Ultimate Fantasy Football League Experience
The playoffs are set. Squishy Fuzz got the first seed. Elvis Impersonators got the second seed. They both get a first round bye.
The third seed Twee Twerps will play the sixth seed The Slim Shaggys, and the fourth seed San Quentin Saints will play the Fifth seed Z-Squad.
Next week the Squishy Fuzz will play the lowest seed team to advance, and the Elvis Impersonators will play the highest seed team to advance.
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 1, 2008) In a week 13 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, Elvis Impersonators tied a tough Greasy Weasels team by a score of 80 to 80, behind the support of 65,827 faithful fans.
Elvis Impersonators were helped out by a 20 point effort from Kurt Warner, who got by the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 235 passing yards and 3 passing tds. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Larry Fitzgerald, who snuck past the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 65 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds.
Greasy Weasels were helped out by a 24 point effort from Chris Johnson, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 125 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 9 receiving yards. With this performance, Johnson was the number 5 ranked running back for week 13. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Greg Jennings, who got by the Carolina Panthers defense for 91 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.
Causing further embarrassment, Greasy Weasels could have scored 95 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like LenDale White and his corresponding 22 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 11-4-1, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 8-7-1.
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 1, 2008) In a week 13 UFFLE matchup, The Slim Shaggys embarrassed a hapless Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 85 to 46, extending the losing streak for Grid Iron Bullies to 3 games.
The Slim Shaggys were led to their 39 point victory by a 32 point effort from DeAngelo Williams, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 72 rushing yards and 4 rushing tds in addition to 14 receiving yards. With this performance, Williams was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 13. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who snuck past the New England Patriots defense for 179 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 6 rushing yards.
“It feels great to be world champions,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.
Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 14 point effort from Kris Brown, who snuck past the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 3 field goals made and 3 extra points. With this performance, Brown was the number 5 ranked place kicker for week 13. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Kevin Faulk, who snuck past the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 73 rushing yards in addition to 48 receiving yards.
“These guys have nothing to be ashamed of,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.
Causing further embarrassment, Grid Iron Bullies could have scored 90 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Eric Bell left key players like Peyton Hillis and his corresponding 18 points on the bench.
This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 8-5-3, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 5-11.
Coming up in week 14, The Slim Shaggys are at the 10-5-1 Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 1.9-point favorite.
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 1, 2008) In a week 13 UFFLE classic, Vinny’s Gang beat a strong Twee Twerps team by a score of 86 to 73, silencing a partisan crowd of 73,209.
Vinny’s Gang were led to their 13 point victory by a 26 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the Carolina Panthers defense for 298 passing yards and 3 passing tds in addition to 26 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 2 ranked quarterback for week 13. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who beat the Chicago Bears defense for 131 rushing yards and 1 rushing td.
“This win is for all the fans,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.
Twee Twerps were helped out in a losing cause by a 23 point effort from Jay Cutler, who tore apart the New York Jets defense for 357 passing yards and 2 passing tds. With this performance, Cutler was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 13. They also got help from a 13 point effort from the Tennessee Titans Defensive Team.
“We weren’t mentally prepared,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.
Compounding the issue, Twee Twerps could have scored 94 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Bob Filipy left key players like Antonio Bryant and his corresponding 13 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Vinny’s Gang to 5-10-1, and drops Twee Twerps to a record of 10-5-1.
Coming up in week 14, the 8-5-3 The Slim Shaggys are at Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 1.9-point favorite.
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 1, 2008) In a week 13 UFFLE matchup, San Quentin Saints beat a strong The Hellfish team by a score of 80 to 69, silencing a partisan crowd of 68,273.
San Quentin Saints were led to their 11 point victory by a 27 point effort from Thomas Jones, who beat the Denver Broncos defense for 138 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 21 receiving yards. With this performance, Jones was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 13. They also got help from a 27 point effort from Donovan McNabb, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 260 passing yards and 4 passing tds in addition to 24 rushing yards.
“We’re going to use this win as a building block,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.
The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Matt Forte, who got by the Minnesota Vikings defense for 96 rushing yards in addition to 29 receiving yards. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Jake Delhomme, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 177 passing yards.
“They outplayed us in every phase of the game,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.
Compounding the issue, The Hellfish could have scored 92 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Wade Iverson left key players like Terrell Owens and his corresponding 15 points on the bench.
This brings the record for San Quentin Saints to 11-3-2, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 5-11.
Coming up in week 14, the 9-5-2 Z-Squad are at San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 7.1-point favorite.
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 1, 2008) In a week 13 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, The Wondrful Gazonks embarrassed a hapless Z-Squad team by a score of 86 to 52, extending the losing streak for Z-Squad to 3 games.
The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 34 point victory by a 37 point effort from Brian Westbrook, who beat the Arizona Cardinals defense for 110 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 20 receiving yards. With this performance, Westbrook was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 13. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Tyler Thigpen, who snuck past the Oakland Raiders defense for 162 passing yards in addition to 48 rushing yards.
“This team shows a lot of character,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.
Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from David Garrard, who got by the Houston Texans defense for 287 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 10 rushing yards. They also got help from a 8 point effort from Frank Gore, who snuck past the Buffalo Bills defense for 66 rushing yards in addition to 23 receiving yards.
“Not to take away anything from our opponents, but we didn’t play like we’re capable of playing,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.
This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 8-7-1, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 9-5-2.
Coming up in week 14, Z-Squad are at the 11-3-2 San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 7.1-point favorite.
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 1, 2008) In a week 13 UFFLE battle, Bad Attitudes squeaked by a tough Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 66 to 62, extending the losing streak for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 10 games.
Bad Attitudes were led to their 4 point victory by a 19 point effort from Gus Frerotte, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 210 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 1 rushing yards. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Bernard Berrian, who beat the Chicago Bears defense for 122 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.
“We weren’t going to just lie down,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Joe Flacco, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 280 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 15 rushing yards. With this performance, Flacco was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 13. They also got help from a 14 point effort from David Akers, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for 2 field goals made and 6 extra points.
“We didn’t get the big breaks today,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.
Compounding the issue, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts could have scored 85 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Jeremy Griffith left key players like Rob Bironas and his corresponding 21 points on the bench.
Bad Attitudes took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 13.
This brings the record for Bad Attitudes to 3-13, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 1-14-1.
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 1, 2008) In a week 13 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, The Undergarments beat a strong Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 86 to 76, behind the support of 68,320 faithful fans.
The Undergarments were led to their 10 point victory by a 26 point effort from Tony Romo, who beat the Seattle Seahawks defense for 331 passing yards and 3 passing tds in addition to 14 rushing yards. With this performance, Romo was the number 3 ranked quarterback for week 13. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Ladainian Tomlinson, who snuck past the Atlanta Falcons defense for 24 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 42 receiving yards.
“This win is for all the fans,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.
Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Drew Brees, who got by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 296 passing yards and 2 passing tds. With this performance, Brees was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 13. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Marshawn Lynch, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 134 rushing yards in addition to 1 receiving yards.
“They out-coached us,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.
This brings the record for The Undergarments to 9-7, and drops Squishy Fuzz to a record of 12-3-1.
The current playoff picture is pretty clear now.
Four teams are left to battle for the last playoff spot. If The Slim Shaggys win they get it. If they lose and The Undergarments win, then The Undergarments are in. If The Slim Shaggys and The Undergarments both lose, and the Greasy Weasels win, then the Greasy Weasels are in. If The Slim Shaggys, The Undergarments, and Greasy Weasels all lose, and The Wondrful Gazonks win, then The Wondrful Gazonks are in. If all four teams lose, then The Slim Shaggys make it.
The Squishy Fuzz have locked up the number one seed and a first round bye.
Elvis Impersonators will get the second seed and first round bye with a win, or Twee Twerps loss.
Twee Twerps will win the division with a win, or Z-Squad loss. They will get the second seed and a first round bye with a win and an Elvis Impersonators loss.
Z-Squad have clinched a wild card spot, but could win the division with a win and a Twee Twerps loss.
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 24, 2008) In a week 12 UFFLE classic, Elvis Impersonators embarrassed a hapless Z-Squad team by a score of 87 to 58, extending the winning streak for Elvis Impersonators to 4 games.
Elvis Impersonators were led to their 29 point victory by a 35 point effort from Michael Turner, who beat the Carolina Panthers defense for 117 rushing yards and 4 rushing tds. With this performance, Turner was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Kurt Warner, who tore apart the New York Giants defense for 351 passing yards and 1 passing td.
“This team shows a lot of resiliency,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.
Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 14 point effort from the Buffalo Bills Defensive Team. With this performance, the Bills was the number 5 ranked defensive team for week 12. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Jeff Garcia, who snuck past the Detroit Lions defense for 165 passing yards and 2 passing tds.
“They out-hustled us,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.
Causing further embarrassment, Z-Squad could have scored 100 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Michael Grosz left key players like Lance Moore and his corresponding 23 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 11-4, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 9-4-2.
Coming up in week 13, the 8-7 Greasy Weasels are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 5.5-point favorite, while Z-Squad are at the 7-7-1 The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 3.5-point underdog.
