 24 receiving yards.

They out-hustled us,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Causing further embarrassment, Elvis Impersonators could have scored 81 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Brandon Mannie left key players like Matt Moore and his corresponding 17 points on the bench.

This brings the record for San Quentin Saints to 13-2, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 8-7.

Coming up in week 13, the 8-7 Squishy Fuzz are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 1.1-point favorite, while the 10-5 Bad Attitudes are at San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 3.1-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 80 The Slim Shaggys 103
Elvis Impersonators 72 The Hellfish 96
Vinny’s Gang 92 The Wondrful Gazonks 75
Twee Twerps 58 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 68
Z-Squad 53 San Quentin Saints 77
Grid Iron Bullies 89 Bad Attitudes 67
The Undergarments 96 Greasy Weasels 81
Squishy Fuzz 80 Bad Attitudes 67
Elvis Impersonators 72 San Quentin Saints 77
Vinny’s Gang 92 Greasy Weasels 81
The Hellfish 96 Z-Squad 53
The Wondrful Gazonks 75 Grid Iron Bullies 89
Twee Twerps 58 The Undergarments 96
The Slim Shaggys 103 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 68

Week 11 Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Grid Iron Bullies (71) at The Undergarments (70)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 21, 2011) In a week 11 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Grid Iron Bullies squeaked by a tough The Undergarments team by a score of 71 to 70, silencing a partisan crowd of 68,010.

Smith, Alex SFO QB
Alex Smith

Grid Iron Bullies were led to their 2 point victory by a 20 point effort from Alex Smith, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 267 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 17 rushing yards. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Michael Bush, who beat the Minnesota Vikings defense for 109 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 20 receiving yards.

This team shows a lot of poise,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

The Undergarments were helped out in a losing cause by a 25 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 299 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 28 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 11. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Marshawn Lynch, who got by the St. Louis Rams defense for 88 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 1 receiving yards.

We didn’t get the job done,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Causing further embarrassment, The Undergarments could have scored 82 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eric Overgaard left key players like Marion Barber and his corresponding 8 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Grid Iron Bullies to 6-7, and drops The Undergarments to a record of 5-8.

Coming up in week 12, Grid Iron Bullies are at the 10-3 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 8.5-point favorite, while The Undergarments are at the 7-6 Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 2.5-point favorite, while the 6-7 The Wondrful Gazonks are at Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 9.7-point favorite, while the 4-9 Twee Twerps are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 2.2-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 57 The Wondrful Gazonks 46
Elvis Impersonators 78 Twee Twerps 37
Vinny’s Gang 83 The Slim Shaggys 67
The Hellfish 62 San Quentin Saints 103
Z-Squad 42 Bad Attitudes 95
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 68 Greasy Weasels 85
Grid Iron Bullies 71 The Undergarments 70

New Rules for 2012

The votes are in! Here are the new rules for 2012 that have been voted on:

  • By a vote of 9 to 1, we got new keeper rules.
    Rule 1: Keeper Rules– Kept players will be able to be kept for three years regardless of team. Each year a player is kept his keeper number will increases by one. Keepers can always be traded, but will be limited on how many times their new team can keep them based on their keeper number. This guarantees that keepers will be back in the draft after three season. Also the rule that players can only be kept three times lifetime per team will be abolished.
  • By a vote of 6 to 4, decimal scoring was voted down.
    Rule 2: Decimal Scoring– Decimal scoring will be used only to break ties.
  • By a vote of 5 to 4, the number of IR spots stays the same.
    Rule 3: IR Spots– The number of IR spots will be 5.
  • By a vote of 5 to 4, there will be no more double-headers.
    Rule 4: Double-header Weeks– There will be no more double-header weeks. The schedule will be 13 weeks long with every team playing every other team once.

Week 10 Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Elvis Impersonators (82) at Bad Attitudes (83)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 14, 2011) In a week 10 UFFLE classic, Bad Attitudes squeaked by a tough Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 83 to 82, behind the support of 65,955 faithful fans.

Gronkowski, Rob NEP TE
Rob Gronkowski

Bad Attitudes were led to their 1 point victory by a 23 point effort from Rob Gronkowski, who beat the New York Jets defense for 113 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Gronkowski was the number 1 ranked tight end for week 10. They also got help from a 14 point effort from the New England Patriots Defensive Team.

We proved we’re the better team,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 30 point effort from Arian Foster, who got by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 84 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 102 receiving yards. With this performance, Foster was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 10. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Tim Tebow, who snuck past the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 69 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 43 rushing yards.

They caught us on an off night,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Adding salt to the wound, Elvis Impersonators could have scored 98 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Brandon Mannie left key players like Vernon Davis and his corresponding 10 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Bad Attitudes to 9-3, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 7-5.

Coming up in week 11, Elvis Impersonators are at the 4-8 Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 2.4-point underdog, while the 8-4 Z-Squad are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 22.5-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 72 Twee Twerps 65
Elvis Impersonators 82 The Slim Shaggys 67
Vinny’s Gang 92 The Hellfish 80
The Wondrful Gazonks 61 Z-Squad 75
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 56 The Undergarments 64
Grid Iron Bullies 81 San Quentin Saints 83
Bad Attitudes 83 Greasy Weasels 91
Squishy Fuzz 72 The Undergarments 64
Elvis Impersonators 82 Bad Attitudes 83
Vinny’s Gang 92 San Quentin Saints 83
The Hellfish 80 Greasy Weasels 91
The Wondrful Gazonks 61 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 56
Twee Twerps 65 Z-Squad 75
The Slim Shaggys 67 Grid Iron Bullies 81

Week 9 Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Vinny’s Gang (69) at Bad Attitudes (76)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 7, 2011) In a week 9 UFFLE matchup, Bad Attitudes squeaked by a tough Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 76 to 69, extending the winning streak for Bad Attitudes to 5 games.

Fitzpatrick, Ryan BUF QB
Ryan Fitzpatrick

Bad Attitudes were led to their 7 point victory by a 14 point effort from Ryan Fitzpatrick, who snuck past the New York Jets defense for 191 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 9 rushing yards. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Michael Turner, who snuck past the Indianapolis Colts defense for 71 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 7 receiving yards.

It was a workman-like effort,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from LeSean McCoy, who snuck past the Chicago Bears defense for 71 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 46 receiving yards. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Robbie Gould, who snuck past the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 3 field goals made and 3 extra points.

He always has his team ready to play,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Causing further embarrassment, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 82 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Pierre Thomas and his corresponding 14 points on the bench.

Bad Attitudes took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 9 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 9.

This brings the record for Bad Attitudes to 8-2, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 5-5.

Coming up in week 10, Vinny’s Gang are at the 8-2 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 10.8-point favorite, while Bad Attitudes are at the 4-6 Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 30.9-point underdog, while the 6-4 Elvis Impersonators are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 21.8-point favorite, while Vinny’s Gang are at the 9-1 San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 10.5-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 84 The Hellfish 65
Elvis Impersonators 85 The Wondrful Gazonks 96
Vinny’s Gang 69 Bad Attitudes 76
Twee Twerps 82 The Slim Shaggys 99
Z-Squad 59 The Undergarments 87
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 40 San Quentin Saints 89
Grid Iron Bullies 82 Greasy Weasels 116

Week 8 Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
The Undergarments (83) at San Quentin Saints (94)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 31, 2011) In a week 8 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, San Quentin Saints beat a strong The Undergarments team by a score of 94 to 83, extending the winning streak for San Quentin Saints to 4 games.

Rice, Ray BAL RB
Ray Rice

San Quentin Saints were led to their 11 point victory by a 27 point effort from Ray Rice, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for 63 rushing yards and 3 rushing TDs in addition to 36 receiving yards. With this performance, Rice was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 8. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Calvin Johnson, who beat the Denver Broncos defense for 125 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

We snatched victory out of the jaws of defeat,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

The Undergarments were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from the Buffalo Bills Defensive Team. With this performance, the Bills was the number 3 ranked defensive team for week 8. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Joe Flacco, who beat the Arizona Cardinals defense for 336 passing yards in addition to 15 rushing yards.

They ate our lunch,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

This brings the record for San Quentin Saints to 8-1, and drops The Undergarments to a record of 3-6.

Coming up in week 9, the 6-3 Z-Squad are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 10.2-point underdog, while the 0-9 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 34-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 78 Vinny’s Gang 111
Elvis Impersonators 77 Greasy Weasels 62
The Hellfish 82 Twee Twerps 67
The Wondrful Gazonks 88 The Slim Shaggys 47
Z-Squad 98 Grid Iron Bullies 48
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 29 Bad Attitudes 91
The Undergarments 83 San Quentin Saints 94

Week 7 Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
The Undergarments (82.45) at Bad Attitudes (83)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 24, 2011) In a week 7 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, Bad Attitudes squeaked by a tough The Undergarments team by a score of 83 to 82.45, extending the winning streak for Bad Attitudes to 3 games.

Kolb, Kevin ARI QB
Kevin Kolb

Bad Attitudes were led to their less than 1 point victory by a 21 point effort from Kevin Kolb, who got by the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 272 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 14 rushing yards. They also got help from a 14.9 point effort from Steve Smith, who beat the Washington Redskins defense for 143 receiving yards in addition to 6 rushing yards.

This team has overcome a lot of adversity,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

The Undergarments were helped out in a losing cause by a 26.55 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who beat the Minnesota Vikings defense for 335 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 8 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 7. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Fred Davis, who got by the Carolina Panthers defense for 80 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

They caught us on an off night,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Causing further embarrassment, The Undergarments could have scored 93 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eric Overgaard left key players like Marion Barber and his corresponding 9 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Bad Attitudes to 6-2, and drops The Undergarments to a record of 3-5.

Coming up in week 8, the 0-8 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 29.8-point favorite, while The Undergarments are at the 7-1 San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 16.1-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 77 San Quentin Saints 87
Elvis Impersonators 106 Vinny’s Gang 46
The Hellfish 101 The Slim Shaggys 33
The Wondrful Gazonks 84 Twee Twerps 48
Z-Squad 59 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 33
Grid Iron Bullies 72 Greasy Weasels 45
The Undergarments 82.45 Bad Attitudes 83

Week 6 Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Z-Squad (93) at Greasy Weasels (94)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 17, 2011) In a week 6 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, Greasy Weasels squeaked by a tough Z-Squad team by a score of 94 to 93, behind the support of 66,337 faithful fans.

Bradshaw, Ahmad NYG RB
Ahmad Bradshaw

Greasy Weasels were led to their 1 point victory by a 30 point effort from Ahmad Bradshaw, who beat the Buffalo Bills defense for 104 rushing yards and 3 rushing TDs in addition to 26 receiving yards. With this performance, Bradshaw was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 6. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Sam Bradford, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 321 passing yards.

“This is a dream come true,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Frank Gore, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 141 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 5 receiving yards. With this performance, Gore was the number 4 ranked running back for week 6. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Rashard Mendenhall, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 146 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD.

They’ve had our number all season,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Z-Squad drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 6.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 3-4, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 4-3.

Coming up in week 7, Z-Squad are at the 0-7 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 23.3-point underdog, while the 3-4 Grid Iron Bullies are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 14.0-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 87 Elvis Impersonators 56
Vinny’s Gang 81 Twee Twerps 77
The Hellfish 90 The Wondrful Gazonks 57
The Slim Shaggys 70 Bad Attitudes 99
Z-Squad 93 Greasy Weasels 94
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 55 The Undergarments 64
Grid Iron Bullies 62 San Quentin Saints 80

Week 5 Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
San Quentin Saints (74) at Greasy Weasels (72)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 10, 2011) In a week 5 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, San Quentin Saints squeaked by a tough Greasy Weasels team by a score of 74 to 72, silencing a partisan crowd of 67,785.

Johnson, Calvin DET WR
Calvin Johnson

San Quentin Saints were led to their 2 point victory by a 19 point effort from Calvin Johnson, who beat the Chicago Bears defense for 130 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Johnson was the number 6 ranked wide receiver for week 5. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Andy Dalton, who snuck past the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 179 passing yards and 2 passing TDs.

We’re glad to get out of here with the ‘W’,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 24 point effort from Dwayne Bowe, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 128 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Bowe was the number 1 ranked wide receiver for week 5. They also got help from a 12 point effort from the San Francisco 49ers Defensive Team.

“We only have to look in the mirror,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Causing further embarrassment, Greasy Weasels could have scored 98 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like Victor Cruz and his corresponding 22 points on the bench.

This brings the record for San Quentin Saints to 5-1, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 2-4.

Coming up in week 6, the 4-2 Z-Squad are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 4.7-point favorite, while the 3-3 Grid Iron Bullies are at San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 2.7-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 66 The Wondrful Gazonks 76
Elvis Impersonators 82 Twee Twerps 87
Vinny’s Gang 59 The Slim Shaggys 56
The Hellfish 114 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 59
Z-Squad 87 The Undergarments 50
Grid Iron Bullies 64 Bad Attitudes 74
San Quentin Saints 74 Greasy Weasels 72