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Vinny’s Gang (65) at The Hellfish (47)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 3, 2008) In a week 9 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Vinny’s Gang beat a strong The Hellfish team by a score of 65 to 47, extending the losing streak for The Hellfish to 5 games.

Vinny’s Gang were led to their 18 point victory by a 19 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 139 rushing yards and 1 rushing td. With this performance, Peterson was the number 2 ranked running back for week 9. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Chad Pennington, who got by the Denver Broncos defense for 281 passing yards.

“We came to play,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 14 point effort from the New York Jets Defensive Team. With this performance, the Jets was the number 1 ranked defensive team for week 9. They also got help from a 9 point effort from Kevin Boss, who snuck past the Dallas Cowboys defense for 30 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“It just wasn’t meant to be,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Compounding the issue, The Hellfish could have scored 89 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Wade Iverson left key players like Donald Driver and his corresponding 19 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Vinny’s Gang to 3-6-1, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 2-8.

Coming up in week 10, Vinny’s Gang are at the 3-4-3 The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 7.5-point favorite, while the 1-8-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 3.5-point favorite.

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Z-Squad (89) at Grid Iron Bullies (52)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 3, 2008) In a week 9 UFFLE classic, Z-Squad embarrassed a hapless Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 89 to 52, silencing a partisan crowd of 66,612.

Z-Squad were led to their 37 point victory by a 17 point effort from Brandon Jacobs, who beat the Dallas Cowboys defense for 117 rushing yards and 1 rushing td. With this performance, Jacobs was the number 4 ranked running back for week 9. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Tim Hightower, who beat the St. Louis Rams defense for 109 rushing yards and 1 rushing td.

“I’m speechless,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 11 point effort from the Arizona Cardinals Defensive Team. With this performance, the Cardinals was the number 4 ranked defensive team for week 9. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Kyle Orton, who snuck past the Detroit Lions defense for 108 passing yards in addition to 7 rushing yards.

“These guys have nothing to be ashamed of,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 6-2-2, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 4-6.

Coming up in week 10, the 4-6 Greasy Weasels are at Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 23.5-point underdog, while the 7-2-1 Twee Twerps are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 5.1-point underdog.

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The Wondrful Gazonks (77) at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (56)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 3, 2008) In a week 9 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, The Wondrful Gazonks beat a strong Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 77 to 56, extending the winning streak for The Wondrful Gazonks to 3 games.

The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 21 point victory by a 16 point effort from Derek Anderson, who got by the Baltimore Ravens defense for 219 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 8 rushing yards. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Anquan Boldin, who got by the St. Louis Rams defense for 85 receiving yards and 1 receiving td in addition to 8 rushing yards.

“We’ll use this win as a stepping stone to the next level,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from Joe Flacco, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 248 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 2 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from David Akers, who snuck past the Seattle Seahawks defense for 4 field goals made and 2 extra points.

“We had our chances but we let them slip away,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 5-4-1, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 1-8-1.

Coming up in week 10, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at the 2-8 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 3.5-point favorite, while The Wondrful Gazonks are at the 2-8 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 0.4-point underdog.

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Twee Twerps (60) at Squishy Fuzz (60)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 3, 2008) In a week 9 UFFLE rivalry, Squishy Fuzz tied a tough Twee Twerps team by a score of 60 to 60, behind the support of 65,079 faithful fans.

Squishy Fuzz were helped out by a 17 point effort from Trent Edwards, who got by the New York Jets defense for 289 passing yards and 1 passing td. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Calvin Johnson, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 94 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

Twee Twerps were helped out by a 21 point effort from Jay Cutler, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 307 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 2 rushing yards. With this performance, Cutler was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 9. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Antonio Bryant, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 115 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

Adding salt to the wound, Twee Twerps could have scored 72 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Bob Filipy left key players like Visanthe Shiancoe and his corresponding 8 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 7-2-1, and drops Twee Twerps to a record of 7-2-1.

Coming up in week 10, Twee Twerps are at the 6-2-2 Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 5.1-point underdog, while the 7-3 The Undergarments are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 7.8-point favorite.

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The Hellfish (52) at Elvis Impersonators (70)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 27, 2008) In a week 8 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Elvis Impersonators beat a strong The Hellfish team by a score of 70 to 52, extending the losing streak for The Hellfish to 4 games.

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 18 point victory by a 25 point effort from Kurt Warner, who tore apart the Carolina Panthers defense for 381 passing yards and 2 passing tds. With this performance, Warner was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 8. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Steve Slaton, who snuck past the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 53 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 13 receiving yards.

“The important thing is that we won,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from Jake Delhomme, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 248 passing yards and 2 passing tds. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Stephen Gostkowski, who snuck past the St. Louis Rams defense for 3 field goals made and 2 extra points.

“They caught us on an off night,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 6-3, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 2-7.

Coming up in week 9, Elvis Impersonators are at the 7-2 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 3.2-point favorite, while the 2-6-1 Vinny’s Gang are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 3.6-point favorite.

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The Wondrful Gazonks (108) at Greasy Weasels (87)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 27, 2008) In a week 8 UFFLE matchup, The Wondrful Gazonks beat a strong Greasy Weasels team by a score of 108 to 87, silencing a partisan crowd of 69,792.

The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 21 point victory by a 32 point effort from Brian Westbrook, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 167 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 42 receiving yards. With this performance, Westbrook was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 8. They also got help from a 21 point effort from Anquan Boldin, who snuck past the Carolina Panthers defense for 63 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds in addition to 30 rushing yards.

“We knew we had to defend our home turf,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 26 point effort from Philip Rivers, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 341 passing yards and 3 passing tds. With this performance, Rivers was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 8. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Chris Johnson, who got by the Indianapolis Colts defense for 77 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 19 receiving yards.

“They wanted it more than we did,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Greasy Weasels drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 9 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 8.

This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 4-4-1, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 3-6.

Coming up in week 9, the 2-7 Bad Attitudes are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 21.9-point favorite, while The Wondrful Gazonks are at the 1-7-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 2.6-point underdog.

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The Slim Shaggys (57) at Vinny’s Gang (57)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 27, 2008) In a week 8 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Vinny’s Gang tied a tough The Slim Shaggys team by a score of 57 to 57, behind the support of 66,444 faithful fans.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out by a 18 point effort from Chad Pennington, who beat the Buffalo Bills defense for 314 passing yards and 1 passing td. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Laveranues Coles, who snuck past the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 64 receiving yards and 1 receiving td in addition to 6 rushing yards.

The Slim Shaggys were helped out by a 14 point effort from Andre Johnson, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 143 receiving yards. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Clinton Portis, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 126 rushing yards in addition to 6 receiving yards.

Causing further embarrassment, The Slim Shaggys could have scored 84 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Mark Olson left key players like DeAngelo Williams and his corresponding 17 points on the bench.

Vinny’s Gang took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 8.

This brings the record for Vinny’s Gang to 2-6-1, and drops The Slim Shaggys to a record of 3-4-2.

Coming up in week 9, The Slim Shaggys are at the 6-2-1 San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 1.7-point favorite, while Vinny’s Gang are at the 2-7 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 3.6-point favorite.

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Twee Twerps (74) at Z-Squad (54)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 27, 2008) In a week 8 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, Twee Twerps beat a strong Z-Squad team by a score of 74 to 54, extending the winning streak for Twee Twerps to 3 games.

Twee Twerps were led to their 20 point victory by a 23 point effort from Steve Smith, who beat the Arizona Cardinals defense for 117 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds. With this performance, Smith was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 8. They also got help from a 21 point effort from Leon Washington, who snuck past the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 67 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 34 receiving yards.

“We feed off the energy of our fans,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 15 point effort from Frank Gore, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 94 rushing yards in addition to 65 receiving yards. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Jeff Garcia, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 227 passing yards in addition to 7 rushing yards.

“They own us,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Compounding the issue, Z-Squad could have scored 84 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Michael Grosz left key players like David Garrard and his corresponding 25 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 7-2, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 5-2-2.

Coming up in week 9, Z-Squad are at the 4-5 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 11.6-point underdog, while Twee Twerps are at the 7-2 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 14.9-point favorite.

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Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (44) at Grid Iron Bullies (72)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 27, 2008) In a week 8 UFFLE showdown, Grid Iron Bullies embarrassed a hapless Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 72 to 44, extending the losing streak for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 3 games.

Grid Iron Bullies were led to their 28 point victory by a 23 point effort from Peyton Manning, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 223 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 1 rushing yards. With this performance, Manning was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 8. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Kevin Faulk, who snuck past the St. Louis Rams defense for 60 rushing yards in addition to 47 receiving yards.

“This MVP award belongs to the whole team,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 12 point effort from Eli Manning, who snuck past the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 199 passing yards and 1 passing td. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Dwayne Bowe, who beat the New York Jets defense for 102 receiving yards.

“They outplayed us in every phase of the game,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

This brings the record for Grid Iron Bullies to 4-5, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 1-7-1.

Coming up in week 9, the 5-2-2 Z-Squad are at Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 11.6-point underdog, while the 4-4-1 The Wondrful Gazonks are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 2.6-point underdog.

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San Quentin Saints (62) at Squishy Fuzz (96)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 27, 2008) In a week 8 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Squishy Fuzz embarrassed a hapless San Quentin Saints team by a score of 96 to 62, behind the support of 72,867 faithful fans.

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 34 point victory by a 26 point effort from Santana Moss, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 140 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. With this performance, Moss was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 8. They also got help from a 25 point effort from Drew Brees, who beat the San Diego Chargers defense for 339 passing yards and 3 passing tds.

“We weren’t going to just lie down,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

San Quentin Saints were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Donovan McNabb, who got by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 253 passing yards in addition to 25 rushing yards. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Thomas Jones, who snuck past the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 54 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 6 receiving yards.

“We didn’t get the job done,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 7-2, and drops San Quentin Saints to a record of 6-2-1.

Coming up in week 9, the 3-4-2 The Slim Shaggys are at San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 1.7-point favorite, while the 7-2 Twee Twerps are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 14.9-point favorite.

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