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Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Squishy Fuzz (116.95) at Greasy Weasels (116.55)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 11, 2021) In a week 5 UFFLE battle, the 4-1 Squishy Fuzz squeaked by a disappointing 1-4 Greasy Weasels team by a score of 116.95 to 116.55, silencing a partisan crowd of 75,831 at The Grease Pit.

“We’ll use this win as a stepping stone to the next level,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 30.40 point effort from Jonathan Taylor, who snuck past the Baltimore Ravens defense for 53 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 116 receiving yards. With this performance, Taylor was the number 3 ranked running back for week 5. They also got help from a 24.90 point effort from Ja’Marr Chase, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 159 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“They’ve had our number all season,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Adding salt to the wound, Greasy Weasels could have scored 143.60 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like Davis Mills and his corresponding 24.80 points on the bench.

Greasy Weasels drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 5.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 4-1, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 1-4.

Coming up in week 6, the 2-3 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 15.0-point underdog, while the 3-2 Elvis Impersonators are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 12.3-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Bad Attitudes 93.85 Elvis Impersonators 158.65
Grid Iron Bullies 108.70 October Hunters 94.55
The Hellfish 72.00 Z-Squad 143.95
The Lawn Wranglers 114.40 The Slim Shaggys 107.30
The Undergarments 102.85 Vinny’s Gang 80.00
Squishy Fuzz 116.95 Greasy Weasels 116.55
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 104.90 Pickled Harrons 106.55

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Grid Iron Bullies (117.1) at Pickled Harrons (119.6)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 4, 2021) In a week 4 UFFLE rivalry, the 2-2 Pickled Harrons squeaked by a tough 2-2 Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 119.60 to 117.10, behind the support of 79,616 faithful fans.

“It’s tough to win in a hostile environment,” Pickled Harrons coach Cooper Harron said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 31.50 point effort from Patrick Mahomes, who got by the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 278 passing yards and 5 passing TDs in addition to 26 rushing yards. With this performance, Mahomes was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 4. They also got help from a 28.00 point effort from Austin Ekeler, who beat the Las Vegas Raiders defense for 117 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 28 receiving yards.

“The final score is the only statistic that matters,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Compounding the issue, Grid Iron Bullies could have scored 144.20 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eric Bell left key players like Corey Davis and his corresponding 19.10 points on the bench.

Grid Iron Bullies drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 12 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 4.

This brings the record for Pickled Harrons to 2-2, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 2-2.

Coming up in week 5, Grid Iron Bullies are at the 0-4 October Hunters, where October Hunters are an early 15.3-point underdog, while the 2-2 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at Pickled Harrons, where Pickled Harrons are an early 11.6-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Grid Iron Bullies 117.10 Pickled Harrons 119.60
The Hellfish 101.85 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 91.40
The Slim Shaggys 109.40 October Hunters 87.55
Vinny’s Gang 97.30 Squishy Fuzz 87.70
Z-Squad 106.20 Bad Attitudes 72.25
The Lawn Wranglers 71.30 Elvis Impersonators 98.35
The Undergarments 86.40 Greasy Weasels 89.30

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

October Hunters (92.00) at Bad Attitudes (92.85)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 27, 2021) In a week 3 UFFLE battle, the 2-1 Bad Attitudes squeaked by a hapless 0-3 October Hunters team by a score of 92.85 to 92.00, who have now lost 3 games in a row.

“We really took it to ’em,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

October Hunters were helped out in a losing cause by a 28.30 point effort from Sam Darnold, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 304 passing yards in addition to 11 rushing yards. With this performance, Darnold was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 3. They also got help from a 16.20 point effort from Hunter Renfrow, who got by the Miami Dolphins defense for 77 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“There were too many defensive lapses,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.

Adding salt to the wound, October Hunters could have scored 116.70 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Orion Bell left key players like Nyheim Hines and his corresponding 16.40 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Bad Attitudes to 2-1, and drops October Hunters to a record of 0-3.

Coming up in week 4, the 1-2 The Slim Shaggys are at October Hunters, where October Hunters are an early 22.2-point underdog, while the 2-1 Z-Squad are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 6.7-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 90.15 Pickled Harrons 126.30
Elvis Impersonators 116.20 Z-Squad 130.40
The Hellfish 76.10 Grid Iron Bullies 95.60
Vinny’s Gang 70.50 The Slim Shaggys 68.25
October Hunters 92.00 Bad Attitudes 92.85
Squishy Fuzz 108.95 The Lawn Wranglers 76.75
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 100.65 The Undergarments 136.80

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Vinny’s Gang (94.85) at Grid Iron Bullies (94.65)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 20, 2021) In a week 2 UFFLE intra-divisional contest, the 2-0 Vinny’s Gang squeaked by a strong 1-1 Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 94.85 to 94.65, silencing a partisan crowd of 79,261 at THE LAND OF ASS KICKING STADIUM.

“A win is a win,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 26.45 point effort from Patrick Mahomes, who beat the Baltimore Ravens defense for 343 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 3 rushing yards. With this performance, Mahomes was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 2. They also got help from a 18.30 point effort from Brandin Cooks, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 78 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“Not to take away anything from our opponents, but we didn’t play like we’re capable of playing,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Adding salt to the wound, Grid Iron Bullies could have scored 147.15 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eric Bell left key players like Mike Evans and his corresponding 22.00 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Vinny’s Gang to 2-0, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 1-1.

Coming up in week 3, the 0-2 The Hellfish are at Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 5.3-point underdog, while Vinny’s Gang are at the 1-1 The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 9.8-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 91.30 October Hunters 70.05
The Lawn Wranglers 88.10 The Undergarments 121.75
Pickled Harrons 79.55 Z-Squad 134.20
Vinny’s Gang 94.85 Grid Iron Bullies 94.65
The Slim Shaggys 118.15 Greasy Weasels 91.05
Bad Attitudes 101.20 The Hellfish 77.85
Elvis Impersonators 83.50 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 109.65