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Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

The Slim Shaggys (97.7) at Pickled Harrons (97.8)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 8, 2021) In a week 9 UFFLE classic, the 5-4 Pickled Harrons squeaked by a mediocre 4-5 The Slim Shaggys team by a score of 97.80 to 97.70, behind the support of 65,416 faithful fans.

Pickled Harrons were led to their 0.10 point victory by a 16.60 point effort from Cordarrelle Patterson, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 126 receiving yards in addition to 10 rushing yards. They also got help from a 16.50 point effort from Melvin Gordon, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 80 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 15 receiving yards.

“We took them out of their game,” Pickled Harrons coach Cooper Harron said.

The Slim Shaggys were helped out in a losing cause by a 29.30 point effort from Nick Chubb, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 137 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 26 receiving yards. With this performance, Chubb was the number 3 ranked running back for week 9. They also got help from a 15.90 point effort from Jacoby Brissett, who got by the Houston Texans defense for 244 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 7 rushing yards.

“We’ll just have to put this loss behind us,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Adding salt to the wound, The Slim Shaggys could have scored 100.90 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mark Olson left key players like Kylen Granson and his corresponding 3.20 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Pickled Harrons to 5-4, and drops The Slim Shaggys to a record of 4-5.

Coming up in week 10, Pickled Harrons are at the 1-8 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 21.2-point underdog, while The Slim Shaggys are at the 4-5 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 29.8-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 79.80 Greasy Weasels 99.35
Z-Squad 57.70 October Hunters 85.70
The Slim Shaggys 97.70 Pickled Harrons 97.80
The Hellfish 61.40 Vinny’s Gang 86.20
Grid Iron Bullies 57.40 The Undergarments 87.00
Bad Attitudes 99.25 The Lawn Wranglers 92.40
Elvis Impersonators 97.75 Squishy Fuzz 79.70

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Vinny’s Gang(89.3) at Bad Attitudes (80.9)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 1, 2021) In a week 8 UFFLE intra-divisional contest, the 6-2 Vinny’s Gang beat a mediocre 3-5 Bad Attitudes team by a score of 89.30 to 80.90, silencing a partisan crowd of 66,645.

Vinny’s Gang were led to their 8.40 point victory by a 21.80 point effort from Darrell Henderson, who got by the Houston Texans defense for 90 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 3 receiving yards. With this performance, Henderson was the number 3 ranked running back for week 8. They also got help from a 18.30 point effort from Daniel Jones, who got by the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 222 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 12 rushing yards.

“We’ll use this win as a stepping stone to the next level,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 20.50 point effort from Aaron Jones, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for 59 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 51 receiving yards. With this performance, Jones was the number 5 ranked running back for week 8. They also got help from a 12.80 point effort from Diontae Johnson, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 98 receiving yards.

“Our defense didn’t show up today,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Compounding the issue, Bad Attitudes could have scored 107.80 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Steve Spickenreuther left key players like Jimmy Garoppolo and his corresponding 29.50 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Vinny’s Gang to 6-2, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 3-5.

Coming up in week 9, the 1-7 The Hellfish are at Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 1.6-point favorite, while Bad Attitudes are at the 4-4 The Lawn Wranglers, where The Lawn Wranglers are an early 3.0-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 116.00 The Lawn Wranglers 66.55
Squishy Fuzz 117.85 Z-Squad 46.80
Pickled Harrons 76.65 The Undergarments 90.35
Vinny’s Gang 89.30 Bad Attitudes 80.90
The Slim Shaggys 69.90 Grid Iron Bullies 91.65
Elvis Impersonators 88.35 October Hunters 76.85
Greasy Weasels 106.65 The Hellfish 37.35

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The Undergarments (85.4) at Bad Attitudes (82.2)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 25, 2021) In a week 7 UFFLE battle, the 6-1 The Undergarments squeaked by a mediocre 3-4 Bad Attitudes team by a score of 85.40 to 82.20, extending their winning streak to 3 games.

The Undergarments were led to their 3.20 point victory by a 32.60 point effort from Cooper Kupp, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 156 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Kupp was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 7. They also got help from a 24.90 point effort from Jalen Hurts, who got by the Las Vegas Raiders defense for 236 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 61 rushing yards.

“We were really on our game,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 22.80 point effort from Matt Ryan, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 336 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. They also got help from a 14.80 point effort from DeAndre Hopkins, who snuck past the Houston Texans defense for 53 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We lost our focus,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Compounding the issue, Bad Attitudes could have scored 102.40 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Steve Spickenreuther left key players like Myles Gaskin and his corresponding 15.70 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 6-1, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 3-4.

Coming up in week 8, the 4-3 Pickled Harrons are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 10.8-point favorite, while the 5-2 Vinny’s Gang are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 15.7-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Pickled Harrons 87.00 Vinny’s Gang 63.85
The Undergarments 85.40 Bad Attitudes 82.20
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 76.45 Greasy Weasels 108.90
Z-Squad 86.90 The Slim Shaggys 119.60
Squishy Fuzz 102.70 Grid Iron Bullies 78.70
October Hunters 92.50 The Hellfish 44.80
The Lawn Wranglers 116.95 Elvis Impersonators 106.15

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Elvis Impersonators (93.05) at Greasy Weasels (85.6)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 18, 2021) In a week 6 UFFLE intra-divisional event, the 4-2 Elvis Impersonators beat a disappointing 1-5 Greasy Weasels team by a score of 93.05 to 85.60, extending their winning streak to 3 games.

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 7.45 point victory by a 20.95 point effort from Tom Brady, who got by the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 297 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 1 rushing yard. They also got help from a 19.80 point effort from Antonio Brown, who got by the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 93 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“I want to thank my Lord and Savior,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 28.30 point effort from Jonathan Taylor, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 145 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 13 receiving yards. With this performance, Taylor was the number 2 ranked running back for week 6. They also got help from a 19.40 point effort from Stefon Diggs, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 89 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We didn’t maintain the intensity for the entire 60 minutes,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Compounding the issue, Greasy Weasels could have scored 111.30 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like Darrel Williams and his corresponding 22.40 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 4-2, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 1-5.

Coming up in week 7, the 3-3 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 29.4-point underdog, while the 3-3 The Lawn Wranglers are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 47-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 98.55 Squishy Fuzz 83.25
October Hunters 71.65 The Undergarments 118.65
Pickled Harrons 90.45 The Lawn Wranglers 113.55
Z-Squad 96.65 Vinny’s Gang 111.85
The Hellfish 82.70 The Slim Shaggys 95.55
Grid Iron Bullies 74.55 Bad Attitudes 100.45
Elvis Impersonators 93.05 Greasy Weasels 85.60

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Squishy Fuzz (116.95) at Greasy Weasels (116.55)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 11, 2021) In a week 5 UFFLE battle, the 4-1 Squishy Fuzz squeaked by a disappointing 1-4 Greasy Weasels team by a score of 116.95 to 116.55, silencing a partisan crowd of 75,831 at The Grease Pit.

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 0.40 point victory by a 32.10 point effort from Davante Adams, who tore apart the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 206 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Adams was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 5. They also got help from a 21.25 point effort from Matthew Stafford, who tore apart the Seattle Seahawks defense for 365 passing yards and 1 passing TD.

“We’ll use this win as a stepping stone to the next level,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 30.40 point effort from Jonathan Taylor, who snuck past the Baltimore Ravens defense for 53 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 116 receiving yards. With this performance, Taylor was the number 3 ranked running back for week 5. They also got help from a 24.90 point effort from Ja’Marr Chase, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 159 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“They’ve had our number all season,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Adding salt to the wound, Greasy Weasels could have scored 143.60 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like Davis Mills and his corresponding 24.80 points on the bench.

Greasy Weasels drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 5.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 4-1, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 1-4.

Coming up in week 6, the 2-3 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 15.0-point underdog, while the 3-2 Elvis Impersonators are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 12.3-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Bad Attitudes 93.85 Elvis Impersonators 158.65
Grid Iron Bullies 108.70 October Hunters 94.55
The Hellfish 72.00 Z-Squad 143.95
The Lawn Wranglers 114.40 The Slim Shaggys 107.30
The Undergarments 102.85 Vinny’s Gang 80.00
Squishy Fuzz 116.95 Greasy Weasels 116.55
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 104.90 Pickled Harrons 106.55

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Grid Iron Bullies (117.1) at Pickled Harrons (119.6)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 4, 2021) In a week 4 UFFLE rivalry, the 2-2 Pickled Harrons squeaked by a tough 2-2 Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 119.60 to 117.10, behind the support of 79,616 faithful fans.

Pickled Harrons were led to their 2.50 point victory by a 32.10 point effort from Cordarrelle Patterson, who got by the Washington FootballTeam defense for 82 receiving yards and 3 receiving TDs in addition to 34 rushing yards. With this performance, Patterson was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 4. They also got help from a 23.80 point effort from Joe Burrow, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 348 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 4 rushing yards.

“It’s tough to win in a hostile environment,” Pickled Harrons coach Cooper Harron said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 31.50 point effort from Patrick Mahomes, who got by the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 278 passing yards and 5 passing TDs in addition to 26 rushing yards. With this performance, Mahomes was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 4. They also got help from a 28.00 point effort from Austin Ekeler, who beat the Las Vegas Raiders defense for 117 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 28 receiving yards.

“The final score is the only statistic that matters,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Compounding the issue, Grid Iron Bullies could have scored 144.20 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eric Bell left key players like Corey Davis and his corresponding 19.10 points on the bench.

Grid Iron Bullies drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 12 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 4.

This brings the record for Pickled Harrons to 2-2, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 2-2.

Coming up in week 5, Grid Iron Bullies are at the 0-4 October Hunters, where October Hunters are an early 15.3-point underdog, while the 2-2 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at Pickled Harrons, where Pickled Harrons are an early 11.6-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Grid Iron Bullies 117.10 Pickled Harrons 119.60
The Hellfish 101.85 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 91.40
The Slim Shaggys 109.40 October Hunters 87.55
Vinny’s Gang 97.30 Squishy Fuzz 87.70
Z-Squad 106.20 Bad Attitudes 72.25
The Lawn Wranglers 71.30 Elvis Impersonators 98.35
The Undergarments 86.40 Greasy Weasels 89.30

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October Hunters (92.00) at Bad Attitudes (92.85)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 27, 2021) In a week 3 UFFLE battle, the 2-1 Bad Attitudes squeaked by a hapless 0-3 October Hunters team by a score of 92.85 to 92.00, who have now lost 3 games in a row.

Bad Attitudes were led to their 0.85 point victory by a 19.25 point effort from Jimmy Garoppolo, who got by the Green Bay Packers defense for 257 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 4 rushing yards. They also got help from a 16.60 point effort from Aaron Jones, who got by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 82 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 14 receiving yards.

“We really took it to ’em,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

October Hunters were helped out in a losing cause by a 28.30 point effort from Sam Darnold, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 304 passing yards in addition to 11 rushing yards. With this performance, Darnold was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 3. They also got help from a 16.20 point effort from Hunter Renfrow, who got by the Miami Dolphins defense for 77 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“There were too many defensive lapses,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.

Adding salt to the wound, October Hunters could have scored 116.70 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Orion Bell left key players like Nyheim Hines and his corresponding 16.40 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Bad Attitudes to 2-1, and drops October Hunters to a record of 0-3.

Coming up in week 4, the 1-2 The Slim Shaggys are at October Hunters, where October Hunters are an early 22.2-point underdog, while the 2-1 Z-Squad are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 6.7-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 90.15 Pickled Harrons 126.30
Elvis Impersonators 116.20 Z-Squad 130.40
The Hellfish 76.10 Grid Iron Bullies 95.60
Vinny’s Gang 70.50 The Slim Shaggys 68.25
October Hunters 92.00 Bad Attitudes 92.85
Squishy Fuzz 108.95 The Lawn Wranglers 76.75
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 100.65 The Undergarments 136.80

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Vinny’s Gang (94.85) at Grid Iron Bullies (94.65)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 20, 2021) In a week 2 UFFLE intra-divisional contest, the 2-0 Vinny’s Gang squeaked by a strong 1-1 Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 94.85 to 94.65, silencing a partisan crowd of 79,261 at THE LAND OF ASS KICKING STADIUM.

Vinny’s Gang were led to their 0.20 point victory by a 22.20 point effort from Christian McCaffrey, who snuck past the New Orleans Saints defense for 72 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 65 receiving yards. With this performance, McCaffrey was the number 3 ranked running back for week 2. They also got help from a 22.20 point effort from Terry McLaurin, who beat the New York Giants defense for 107 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“A win is a win,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 26.45 point effort from Patrick Mahomes, who beat the Baltimore Ravens defense for 343 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 3 rushing yards. With this performance, Mahomes was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 2. They also got help from a 18.30 point effort from Brandin Cooks, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 78 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“Not to take away anything from our opponents, but we didn’t play like we’re capable of playing,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Adding salt to the wound, Grid Iron Bullies could have scored 147.15 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eric Bell left key players like Mike Evans and his corresponding 22.00 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Vinny’s Gang to 2-0, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 1-1.

Coming up in week 3, the 0-2 The Hellfish are at Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 5.3-point underdog, while Vinny’s Gang are at the 1-1 The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 9.8-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 91.30 October Hunters 70.05
The Lawn Wranglers 88.10 The Undergarments 121.75
Pickled Harrons 79.55 Z-Squad 134.20
Vinny’s Gang 94.85 Grid Iron Bullies 94.65
The Slim Shaggys 118.15 Greasy Weasels 91.05
Bad Attitudes 101.20 The Hellfish 77.85
Elvis Impersonators 83.50 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 109.65