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Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week

Elvis Impersonators (84) at Vinny’s Gang (104)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 12, 2017) In a week 1 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, Vinny’s Gang beat a strong Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 104 to 84, behind the support of 71,972 faithful fans.

Vinny’s Gang were led to their 20 point victory by a 21 point effort from Stefon Diggs, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 93 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Diggs was the number 1 ranked wide receiver for week 1. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Matt Ryan, who beat the Chicago Bears defense for 321 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 11 rushing yards.

“They gave us a big scare,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 27 point effort from Matthew Stafford, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 292 passing yards and 4 passing TDs in addition to 14 rushing yards. With this performance, Stafford was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 1. They also got help from a 22 point effort from Mike Gillislee, who snuck past the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 45 rushing yards and 3 rushing TDs.

“He always has his team ready to play,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Elvis Impersonators drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 1.

This brings the record for Vinny’s Gang to 1-0, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, Vinny’s Gang are at the 1-0 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 29.0-point underdog, while Elvis Impersonators are at the 0-1 The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 24.0-point underdog.

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Squishy Fuzz 76 Greasy Weasels 82
Elvis Impersonators 84 Vinny’s Gang 104
The Slim Shaggys 49 The Hellfish 57
The Wondrful Gazonks 60 Twee Twerps 73
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 68 Z-Squad 103
October Hunters 50 Bad Attitudes 48
The Undergarments 66 Grid Iron Bullies 75

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Greasy Weasels (60) at October Hunters (58)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 5, 2016) In a week 13 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, Greasy Weasels squeaked by a tough October Hunters team by a score of 60 to 58, silencing a partisan crowd of 68,075 at The Hunting Grounds.

Le’Veon Bell

Greasy Weasels were led to their 2 point victory by a 17 point effort from Le’Veon Bell, who beat the New York Giants defense for 118 rushing yards in addition to 64 receiving yards. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Zach Ertz, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 79 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We’re tickled to death,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

October Hunters were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Kirk Cousins, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 271 passing yards and 1 passing TD. With this performance, Cousins was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 13. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Darren Sproles, who snuck past the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 14 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 35 receiving yards.

“The ball just didn’t bounce our way,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.

Compounding the issue, October Hunters could have scored 61 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Orion Bell left key players like Michael Floyd and his corresponding 7 points on the bench.

Greasy Weasels took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 9 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 13.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 7-6, and drops October Hunters to a record of 6-7.

View all game recaps below:

Greasy Weasels 60 October Hunters 58
Vinny’s Gang 50 The Slim Shaggys 82
Twee Twerps 90 The Hellfish 73
The Wondrful Gazonks 98 Squishy Fuzz 103
Z-Squad 57 Grid Iron Bullies 66
Bad Attitudes 57 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 103
The Undergarments 79 Elvis Impersonators 88

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Grid Iron Bullies (58) at October Hunters (61)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 28, 2016) In a week 12 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, October Hunters squeaked by a tough Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 61 to 58, behind the support of 67,039 faithful fans at The Hunting Grounds.

Kirk Cousins

October Hunters were led to their 3 point victory by a 31 point effort from Kirk Cousins, who tore apart the Dallas Cowboys defense for 449 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 2 rushing yards. With this performance, Cousins was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Delanie Walker, who snuck past the Chicago Bears defense for 50 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“Our fans were the 12th man today,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Dak Prescott, who snuck past the Washington Redskins defense for 195 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 39 rushing yards. They also got help from a 8 point effort from DeMarco Murray, who snuck past the Chicago Bears defense for 43 rushing yards in addition to 41 receiving yards.

“They stepped up and made the plays,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Compounding the issue, Grid Iron Bullies could have scored 94 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eric Bell left key players like Tyreek Hill and his corresponding 23 points on the bench.

October Hunters took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 12.

This brings the record for October Hunters to 6-6, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 6-6.

Coming up in week 13, the 6-6 Greasy Weasels are at October Hunters, where October Hunters are an early 13.0-point underdog, while the 3-9 Z-Squad are at Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 11.6-point favorite.

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The Wondrful Gazonks 88 Greasy Weasels 72
Grid Iron Bullies 58 October Hunters 61
Bad Attitudes 87 Vinny’s Gang 76
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 66 The Undergarments 83
Squishy Fuzz 90 Twee Twerps 113
The Hellfish 78 Z-Squad 69
The Slim Shaggys 53 Elvis Impersonators 85

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Twee Twerps (75) at Grid Iron Bullies (73)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 21, 2016) In a week 11 UFFLE battle, Twee Twerps squeaked by a tough Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 75 to 73, silencing a partisan crowd of 67,366 at THE LAND OF ASS KICKING STADIUM.

David Johnson

Twee Twerps were led to their 2 point victory by a 27 point effort from David Johnson, who beat the Minnesota Vikings defense for 103 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 57 receiving yards. With this performance, Johnson was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. They also got help from a 23 point effort from Derek Carr, who got by the Houston Texans defense for 295 passing yards and 3 passing TDs.

“We knew what we had to do and went out and did it,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 16 point effort from Brock Osweiler, who got by the Oakland Raiders defense for 243 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 19 rushing yards. They also got help from a 13 point effort from DeMarco Murray, who snuck past the Indianapolis Colts defense for 70 rushing yards in addition to 9 receiving yards.

“These guys have nothing to be ashamed of,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Compounding the issue, Grid Iron Bullies could have scored 82 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eric Bell left key players like Dak Prescott and his corresponding 25 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 8-3, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 6-5.

Coming up in week 12, Grid Iron Bullies are at the 5-6 October Hunters, where October Hunters are an early 14.3-point underdog, while the 8-3 Squishy Fuzz are at Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 21.1-point favorite.

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Greasy Weasels 91 The Slim Shaggys 61
Z-Squad 53 The Undergarments 98
Squishy Fuzz 76 October Hunters 70
The Wondrful Gazonks 54 Vinny’s Gang 65
Twee Twerps 75 Grid Iron Bullies 73
The Hellfish 88 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 64
Elvis Impersonators 64 Bad Attitudes 86

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Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (65) at Squishy Fuzz (66)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 14, 2016) In a week 10 UFFLE battle, Squishy Fuzz squeaked by a tough Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 66 to 65, behind the support of 71,746 faithful fans.

Joe Flacco

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 1 point victory by a 24 point effort from Joe Flacco, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 296 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 3 rushing yards. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Jordan Howard, who got by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 100 rushing yards.

“I was just doing my job,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from Jordy Nelson, who beat the Tennessee Titans defense for 126 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Nelson was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 10. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Matt Bryant, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 3 field goals made.

“They ate our lunch,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

Compounding the issue, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts could have scored 68 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jeremy Griffith left key players like Will Tye and his corresponding 5 points on the bench.

Squishy Fuzz took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 9 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 10.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 7-3, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 4-6.

Coming up in week 11, Squishy Fuzz are at the 5-5 October Hunters, where October Hunters are an early 7.7-point underdog, while the 8-2 The Hellfish are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 11.9-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:

The Hellfish 86 Greasy Weasels 92
Bad Attitudes 72 The Undergarments 101
October Hunters 76 The Slim Shaggys 64
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 65 Squishy Fuzz 66
Twee Twerps 106 Z-Squad 76
Vinny’s Gang 66 Grid Iron Bullies 82
Elvis Impersonators 66 The Wondrful Gazonks 105

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The Hellfish (83) at Squishy Fuzz (75)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 7, 2016) In a week 9 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, The Hellfish squeaked by a tough Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 83 to 75, extending the winning streak for The Hellfish to 5 games.

Aaron Rodgers

The Hellfish were led to their 8 point victory by a 27 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the Indianapolis Colts defense for 297 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 43 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 9. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Jason Witten, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 134 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We managed to eke out a win,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Jimmy Graham, who beat the Buffalo Bills defense for 103 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Graham was the number 1 ranked tight end for week 9. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Andrew Luck, who got by the Green Bay Packers defense for 281 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 15 rushing yards.

“It’s been a great ride,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

This brings the record for The Hellfish to 8-1, and drops Squishy Fuzz to a record of 6-3.

Coming up in week 10, The Hellfish are at the 4-5 Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 5.8-point underdog, while the 4-5 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 2.8-point favorite.

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Greasy Weasels 79 Twee Twerps 65
The Slim Shaggys 82 Grid Iron Bullies 102
The Hellfish 83 Squishy Fuzz 75
Z-Squad 54 Elvis Impersonators 114
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 86 Vinny’s Gang 94
Bad Attitudes 90 The Wondrful Gazonks 80
The Undergarments 85 October Hunters 60

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Greasy Weasels (72) at Z-Squad (69)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 31, 2016) In a week 8 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Greasy Weasels squeaked by a tough Z-Squad team by a score of 72 to 69, silencing a partisan crowd of 65,577 at Frozen Tundra.

Carson Palmer

Greasy Weasels were led to their 3 point victory by a 27 point effort from Carson Palmer, who tore apart the Carolina Panthers defense for 363 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Jordan Matthews, who snuck past the Dallas Cowboys defense for 65 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We managed to eke out a win,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 16 point effort from Travis Kelce, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 101 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Kelce was the number 3 ranked tight end for week 8. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Cam Newton, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 212 passing yards in addition to 43 rushing yards.

“They out-coached us,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Adding salt to the wound, Z-Squad could have scored 94 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Michael Grosz left key players like Marcus Mariota and his corresponding 20 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 3-5, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 3-5.

Coming up in week 9, Greasy Weasels are at the 6-2 Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 23.2-point favorite, while Z-Squad are at the 5-3 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 24.6-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:

Greasy Weasels 72 Z-Squad 69
Grid Iron Bullies 83 The Wondrful Gazonks 68
The Undergarments 86 Squishy Fuzz 74
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 57 October Hunters 51
The Slim Shaggys 83 Bad Attitudes 102
Vinny’s Gang 80 Twee Twerps 96
Elvis Impersonators 67 The Hellfish 121