Squishy Fuzz will be keeping Drew Brees (2nd Round Pick) and Calvin Johnson (3rd Round Pick).
Squishy Fuzz (67) at Elvis Impersonators (85)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 22, 2008) In a week 16 UFFLE showdown, Elvis Impersonators beat a strong Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 85 to 67, silencing a partisan crowd of 70,864.
Elvis Impersonators were led to their 18 point victory by a 16 point effort from Larry Fitzgerald, who beat the New England Patriots defense for 101 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. With this performance, Fitzgerald was the number 4 ranked wide receiver for week 16. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Rian Lindell, who snuck past the Denver Broncos defense for 3 field goals made and 3 extra points.
“This team has finally learned how to win,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.
Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 23 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the Detroit Lions defense for 351 passing yards and 2 passing tds. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Vincent Jackson, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 111 receiving yards.
“We’ll just have to put this loss behind us,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.
This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 11-4-1, and drops Squishy Fuzz to a record of 12-3-1.
Squishy Fuzz (88) at San Quentin Saints (78)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 15, 2008) In a week 15 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, Squishy Fuzz beat a strong San Quentin Saints team by a score of 88 to 78, silencing a partisan crowd of 66,859.
Squishy Fuzz were led to their 10 point victory by a 17 point effort from Drew Brees, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 232 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 1 rushing yards. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Calvin Johnson, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 110 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.
“I was just doing my job,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.
San Quentin Saints were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Donovan McNabb, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 290 passing yards and 2 passing tds. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Marques Colston, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 84 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.
“They out-hustled us,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.
San Quentin Saints drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 15.
This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 12-3-1, and drops San Quentin Saints to a record of 11-3-2.
Coming up in week 16, Squishy Fuzz are at the 11-4-1 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 3.3-point underdog.
Squishy Fuzz (76) at The Undergarments (86)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 1, 2008) In a week 13 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, The Undergarments beat a strong Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 86 to 76, behind the support of 68,320 faithful fans.
The Undergarments were led to their 10 point victory by a 26 point effort from Tony Romo, who beat the Seattle Seahawks defense for 331 passing yards and 3 passing tds in addition to 14 rushing yards. With this performance, Romo was the number 3 ranked quarterback for week 13. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Ladainian Tomlinson, who snuck past the Atlanta Falcons defense for 24 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 42 receiving yards.
“This win is for all the fans,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.
Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Drew Brees, who got by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 296 passing yards and 2 passing tds. With this performance, Brees was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 13. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Marshawn Lynch, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 134 rushing yards in addition to 1 receiving yards.
“They out-coached us,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.
This brings the record for The Undergarments to 9-7, and drops Squishy Fuzz to a record of 12-3-1.
The Wondrful Gazonks (89) at Squishy Fuzz (91)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 24, 2008) In a week 12 UFFLE rivalry, Squishy Fuzz squeaked by a tough The Wondrful Gazonks team by a score of 91 to 89, extending the winning streak for Squishy Fuzz to 5 games.
Squishy Fuzz were led to their 2 point victory by a 28 point effort from Drew Brees, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 323 passing yards and 4 passing tds. With this performance, Brees was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 12. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Marshawn Lynch, who got by the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 79 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 25 receiving yards.
“We weren’t going to just lie down,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.
The Wondrful Gazonks were helped out in a losing cause by a 23 point effort from Tyler Thigpen, who got by the Buffalo Bills defense for 240 passing yards and 3 passing tds in addition to 29 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from the Baltimore Ravens Defensive Team.
“Turnovers killed us,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.
Causing further embarrassment, The Wondrful Gazonks could have scored 92 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Josh Vadnais left key players like Sammy Morris and his corresponding 4 points on the bench.
The Wondrful Gazonks drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 12.
This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 12-2-1, and drops The Wondrful Gazonks to a record of 7-7-1.
Coming up in week 13, the 9-4-2 Z-Squad are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 3.5-point underdog, while Squishy Fuzz are at the 8-7 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 12.9-point underdog.
San Quentin Saints (72) at Squishy Fuzz (91)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 24, 2008) In a week 12 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, Squishy Fuzz beat a strong San Quentin Saints team by a score of 91 to 72, extending the winning streak for Squishy Fuzz to 5 games.
Squishy Fuzz were led to their 19 point victory by a 28 point effort from Drew Brees, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 323 passing yards and 4 passing tds. With this performance, Brees was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 12. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Marshawn Lynch, who got by the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 79 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 25 receiving yards.
“We’re going to use this win as a building block,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.
San Quentin Saints were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Thomas Jones, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 96 rushing yards in addition to 21 receiving yards. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Marques Colston, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 70 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.
“We didn’t match their intensity,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.
This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 12-2-1, and drops San Quentin Saints to a record of 10-3-2.
Coming up in week 13, San Quentin Saints are at the 5-10 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 12.3-point underdog, while Squishy Fuzz are at the 8-7 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 12.9-point underdog.
Grid Iron Bullies (53) at Squishy Fuzz (101)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 17, 2008) In a week 11 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, Squishy Fuzz embarrassed a hapless Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 101 to 53, extending the winning streak for Squishy Fuzz to 3 games.
Squishy Fuzz were led to their 48 point victory by a 22 point effort from Marshawn Lynch, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 119 rushing yards in addition to 58 receiving yards. With this performance, Lynch was the number 4 ranked running back for week 11. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Marion Barber, who beat the Washington Redskins defense for 114 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 39 receiving yards.
“We’re happy we could pull this one out at the end,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.
Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Peyton Manning, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 320 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 1 rushing yards. With this performance, Manning was the number 3 ranked quarterback for week 11. They also got help from a 7 point effort from John Kasay, who snuck past the Detroit Lions defense for 1 field goals made and 4 extra points.
“I’m really proud of our guys,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.
This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 10-2-1, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 5-8.
Coming up in week 12, Grid Iron Bullies are at the 3-9-1 Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 1.0-point underdog, while the 6-6-1 The Wondrful Gazonks are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 25.2-point favorite, while Grid Iron Bullies are at the 9-3-1 Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 17.7-point favorite, while the 9-2-2 San Quentin Saints are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 12-point favorite.
Bad Attitudes (57) at Squishy Fuzz (101)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 17, 2008) In a week 11 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Squishy Fuzz embarrassed a hapless Bad Attitudes team by a score of 101 to 57, extending the winning streak for Squishy Fuzz to 3 games.
Squishy Fuzz were led to their 44 point victory by a 22 point effort from Marshawn Lynch, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 119 rushing yards in addition to 58 receiving yards. With this performance, Lynch was the number 4 ranked running back for week 11. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Marion Barber, who beat the Washington Redskins defense for 114 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 39 receiving yards.
“I was just doing my job,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.
Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 13 point effort from Kevin Smith, who beat the Carolina Panthers defense for 112 rushing yards in addition to 23 receiving yards. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Josh Brown, who snuck past the San Francisco 49ers defense for 3 field goals made and 1 extra point.
“He always has his team ready to play,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.
This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 10-2-1, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 2-11.
Coming up in week 12, Bad Attitudes are at the 3-10 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 1.1-point underdog, while the 6-6-1 The Wondrful Gazonks are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 25.2-point favorite, while the 6-4-3 The Slim Shaggys are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 10.0-point underdog, while the 9-2-2 San Quentin Saints are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 12-point favorite.
The Undergarments (79) at Squishy Fuzz (87)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 10, 2008) In a week 10 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, Squishy Fuzz squeaked by a tough The Undergarments team by a score of 87 to 79, behind the support of 68,522 faithful fans.
Squishy Fuzz were led to their 8 point victory by a 28 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the Atlanta Falcons defense for 422 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 10 rushing yards. With this performance, Brees was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 10. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Dustin Keller, who beat the St. Louis Rams defense for 107 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.
“This win was no fluke,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.
The Undergarments were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Brady Quinn, who got by the Denver Broncos defense for 239 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 3 rushing yards. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Jamal Lewis, who snuck past the Denver Broncos defense for 60 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 24 receiving yards.
“We came out flat,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.
Causing further embarrassment, The Undergarments could have scored 94 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Eric Overgaard left key players like Sage Rosenfels and his corresponding 18 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 8-2-1, and drops The Undergarments to a record of 7-4.
Coming up in week 11, the 4-7 Grid Iron Bullies are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 27.2-point favorite, while The Undergarments are at the 7-2-2 San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 6.5-point underdog, while the 2-9 Bad Attitudes are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 24.7-point favorite, while The Undergarments are at the 4-7 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 19.4-point underdog.
Twee Twerps (60) at Squishy Fuzz (60)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 3, 2008) In a week 9 UFFLE rivalry, Squishy Fuzz tied a tough Twee Twerps team by a score of 60 to 60, behind the support of 65,079 faithful fans.
Squishy Fuzz were helped out by a 17 point effort from Trent Edwards, who got by the New York Jets defense for 289 passing yards and 1 passing td. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Calvin Johnson, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 94 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.
Twee Twerps were helped out by a 21 point effort from Jay Cutler, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 307 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 2 rushing yards. With this performance, Cutler was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 9. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Antonio Bryant, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 115 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.
Adding salt to the wound, Twee Twerps could have scored 72 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Bob Filipy left key players like Visanthe Shiancoe and his corresponding 8 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 7-2-1, and drops Twee Twerps to a record of 7-2-1.
Coming up in week 10, Twee Twerps are at the 6-2-2 Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 5.1-point underdog, while the 7-3 The Undergarments are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 7.8-point favorite.
