Category: Results

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (72) AT Bad Attitudes (75)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 30, 2019) In a week 4 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, Bad Attitudes squeaked by a tough Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 75 to 72, extending the winning streak for Bad Attitudes to 4 games.

Bad Attitudes were led to their 3 point victory by a 35 point effort from Nick Chubb, who beat the Baltimore Ravens defense for 165 rushing yards and 3 rushing TDs in addition to 18 receiving yards. With this performance, Chubb was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 4. In addition, Chubb entered the UFFLE Hall Of Fame with this performance as the 1st-ranked individual weekly player score in league history. They also got help from a 14 point effort from LeSean McCoy, who snuck past the Detroit Lions defense for 56 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 33 receiving yards.

“We made our own breaks,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from Todd Gurley, who snuck past the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 16 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 54 receiving yards. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Cooper Kupp, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 121 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We didn’t maintain the intensity for the entire 60 minutes,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

Causing further embarrassment, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts could have scored 90 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jeremy Griffith left key players like Matt Prater and his corresponding 15 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Bad Attitudes to 4-0, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 1-3.

Coming up in week 5, the 4-0 Greasy Weasels are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 22.8-point underdog, while Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at the 0-4 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 13.2-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Elvis Impersonators 80 The Hellfish 91
Vinny’s Gang 62 October Hunters 48
The Slim Shaggys 89 Squishy Fuzz 51
Greasy Weasels 94 Grid Iron Bullies 57
Z-Squad 85 The Undergarments 69
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 72 Bad Attitudes 75

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Elvis Impersonators (96) AT The Slim Shaggys (88)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 23, 2019) In a week 3 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, Elvis Impersonators squeaked by a tough The Slim Shaggys team by a score of 96 to 88, extending the winning streak for Elvis Impersonators to 3 games.

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 8 point victory by a 24 point effort from Christian McCaffrey, who beat the Arizona Cardinals defense for 153 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 35 receiving yards. With this performance, McCaffrey was the number 4 ranked running back for week 3. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Josh Allen, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 243 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 46 rushing yards.

“We proved we’re the better team,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

The Slim Shaggys were helped out in a losing cause by a 27 point effort from Patrick Mahomes, who tore apart the Baltimore Ravens defense for 374 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 9 rushing yards. With this performance, Mahomes was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 3. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Austin Hooper, who snuck past the Indianapolis Colts defense for 66 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.

“We only have to look in the mirror,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Adding salt to the wound, The Slim Shaggys could have scored 102 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mark Olson left key players like Marvin Jones and his corresponding 16 points on the bench.

The Slim Shaggys drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 8 out of 10 other potential opponents in week 3.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 3-0, and drops The Slim Shaggys to a record of 2-1.

Coming up in week 4, Elvis Impersonators are at the 0-3 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 28.3-point underdog, while The Slim Shaggys are at the 0-3 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 15.9-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Elvis Impersonators 96 The Slim Shaggys 88
Vinny’s Gang 78 Squishy Fuzz 62
The Hellfish 67 October Hunters 93
Greasy Weasels 133 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 84
Z-Squad 72 Bad Attitudes 88
Grid Iron Bullies 73 The Undergarments 57

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Greasy Weasels (115) at Z-Squad (105)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 16, 2019) In a week 2 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, Greasy Weasels squeaked by a tough Z-Squad team by a score of 115 to 105, silencing a partisan crowd of 65,825 at Frozen Tundra.

Greasy Weasels were led to their 10 point victory by a 31 point effort from Lamar Jackson, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 272 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 120 rushing yards. With this performance, Jackson was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 2. They also got help from a 29 point effort from the New England Patriots Defensive Team.

“We were really on our game,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 28 point effort from Dak Prescott, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 269 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 69 rushing yards. With this performance, Prescott was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 2. They also got help from a 22 point effort from Odell Beckham, who beat the New York Jets defense for 161 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“It’s been a great ride,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Adding salt to the wound, Z-Squad could have scored 119 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Michael Grosz left key players like Kenny Golladay and his corresponding 17 points on the bench.

Z-Squad drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 10 out of 10 other potential opponents in week 2.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 2-0, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 0-2.

Coming up in week 3, Greasy Weasels are at the 1-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 54.0-point underdog, while Z-Squad are at the 2-0 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 11.0-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 115 Z-Squad 105
Elvis Impersonators 90 Vinny’s Gang 67
The Slim Shaggys 71 The Hellfish 58
Squishy Fuzz 70 October Hunters 91
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 65 Grid Iron Bullies 50
Bad Attitudes 86 The Undergarments 75

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Grid Iron Bulles (72) at The Slim Shaggys (98)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 10, 2019) In a week 1 UFFLE battle, The Slim Shaggys beat a strong Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 98 to 72, behind the support of 69,703 faithful fans at Shags house of Slam.

The Slim Shaggys were led to their 26 point victory by a 27 point effort from Patrick Mahomes, who tore apart the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 378 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 2 rushing yards. With this performance, Mahomes was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 1. They also got help from a 23 point effort from DeAndre Hopkins, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 111 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.

“It was a workman-like effort,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 24 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the Houston Texans defense for 370 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Delanie Walker, who snuck past the Cleveland Browns defense for 55 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.

“We don’t care about moral victories,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 1-0, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, The Slim Shaggys are at the 0-1 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 35.0-point underdog, while the 0-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 15-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Z-Squad 64 Elvis Impersonators 109
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 57 Vinny’s Gang 102
Grid Iron Bullies 72 The Slim Shaggys 98
Bad Attitudes 98 The Hellfish 63
Greasy Weasels 98 Squishy Fuzz 56
The Undergarments 61 October Hunters 117

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Squishy Fuzz (63) at The Hellfish (78)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 3, 2018) In a week 13 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, The Hellfish beat a strong Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 78 to 63, behind the support of 72,146 faithful fans.

The Hellfish were led to their 15 point victory by a 22 point effort from Carson Wentz, who beat the Washington Redskins defense for 306 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Justin Tucker, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 4 field goals made and 2 extra points.

“We brought our A-game,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 16 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 233 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 20 rushing yards. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Odell Beckham, who snuck past the Chicago Bears defense for 35 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We didn’t get the job done,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Adding salt to the wound, Squishy Fuzz could have scored 96 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Scott Stanina left key players like Marcus Mariota and his corresponding 24 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Hellfish to 8-5, and drops Squishy Fuzz to a record of 2-11.

Coming up in week 14, The Hellfish are at the 10-3 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 29.9-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Vinny’s Gang 54 Greasy Weasels 123
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 71 League Average 75
Grid Iron Bullies 17 The Undergarments 103
Elvis Impersonators 98 October Hunters 62
The Slim Shaggys 71 Z-Squad 58
Twee Twerps 83 Bad Attitudes 100
Squishy Fuzz 63 The Hellfish 78

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Greasy Weasels (108) at Elvis Impersonators (99)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 26, 2018) In a week 12 UFFLE showdown, Greasy Weasels squeaked by a tough Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 108 to 99, silencing a partisan crowd of 66,591 at Graceland.

Greasy Weasels were led to their 9 point victory by a 24 point effort from Cam Newton, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 256 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 63 rushing yards. They also got help from a 16 point effort from the Baltimore Ravens Defensive Team.

“This MVP award belongs to the whole team,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 35 point effort from Christian McCaffrey, who beat the Seattle Seahawks defense for 125 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 112 receiving yards. With this performance, McCaffrey was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. They also got help from a 24 point effort from Lamar Jackson, who snuck past the Oakland Raiders defense for 178 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 71 rushing yards.

“They out-muscled us,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Elvis Impersonators drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 9 out of 11 other potential opponents in week 12.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 7-5, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 9-3.

Coming up in week 13, the 8-4 Vinny’s Gang are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 12.9-point underdog, while Elvis Impersonators are at the 5-7 October Hunters, where October Hunters are an early 1-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 108 Elvis Impersonators 99
Grid Iron Bullies 37 Squishy Fuzz 66
October Hunters 110 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 74
Bad Attitudes 121 The Slim Shaggys 72
Vinny’s Gang 87 Twee Twerps 98
The Hellfish 77 Z-Squad 96
League Average 87 The Undergarments 86

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

The Hellfish (97.8) at October Hunters (96.6)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 19, 2018) In a week 11 UFFLE rivalry, The Hellfish squeaked by a tough October Hunters team by a score of 97.8 to 96.6, extending the winning streak for The Hellfish to 3 games.

The Hellfish were led to their 1.2 point victory by a 27.5 point effort from T.Y. Hilton, who beat the Tennessee Titans defense for 155 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Hilton was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 11. They also got help from a 16.6 point effort from Davante Adams, who beat the Seattle Seahawks defense for 166 receiving yards.

“The important thing is that we won,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

October Hunters were helped out in a losing cause by a 33.2 point effort from Saquon Barkley, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 142 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 10 receiving yards. With this performance, Barkley was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. They also got help from a 20.6 point effort from Kirk Cousins, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 262 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 5 rushing yards.

“You’ve got to hand it to them,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.

Causing further embarrassment, October Hunters could have scored 108 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Orion Bell left key players like Kenny Golladay and his corresponding 17 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Hellfish to 7-4, and drops October Hunters to a record of 4-7.

Coming up in week 12, October Hunters are at the 3-8 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 10.1-point underdog, while The Hellfish are at the 7-3-1 Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 13.2-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
The Undergarments 99 Greasy Weasels 126
League Average 87 Elvis Impersonators 97
Squishy Fuzz 84 Bad Attitudes 92
Twee Twerps 64 Grid Iron Bullies 61
The Hellfish 97.8 October Hunters 96.6
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 52 The Slim Shaggys 59
Z-Squad 97 Vinny’s Gang 102