Twee Twerps will be keeping Steven Jackson (1st Round Pick), Steve Smith CAR (2nd Round Pick), Antonio Bryant (8th Round Pick).
Elvis Impersonators (74) at Twee Twerps (68)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 15, 2008) In a week 15 UFFLE showdown, Elvis Impersonators squeaked by a tough Twee Twerps team by a score of 74 to 68, silencing a partisan crowd of 71,597.
Elvis Impersonators were led to their 6 point victory by a 24 point effort from Michael Turner, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 152 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 30 receiving yards. With this performance, Turner was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 15. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Kurt Warner, who got by the Minnesota Vikings defense for 270 passing yards and 1 passing td.
“We’re going to use this win as a building block,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.
Twee Twerps were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Steve Smith, who beat the Denver Broncos defense for 165 receiving yards and 1 receiving td in addition to 9 rushing yards. With this performance, Smith was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 15. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Steven Jackson, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 91 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 36 receiving yards.
“Turnovers killed us,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.
Causing further embarrassment, Twee Twerps could have scored 97 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Bob Filipy left key players like Antonio Bryant and his corresponding 16 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 11-4-1, and drops Twee Twerps to a record of 10-5-1.
Coming up in week 16, the 12-3-1 Squishy Fuzz are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 3.3-point underdog.
The Slim Shaggys (92) at Twee Twerps (97)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 8, 2008) In a week 14 UFFLE showdown, Twee Twerps squeaked by a tough The Slim Shaggys team by a score of 97 to 92, silencing a partisan crowd of 72,221.
Twee Twerps were led to their 5 point victory by a 21 point effort from Jay Cutler, who got by the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 286 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 16 rushing yards. With this performance, Cutler was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 14. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Steve Smith, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 117 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.
“This was a confidence booster,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.
The Slim Shaggys were helped out in a losing cause by a 30 point effort from DeAngelo Williams, who tore apart the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 186 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 6 receiving yards. With this performance, Williams was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 14. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Maurice Jones-Drew, who snuck past the Chicago Bears defense for 55 rushing yards in addition to 47 receiving yards.
“We got a wake-up call,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.
Adding salt to the wound, The Slim Shaggys could have scored 101 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Mark Olson left key players like the Indianapolis Colts Defensive Team and his corresponding 15 points on the bench.
The Slim Shaggys drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 14.
This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 10-5-1, and drops The Slim Shaggys to a record of 8-5-3.
Coming up in week 15, the 11-4-1 Elvis Impersonators are at Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 8.9-point underdog.
Vinny’s Gang (86) at Twee Twerps (73)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 1, 2008) In a week 13 UFFLE classic, Vinny’s Gang beat a strong Twee Twerps team by a score of 86 to 73, silencing a partisan crowd of 73,209.
Vinny’s Gang were led to their 13 point victory by a 26 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the Carolina Panthers defense for 298 passing yards and 3 passing tds in addition to 26 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 2 ranked quarterback for week 13. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who beat the Chicago Bears defense for 131 rushing yards and 1 rushing td.
“This win is for all the fans,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.
Twee Twerps were helped out in a losing cause by a 23 point effort from Jay Cutler, who tore apart the New York Jets defense for 357 passing yards and 2 passing tds. With this performance, Cutler was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 13. They also got help from a 13 point effort from the Tennessee Titans Defensive Team.
“We weren’t mentally prepared,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.
Compounding the issue, Twee Twerps could have scored 94 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Bob Filipy left key players like Antonio Bryant and his corresponding 13 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Vinny’s Gang to 5-10-1, and drops Twee Twerps to a record of 10-5-1.
Coming up in week 14, the 8-5-3 The Slim Shaggys are at Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 1.9-point favorite.
San Quentin Saints (72) at Twee Twerps (70)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 24, 2008) In a week 12 UFFLE rivalry, San Quentin Saints squeaked by a tough Twee Twerps team by a score of 72 to 70, silencing a partisan crowd of 72,355.
San Quentin Saints were led to their 2 point victory by a 17 point effort from Thomas Jones, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 96 rushing yards in addition to 21 receiving yards. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Marques Colston, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 70 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.
“Our fans were the 12th man today,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.
Twee Twerps were helped out in a losing cause by a 16 point effort from Steve Smith, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 168 receiving yards. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Ryan Longwell, who snuck past the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 3 field goals made and 3 extra points.
“There were too many defensive lapses,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.
Compounding the issue, Twee Twerps could have scored 97 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Bob Filipy left key players like Leon Washington and his corresponding 20 points on the bench.
This brings the record for San Quentin Saints to 10-3-2, and drops Twee Twerps to a record of 10-4-1.
Coming up in week 13, the 4-10-1 Vinny’s Gang are at Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 13.7-point favorite, while San Quentin Saints are at the 5-10 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 12.3-point underdog.
Grid Iron Bullies (46) at Twee Twerps (70)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 24, 2008) In a week 12 UFFLE rivalry, Twee Twerps embarrassed a hapless Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 70 to 46, behind the support of 73,263 faithful fans.
Twee Twerps were led to their 24 point victory by a 16 point effort from Steve Smith, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 168 receiving yards. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Ryan Longwell, who snuck past the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 3 field goals made and 3 extra points.
“A win is a win,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.
Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from Peyton Manning, who got by the San Diego Chargers defense for 255 passing yards and 2 passing tds. They also got help from a 9 point effort from Ricky Williams, who snuck past the New England Patriots defense for 21 rushing yards in addition to 19 receiving yards.
“Give them all the credit,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.
Adding salt to the wound, Grid Iron Bullies could have scored 75 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Eric Bell left key players like Kevin Faulk and his corresponding 16 points on the bench.
Twee Twerps took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 9 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 12.
This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 10-4-1, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 5-10.
Coming up in week 13, the 7-5-3 The Slim Shaggys are at Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 15.7-point underdog, while the 4-10-1 Vinny’s Gang are at Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 13.7-point favorite.
Bad Attitudes (57) at Twee Twerps (79)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 17, 2008) In a week 11 UFFLE classic, Twee Twerps beat a strong Bad Attitudes team by a score of 79 to 57, extending the losing streak for Bad Attitudes to 5 games.
Twee Twerps were led to their 22 point victory by a 20 point effort from T.J. Houshmandzadeh, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 149 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. With this performance, Houshmandzadeh was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 11. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Leon Washington, who snuck past the New England Patriots defense for 18 rushing yards in addition to 17 receiving yards.
“We’ve got the greatest fans in the world,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.
Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 13 point effort from Kevin Smith, who beat the Carolina Panthers defense for 112 rushing yards in addition to 23 receiving yards. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Josh Brown, who snuck past the San Francisco 49ers defense for 3 field goals made and 1 extra point.
“They stepped up and made the plays,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.
This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 9-3-1, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 2-11.
Coming up in week 12, Bad Attitudes are at the 3-10 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 1.1-point underdog, while the 9-2-2 San Quentin Saints are at Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 0.7-point underdog, while the 6-4-3 The Slim Shaggys are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 10.0-point underdog, while the 5-8 Grid Iron Bullies are at Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 17.7-point favorite.
The Wondrful Gazonks (56) at Twee Twerps (79)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 17, 2008) In a week 11 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, Twee Twerps beat a strong The Wondrful Gazonks team by a score of 79 to 56, behind the support of 74,181 faithful fans.
Twee Twerps were led to their 23 point victory by a 20 point effort from T.J. Houshmandzadeh, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 149 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. With this performance, Houshmandzadeh was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 11. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Leon Washington, who snuck past the New England Patriots defense for 18 rushing yards in addition to 17 receiving yards.
“It was a hard-fought contest,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.
The Wondrful Gazonks were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Tyler Thigpen, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 235 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 45 rushing yards. With this performance, Thigpen was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 11. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Anquan Boldin, who tore apart the Seattle Seahawks defense for 186 receiving yards in addition to 3 rushing yards.
“Turnovers killed us,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.
This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 9-3-1, and drops The Wondrful Gazonks to a record of 6-6-1.
Coming up in week 12, The Wondrful Gazonks are at the 10-2-1 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 25.2-point favorite, while the 9-2-2 San Quentin Saints are at Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 0.7-point underdog, while The Wondrful Gazonks are at the 7-6 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 11.1-point favorite, while the 5-8 Grid Iron Bullies are at Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 17.7-point favorite.
Twee Twerps (54) at Z-Squad (60)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 10, 2008) In a week 10 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, Z-Squad squeaked by a tough Twee Twerps team by a score of 60 to 54, behind the support of 65,286 faithful fans.
Z-Squad were led to their 6 point victory by a 18 point effort from David Garrard, who got by the Detroit Lions defense for 238 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 10 rushing yards. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Reggie Wayne, who beat the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 114 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.
“This team shows a lot of character,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.
Twee Twerps were helped out in a losing cause by a 33 point effort from Jay Cutler, who tore apart the Cleveland Browns defense for 447 passing yards and 3 passing tds in addition to 29 rushing yards. With this performance, Cutler was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 10. They also got help from a 8 point effort from Ryan Longwell, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 1 field goals made and 3 extra points.
“My hat’s off to them,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.
Compounding the issue, Twee Twerps could have scored 62 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Bob Filipy left key players like Antonio Pittman and his corresponding 5 points on the bench.
Z-Squad took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 10.
This brings the record for Z-Squad to 7-2-2, and drops Twee Twerps to a record of 7-3-1.
Coming up in week 11, Z-Squad are at the 6-4-1 The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 6.5-point underdog, while the 2-9 Bad Attitudes are at Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 13.7-point favorite, while Z-Squad are at the 3-7-1 Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 14.0-point underdog, while the 6-4-1 The Wondrful Gazonks are at Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 10.6-point favorite.
Twee Twerps (60) at Squishy Fuzz (60)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 3, 2008) In a week 9 UFFLE rivalry, Squishy Fuzz tied a tough Twee Twerps team by a score of 60 to 60, behind the support of 65,079 faithful fans.
Squishy Fuzz were helped out by a 17 point effort from Trent Edwards, who got by the New York Jets defense for 289 passing yards and 1 passing td. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Calvin Johnson, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 94 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.
Twee Twerps were helped out by a 21 point effort from Jay Cutler, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 307 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 2 rushing yards. With this performance, Cutler was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 9. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Antonio Bryant, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 115 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.
Adding salt to the wound, Twee Twerps could have scored 72 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Bob Filipy left key players like Visanthe Shiancoe and his corresponding 8 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 7-2-1, and drops Twee Twerps to a record of 7-2-1.
Coming up in week 10, Twee Twerps are at the 6-2-2 Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 5.1-point underdog, while the 7-3 The Undergarments are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 7.8-point favorite.
