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November 30, 2010

Week 12 Recap

Fantasy Recap â€“ Game Of The Week
Grid Iron Bullies (80) at Greasy Weasels (76)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 29, 2010) In a week 12 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Grid Iron Bullies squeaked by a tough Greasy Weasels team by a score of 80 to 76, behind the support of 70,153 faithful fans.

Wes Welker

Grid Iron Bullies were led to their 4 point victory by a 21 point effort from Wes Welker, who got by the Detroit Lions defense for 90 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Welker was the number 5 ranked wide receiver for week 12. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Derrick Mason, who got by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 87 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“It feels great to be world champions,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Joe Flacco, who got by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 289 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Jacob Tamme, who snuck past the San Diego Chargers defense for 64 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We weren’t mentally prepared,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Compounding the issue, Greasy Weasels could have scored 91 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like Ricky Williams and his corresponding 15 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Grid Iron Bullies to 6-9, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 9-6.

Coming up in week 13, Grid Iron Bullies are at the 10-5 San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 14.1-point favorite, while the 7-8 The Undergarments are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 9.5-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 50 Twee Twerps 56
Elvis Impersonators 124 The Slim Shaggys 88
Vinny’s Gang 71 Greasy Weasels 76
The Hellfish 66 The Wondrful Gazonks 36
Z-Squad 109 San Quentin Saints 100
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 71 Grid Iron Bullies 80
The Undergarments 75 Bad Attitudes 85
Squishy Fuzz 50 The Slim Shaggys 88
Elvis Impersonators 124 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 71
Vinny’s Gang 71 The Wondrful Gazonks 36
The Hellfish 66 Twee Twerps 56
Z-Squad 109 Bad Attitudes 85
Grid Iron Bullies 80 Greasy Weasels 76
The Undergarments 75 San Quentin Saints 100

December 1, 2009July 20, 2010

Week 12 Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week

Z-Squad (70) at Squishy Fuzz (73)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 30, 2009) In a week 12 UFFLE rivalry, Squishy Fuzz squeaked by a tough Z-Squad team by a score of 73 to 70, extending the losing streak for Z-Squad to 3 games.

Drew Brees

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 3 point victory by a 33 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the New England Patriots defense for 371 passing yards and 5 passing TDs. With this performance, Brees was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. They also got help from a 12 point effort from the Seattle Seahawks Defensive Team.

“It feels great to be world champions,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 16 point effort from David Garrard, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 307 passing yards in addition to 10 rushing yards. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Mason Crosby, who snuck past the Detroit Lions defense for 2 field goals made and 4 extra points.

“It just wasn’t meant to be,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Causing further embarrassment, Z-Squad could have scored 74 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Michael Grosz left key players like Josh Freeman and his corresponding 19 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 5-10, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 8-7.

Coming up in week 13, the 5-10 Twee Twerps are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 18.6-point favorite, while the 5-10 Grid Iron Bullies are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 5.0-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 103 Elvis Impersonators 80
The Slim Shaggys 64 The Hellfish 52
Vinny’s Gang 87 San Quentin Saints 97
Z-Squad 70 Squishy Fuzz 73
Bad Attitudes 58 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 64
Grid Iron Bullies 61 The Wondrful Gazonks 83
Twee Twerps 65 The Undergarments 101
Elvis Impersonators 80 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 64
Greasy Weasels 103 Twee Twerps 65
The Slim Shaggys 64 The Undergarments 101
Vinny’s Gang 87 Squishy Fuzz 73
Grid Iron Bullies 61 The Hellfish 52
Z-Squad 70 The Wondrful Gazonks 83
Bad Attitudes 58 San Quentin Saints 97

November 25, 2008November 25, 2008

Z-Squad (58) at Elvis Impersonators (87)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 24, 2008) In a week 12 UFFLE classic, Elvis Impersonators embarrassed a hapless Z-Squad team by a score of 87 to 58, extending the winning streak for Elvis Impersonators to 4 games.

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 29 point victory by a 35 point effort from Michael Turner, who beat the Carolina Panthers defense for 117 rushing yards and 4 rushing tds. With this performance, Turner was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Kurt Warner, who tore apart the New York Giants defense for 351 passing yards and 1 passing td.

“This team shows a lot of resiliency,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 14 point effort from the Buffalo Bills Defensive Team. With this performance, the Bills was the number 5 ranked defensive team for week 12. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Jeff Garcia, who snuck past the Detroit Lions defense for 165 passing yards and 2 passing tds.

“They out-hustled us,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Causing further embarrassment, Z-Squad could have scored 100 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Michael Grosz left key players like Lance Moore and his corresponding 23 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 11-4, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 9-4-2.

Coming up in week 13, the 8-7 Greasy Weasels are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 5.5-point favorite, while Z-Squad are at the 7-7-1 The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 3.5-point underdog.

November 25, 2008November 25, 2008

The Slim Shaggys (81) at Greasy Weasels (97)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 24, 2008) In a week 12 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, Greasy Weasels beat a strong The Slim Shaggys team by a score of 97 to 81, behind the support of 67,772 faithful fans.

Greasy Weasels were led to their 16 point victory by a 21 point effort from Philip Rivers, who got by the Indianapolis Colts defense for 288 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 15 rushing yards. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Warrick Dunn, who got by the Detroit Lions defense for 90 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 37 receiving yards.

“This MVP award belongs to the whole team,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

The Slim Shaggys were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 243 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 13 rushing yards. They also got help from a 19 point effort from DeAngelo Williams, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 101 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 19 receiving yards.

“We beat ourselves,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 8-7, and drops The Slim Shaggys to a record of 7-5-3.

Coming up in week 13, Greasy Weasels are at the 11-4 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 5.5-point favorite, while The Slim Shaggys are at the 5-10 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 15.7-point underdog.

November 25, 2008November 25, 2008

Grid Iron Bullies (46) at Vinny’s Gang (89)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 24, 2008) In a week 12 UFFLE showdown, Vinny’s Gang embarrassed a hapless Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 89 to 46, behind the support of 71,274 faithful fans.

Vinny’s Gang were led to their 43 point victory by a 28 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 248 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 36 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 12. They also got help from a 19 point effort from the Tampa Bay Buccaneers Defensive Team.

“We feed off the energy of our fans,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from Peyton Manning, who got by the San Diego Chargers defense for 255 passing yards and 2 passing tds. They also got help from a 9 point effort from Ricky Williams, who snuck past the New England Patriots defense for 21 rushing yards in addition to 19 receiving yards.

“The ball just didn’t bounce our way,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

This brings the record for Vinny’s Gang to 4-10-1, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 5-10.

Coming up in week 13, the 7-5-3 The Slim Shaggys are at Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 15.7-point underdog, while Vinny’s Gang are at the 10-4-1 Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 13.7-point favorite.

November 25, 2008November 25, 2008

Bad Attitudes (67) at The Hellfish (89)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 24, 2008) In a week 12 UFFLE matchup, The Hellfish beat a strong Bad Attitudes team by a score of 89 to 67, extending the losing streak for Bad Attitudes to 7 games.

The Hellfish were led to their 22 point victory by a 26 point effort from Matt Forte, who beat the St. Louis Rams defense for 132 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 14 receiving yards. With this performance, Forte was the number 2 ranked running back for week 12. They also got help from a 24 point effort from Jake Delhomme, who got by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 295 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 18 rushing yards.

“We weren’t going to just lie down,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 30 point effort from Randy Moss, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 125 receiving yards and 3 receiving tds. With this performance, Moss was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. They also got help from a 8 point effort from BenJarvus Green-Ellis, who snuck past the Miami Dolphins defense for 20 rushing yards and 1 rushing td.

“Turnovers killed us,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

This brings the record for The Hellfish to 5-10, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 2-13.

Coming up in week 13, the 10-3-2 San Quentin Saints are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 12.3-point underdog, while the 1-13-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 3.3-point favorite.

November 25, 2008November 25, 2008

The Undergarments (86) at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (51)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 24, 2008) In a week 12 UFFLE battle, The Undergarments embarrassed a hapless Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 86 to 51, extending the losing streak for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 9 games.

The Undergarments were led to their 35 point victory by a 26 point effort from Tony Romo, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 341 passing yards and 3 passing tds. With this performance, Romo was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 12. They also got help from a 15 point effort from the Minnesota Vikings Defensive Team.

“I’m really proud of the way our guys hung in there,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 15 point effort from Joe Flacco, who snuck past the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 183 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 3 rushing yards. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Dwayne Bowe, who snuck past the Buffalo Bills defense for 58 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“They outplayed us in every phase of the game,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 8-7, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 1-13-1.

Coming up in week 13, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at the 2-13 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 3.3-point favorite, while the 12-2-1 Squishy Fuzz are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 12.9-point underdog.

November 25, 2008November 25, 2008

The Wondrful Gazonks (89) at Squishy Fuzz (91)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 24, 2008) In a week 12 UFFLE rivalry, Squishy Fuzz squeaked by a tough The Wondrful Gazonks team by a score of 91 to 89, extending the winning streak for Squishy Fuzz to 5 games.

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 2 point victory by a 28 point effort from Drew Brees, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 323 passing yards and 4 passing tds. With this performance, Brees was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 12. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Marshawn Lynch, who got by the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 79 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 25 receiving yards.

“We weren’t going to just lie down,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

The Wondrful Gazonks were helped out in a losing cause by a 23 point effort from Tyler Thigpen, who got by the Buffalo Bills defense for 240 passing yards and 3 passing tds in addition to 29 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from the Baltimore Ravens Defensive Team.

“Turnovers killed us,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

Causing further embarrassment, The Wondrful Gazonks could have scored 92 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Josh Vadnais left key players like Sammy Morris and his corresponding 4 points on the bench.

The Wondrful Gazonks drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 12.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 12-2-1, and drops The Wondrful Gazonks to a record of 7-7-1.

Coming up in week 13, the 9-4-2 Z-Squad are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 3.5-point underdog, while Squishy Fuzz are at the 8-7 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 12.9-point underdog.

November 25, 2008November 25, 2008

San Quentin Saints (72) at Twee Twerps (70)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 24, 2008) In a week 12 UFFLE rivalry, San Quentin Saints squeaked by a tough Twee Twerps team by a score of 72 to 70, silencing a partisan crowd of 72,355.

San Quentin Saints were led to their 2 point victory by a 17 point effort from Thomas Jones, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 96 rushing yards in addition to 21 receiving yards. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Marques Colston, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 70 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“Our fans were the 12th man today,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

Twee Twerps were helped out in a losing cause by a 16 point effort from Steve Smith, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 168 receiving yards. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Ryan Longwell, who snuck past the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 3 field goals made and 3 extra points.

“There were too many defensive lapses,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

Compounding the issue, Twee Twerps could have scored 97 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Bob Filipy left key players like Leon Washington and his corresponding 20 points on the bench.

This brings the record for San Quentin Saints to 10-3-2, and drops Twee Twerps to a record of 10-4-1.

Coming up in week 13, the 4-10-1 Vinny’s Gang are at Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 13.7-point favorite, while San Quentin Saints are at the 5-10 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 12.3-point underdog.

November 25, 2008November 25, 2008

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (51) at Elvis Impersonators (87)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 24, 2008) In a week 12 UFFLE showdown, Elvis Impersonators embarrassed a hapless Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 87 to 51, extending the winning streak for Elvis Impersonators to 4 games.

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 36 point victory by a 35 point effort from Michael Turner, who beat the Carolina Panthers defense for 117 rushing yards and 4 rushing tds. With this performance, Turner was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Kurt Warner, who tore apart the New York Giants defense for 351 passing yards and 1 passing td.

“This win is for all the fans,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

“The best team won today,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 11-4, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 1-13-1.

Coming up in week 13, the 8-7 Greasy Weasels are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 5.5-point favorite, while Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at the 2-13 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 3.3-point favorite.