Z-Squad (48) at San Quentin Saints (66)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 8, 2008) In a week 14 UFFLE rivalry, San Quentin Saints beat a strong Z-Squad team by a score of 66 to 48, extending the losing streak for Z-Squad to 3 games.

San Quentin Saints were led to their 18 point victory by a 20 point effort from Shaun Hill, who got by the New York Jets defense for 285 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 8 rushing yards. They also got help from a 12 point effort from John Carlson, who snuck past the New England Patriots defense for 69 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“I’m happy I could make a contribution,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 12 point effort from David Garrard, who snuck past the Chicago Bears defense for 178 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 11 rushing yards. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Frank Gore, who snuck past the New York Jets defense for 52 rushing yards in addition to 13 receiving yards.

“We’ll just have to put this loss behind us,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Compounding the issue, Z-Squad could have scored 67 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Michael Grosz left key players like Jeff Garcia and his corresponding 22 points on the bench.

This brings the record for San Quentin Saints to 11-3-2, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 9-5-2.

Coming up in week 15, the 12-3-1 Squishy Fuzz are at San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 10.2-point underdog.

wk14-2.png

Z-Squad (52) at The Wondrful Gazonks (86)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 1, 2008) In a week 13 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, The Wondrful Gazonks embarrassed a hapless Z-Squad team by a score of 86 to 52, extending the losing streak for Z-Squad to 3 games.

The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 34 point victory by a 37 point effort from Brian Westbrook, who beat the Arizona Cardinals defense for 110 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 20 receiving yards. With this performance, Westbrook was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 13. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Tyler Thigpen, who snuck past the Oakland Raiders defense for 162 passing yards in addition to 48 rushing yards.

“This team shows a lot of character,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from David Garrard, who got by the Houston Texans defense for 287 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 10 rushing yards. They also got help from a 8 point effort from Frank Gore, who snuck past the Buffalo Bills defense for 66 rushing yards in addition to 23 receiving yards.

“Not to take away anything from our opponents, but we didn’t play like we’re capable of playing,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 8-7-1, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 9-5-2.

Coming up in week 14, Z-Squad are at the 11-3-2 San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 7.1-point favorite.

wk13-5.png

Z-Squad (58) at Elvis Impersonators (87)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 24, 2008) In a week 12 UFFLE classic, Elvis Impersonators embarrassed a hapless Z-Squad team by a score of 87 to 58, extending the winning streak for Elvis Impersonators to 4 games.

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 29 point victory by a 35 point effort from Michael Turner, who beat the Carolina Panthers defense for 117 rushing yards and 4 rushing tds. With this performance, Turner was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Kurt Warner, who tore apart the New York Giants defense for 351 passing yards and 1 passing td.

“This team shows a lot of resiliency,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 14 point effort from the Buffalo Bills Defensive Team. With this performance, the Bills was the number 5 ranked defensive team for week 12. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Jeff Garcia, who snuck past the Detroit Lions defense for 165 passing yards and 2 passing tds.

“They out-hustled us,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Causing further embarrassment, Z-Squad could have scored 100 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Michael Grosz left key players like Lance Moore and his corresponding 23 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 11-4, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 9-4-2.

Coming up in week 13, the 8-7 Greasy Weasels are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 5.5-point favorite, while Z-Squad are at the 7-7-1 The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 3.5-point underdog.

wk12-01.png

Z-Squad (58) at The Hellfish (89)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 24, 2008) In a week 12 UFFLE rivalry, The Hellfish embarrassed a hapless Z-Squad team by a score of 89 to 58, behind the support of 74,400 faithful fans.

The Hellfish were led to their 31 point victory by a 26 point effort from Matt Forte, who beat the St. Louis Rams defense for 132 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 14 receiving yards. With this performance, Forte was the number 2 ranked running back for week 12. They also got help from a 24 point effort from Jake Delhomme, who got by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 295 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 18 rushing yards.

“This win is for all the fans,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 14 point effort from the Buffalo Bills Defensive Team. With this performance, the Bills was the number 5 ranked defensive team for week 12. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Jeff Garcia, who snuck past the Detroit Lions defense for 165 passing yards and 2 passing tds.

“There were too many defensive lapses,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Adding salt to the wound, Z-Squad could have scored 100 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Michael Grosz left key players like Lance Moore and his corresponding 23 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Hellfish to 5-10, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 9-4-2.

Coming up in week 13, the 10-3-2 San Quentin Saints are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 12.3-point underdog, while Z-Squad are at the 7-7-1 The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 3.5-point underdog.

wk12-11.png

Z-Squad (77) at The Wondrful Gazonks (56)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 17, 2008) In a week 11 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Z-Squad beat a strong The Wondrful Gazonks team by a score of 77 to 56, extending the winning streak for Z-Squad to 4 games.

Z-Squad were led to their 21 point victory by a 22 point effort from Frank Gore, who beat the St. Louis Rams defense for 106 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 8 receiving yards. With this performance, Gore was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Lance Moore, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 102 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“The important thing is that we won,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

The Wondrful Gazonks were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Tyler Thigpen, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 235 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 45 rushing yards. With this performance, Thigpen was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 11. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Anquan Boldin, who tore apart the Seattle Seahawks defense for 186 receiving yards in addition to 3 rushing yards.

“They ate our lunch,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 9-2-2, and drops The Wondrful Gazonks to a record of 6-6-1.

Coming up in week 12, Z-Squad are at the 9-4 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 10.6-point favorite, while The Wondrful Gazonks are at the 10-2-1 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 25.2-point favorite, while Z-Squad are at the 3-10 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 12.3-point underdog, while The Wondrful Gazonks are at the 7-6 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 11.1-point favorite.

wk11-04.png

Z-Squad (77) at Vinny’s Gang (57)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 17, 2008) In a week 11 UFFLE showdown, Z-Squad beat a strong Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 77 to 57, extending the winning streak for Z-Squad to 4 games.

Z-Squad were led to their 20 point victory by a 22 point effort from Frank Gore, who beat the St. Louis Rams defense for 106 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 8 receiving yards. With this performance, Gore was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Lance Moore, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 102 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“We really took it to ’em,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 227 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 1 rushing yards. They also got help from a 9 point effort from Donnie Avery, who got by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 93 receiving yards.

“They just made the big plays and we didn’t,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 9-2-2, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 3-9-1.

Coming up in week 12, Z-Squad are at the 9-4 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 10.6-point favorite, while the 5-8 Grid Iron Bullies are at Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 1.0-point underdog, while Vinny’s Gang are at the 6-7 Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 22-point favorite, while Z-Squad are at the 3-10 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 12.3-point underdog.

wk11-10.png

Twee Twerps (54) at Z-Squad (60)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 10, 2008) In a week 10 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, Z-Squad squeaked by a tough Twee Twerps team by a score of 60 to 54, behind the support of 65,286 faithful fans.

Z-Squad were led to their 6 point victory by a 18 point effort from David Garrard, who got by the Detroit Lions defense for 238 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 10 rushing yards. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Reggie Wayne, who beat the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 114 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“This team shows a lot of character,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Twee Twerps were helped out in a losing cause by a 33 point effort from Jay Cutler, who tore apart the Cleveland Browns defense for 447 passing yards and 3 passing tds in addition to 29 rushing yards. With this performance, Cutler was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 10. They also got help from a 8 point effort from Ryan Longwell, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 1 field goals made and 3 extra points.

“My hat’s off to them,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

Compounding the issue, Twee Twerps could have scored 62 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Bob Filipy left key players like Antonio Pittman and his corresponding 5 points on the bench.

Z-Squad took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 10.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 7-2-2, and drops Twee Twerps to a record of 7-3-1.

Coming up in week 11, Z-Squad are at the 6-4-1 The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 6.5-point underdog, while the 2-9 Bad Attitudes are at Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 13.7-point favorite, while Z-Squad are at the 3-7-1 Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 14.0-point underdog, while the 6-4-1 The Wondrful Gazonks are at Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 10.6-point favorite.

wk10-5.png

Z-Squad (89) at Grid Iron Bullies (52)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 3, 2008) In a week 9 UFFLE classic, Z-Squad embarrassed a hapless Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 89 to 52, silencing a partisan crowd of 66,612.

Z-Squad were led to their 37 point victory by a 17 point effort from Brandon Jacobs, who beat the Dallas Cowboys defense for 117 rushing yards and 1 rushing td. With this performance, Jacobs was the number 4 ranked running back for week 9. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Tim Hightower, who beat the St. Louis Rams defense for 109 rushing yards and 1 rushing td.

“I’m speechless,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 11 point effort from the Arizona Cardinals Defensive Team. With this performance, the Cardinals was the number 4 ranked defensive team for week 9. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Kyle Orton, who snuck past the Detroit Lions defense for 108 passing yards in addition to 7 rushing yards.

“These guys have nothing to be ashamed of,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 6-2-2, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 4-6.

Coming up in week 10, the 4-6 Greasy Weasels are at Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 23.5-point underdog, while the 7-2-1 Twee Twerps are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 5.1-point underdog.

wk9-05.png

Twee Twerps (74) at Z-Squad (54)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 27, 2008) In a week 8 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, Twee Twerps beat a strong Z-Squad team by a score of 74 to 54, extending the winning streak for Twee Twerps to 3 games.

Twee Twerps were led to their 20 point victory by a 23 point effort from Steve Smith, who beat the Arizona Cardinals defense for 117 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds. With this performance, Smith was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 8. They also got help from a 21 point effort from Leon Washington, who snuck past the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 67 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 34 receiving yards.

“We feed off the energy of our fans,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 15 point effort from Frank Gore, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 94 rushing yards in addition to 65 receiving yards. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Jeff Garcia, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 227 passing yards in addition to 7 rushing yards.

“They own us,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Compounding the issue, Z-Squad could have scored 84 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Michael Grosz left key players like David Garrard and his corresponding 25 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 7-2, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 5-2-2.

Coming up in week 9, Z-Squad are at the 4-5 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 11.6-point underdog, while Twee Twerps are at the 7-2 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 14.9-point favorite.

wk08-4.png