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Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Squishy Fuzz (63) at The Hellfish (78)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 3, 2018) In a week 13 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, The Hellfish beat a strong Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 78 to 63, behind the support of 72,146 faithful fans.

The Hellfish were led to their 15 point victory by a 22 point effort from Carson Wentz, who beat the Washington Redskins defense for 306 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Justin Tucker, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 4 field goals made and 2 extra points.

“We brought our A-game,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 16 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 233 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 20 rushing yards. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Odell Beckham, who snuck past the Chicago Bears defense for 35 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We didn’t get the job done,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Adding salt to the wound, Squishy Fuzz could have scored 96 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Scott Stanina left key players like Marcus Mariota and his corresponding 24 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Hellfish to 8-5, and drops Squishy Fuzz to a record of 2-11.

Coming up in week 14, The Hellfish are at the 10-3 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 29.9-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Vinny’s Gang 54 Greasy Weasels 123
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 71 League Average 75
Grid Iron Bullies 17 The Undergarments 103
Elvis Impersonators 98 October Hunters 62
The Slim Shaggys 71 Z-Squad 58
Twee Twerps 83 Bad Attitudes 100
Squishy Fuzz 63 The Hellfish 78

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Greasy Weasels (108) at Elvis Impersonators (99)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 26, 2018) In a week 12 UFFLE showdown, Greasy Weasels squeaked by a tough Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 108 to 99, silencing a partisan crowd of 66,591 at Graceland.

Greasy Weasels were led to their 9 point victory by a 24 point effort from Cam Newton, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 256 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 63 rushing yards. They also got help from a 16 point effort from the Baltimore Ravens Defensive Team.

“This MVP award belongs to the whole team,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 35 point effort from Christian McCaffrey, who beat the Seattle Seahawks defense for 125 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 112 receiving yards. With this performance, McCaffrey was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. They also got help from a 24 point effort from Lamar Jackson, who snuck past the Oakland Raiders defense for 178 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 71 rushing yards.

“They out-muscled us,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Elvis Impersonators drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 9 out of 11 other potential opponents in week 12.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 7-5, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 9-3.

Coming up in week 13, the 8-4 Vinny’s Gang are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 12.9-point underdog, while Elvis Impersonators are at the 5-7 October Hunters, where October Hunters are an early 1-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 108 Elvis Impersonators 99
Grid Iron Bullies 37 Squishy Fuzz 66
October Hunters 110 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 74
Bad Attitudes 121 The Slim Shaggys 72
Vinny’s Gang 87 Twee Twerps 98
The Hellfish 77 Z-Squad 96
League Average 87 The Undergarments 86

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The Hellfish (97.8) at October Hunters (96.6)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 19, 2018) In a week 11 UFFLE rivalry, The Hellfish squeaked by a tough October Hunters team by a score of 97.8 to 96.6, extending the winning streak for The Hellfish to 3 games.

The Hellfish were led to their 1.2 point victory by a 27.5 point effort from T.Y. Hilton, who beat the Tennessee Titans defense for 155 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Hilton was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 11. They also got help from a 16.6 point effort from Davante Adams, who beat the Seattle Seahawks defense for 166 receiving yards.

“The important thing is that we won,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

October Hunters were helped out in a losing cause by a 33.2 point effort from Saquon Barkley, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 142 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 10 receiving yards. With this performance, Barkley was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. They also got help from a 20.6 point effort from Kirk Cousins, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 262 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 5 rushing yards.

“You’ve got to hand it to them,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.

Causing further embarrassment, October Hunters could have scored 108 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Orion Bell left key players like Kenny Golladay and his corresponding 17 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Hellfish to 7-4, and drops October Hunters to a record of 4-7.

Coming up in week 12, October Hunters are at the 3-8 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 10.1-point underdog, while The Hellfish are at the 7-3-1 Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 13.2-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
The Undergarments 99 Greasy Weasels 126
League Average 87 Elvis Impersonators 97
Squishy Fuzz 84 Bad Attitudes 92
Twee Twerps 64 Grid Iron Bullies 61
The Hellfish 97.8 October Hunters 96.6
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 52 The Slim Shaggys 59
Z-Squad 97 Vinny’s Gang 102

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Bad Attitudes (115) at Z-Squad (118)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 12, 2018) In a week 10 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, Z-Squad squeaked by a tough Bad Attitudes team by a score of 118 to 115, extending the winning streak for Z-Squad to 4 games.

Z-Squad were led to their 3 point victory by a 22 point effort from Leonard Fournette, who snuck past the Indianapolis Colts defense for 53 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 56 receiving yards. They also got help from a 21 point effort from Mark Ingram, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 104 rushing yards in addition to 58 receiving yards.

“Everyone counted us out before the season started,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 33 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who beat the Carolina Panthers defense for 328 passing yards and 5 passing TDs in addition to 27 rushing yards. With this performance, Roethlisberger was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 10. They also got help from a 32 point effort from Nick Chubb, who tore apart the Atlanta Falcons defense for 176 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 33 receiving yards.

“It just wasn’t meant to be,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Adding salt to the wound, Bad Attitudes could have scored 142 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Steve Spickenreuther left key players like LeSean McCoy and his corresponding 23 points on the bench.

Bad Attitudes drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 9 out of 11 other potential opponents in week 10.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 7-2-1, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 3-7.

Coming up in week 11, the 1-9 Squishy Fuzz are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 3-point favorite, while Z-Squad are at the 7-3 Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 25.9-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 92 Twee Twerps 124
Vinny’s Gang 154 Squishy Fuzz 54
Elvis Impersonators 101 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 63
The Undergarments 93 The Hellfish 95
Bad Attitudes 115 Z-Squad 118
October Hunters 66 League Average 91
Grid Iron Bullies 51 The Slim Shaggys 52

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Squishy Fuzz (70) at Z-Squad (77)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 5, 2018) In a week 9 UFFLE matchup, Z-Squad squeaked by a tough Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 77 to 70, extending the winning streak for Z-Squad to 3 games.

Z-Squad were led to their 7 point victory by a 30 point effort from Jared Goff, who tore apart the New Orleans Saints defense for 391 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 17 rushing yards. With this performance, Goff was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 9. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Brandin Cooks, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 114 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“This win was no fluke,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the New England Patriots defense for 259 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 8 rushing yards. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Jordan Howard, who snuck past the Buffalo Bills defense for 47 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs.

“It’s been a great ride,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Adding salt to the wound, Squishy Fuzz could have scored 81 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Scott Stanina left key players like Marcus Mariota and his corresponding 27 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 6-2-1, and drops Squishy Fuzz to a record of 1-8.

Coming up in week 10, the 6-3 Vinny’s Gang are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 30.3-point underdog, while the 3-6 Bad Attitudes are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 8-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 88 League Average 76
The Undergarments 44 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 49
Vinny’s Gang 109 Bad Attitudes 93
The Slim Shaggys 48 Elvis Impersonators 135
The Hellfish 77 Grid Iron Bullies 69
Twee Twerps 72 October Hunters 55
Squishy Fuzz 70 Z-Squad 77

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The Undergarments (77) at Vinny’s Gang (99)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 29, 2018) In a week 8 UFFLE rivalry, Vinny’s Gang beat a strong The Undergarments team by a score of 99 to 77, behind the support of 72,795 faithful fans.

Vinny’s Gang were led to their 22 point victory by a 27 point effort from Deshaun Watson, who got by the Miami Dolphins defense for 239 passing yards and 5 passing TDs in addition to 14 rushing yards. With this performance, Watson was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 8. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Alvin Kamara, who snuck past the Minnesota Vikings defense for 45 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 31 receiving yards.

“We were really on our game,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

The Undergarments were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Tarik Cohen, who snuck past the New York Jets defense for 40 rushing yards in addition to 70 receiving yards. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Jameis Winston, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 276 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 18 rushing yards.

“We beat ourselves,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

This brings the record for Vinny’s Gang to 5-3, and drops The Undergarments to a record of 3-4-1.

Coming up in week 9, The Undergarments are at the 2-6 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 12.0-point underdog, while Vinny’s Gang are at the 3-5 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 15.9-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
The Hellfish 60 Greasy Weasels 119
Z-Squad 94 Grid Iron Bullies 37
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 96 Bad Attitudes 68
October Hunters 76 The Slim Shaggys 105
The Undergarments 77 Vinny’s Gang 99
Elvis Impersonators 114 Squishy Fuzz 91
League Average 86 Twee Twerps 80

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Greasy Weasels (84) at Grid Iron Bullies (91)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 22, 2018) In a week 7 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Grid Iron Bullies squeaked by a tough Greasy Weasels team by a score of 91 to 84, behind the support of 74,696 faithful fans at THE LAND OF ASS KICKING STADIUM.

Grid Iron Bullies were led to their 7 point victory by a 23 point effort from the Denver Broncos Defensive Team. With this performance, the Broncos was the number 1 ranked defensive team for week 7. They also got help from a 19 point effort from John Brown, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 134 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“This team shows a lot of character,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 24 point effort from Cam Newton, who got by the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 269 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 49 rushing yards. With this performance, Newton was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 7. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Kerryon Johnson, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 158 rushing yards in addition to 21 receiving yards.

“We came out flat,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Compounding the issue, Greasy Weasels could have scored 110 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like Marlon Mack and his corresponding 29 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Grid Iron Bullies to 2-5, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 3-4.

Coming up in week 8, the 4-3 The Hellfish are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 10.2-point favorite, while the 4-2-1 Z-Squad are at Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 28.9-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 84 Grid Iron Bullies 91
League Average 85 Bad Attitudes 75
Squishy Fuzz 79 The Undergarments 119
The Slim Shaggys 67 The Hellfish 75
Elvis Impersonators 105 Vinny’s Gang 53
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 80 Twee Twerps 111
Z-Squad 89 October Hunters 76

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The Hellfish (80) at Bad Attitudes (77)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 15, 2018) In a week 6 UFFLE matchup, The Hellfish squeaked by a tough Bad Attitudes team by a score of 80 to 77, silencing a partisan crowd of 72,001.

The Hellfish were led to their 3 point victory by a 25 point effort from Davante Adams, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 132 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Adams was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 6. They also got help from a 23 point effort from Carson Wentz, who got by the New York Giants defense for 278 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 14 rushing yards.

“We’ve got the greatest fans in the world,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 26 point effort from Tom Brady, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 340 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 2 rushing yards. They also got help from a 13 point effort from JuJu Smith-Schuster, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 111 receiving yards.

“We came up a little short,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Compounding the issue, Bad Attitudes could have scored 82 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Steve Spickenreuther left key players like Chris Godwin and his corresponding 11 points on the bench.

The Hellfish took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 9 out of 11 other potential opponents in week 6.

This brings the record for The Hellfish to 3-3, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 3-3.

Coming up in week 7, the – are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 84.1-point favorite, while the 3-3 The Slim Shaggys are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 9-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:

The Slim Shaggys 90 Greasy Weasels 83
The Hellfish 80 Bad Attitudes 77
Vinny’s Gang 143 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 86
Elvis Impersonators 98 Z-Squad 83
The Undergarments 86 Twee Twerps 116
October Hunters 111 Squishy Fuzz 62
Grid Iron Bullies 44 League Average 89

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Elvis Impersonators (80) at Twee Twerps (104)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 8, 2018) In a week 5 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, Twee Twerps beat a strong Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 104 to 80, extending the winning streak for Twee Twerps to 4 games.

Twee Twerps were led to their 24 point victory by a 28 point effort from Todd Gurley, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 77 rushing yards and 3 rushing TDs in addition to 36 receiving yards. With this performance, Gurley was the number 3 ranked running back for week 5. They also got help from a 18 point effort from David Johnson, who snuck past the San Francisco 49ers defense for 55 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 16 receiving yards.

“We proved we’re the better team,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Patrick Mahomes, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 313 passing yards in addition to 13 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from DeAndre Hopkins, who beat the Dallas Cowboys defense for 151 receiving yards.

“They outplayed us in every phase of the game,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 4-1, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 3-2.

Coming up in week 6, Elvis Impersonators are at the 3-1-1 Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 0.4-point favorite, while the 2-2-1 The Undergarments are at Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 6.1-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:

Greasy Weasels 99 October Hunters 73
Z-Squad 79 The Undergarments 79
Bad Attitudes 80 Grid Iron Bullies 50
Elvis Impersonators 80 Twee Twerps 104
Vinny’s Gang 99 The Hellfish 71
Squishy Fuzz 97 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 53
League Average 79 The Slim Shaggys 62

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Squishy Fuzz (96) at Greasy Weasels (101)

MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 1, 2018) In a week 4 UFFLE battle, Greasy Weasels squeaked by a tough Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 101 to 96, extending the losing streak for Squishy Fuzz to 4 games.

Greasy Weasels were led to their 5 point victory by a 26 point effort from Andy Dalton, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 337 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 13 rushing yards. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Sony Michel, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 112 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD.

“We’re going to use this win as a building block,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 28 point effort from Cooper Kupp, who beat the Minnesota Vikings defense for 162 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Kupp was the number 1 ranked wide receiver for week 4. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the Buffalo Bills defense for 298 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 31 rushing yards.

“These guys have nothing to be ashamed of,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Adding salt to the wound, Squishy Fuzz could have scored 111 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Scott Stanina left key players like Marcus Mariota and his corresponding 33 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 2-2, and drops Squishy Fuzz to a record of 0-4.

Coming up in week 5, Greasy Weasels are at the 3-1 October Hunters, where October Hunters are an early 10.8-point favorite, while Squishy Fuzz are at the 1-3 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 9.7-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:

Squishy Fuzz 96 Greasy Weasels 101
Z-Squad 107 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 42
October Hunters 100 Grid Iron Bullies 67
Bad Attitudes 79 The Undergarments 104
Elvis Impersonators 93 The Hellfish 83
Vinny’s Gang 139 League Average 90
Twee Twerps 105 The Slim Shaggys 59