Category: Week 2

Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (108) at Greasy Weasels (104)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 20, 2010) In a week 2 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts squeaked by a tough Greasy Weasels team by a score of 108 to 104, silencing a partisan crowd of 73,819.

LeSean McCoy

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were led to their 4 point victory by a 30 point effort from LeSean McCoy, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 120 rushing yards and 3 rushing TDs in addition to 8 receiving yards. With this performance, McCoy was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 2. They also got help from a 21 point effort from Peyton Manning, who got by the New York Giants defense for 255 passing yards and 3 passing TDs.

“They gave us a big scare,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 33 point effort from Matt Schaub, who tore apart the Washington Redskins defense for 497 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 2 rushing yards. With this performance, Schaub was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 2. They also got help from a 21 point effort from Andre Johnson, who beat the Washington Redskins defense for 158 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“They own us,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Adding salt to the wound, Greasy Weasels could have scored 117 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like Mike Nugent and his corresponding 16 points on the bench.

Greasy Weasels drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 2.

This brings the record for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 2-0, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 1-1.

Coming up in week 3, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at the 1-1 San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 7.5-point underdog, while the 0-2 The Undergarments are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 36.5-point favorite, while the 1-1 The Hellfish are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 29-point favorite, while the 1-1 Grid Iron Bullies are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 27-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 72 Vinny’s Gang 95
Elvis Impersonators 55 The Hellfish 61
The Wondrful Gazonks 68 The Slim Shaggys 64
Twee Twerps 111 Grid Iron Bullies 53
Z-Squad 101 The Undergarments 64
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 108 Greasy Weasels 104
San Quentin Saints 105 Bad Attitudes 46

Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 28, 2009) In a week 3 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts squeaked by a tough The Wondrful Gazonks team by a score of 95 to 93, behind the support of 73,055 faithful fans.

Peyton Manning

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were led to their 2 point victory by a 30 point effort from Peyton Manning, who tore apart the Arizona Cardinals defense for 379 passing yards and 4 passing tds. With this performance, Manning was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 3. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Brent Celek, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 104 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“I want to thank my Lord and Savior,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

The Wondrful Gazonks were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 276 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 3 rushing yards. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Willis McGahee, who snuck past the Cleveland Browns defense for 67 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds.

“They own us,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

Causing further embarrassment, The Wondrful Gazonks could have scored 101 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Josh Vadnais left key players like Kevin Walter and his corresponding 16 points on the bench.

The Wondrful Gazonks drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 3.

This brings the record for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 2-2, and drops The Wondrful Gazonks to a record of 2-2.

Coming up in week 4, the 3-1 The Slim Shaggys are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 13.5-point favorite, while the 3-1 Z-Squad are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 1.8-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
The Hellfish 74 Elvis Impersonators 97
Greasy Weasels 74 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 95
The Slim Shaggys 61 Squishy Fuzz 28
Vinny’s Gang 80 Grid Iron Bullies 45
Twee Twerps 40 Z-Squad 66
The Wondrful Gazonks 93 The Undergarments 64
San Quentin Saints 71 Bad Attitudes 75
Grid Iron Bullies 45 Elvis Impersonators 97
Greasy Weasels 74 Squishy Fuzz 28
The Slim Shaggys 61 Bad Attitudes 75
Twee Twerps 40 Vinny’s Gang 80
The Hellfish 74 The Undergarments 64
San Quentin Saints 71 Z-Squad 66
The Wondrful Gazonks 93 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 95

Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 21, 2009) In a week 2 UFFLE rivalry, The Hellfish squeaked by a tough Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 80 to 77, silencing a partisan crowd of 74,156.

Philip Rivers

The Hellfish were led to their 3 point victory by a 28 point effort from Philip Rivers, who tore apart the Baltimore Ravens defense for 436 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 10 rushing yards. With this performance, Rivers was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 2. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Reggie Bush, who snuck past the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 33 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 42 receiving yards.

“I’m happy I could make a contribution,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Peyton Manning, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 303 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 3 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Chad Ochocinco, who got by the Green Bay Packers defense for 91 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“It just wasn’t meant to be,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

Adding salt to the wound, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts could have scored 90 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jeremy Griffith left key players like Eli Manning and his corresponding 22 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Hellfish to 1-1, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 0-2.

Coming up in week 3, The Hellfish are at the 1-1 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 12-point favorite, while the 2-0 Greasy Weasels are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 21.5-point underdog, while The Hellfish are at the 1-1 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 6-point favorite, while the 1-1 The Wondrful Gazonks are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 14.5-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Elvis Impersonators 101 Twee Twerps 60
Greasy Weasels 112 The Wondrful Gazonks 93
The Slim Shaggys 86 Vinny’s Gang 65
The Hellfish 80 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 77
Z-Squad 100 Bad Attitudes 74
San Quentin Saints 104 Squishy Fuzz 77
Grid Iron Bullies 71 The Undergarments 86