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Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week

October Hunters (103) at Vinny’s Gang (102)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 17, 2018) In a week 2 UFFLE showdown, October Hunters squeaked by a tough Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 103 to 102, silencing a partisan crowd of 67,459.

October Hunters were led to their 1 point victory by a 34 point effort from Kirk Cousins, who tore apart the Green Bay Packers defense for 425 passing yards and 4 passing TDs in addition to 5 rushing yards. With this performance, Cousins was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 2. They also got help from a 21 point effort from Matt Breida, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 138 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 21 receiving yards.

“I’m in a state of shock,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 25 point effort from Deshaun Watson, who beat the Tennessee Titans defense for 310 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 44 rushing yards. They also got help from a 23 point effort from Melvin Gordon, who snuck past the Buffalo Bills defense for 28 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 38 receiving yards.

“We don’t care about moral victories,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Compounding the issue, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 119 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Ryan Fitzpatrick and his corresponding 32 points on the bench.

Vinny’s Gang drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 9 out of 11 other potential opponents in week 2.

This brings the record for October Hunters to 2-0, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 1-1.

Coming up in week 3, the 0-2 The Undergarments are at October Hunters, where October Hunters are an early 13-point favorite, while the 0-2 Grid Iron Bullies are at Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 42-point favorite.

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Greasy Weasels 83 Bad Attitudes 94
Twee Twerps 88 Squishy Fuzz 67
The Hellfish 83 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 72
The Slim Shaggys 72 The Undergarments 64
October Hunters 103 Vinny’s Gang 102
Grid Iron Bullies 51 Elvis Impersonators 126
Z-Squad 107 Average 86

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Vinny’s Gang (121) at The Slim Shaggys (117)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 11, 2018) In a week 1 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, Vinny’s Gang squeaked by a tough The Slim Shaggys team by a score of 121 to 117, behind the support of 74,715 faithful fans.

Vinny’s Gang were led to their 4 point victory by a 34 point effort from Tyreek Hill, who beat the Los Angeles Chargers defense for 169 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs in addition to 4 rushing yards. With this performance, Hill was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 1. They also got help from a 33 point effort from Alvin Kamara, who snuck past the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 29 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 112 receiving yards.

“This team always seems to find a way to win,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

The Slim Shaggys were helped out in a losing cause by a 31 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 439 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. With this performance, Brees was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 1. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Mike Evans, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 147 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We got a wake-up call,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Compounding the issue, The Slim Shaggys could have scored 132 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mark Olson left key players like Randall Cobb and his corresponding 20 points on the bench.

The Slim Shaggys drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 10 out of 11 other potential opponents in week 1.

This brings the record for Vinny’s Gang to 1-0, and drops The Slim Shaggys to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, The Slim Shaggys are at the 0-1 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 37.0-point underdog, while the 1-0 October Hunters are at Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 34-point favorite.

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Greasy Weasels 78 Z-Squad 82
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 72 Grid Iron Bullies 59
Bad Attitudes 73 October Hunters 87
The Undergarments 80 Elvis Impersonators 121
The Slim Shaggys 117 Vinny’s Gang 121
The Hellfish 95 Twee Twerps 87
Squishy Fuzz 88 Average 89

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The Undergarments (66) at October Hunters (62)

MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 4, 2017) In a week 13 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, The Undergarments squeaked by a tough October Hunters team by a score of 66 to 62, silencing a partisan crowd of 72,490 at The Hunting Grounds.

The Undergarments were led to their 4 point victory by a 17 point effort from Jared Goff, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 220 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 2 rushing yards. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Greg Zuerlein, who beat the Arizona Cardinals defense for 4 field goals made and 2 extra points.

“This was a confidence booster,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

October Hunters were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from Kirk Cousins, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 251 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 6 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Evan Engram, who got by the Oakland Raiders defense for 99 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“They wanted it more than we did,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.

Adding salt to the wound, October Hunters could have scored 79 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Orion Bell left key players like Josh McCown and his corresponding 32 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 7-6, and drops October Hunters to a record of 4-9.

Coming up in week 14, The Undergarments are at the 9-4 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 6.8-point underdog.

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The Slim Shaggys 60 Grid Iron Bullies 99
The Hellfish 66 Squishy Fuzz 77
Greasy Weasels 103 Twee Twerps 65
Z-Squad 68 Elvis Impersonators 90
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 77 Vinny’s Gang 127
Bad Attitudes 70 The Wondrful Gazonks 61
The Undergarments 66 October Hunters 62

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The Wondrful Gazonks (95) at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (99)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 27, 2017) In a week 12 UFFLE battle, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts squeaked by a tough The Wondrful Gazonks team by a score of 99 to 95, extending the winning streak for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 6 games.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were led to their 4 point victory by a 23 point effort from Keenan Allen, who beat the Dallas Cowboys defense for 172 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Allen was the number 4 ranked wide receiver for week 12. They also got help from a 22 point effort from Carson Wentz, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 227 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 29 rushing yards.

“We finally got the monkey off our backs,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

The Wondrful Gazonks were helped out in a losing cause by a 38 point effort from Julio Jones, who tore apart the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 253 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs in addition to 15 rushing yards. With this performance, Jones was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. They also got help from a 25 point effort from Russell Wilson, who got by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 228 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 25 rushing yards.

“Give them all the credit,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

Compounding the issue, The Wondrful Gazonks could have scored 103 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Josh Vadnais left key players like Mohamed Sanu and his corresponding 11 points on the bench.

The Wondrful Gazonks drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 12.

This brings the record for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 7-5, and drops The Wondrful Gazonks to a record of 3-9.

Coming up in week 13, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at the 8-4 Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 11-point favorite, while the 5-7 Bad Attitudes are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 8.6-point underdog.

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Elvis Impersonators 81 Greasy Weasels 66
The Hellfish 80 The Undergarments 74
Twee Twerps 62 The Slim Shaggys 69
The Wondrful Gazonks 95 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 99
Z-Squad 63 Bad Attitudes 53
October Hunters 46 Vinny’s Gang 90
Grid Iron Bullies 48 Squishy Fuzz 100

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The Undergarments (67.15) at The Wondrful Gazonks (67.3)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 20, 2017) In a week 11 UFFLE battle, The Wondrful Gazonks beat a strong The Undergarments team by a score of 67.3 to 67.15, behind the support of 66,311 faithful fans.

The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 0.15 point victory by a 34.5 point effort from Russell Wilson, who got by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 258 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 86 rushing yards. With this performance, Wilson was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. They also got help from a 8.1 point effort from Josh Doctson, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 81 receiving yards.

“We played our hearts out,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

The Undergarments were helped out in a losing cause by a 20.9 point effort from Brandin Cooks, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 149 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Cooks was the number 4 ranked wide receiver for week 11. They also got help from a 18.3 point effort from Adam Thielen, who beat the Los Angeles Rams defense for 123 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We lost our focus,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 3-8, and drops The Undergarments to a record of 6-5.

Coming up in week 12, the 5-6 The Hellfish are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 25.4-point favorite, while The Wondrful Gazonks are at the 6-5 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 15.6-point favorite.

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Grid Iron Bullies 54 Greasy Weasels 69
The Undergarments 67.15 The Wondrful Gazonks 67.3
Bad Attitudes 101 The Hellfish 55
October Hunters 82 Twee Twerps 66
Squishy Fuzz 121 Elvis Impersonators 57
The Slim Shaggys 48 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 78
Vinny’s Gang 102 Z-Squad 89

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Greasy Weasels (66) at The Slim Shaggys (67)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 13, 2017) In a week 10 UFFLE classic, The Slim Shaggys squeaked by a tough Greasy Weasels team by a score of 67 to 66, extending the losing streak for Greasy Weasels to 3 games.

The Slim Shaggys were led to their 1 point victory by a 33 point effort from Cam Newton, who got by the Miami Dolphins defense for 254 passing yards and 4 passing TDs in addition to 95 rushing yards. With this performance, Newton was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 10. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Theo Riddick, who snuck past the Cleveland Browns defense for 35 rushing yards in addition to 12 receiving yards.

“This team has finally learned how to win,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from A.J. Green, who beat the Tennessee Titans defense for 115 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Green was the number 4 ranked wide receiver for week 10. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Ryan Fitzpatrick, who snuck past the New York Jets defense for 187 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 9 rushing yards.

“They out-hustled us,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Causing further embarrassment, Greasy Weasels could have scored 79 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like Philip Rivers and his corresponding 17 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 5-5, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 6-4.

Coming up in week 11, the 8-2 Grid Iron Bullies are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 1.8-point underdog, while The Slim Shaggys are at the 5-5 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 2.3-point underdog.

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Greasy Weasels 66 The Slim Shaggys 67
Z-Squad 64 The Undergarments 107
Squishy Fuzz 73 October Hunters 82
The Wondrful Gazonks 29 Vinny’s Gang 86
Twee Twerps 78 Grid Iron Bullies 90
The Hellfish 54 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 64
Elvis Impersonators 83 Bad Attitudes 80

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Z-Squad (61) at The Wondrful Gazonks (72)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 6, 2017) In a week 9 UFFLE battle, The Wondrful Gazonks beat a strong Z-Squad team by a score of 72 to 61, extending the losing streak for Z-Squad to 4 games.

The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 11 point victory by a 27 point effort from Russell Wilson, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 297 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 77 rushing yards. With this performance, Wilson was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 9. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Marshawn Lynch, who snuck past the Miami Dolphins defense for 57 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 6 receiving yards.

“This win is for all the fans,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Alshon Jeffery, who got by the Denver Broncos defense for 84 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Jeffery was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 9. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Marcus Mariota, who got by the Baltimore Ravens defense for 218 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 6 rushing yards.

“The ball just didn’t bounce our way,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 2-7, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 3-6.

Coming up in week 10, Z-Squad are at the 5-4 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 4.3-point underdog, while The Wondrful Gazonks are at the 5-4 Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 13.7-point favorite.

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Elvis Impersonators 59 Grid Iron Bullies 80
Squishy Fuzz 75 The Slim Shaggys 60
Z-Squad 61 The Wondrful Gazonks 72
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 79 Greasy Weasels 66
October Hunters 59 The Hellfish 90
Bad Attitudes 63 Twee Twerps 93
The Undergarments 66 Vinny’s Gang 92