Category: Week 8

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Squishy Fuzz (103.2) at The Hellfish (103.7)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 28, 2024) In a week 8 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, the 5-3 The Hellfish squeaked by a mediocre 4-4 Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 103.70 to 103.20, behind the support of 69,080 faithful fans.

The Hellfish were led to their 0.50 point victory by a 26.60 point effort from Baker Mayfield, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 330 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 11 rushing yards. With this performance, Mayfield was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 8. They also got help from a 20.00 point effort from Travis Kelce, who got by the Las Vegas Raiders defense for 90 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“This was a good win for us,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 27.60 point effort from Brock Purdy, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 260 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 56 rushing yards. With this performance, Purdy was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 8. They also got help from a 21.40 point effort from Joe Mixon, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 102 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 32 receiving yards.

“They own us,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Causing further embarrassment, Squishy Fuzz could have scored 142.50 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Scott Stanina left key players like Cedric Tillman and his corresponding 25.40 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Hellfish to 5-3, and drops Squishy Fuzz to a record of 4-4.

Coming up in week 9, the 2-6 Bad Attitudes are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 15.8-point favorite, while the 5-3 Elvis Impersonators are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 25.7-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
The Lawn Wranglers 118.00 Bad Attitudes 87.00
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 61.80 Z-Squad 107.65
Squishy Fuzz 103.20 The Hellfish 103.70
October Hunters 130.85 Pickled Harrons 87.90
Elvis Impersonators 89.30 The Slim Shaggys 80.25
Vinny’s Gang 98.45 Greasy Weasels 85.45
Grid Iron Bullies 66.80 The Undergarments 107.70

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

The Lawn Wranglers (90.80) at Greasy Weasels (92.50)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 30, 2023) In a week 8 UFFLE clash, the 6-2 Greasy Weasels squeaked by a mediocre 4-4 The Lawn Wranglers team by a score of 92.50 to 90.80, behind the support of 76,630 faithful fans at The Grease Pit.

Greasy Weasels were led to their 1.70 point victory by a 21.00 point effort from Ja’Marr Chase, who got by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 100 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. They also got help from a 18.70 point effort from Geno Smith, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 254 passing yards and 2 passing TDs.

“You dream about this as a kid,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

The Lawn Wranglers were helped out in a losing cause by a 24.00 point effort from Justin Herbert, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 298 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 1 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15.70 point effort from Sam LaPorta, who snuck past the Las Vegas Raiders defense for 57 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We dug ourselves a deep hole,” The Lawn Wranglers coach Todd Kammeijer said.

Adding salt to the wound, The Lawn Wranglers could have scored 93.90 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Todd Kammeijer left key players like Calvin Ridley and his corresponding 11.30 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 6-2, and drops The Lawn Wranglers to a record of 4-4.

Coming up in week 9, Greasy Weasels are at the 8-0 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 5.9-point underdog, while The Lawn Wranglers are at the 4-4 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 4.3-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
The Lawn Wranglers 90.80 Greasy Weasels 92.50
Vinny’s Gang 128.30 Z-Squad 103.40
The Hellfish 95.50 The Undergarments 116.65
Squishy Fuzz 67.70 The Slim Shaggys 71.20
Elvis Impersonators 80.35 October Hunters 96.80
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 65.25 Pickled Harrons 104.30
Bad Attitudes 107.20 Grid Iron Bullies 86.95

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

The Lawn Wranglers (98.1) at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts(98.7)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 31, 2022) In a week 8 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, the 3-5 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts squeaked by a hapless 1-7 The Lawn Wranglers team by a score of 98.70 to 98.10, who have now lost 7 games in a row.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were led to their 0.60 point victory by a 25.50 point effort from Tyreek Hill, who tore apart the Detroit Lions defense for 188 receiving yards in addition to 7 rushing yards. With this performance, Hill was the number 4 ranked wide receiver for week 8. They also got help from a 22.20 point effort from Lamar Jackson, who got by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 238 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 43 rushing yards.

“We’re going to savor this victory,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

The Lawn Wranglers were helped out in a losing cause by a 25.80 point effort from Kirk Cousins, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 232 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 22 rushing yards. They also got help from a 22.60 point effort from Dalvin Cook, who beat the Arizona Cardinals defense for 111 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 30 receiving yards.

“We weren’t mentally prepared,” The Lawn Wranglers coach Todd Kammeijer said.

Adding salt to the wound, The Lawn Wranglers could have scored 108.15 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Todd Kammeijer left key players like Marcus Mariota and his corresponding 25.95 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 3-5, and drops The Lawn Wranglers to a record of 1-7.

Coming up in week 9, the 5-3 Z-Squad are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 12.3-point favorite, while The Lawn Wranglers are at the 7-1 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 10.5-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 99.95 Squishy Fuzz 61.95
Vinny’s Gang 108.90 October Hunters 75.85
Pickled Harrons 53.00 The Hellfish 74.40
The Lawn Wranglers 98.10 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 98.70
The Undergarments 120.70 Elvis Impersonators 92.65
Bad Attitudes 140.35 The Slim Shaggys 107.15
Z-Squad 131.60 Grid Iron Bullies 74.70

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Vinny’s Gang(89.3) at Bad Attitudes (80.9)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 1, 2021) In a week 8 UFFLE intra-divisional contest, the 6-2 Vinny’s Gang beat a mediocre 3-5 Bad Attitudes team by a score of 89.30 to 80.90, silencing a partisan crowd of 66,645.

Vinny’s Gang were led to their 8.40 point victory by a 21.80 point effort from Darrell Henderson, who got by the Houston Texans defense for 90 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 3 receiving yards. With this performance, Henderson was the number 3 ranked running back for week 8. They also got help from a 18.30 point effort from Daniel Jones, who got by the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 222 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 12 rushing yards.

“We’ll use this win as a stepping stone to the next level,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 20.50 point effort from Aaron Jones, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for 59 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 51 receiving yards. With this performance, Jones was the number 5 ranked running back for week 8. They also got help from a 12.80 point effort from Diontae Johnson, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 98 receiving yards.

“Our defense didn’t show up today,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Compounding the issue, Bad Attitudes could have scored 107.80 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Steve Spickenreuther left key players like Jimmy Garoppolo and his corresponding 29.50 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Vinny’s Gang to 6-2, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 3-5.

Coming up in week 9, the 1-7 The Hellfish are at Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 1.6-point favorite, while Bad Attitudes are at the 4-4 The Lawn Wranglers, where The Lawn Wranglers are an early 3.0-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 116.00 The Lawn Wranglers 66.55
Squishy Fuzz 117.85 Z-Squad 46.80
Pickled Harrons 76.65 The Undergarments 90.35
Vinny’s Gang 89.30 Bad Attitudes 80.90
The Slim Shaggys 69.90 Grid Iron Bullies 91.65
Elvis Impersonators 88.35 October Hunters 76.85
Greasy Weasels 106.65 The Hellfish 37.35

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

The Undergarments (62) at Bad Attitudes (47)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 2, 2020) In a week 8 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, the 6-2 The Undergarments destroyed a mediocre 3-5 Bad Attitudes team by a score of 62 to 47, silencing a partisan crowd of 76,800.

The Undergarments were helped out by a 23 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the Minnesota Vikings defense for 291 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 9 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 8. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Mike Williams, who got by the Denver Broncos defense for 99 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 1 rushing yards.

“It’s tough to win in a hostile environment,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out by a 19 point effort from Tom Brady, who got by the New York Giants defense for 279 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Julio Jones, who beat the Carolina Panthers defense for 137 receiving yards.

“We beat ourselves,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

The Undergarments took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 8 out of 10 other potential opponents in week 8.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 6-2, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 3-5.

Coming up in week 9, Bad Attitudes are at the 3-5 Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 12.0-point underdog, while The Undergarments are at the 2-6 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 10.0-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Z-Squad 72 Greasy Weasels 94
Vinny’s Gang 82 Pickled Harrons 109
The Hellfish 79 The Slim Shaggys 96
October Hunters 47 Squishy Fuzz 65
Grid Iron Bullies 56 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 77
The Undergarments 62 Bad Attitudes 47

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

October Hunters (91) AT Squishy Fuzz (94)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 28, 2019) In a week 8 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, Squishy Fuzz squeaked by a tough October Hunters team by a score of 94 to 91, behind the support of 71,056 faithful fans.

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 3 point victory by a 33 point effort from Aaron Jones, who snuck past the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 67 rushing yards in addition to 159 receiving yards. With this performance, Jones was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 8. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Andy Dalton, who beat the Los Angeles Rams defense for 329 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 4 rushing yards.

“We sent a message here today,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

October Hunters were helped out in a losing cause by a 26 point effort from Matthew Stafford, who beat the New York Giants defense for 342 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. With this performance, Stafford was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 8. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Saquon Barkley, who snuck past the Detroit Lions defense for 64 rushing yards in addition to 79 receiving yards.

“There were too many defensive lapses,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.

Causing further embarrassment, October Hunters could have scored 100 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Orion Bell left key players like Evan Engram and his corresponding 10 points on the bench.

October Hunters drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 8 out of 10 other potential opponents in week 8.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 1-7, and drops October Hunters to a record of 4-4.

Coming up in week 9, Squishy Fuzz are at the 6-2 Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 3.8-point underdog, while October Hunters are at the 3-5 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 20.8-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Z-Squad 86 Greasy Weasels 104
Vinny’s Gang 64 Elvis Impersonators 119
The Hellfish 47 The Slim Shaggys 75
October Hunters 91 Squishy Fuzz 94
Grid Iron Bullies 50 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 79
The Undergarments 67 Bad Attitudes 68

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

The Undergarments (77) at Vinny’s Gang (99)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 29, 2018) In a week 8 UFFLE rivalry, Vinny’s Gang beat a strong The Undergarments team by a score of 99 to 77, behind the support of 72,795 faithful fans.

Vinny’s Gang were led to their 22 point victory by a 27 point effort from Deshaun Watson, who got by the Miami Dolphins defense for 239 passing yards and 5 passing TDs in addition to 14 rushing yards. With this performance, Watson was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 8. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Alvin Kamara, who snuck past the Minnesota Vikings defense for 45 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 31 receiving yards.

“We were really on our game,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

The Undergarments were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Tarik Cohen, who snuck past the New York Jets defense for 40 rushing yards in addition to 70 receiving yards. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Jameis Winston, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 276 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 18 rushing yards.

“We beat ourselves,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

This brings the record for Vinny’s Gang to 5-3, and drops The Undergarments to a record of 3-4-1.

Coming up in week 9, The Undergarments are at the 2-6 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 12.0-point underdog, while Vinny’s Gang are at the 3-5 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 15.9-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
The Hellfish 60 Greasy Weasels 119
Z-Squad 94 Grid Iron Bullies 37
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 96 Bad Attitudes 68
October Hunters 76 The Slim Shaggys 105
The Undergarments 77 Vinny’s Gang 99
Elvis Impersonators 114 Squishy Fuzz 91
League Average 86 Twee Twerps 80

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week

The Slim Shaggys (58) at The Wondrful Gazonks (60)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 30, 2017) In a week 8 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, The Wondrful Gazonks squeaked by a tough The Slim Shaggys team by a score of 60 to 58, behind the support of 67,032 faithful fans.

The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 2 point victory by a 37 point effort from Russell Wilson, who tore apart the Houston Texans defense for 452 passing yards and 4 passing TDs in addition to 30 rushing yards. With this performance, Wilson was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 8. They also got help from a 7 point effort from Julio Jones, who snuck past the New York Jets defense for 74 receiving yards.

“This team shows a lot of heart,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

The Slim Shaggys were helped out in a losing cause by a 14 point effort from Cam Newton, who snuck past the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 154 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 44 rushing yards. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Rob Gronkowski, who snuck past the Los Angeles Chargers defense for 57 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“There were too many defensive lapses,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Compounding the issue, The Slim Shaggys could have scored 70 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mark Olson left key players like Jeremy Maclin and his corresponding 11 points on the bench.

The Wondrful Gazonks took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 8.

This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 1-7, and drops The Slim Shaggys to a record of 4-4.

Coming up in week 9, the 4-4 Squishy Fuzz are at The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 18.3-point underdog, while the 3-5 Z-Squad are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 1.9-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:

Vinny’s Gang 85 The Hellfish 78
The Slim Shaggys 58 The Wondrful Gazonks 60
Twee Twerps 64 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 84
Squishy Fuzz 111 Z-Squad 73
Greasy Weasels 65 The Undergarments 77
October Hunters 43 Elvis Impersonators 116
Grid Iron Bullies 43 Bad Attitudes 98

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week

Greasy Weasels (72) at Z-Squad (69)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 31, 2016) In a week 8 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Greasy Weasels squeaked by a tough Z-Squad team by a score of 72 to 69, silencing a partisan crowd of 65,577 at Frozen Tundra.

Carson Palmer

Greasy Weasels were led to their 3 point victory by a 27 point effort from Carson Palmer, who tore apart the Carolina Panthers defense for 363 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Jordan Matthews, who snuck past the Dallas Cowboys defense for 65 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We managed to eke out a win,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 16 point effort from Travis Kelce, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 101 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Kelce was the number 3 ranked tight end for week 8. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Cam Newton, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 212 passing yards in addition to 43 rushing yards.

“They out-coached us,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Adding salt to the wound, Z-Squad could have scored 94 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Michael Grosz left key players like Marcus Mariota and his corresponding 20 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 3-5, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 3-5.

Coming up in week 9, Greasy Weasels are at the 6-2 Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 23.2-point favorite, while Z-Squad are at the 5-3 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 24.6-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:

Greasy Weasels 72 Z-Squad 69
Grid Iron Bullies 83 The Wondrful Gazonks 68
The Undergarments 86 Squishy Fuzz 74
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 57 October Hunters 51
The Slim Shaggys 83 Bad Attitudes 102
Vinny’s Gang 80 Twee Twerps 96
Elvis Impersonators 67 The Hellfish 121

Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week

Greasy Weasels (90) at The Undergarments (94)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 2, 2015) In a week 8 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, The Undergarments squeaked by a tough Greasy Weasels team by a score of 94 to 90, extending the winning streak for The Undergarments to 8 games.

Matt Ryan

The Undergarments were led to their 4 point victory by a 25 point effort from Matt Ryan, who tore apart the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 397 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 2 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from DeAndre Hopkins, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 94 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“This team shows a lot of poise,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 29 point effort from Tom Brady, who tore apart the Miami Dolphins defense for 356 passing yards and 4 passing TDs in addition to 1 rushing yards. With this performance, Brady was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 8. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Rob Gronkowski, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 113 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We can still hold our heads high,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Causing further embarrassment, Greasy Weasels could have scored 116 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like Eli Manning and his corresponding 35 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 8-0, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 5-3.

Coming up in week 9, the 2-6 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 43.6-point favorite, while The Undergarments are at the 5-3 Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 7.9-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Vinny’s Gang 100 The Hellfish 38
The Slim Shaggys 48 The Wondrful Gazonks 69
Twee Twerps 62 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 73
Squishy Fuzz 99 Z-Squad 75
Greasy Weasels 90 The Undergarments 94
October Hunters 95 Elvis Impersonators 88
Grid Iron Bullies 87 Bad Attitudes 99