Week 4 Recaps

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Grid Iron Bullies (65.85) at Bad Attitudes (81.65)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 30, 2024) In a week 4 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, the 1-3 Bad Attitudes pummeled a tough 2-2 Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 81.65 to 65.85, behind the support of 71,707 faithful fans.

Aaron Jones

Bad Attitudes were helped out by a 15.90 point effort from Aaron Jones, who got by the Green Bay Packers defense for 93 rushing yards in addition to 46 receiving yards. They also got help from a 15.60 point effort from Christian Kirk, who snuck past the Houston Texans defense for 61 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We managed to eke out a win,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out by a 26.35 point effort from Jayden Daniels, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 233 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 47 rushing yards. With this performance, Daniels was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 4. They also got help from a 18.90 point effort from Brian Thomas Jr., who got by the Houston Texans defense for 86 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 13 rushing yards.

“We only have to look in the mirror,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Compounding the issue, Grid Iron Bullies could have scored 117.15 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eric Bell left key players like Kenneth Walker III and his corresponding 31.60 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Bad Attitudes to 1-3, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 2-2.

Coming up in week 5, Bad Attitudes are at the 4-0 The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 14.1-point underdog, while Grid Iron Bullies are at the 2-2 Pickled Harrons, where Pickled Harrons are an early 5.9-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 99.75 Elvis Impersonators 122.30
Grid Iron Bullies 65.85 Bad Attitudes 81.65
Z-Squad 113.10 October Hunters 78.60
The Slim Shaggys 81.45 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 58.00
Vinny’s Gang 56.15 Squishy Fuzz 78.45
The Undergarments 115.05 The Lawn Wranglers 73.85
The Hellfish 107.45 Pickled Harrons 81.30

Week 3 Recaps

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Elvis Impersonators (94.35) at Z-Squad (88.25)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 23, 2024) In a week 3 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, the 1-2 Elvis Impersonators squeaked by a mediocre 1-2 Z-Squad team by a score of 94.35 to 88.25, silencing a partisan crowd of 62,477 at Frozen Tundra.

Malik Nabers

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 6.10 point victory by a 24.20 point effort from Malik Nabers, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 78 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs in addition to 4 rushing yards. With this performance, Nabers was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 3. They also got help from a 21.85 point effort from Justin Fields, who got by the Los Angeles Chargers defense for 245 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 6 rushing yards.

“Our fans were the 12th man today,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 29.90 point effort from Derrick Henry, who beat the Dallas Cowboys defense for 151 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 23 receiving yards. With this performance, Henry was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 3. They also got help from a 17.85 point effort from Kyler Murray, who got by the Detroit Lions defense for 207 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 45 rushing yards.

“We didn’t get the job done,” Z-Squad coach Joshua Grosz said.

Causing further embarrassment, Z-Squad could have scored 94.95 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Joshua Grosz left key players like Jerry Jeudy and his corresponding 6.70 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 1-2, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 1-2.

Coming up in week 4, the 1-2 Greasy Weasels are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 4-point favorite, while Z-Squad are at the 2-1 October Hunters, where October Hunters are an early 12.8-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
October Hunters 61.75 Greasy Weasels 105.70
Elvis Impersonators 94.35 Z-Squad 88.25
Bad Attitudes 72.50 The Hellfish 121.85
The Undergarments 121.15 Vinny’s Gang 93.35
Squishy Fuzz 65.25 Grid Iron Bullies 102.05
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 69.60 Pickled Harrons 107.30
The Lawn Wranglers 63.15 The Slim Shaggys 92.05

Week 2 Recaps

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

The Undergarments (82.85) at Bad Attitudes (80.7)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 16, 2024) In a week 2 UFFLE matchup, the 2-0 The Undergarments squeaked by a hapless 0-2 Bad Attitudes team by a score of 82.85 to 80.70, silencing a partisan crowd of 77,458.

Justin Jefferson

The Undergarments were led to their 2.15 point victory by a 21.30 point effort from Justin Jefferson, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 133 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. They also got help from a 17.40 point effort from Amon-Ra St. Brown, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 119 receiving yards.

“This team shows a lot of resiliency,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 17.10 point effort from George Kittle, who got by the Minnesota Vikings defense for 76 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Kittle was the number 1 ranked tight end for week 2. They also got help from a 15.50 point effort from Trevor Lawrence, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 220 passing yards in addition to 45 rushing yards.

“Give them all the credit,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Compounding the issue, Bad Attitudes could have scored 90.50 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Steve Spickenreuther left key players like Zach Ertz and his corresponding 8.20 points on the bench.

The Undergarments took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 9 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 2.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 2-0, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 0-2.

Coming up in week 3, Bad Attitudes are at the 2-0 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 4.8-point favorite, while The Undergarments are at the 0-2 Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 7.6-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
The Lawn Wranglers 69.90 Greasy Weasels 59.60
The Hellfish 96.65 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 89.65
October Hunters 100.95 Squishy Fuzz 89.70
The Undergarments 82.85 Bad Attitudes 80.70
Pickled Harrons 122.10 Elvis Impersonators 98.75
Vinny’s Gang 89.25 The Slim Shaggys 118.70
Z-Squad 116.50 Grid Iron Bullies 59.80

Week 1 Recaps

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

The Slim Shaggys (82.65) at Z-Squad (69.9)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 9, 2024) In a week 1 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, the The Slim Shaggys pummeled a hapless Z-Squad team by a score of 82.65 to 69.90, silencing a partisan crowd of 61,412 at Frozen Tundra.

A.J. Brown

The Slim Shaggys were helped out by a 20.40 point effort from A.J. Brown, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 119 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. They also got help from a 16.20 point effort from Deebo Samuel, who snuck past the New York Jets defense for 54 receiving yards in addition to 23 rushing yards.

“We made a statement here today,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Z-Squad were helped out by a 19.00 point effort from C.J. Stroud, who got by the Indianapolis Colts defense for 234 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 13 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15.40 point effort from Jahmyr Gibbs, who snuck past the Los Angeles Rams defense for 40 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 34 receiving yards.

“We lost our focus,” Z-Squad coach Joshua Grosz said.

Causing further embarrassment, Z-Squad could have scored 97.80 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Joshua Grosz left key players like Tua Tagovailoa and his corresponding 21.00 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 1-0, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, the 0-1 Vinny’s Gang are at The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 17.8-point underdog, while Z-Squad are at the 1-0 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 6.3-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 60.95 Grid Iron Bullies 78.35
The Slim Shaggys 82.65 Z-Squad 69.90
Vinny’s Gang 75.15 The Hellfish 142.65
Pickled Harrons 82.50 The Undergarments 113.10
Squishy Fuzz 109.30 Elvis Impersonators 88.20
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 118.55 Bad Attitudes 86.20
The Lawn Wranglers 48.35 October Hunters 83.35

2024 UFFLE Draft Order

Brandon and I just held the drawing for the top eight picks. Here is the draft order for 2024.

  1. The Lawn Wranglers
  2. The Slim Shaggys
  3. Elvis Impersonators
  4. Grid Iron Bullies
  5. October Hunters
  6. Squishy Fuzz
  7. Bad Attitudes
  8. Hot Buttered Moose Nuts
  9. The Hellfish
  10. Pickled Harrons
  11. Z-Squad
  12. Greasy Weasels
  13. The Undergarments
  14. Vinny’s Gang

Enjoy your offseason. Trading and the new season will begin April 29th.

Winkenbowl XXX Recap

Winkenbowl XXX

The Undergarments (108.15) vs Vinny’s Gang (140.35)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 31, 2023) In a week 17 UFFLE playoff battle, the 9-5 Vinny’s Gang destroyed a strong 12-2 The Undergarments team by a score of 140.35 to 108.15, silencing a partisan crowd of 72,583. With their 140.35 points, Vinny’s Gang is now the proud record-holder of the 11th-highest weekly point total in league history.

CeeDee Lamb

Vinny’s Gang were helped out by a 35.70 point effort from CeeDee Lamb, who tore apart the Detroit Lions defense for 227 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 5 rushing yards. With this performance, Lamb was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 17. They also got help from a 26.00 point effort from Isiah Pacheco, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 130 rushing yards in addition to 35 receiving yards.

“This team shows a lot of heart,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

The Undergarments were helped out by a 29.10 point effort from Kyren Williams, who got by the New York Giants defense for 87 rushing yards and 3 rushing TDs in addition to 14 receiving yards. With this performance, Williams was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 17. They also got help from a 19.85 point effort from Jalen Hurts, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for 167 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 25 rushing yards.

“I tip my hat to them,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

2023 MVP and ROY

This season’s Rookie of the Year is C.J. Stroud from Z-Squad, and this season’s MVP is Vinny’s Gang’s Christian McCaffrey. Christian McCaffrey became the fourth player to win two MVPs. The other three to achieve this feat are Edgerrin James, Tom Brady, and Peyton Manning.

Playoffs Round 2 Recaps

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Vinny’s Gang (91.85) at Greasy Weasels (74.75)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 25, 2023) In a week 16 UFFLE playoff battle, the 9-5 Vinny’s Gang pummeled a tough 9-5 Greasy Weasels team by a score of 91.85 to 74.75, silencing a partisan crowd of 78,787 at The Grease Pit.

CeeDee Lamb

Vinny’s Gang were helped out by a 22.20 point effort from CeeDee Lamb, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 118 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 14 rushing yards. They also got help from a 22.10 point effort from Christian McCaffrey, who beat the Baltimore Ravens defense for 103 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 28 receiving yards.

“I want to thank my Lord and Savior,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out by a 17.55 point effort from Geno Smith, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 227 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 2 rushing yards. They also got help from a 12.10 point effort from Garrett Wilson, who got by the Washington Commanders defense for 76 receiving yards.

“He always has his team ready to play,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Causing further embarrassment, Greasy Weasels could have scored 100.70 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like Joe Flacco and his corresponding 28.50 points on the bench.

Coming up in week 17, the 12-2 The Undergarments are at Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 1-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Z-Squad 103.15 The Undergarments 123.15
Vinny’s Gang 91.85 Greasy Weasels 74.75

Playoffs Round 1 Recaps

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Pickled Harrons (72.5) at Z-Squad (102.25)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 18, 2023) In a week 15 UFFLE playoff classic, the 9-5 Z-Squad humiliated a tough 9-5 Pickled Harrons team by a score of 102.25 to 72.50, silencing a partisan crowd of 61,840.

Jahmyr Gibbs

Z-Squad were helped out by a 23.80 point effort from Jahmyr Gibbs, who got by the Denver Broncos defense for 100 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 8 receiving yards. With this performance, Gibbs was the number 4 ranked running back for week 15. They also got help from a 21.40 point effort from David Njoku, who beat the Chicago Bears defense for 104 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We’re glad to get out of here with the ‘W’,” Z-Squad coach Joshua Grosz said.

Pickled Harrons were helped out by a 22.20 point effort from Jake Browning, who beat the Minnesota Vikings defense for 324 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. They also got help from a 13.50 point effort from Alvin Kamara, who snuck past the New York Giants defense for 66 rushing yards in addition to 44 receiving yards.

“We came out flat,” Pickled Harrons coach Cooper Harron said.

Coming up in week 16, Z-Squad are at the 12-2 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 19.5-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
The Hellfish 59.05 Vinny’s Gang 109.10
Pickled Harrons 72.50 Z-Squad 102.25
Greasy Weasels BYE
The Undergarments BYE

Season Ending Power Rankings

Here are the season ending power rankings:

1. The Undergarments
2. Vinny’s Gang
3. Greasy Weasels
4. Z-Squad
5. The Lawn Wranglers
6. Pickled Harrons
7. The Hellfish
8. Bad Attitudes
9. Squishy Fuzz
10. Elvis Impersonators
11. Hot Buttered Moose Nuts
12. Grid Iron Bullies
13. October Hunters
14. The Slim Shaggys

The 2024 Divisions will be realigned based on these power rankings. Here are what the 2024 divisions will be:

North DivisionSouth Division
The UndergarmentsVinny's Gang
Greasy WeaselsZ-Squad
The Lawn WranglersPickled Harrons
The HellfishBad Attutides
Squishy FuzzElvis Impersonators
Hot Buttered Moose NutsGrid Iron Bullies
October HuntersThe Slim Shaggys

Part of the 2024 draft order will also be based on the power ranking.

These teams will be in the lottery for picks 1-8.

The Lawn Wranglers
Squishy Fuzz
Elvis Impersonators
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts
The Slim Shaggys
October Hunters
Grid Iron bullies
Bad Attitudes

The next six picks will be these teams in this order with the champ and runner up moving down to 14 and 13.

9. The Hellfish
10. Pickled Harrons
11. Vinny’s Gang
12. Z-Squad
13. Greasy Weasels
14. The Undergarments