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Greasy Weasels (92) at Z-Squad (63)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 20, 2008) In a week 7 UFFLE battle, Greasy Weasels embarrassed a hapless Z-Squad team by a score of 92 to 63.

Greasy Weasels were led to their 29 point victory by a 22 point effort from Chris Johnson, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 168 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 4 receiving yards. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Philip Rivers, who got by the Buffalo Bills defense for 208 passing yards and 2 passing tds.

“We snatched victory out of the jaws of defeat,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from Jeff Garcia, who beat the Seattle Seahawks defense for 310 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 8 rushing yards. With this performance, Garcia was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 7. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Brandon Jacobs, who snuck past the San Francisco 49ers defense for 69 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 6 receiving yards.

“The final score is the only statistic that matters,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 3-5, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 5-1-2.

Coming up in week 8, the 3-4-1 The Wondrful Gazonks are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 28.5-point favorite, while the 6-2 Twee Twerps are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 7.5-point underdog.

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Z-Squad (98) at The Undergarments (96)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 13, 2008) In a week 6 UFFLE showdown, Z-Squad squeaked by a tough The Undergarments team by a score of 98 to 96, extending the winning streak for Z-Squad to 3 games.

Z-Squad were led to their 2 point victory by a 23 point effort from Braylon Edwards, who beat the New York Giants defense for 154 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. With this performance, Edwards was the number 1 ranked wide receiver for week 6. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Frank Gore, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 101 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 16 receiving yards.

“I’m speechless,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

The Undergarments were helped out in a losing cause by a 25 point effort from Tony Romo, who beat the Arizona Cardinals defense for 321 passing yards and 3 passing tds. With this performance, Romo was the number 3 ranked quarterback for week 6. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Patrick Crayton, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 84 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“They stepped up and made the plays,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Causing further embarrassment, The Undergarments could have scored 116 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Eric Overgaard left key players like Matt Schaub and his corresponding 28 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 5-0-2, and drops The Undergarments to a record of 5-2.

Coming up in week 7, the 2-5 Greasy Weasels are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 5.9-point underdog, while the 2-5 Vinny’s Gang are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 22.6-point favorite.

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Z-Squad (99) at Squishy Fuzz (67)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 6, 2008) In a week 5 UFFLE classic, Z-Squad embarrassed a hapless Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 99 to 67.

Z-Squad were led to their 32 point victory by a 25 point effort from Brandon Jacobs, who beat the Seattle Seahawks defense for 136 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 9 receiving yards. With this performance, Jacobs was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 5. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Chris Cooley, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 109 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“We’re tickled to death,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 19 point effort from Drew Brees, who beat the Minnesota Vikings defense for 330 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 6 rushing yards. With this performance, Brees was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 5. They also got help from a 12 point effort from the Chicago Bears Defensive Team.

“We didn’t match their intensity,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 4-0-2, and drops Squishy Fuzz to a record of 5-1.

Coming up in week 6, Z-Squad are at the 5-1 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 6.8-point favorite, while Squishy Fuzz are at the 2-4 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 27.3-point underdog.

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Z-Squad (67) at Bad Attitudes (50)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 29, 2008) In a week 4 UFFLE showdown, Z-Squad beat a strong Bad Attitudes team by a score of 67 to 50, extending the losing streak for Bad Attitudes to 4 games.

Z-Squad were led to their 17 point victory by a 17 point effort from Matt Prater, who snuck past the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 4 field goals made and 1 extra point. With this performance, Prater was the number 1 ranked place kicker for week 4. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Frank Gore, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 82 rushing yards in addition to 31 receiving yards.

“This MVP award belongs to the whole team,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 14 point effort from Correll Buckhalter, who snuck past the Chicago Bears defense for 66 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 24 receiving yards. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Gus Frerotte, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 266 passing yards.

“The ball just didn’t bounce our way,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 3-0-2, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 1-4.

Coming up in week 5, Z-Squad are at the 5-0 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 26.6-point favorite, while Bad Attitudes are at the 1-4 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 17.2-point favorite.

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The Slim Shaggys (65) at Z-Squad (68)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 22, 2008) In a week 3 UFFLE battle, Z-Squad squeaked by a tough The Slim Shaggys team by a score of 68 to 65, extending the losing streak for The Slim Shaggys to 3 games.

Z-Squad were led to their 3 point victory by a 22 point effort from Frank Gore, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 130 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 32 receiving yards. With this performance, Gore was the number 5 ranked running back for week 3. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Matt Prater, who snuck past the New Orleans Saints defense for 2 field goals made and 4 extra points.

“We knew we had to defend our home turf,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

The Slim Shaggys were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Maurice Jones-Drew, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 107 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 59 receiving yards. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Clinton Portis, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for 68 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 19 receiving yards.

“They ate our lunch,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Causing further embarrassment, The Slim Shaggys could have scored 74 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Mark Olson left key players like Jabar Gaffney and his corresponding 11 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 2-0-2, and drops The Slim Shaggys to a record of 0-3-1.

Coming up in week 4, the 4-0 Squishy Fuzz are at The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 38.8-point underdog, while Z-Squad are at the 1-3 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 28.8-point underdog.

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San Quentin Saints (68) at Z-Squad (68)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 22, 2008) In a week 3 UFFLE showdown, Z-Squad tied a tough San Quentin Saints team by a score of 68 to 68.

Z-Squad were helped out by a 22 point effort from Frank Gore, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 130 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 32 receiving yards. With this performance, Gore was the number 5 ranked running back for week 3. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Matt Prater, who snuck past the New Orleans Saints defense for 2 field goals made and 4 extra points.

San Quentin Saints were helped out by a 20 point effort from Joseph Addai, who got by the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 78 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 10 receiving yards. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Donovan McNabb, who snuck past the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 196 passing yards and 1 passing td.

Compounding the issue, San Quentin Saints could have scored 82 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Sean Boggess left key players like Jason Campbell and his corresponding 17 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 2-0-2, and drops San Quentin Saints to a record of 3-0-1.

Coming up in week 4, Z-Squad are at the 1-3 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 28.8-point underdog, while the 1-3 Grid Iron Bullies are at San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 13-point favorite.

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Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (69) at Z-Squad (69)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 15, 2008) In a week 2 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Z-Squad tied a tough Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 69 to 69.

Z-Squad were helped out by a 15 point effort from Reggie Wayne, who got by the Minnesota Vikings defense for 93 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Willie Parker, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 105 rushing yards.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out by a 22 point effort from Eli Manning, who got by the St. Louis Rams defense for 260 passing yards and 3 passing tds. With this performance, Manning was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 2. They also got help from a 14 point effort from David Akers, who snuck past the Dallas Cowboys defense for 3 field goals made and 4 extra points.

Compounding the issue, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts could have scored 87 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Jeremy Griffith left key players like Michael Bush and his corresponding 15 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 1-0-1, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 0-1-1.

Coming up in week 3, the 0-1-1 The Slim Shaggys are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 10.5-point favorite, while the 2-0 Twee Twerps are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 7.0-point underdog, while the 2-0 San Quentin Saints are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 0.5-point favorite, while Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at the 2-0 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 41.5-point favorite.

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Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (56) at Z-Squad (91)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 9, 2008) In a week 1 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, Z-Squad embarrassed a hapless Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 91 to 56.

Z-Squad were led to their 35 point victory by a 31 point effort from Willie Parker, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 138 rushing yards and 3 rushing tds. With this performance, Parker was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 1. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Reggie Wayne, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 86 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“This is the greatest feeling in the world,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 16 point effort from Eli Manning, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 216 passing yards. They also got help from a 9 point effort from Sidney Rice, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 31 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“We got a wake-up call,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 1-0, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, the 0-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 35-point favorite, while Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at the 1-0 Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 35-point favorite.

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