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Congratulations to the Greasy Weasels for winning Fantasy Bowl XXV. It was their fourth Wikenbach Trophy and first since 2009. For as good as the Twee Twerps have been over the years, they never seem to make it to the Fantasy Bowl. This was only their second Fantasy Bowl appearance and the first time that they lost one.
The Fantasy Bowl XXV MVP is Nick Foles.
Fantasy Recap – Fantasy Bowl XXV
Greasy Weasels (129) vs Twee Twerps (92)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 24, 2018) In a week 16 UFFLE showdown, Greasy Weasels beat a strong Twee Twerps team by a score of 129 to 92, extending the winning streak for Greasy Weasels to 3 games. With their 129 points, Greasy Weasels is now the proud record-holder of the 22nd-highest weekly point total in league history.
Greasy Weasels were led to their 37 point victory by a 35 point effort from Nick Foles, who tore apart the Houston Texans defense for 471 passing yards and 4 passing TDs in addition to 1 rushing yards. With this performance, Foles was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 16. They also got help from a 30 point effort from Antonio Brown, who tore apart the New Orleans Saints defense for 185 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.
“This team has overcome a lot of adversity,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.
Twee Twerps were helped out in a losing cause by a 23 point effort from Zach Ertz, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 110 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Ertz was the number 2 ranked tight end for week 16. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Matt Ryan, who got by the Carolina Panthers defense for 239 passing yards and 3 passing TDs.
“It just wasn’t meant to be,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.
None of the rule proposals passed, so there will be no new rules next year.
This year’s MVP is Patrick Mahomes and the rookie of the year is Saquon Barkley.
Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Greasy Weasels (58) at Z-Squad (55)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 17, 2018) In a week 15 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, Greasy Weasels squeaked by a tough Z-Squad team by a score of 58 to 55, extending the winning streak for Greasy Weasels to 3 games.
Greasy Weasels were led to their 3 point victory by a 17 point effort from Jaylen Samuels, who beat the New England Patriots defense for 142 rushing yards in addition to 30 receiving yards. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Antonio Brown, who snuck past the New England Patriots defense for 49 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“We’re glad to get out of here with the ‘W’,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.
Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Philip Rivers, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 313 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. With this performance, Rivers was the number 2 ranked quarterback for week 15. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Mason Crosby, who beat the Chicago Bears defense for 3 field goals made.
“We can still hold our heads high,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.
Causing further embarrassment, Z-Squad could have scored 66 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Michael Grosz left key players like Mark Ingram and his corresponding 7 points on the bench.
Greasy Weasels took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 8 out of 11 other potential opponents in week 15.
This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 8-5, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 8-4-1.
Coming up in week 16, Greasy Weasels are at the 10-3 Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 13.5-point favorite.
View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 58 Z-Squad 55
The Hellfish 92 Twee Twerps 111
Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Greasy Weasels (75) at Vinny’s Gang (73)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 10, 2018) In a week 14 UFFLE battle, Greasy Weasels squeaked by a tough Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 75 to 73, extending the winning streak for Greasy Weasels to 3 games.
Greasy Weasels were led to their 2 point victory by a 15 point effort from Aaron Jones, who got by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 78 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 28 receiving yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Cam Newton, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 265 passing yards in addition to 23 rushing yards.
“We’ll use this win as a stepping stone to the next level,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.
Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 19 point effort from Deshaun Watson, who got by the Indianapolis Colts defense for 267 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 35 rushing yards. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Tyreek Hill, who beat the Baltimore Ravens defense for 139 receiving yards in addition to 6 rushing yards.
“They stepped up and made the plays,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.
Adding salt to the wound, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 98 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Austin Ekeler and his corresponding 14 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 8-5, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 8-5.
Coming up in week 15, Greasy Weasels are at the 8-4-1 Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 6.5-point underdog.
View all game recaps below:
The Hellfish 131 Elvis Impersonators 92
Greasy Weasels 75 Vinny’s Gang 73
Twee Twerps BYE
Z-Squad BYE
Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week
Squishy Fuzz (63) at The Hellfish (78)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 3, 2018) In a week 13 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, The Hellfish beat a strong Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 78 to 63, behind the support of 72,146 faithful fans.
The Hellfish were led to their 15 point victory by a 22 point effort from Carson Wentz, who beat the Washington Redskins defense for 306 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Justin Tucker, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 4 field goals made and 2 extra points.
“We brought our A-game,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.
Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 16 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 233 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 20 rushing yards. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Odell Beckham, who snuck past the Chicago Bears defense for 35 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“We didn’t get the job done,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.
Adding salt to the wound, Squishy Fuzz could have scored 96 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Scott Stanina left key players like Marcus Mariota and his corresponding 24 points on the bench.
This brings the record for The Hellfish to 8-5, and drops Squishy Fuzz to a record of 2-11.
Coming up in week 14, The Hellfish are at the 10-3 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 29.9-point favorite.
Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week
Greasy Weasels (108) at Elvis Impersonators (99)
Greasy Weasels were led to their 9 point victory by a 24 point effort from Cam Newton, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 256 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 63 rushing yards. They also got help from a 16 point effort from the Baltimore Ravens Defensive Team.
“This MVP award belongs to the whole team,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.
Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 35 point effort from Christian McCaffrey, who beat the Seattle Seahawks defense for 125 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 112 receiving yards. With this performance, McCaffrey was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. They also got help from a 24 point effort from Lamar Jackson, who snuck past the Oakland Raiders defense for 178 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 71 rushing yards.
“They out-muscled us,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.
Elvis Impersonators drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 9 out of 11 other potential opponents in week 12.
This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 7-5, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 9-3.
Coming up in week 13, the 8-4 Vinny’s Gang are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 12.9-point underdog, while Elvis Impersonators are at the 5-7 October Hunters, where October Hunters are an early 1-point favorite.
Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week
The Hellfish (97.8) at October Hunters (96.6)
The Hellfish were led to their 1.2 point victory by a 27.5 point effort from T.Y. Hilton, who beat the Tennessee Titans defense for 155 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Hilton was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 11. They also got help from a 16.6 point effort from Davante Adams, who beat the Seattle Seahawks defense for 166 receiving yards.
“The important thing is that we won,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.
October Hunters were helped out in a losing cause by a 33.2 point effort from Saquon Barkley, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 142 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 10 receiving yards. With this performance, Barkley was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. They also got help from a 20.6 point effort from Kirk Cousins, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 262 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 5 rushing yards.
“You’ve got to hand it to them,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.
Causing further embarrassment, October Hunters could have scored 108 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Orion Bell left key players like Kenny Golladay and his corresponding 17 points on the bench.
This brings the record for The Hellfish to 7-4, and drops October Hunters to a record of 4-7.
Coming up in week 12, October Hunters are at the 3-8 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 10.1-point underdog, while The Hellfish are at the 7-3-1 Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 13.2-point favorite.
Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week
Bad Attitudes (115) at Z-Squad (118)
Z-Squad were led to their 3 point victory by a 22 point effort from Leonard Fournette, who snuck past the Indianapolis Colts defense for 53 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 56 receiving yards. They also got help from a 21 point effort from Mark Ingram, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 104 rushing yards in addition to 58 receiving yards.
“Everyone counted us out before the season started,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.
Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 33 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who beat the Carolina Panthers defense for 328 passing yards and 5 passing TDs in addition to 27 rushing yards. With this performance, Roethlisberger was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 10. They also got help from a 32 point effort from Nick Chubb, who tore apart the Atlanta Falcons defense for 176 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 33 receiving yards.
“It just wasn’t meant to be,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.
Adding salt to the wound, Bad Attitudes could have scored 142 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Steve Spickenreuther left key players like LeSean McCoy and his corresponding 23 points on the bench.
Bad Attitudes drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 9 out of 11 other potential opponents in week 10.
This brings the record for Z-Squad to 7-2-1, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 3-7.
Coming up in week 11, the 1-9 Squishy Fuzz are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 3-point favorite, while Z-Squad are at the 7-3 Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 25.9-point favorite.
Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week
Squishy Fuzz (70) at Z-Squad (77)
Z-Squad were led to their 7 point victory by a 30 point effort from Jared Goff, who tore apart the New Orleans Saints defense for 391 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 17 rushing yards. With this performance, Goff was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 9. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Brandin Cooks, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 114 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“This win was no fluke,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.
Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the New England Patriots defense for 259 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 8 rushing yards. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Jordan Howard, who snuck past the Buffalo Bills defense for 47 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs.
“It’s been a great ride,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.
Adding salt to the wound, Squishy Fuzz could have scored 81 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Scott Stanina left key players like Marcus Mariota and his corresponding 27 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Z-Squad to 6-2-1, and drops Squishy Fuzz to a record of 1-8.
Coming up in week 10, the 6-3 Vinny’s Gang are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 30.3-point underdog, while the 3-6 Bad Attitudes are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 8-point favorite.