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San Quentin Saints (80) at The Hellfish (69)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 1, 2008) In a week 13 UFFLE matchup, San Quentin Saints beat a strong The Hellfish team by a score of 80 to 69, silencing a partisan crowd of 68,273.

San Quentin Saints were led to their 11 point victory by a 27 point effort from Thomas Jones, who beat the Denver Broncos defense for 138 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 21 receiving yards. With this performance, Jones was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 13. They also got help from a 27 point effort from Donovan McNabb, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 260 passing yards and 4 passing tds in addition to 24 rushing yards.

“We’re going to use this win as a building block,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Matt Forte, who got by the Minnesota Vikings defense for 96 rushing yards in addition to 29 receiving yards. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Jake Delhomme, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 177 passing yards.

“They outplayed us in every phase of the game,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Compounding the issue, The Hellfish could have scored 92 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Wade Iverson left key players like Terrell Owens and his corresponding 15 points on the bench.

This brings the record for San Quentin Saints to 11-3-2, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 5-11.

Coming up in week 14, the 9-5-2 Z-Squad are at San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 7.1-point favorite.

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Bad Attitudes (67) at The Hellfish (89)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 24, 2008) In a week 12 UFFLE matchup, The Hellfish beat a strong Bad Attitudes team by a score of 89 to 67, extending the losing streak for Bad Attitudes to 7 games.

The Hellfish were led to their 22 point victory by a 26 point effort from Matt Forte, who beat the St. Louis Rams defense for 132 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 14 receiving yards. With this performance, Forte was the number 2 ranked running back for week 12. They also got help from a 24 point effort from Jake Delhomme, who got by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 295 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 18 rushing yards.

“We weren’t going to just lie down,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 30 point effort from Randy Moss, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 125 receiving yards and 3 receiving tds. With this performance, Moss was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. They also got help from a 8 point effort from BenJarvus Green-Ellis, who snuck past the Miami Dolphins defense for 20 rushing yards and 1 rushing td.

“Turnovers killed us,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

This brings the record for The Hellfish to 5-10, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 2-13.

Coming up in week 13, the 10-3-2 San Quentin Saints are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 12.3-point underdog, while the 1-13-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 3.3-point favorite.

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Z-Squad (58) at The Hellfish (89)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 24, 2008) In a week 12 UFFLE rivalry, The Hellfish embarrassed a hapless Z-Squad team by a score of 89 to 58, behind the support of 74,400 faithful fans.

The Hellfish were led to their 31 point victory by a 26 point effort from Matt Forte, who beat the St. Louis Rams defense for 132 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 14 receiving yards. With this performance, Forte was the number 2 ranked running back for week 12. They also got help from a 24 point effort from Jake Delhomme, who got by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 295 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 18 rushing yards.

“This win is for all the fans,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 14 point effort from the Buffalo Bills Defensive Team. With this performance, the Bills was the number 5 ranked defensive team for week 12. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Jeff Garcia, who snuck past the Detroit Lions defense for 165 passing yards and 2 passing tds.

“There were too many defensive lapses,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Adding salt to the wound, Z-Squad could have scored 100 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Michael Grosz left key players like Lance Moore and his corresponding 23 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Hellfish to 5-10, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 9-4-2.

Coming up in week 13, the 10-3-2 San Quentin Saints are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 12.3-point underdog, while Z-Squad are at the 7-7-1 The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 3.5-point underdog.

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Greasy Weasels (58) at The Hellfish (53)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 17, 2008) In a week 11 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, Greasy Weasels squeaked by a tough The Hellfish team by a score of 58 to 53, silencing a partisan crowd of 66,413.

Greasy Weasels were led to their 5 point victory by a 12 point effort from Greg Jennings, who snuck past the Chicago Bears defense for 64 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. They also got help from a 8 point effort from Chris Johnson, who snuck past the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 64 rushing yards in addition to 24 receiving yards.

“It wasn’t pretty but we’ll take it,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 13 point effort from Stephen Gostkowski, who snuck past the New York Jets defense for 3 field goals made and 2 extra points. With this performance, Gostkowski was the number 6 ranked place kicker for week 11. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Matt Forte, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 64 rushing yards in addition to 40 receiving yards.

“Give them all the credit,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Causing further embarrassment, The Hellfish could have scored 87 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Wade Iverson left key players like Matt Cassel and his corresponding 36 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 6-7, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 3-10.

Coming up in week 12, the 6-4-3 The Slim Shaggys are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 8.3-point favorite, while the 2-11 Bad Attitudes are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 1.1-point underdog, while the 3-9-1 Vinny’s Gang are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 22-point favorite, while the 9-2-2 Z-Squad are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 12.3-point underdog.

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The Slim Shaggys (86) at The Hellfish (53)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 17, 2008) In a week 11 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, The Slim Shaggys embarrassed a hapless The Hellfish team by a score of 86 to 53, extending the winning streak for The Slim Shaggys to 3 games.

The Slim Shaggys were led to their 33 point victory by a 24 point effort from DeAngelo Williams, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 120 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds. With this performance, Williams was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Maurice Jones-Drew, who snuck past the Tennessee Titans defense for 66 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 27 receiving yards.

“Our fans were the 12th man today,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 13 point effort from Stephen Gostkowski, who snuck past the New York Jets defense for 3 field goals made and 2 extra points. With this performance, Gostkowski was the number 6 ranked place kicker for week 11. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Matt Forte, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 64 rushing yards in addition to 40 receiving yards.

“They outplayed us in every phase of the game,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Adding salt to the wound, The Hellfish could have scored 87 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Wade Iverson left key players like Matt Cassel and his corresponding 36 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 6-4-3, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 3-10.

Coming up in week 12, The Slim Shaggys are at the 6-7 Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 8.3-point favorite, while the 2-11 Bad Attitudes are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 1.1-point underdog, while The Slim Shaggys are at the 2-11 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 10.0-point underdog, while the 9-2-2 Z-Squad are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 12.3-point underdog.

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Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (65) at The Hellfish (73)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 10, 2008) In a week 10 UFFLE showdown, The Hellfish beat a strong Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 73 to 65, extending the losing streak for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 5 games.

The Hellfish were led to their 8 point victory by a 18 point effort from Matt Forte, who snuck past the Tennessee Titans defense for 72 rushing yards in addition to 54 receiving yards. They also got help from a 13 point effort from the New York Jets Defensive Team.

“This team shows a lot of pride,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 16 point effort from Joe Flacco, who snuck past the Houston Texans defense for 185 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 8 rushing yards. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Chester Taylor, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 29 rushing yards in addition to 84 receiving yards.

“I tip my hat to them,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

Causing further embarrassment, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts could have scored 84 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Jeremy Griffith left key players like Todd Heap and his corresponding 17 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Hellfish to 3-8, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 1-9-1.

Coming up in week 11, the 5-6 Greasy Weasels are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 22.0-point underdog, while the 4-4-3 The Slim Shaggys are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 11.0-point underdog, while the 4-4-3 The Slim Shaggys are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 7.1-point underdog, while Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at the 7-2-2 San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 14.8-point favorite.

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Vinny’s Gang (65) at The Hellfish (47)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 3, 2008) In a week 9 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Vinny’s Gang beat a strong The Hellfish team by a score of 65 to 47, extending the losing streak for The Hellfish to 5 games.

Vinny’s Gang were led to their 18 point victory by a 19 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 139 rushing yards and 1 rushing td. With this performance, Peterson was the number 2 ranked running back for week 9. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Chad Pennington, who got by the Denver Broncos defense for 281 passing yards.

“We came to play,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 14 point effort from the New York Jets Defensive Team. With this performance, the Jets was the number 1 ranked defensive team for week 9. They also got help from a 9 point effort from Kevin Boss, who snuck past the Dallas Cowboys defense for 30 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“It just wasn’t meant to be,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Compounding the issue, The Hellfish could have scored 89 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Wade Iverson left key players like Donald Driver and his corresponding 19 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Vinny’s Gang to 3-6-1, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 2-8.

Coming up in week 10, Vinny’s Gang are at the 3-4-3 The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 7.5-point favorite, while the 1-8-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 3.5-point favorite.

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The Hellfish (52) at Elvis Impersonators (70)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 27, 2008) In a week 8 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Elvis Impersonators beat a strong The Hellfish team by a score of 70 to 52, extending the losing streak for The Hellfish to 4 games.

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 18 point victory by a 25 point effort from Kurt Warner, who tore apart the Carolina Panthers defense for 381 passing yards and 2 passing tds. With this performance, Warner was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 8. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Steve Slaton, who snuck past the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 53 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 13 receiving yards.

“The important thing is that we won,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from Jake Delhomme, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 248 passing yards and 2 passing tds. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Stephen Gostkowski, who snuck past the St. Louis Rams defense for 3 field goals made and 2 extra points.

“They caught us on an off night,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 6-3, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 2-7.

Coming up in week 9, Elvis Impersonators are at the 7-2 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 3.2-point favorite, while the 2-6-1 Vinny’s Gang are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 3.6-point favorite.

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Grid Iron Bullies (54) at The Hellfish (49)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 20, 2008) In a week 7 UFFLE matchup, Grid Iron Bullies squeaked by a tough The Hellfish team by a score of 54 to 49, extending the losing streak for The Hellfish to 3 games.

Grid Iron Bullies were led to their 5 point victory by a 13 point effort from John Kasay, who snuck past the New Orleans Saints defense for 3 field goals made and 3 extra points. With this performance, Kasay was the number 2 ranked place kicker for week 7. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Peyton Manning, who got by the Green Bay Packers defense for 229 passing yards.

“We sent a message here today,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 15 point effort from Jake Delhomme, who snuck past the New Orleans Saints defense for 195 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 8 rushing yards. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Matt Forte, who snuck past the Minnesota Vikings defense for 56 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 17 receiving yards.

“They own us,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Adding salt to the wound, The Hellfish could have scored 55 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Wade Iverson left key players like Matt Cassel and his corresponding 18 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Grid Iron Bullies to 3-5, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 2-6.

Coming up in week 8, The Hellfish are at the 5-3 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 18.8-point favorite, while the 1-6-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 0.6-point underdog.

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The Hellfish (54) at Elvis Impersonators (74)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 13, 2008) In a week 6 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Elvis Impersonators beat a strong The Hellfish team by a score of 74 to 54, extending the winning streak for Elvis Impersonators to 5 games.

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 20 point victory by a 17 point effort from Kurt Warner, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 236 passing yards and 2 passing tds. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Ronnie Brown, who snuck past the Houston Texans defense for 50 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 43 receiving yards.

“Our fans were the 12th man today,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 16 point effort from Matt Forte, who got by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 76 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 34 receiving yards. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Jake Delhomme, who got by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 242 passing yards.

“They out-hustled us,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 5-2, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 2-5.

Coming up in week 7, Elvis Impersonators are at the 2-4-1 The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 17.3-point underdog, while the 2-5 Grid Iron Bullies are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 6.6-point favorite.

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