Week 13 Recap

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Z-Squad (78) at Elvis Impersonators (77)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 7, 2015) In a week 13 UFFLE rivalry, Z-Squad squeaked by a tough Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 78 to 77, silencing a partisan crowd of 65,497 at Graceland.

Newton, Cam CAR QB
Cam Newton

Z-Squad were led to their 1 point victory by a 35 point effort from Cam Newton, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 331 passing yards and 5 passing TDs in addition to 49 rushing yards. With this performance, Newton was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 13. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Brandin Cooks, who beat the Carolina Panthers defense for 104 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

I’m in a state of shock,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Derek Carr, who got by the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 283 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Martavis Bryant, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 114 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

They’ve had our number all season,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Causing further embarrassment, Elvis Impersonators could have scored 82 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Brandon Mannie left key players like James Starks and his corresponding 5 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 8-5, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 7-6.

Coming up in week 14, Z-Squad are at the 9-4 October Hunters, where October Hunters are an early 7.8-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
The Slim Shaggys 92 Grid Iron Bullies 50
The Hellfish 76 Squishy Fuzz 67
Greasy Weasels 102 Twee Twerps 116
Z-Squad 78 Elvis Impersonators 77
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 45 Vinny’s Gang 119
Bad Attitudes 121 The Wondrful Gazonks 70
The Undergarments 90 October Hunters 81

Week 12 Recap

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Elvis Impersonators (102) at Greasy Weasels (97)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 30, 2015) In a week 12 UFFLE classic, Elvis Impersonators squeaked by a tough Greasy Weasels team by a score of 102 to 97, extending the winning streak for Elvis Impersonators to 3 games.

Carr, Derek OAK QB
Derek Carr

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 5 point victory by a 25 point effort from Derek Carr, who beat the Tennessee Titans defense for 330 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 5 rushing yards. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Eddie Lacy, who beat the Chicago Bears defense for 105 rushing yards in addition to 34 receiving yards.

Our fans were the 12th man today,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 25 point effort from Brandon Marshall, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 131 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Marshall was the number 5 ranked wide receiver for week 12. They also got help from a 22 point effort from Eli Manning, who beat the Washington Redskins defense for 321 passing yards and 2 passing TDs.

The best team won today,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Causing further embarrassment, Greasy Weasels could have scored 105 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like Tom Brady and his corresponding 23 points on the bench.

Greasy Weasels drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 12.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 7-5, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 8-4.

Coming up in week 13, Greasy Weasels are at the 3-9 Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 30.1-point underdog, while the 7-5 Z-Squad are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 0.5-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Elvis Impersonators 102 Greasy Weasels 97
The Hellfish 86 The Undergarments 92
Twee Twerps 84 The Slim Shaggys 53
The Wondrful Gazonks 84 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 64
Z-Squad 95 Bad Attitudes 63
October Hunters 91 Vinny’s Gang 103
Grid Iron Bullies 55 Squishy Fuzz 56

Week 11 Recap

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Grid Iron Bullies (64) at Greasy Weasels (70)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 23, 2015) In a week 11 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, Greasy Weasels squeaked by a tough Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 70 to 64, extending the winning streak for Greasy Weasels to 3 games.

Brady, Tom NEP QB
Tom Brady

Greasy Weasels were led to their 6 point victory by a 16 point effort from Tom Brady, who got by the Buffalo Bills defense for 277 passing yards and 1 passing TD. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Mike Evans, who snuck past the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 63 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

We’re glad to get out of here with the ‘W’,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Joe Flacco, who got by the St. Louis Rams defense for 299 passing yards and 1 passing TD. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Darren McFadden, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 129 rushing yards in addition to 20 receiving yards.

It just wasn’t meant to be,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Adding salt to the wound, Grid Iron Bullies could have scored 83 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eric Bell left key players like Terrance Williams and his corresponding 13 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 8-3, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 3-8.

Coming up in week 12, the 6-5 Elvis Impersonators are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 18.7-point favorite, while Grid Iron Bullies are at the 2-9 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 10.7-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Grid Iron Bullies 64 Greasy Weasels 70
The Undergarments 93 The Wondrful Gazonks 87
Bad Attitudes 64 The Hellfish 71
October Hunters 74 Twee Twerps 41
Squishy Fuzz 53 Elvis Impersonators 76
The Slim Shaggys 25 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 33
Vinny’s Gang 100 Z-Squad 81

Week 10 Recap

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Z-Squad (90) at The Undergarments (86)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 16, 2015) In a week 10 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, Z-Squad squeaked by a tough The Undergarments team by a score of 90 to 86, silencing a partisan crowd of 68,881.

Peterson, Adrian MIN RB
Adrian Peterson

Z-Squad were led to their 4 point victory by a 27 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who tore apart the Oakland Raiders defense for 203 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 13 receiving yards. With this performance, Peterson was the number 2 ranked running back for week 10. They also got help from a 22 point effort from Brandin Cooks, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 98 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs in addition to 11 rushing yards.

We shocked the world,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

The Undergarments were helped out in a losing cause by a 29 point effort from Jeremy Langford, who snuck past the St. Louis Rams defense for 73 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 109 receiving yards. With this performance, Langford was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 10. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Jordan Reed, who snuck past the New Orleans Saints defense for 29 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.

Not to take away anything from our opponents, but we didn’t play like we’re capable of playing,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Adding salt to the wound, The Undergarments could have scored 94 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eric Overgaard left key players like Calvin Johnson and his corresponding 8 points on the bench.

The Undergarments drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 10.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 6-4, and drops The Undergarments to a record of 8-2.

Coming up in week 11, The Undergarments are at the 4-6 The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 23.3-point underdog, while the 7-3 Vinny’s Gang are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 6.2-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Z-Squad 90 The Undergarments 86
Greasy Weasels 114 The Slim Shaggys 57
Squishy Fuzz 57 October Hunters 81
The Wondrful Gazonks 51 Vinny’s Gang 57
Twee Twerps 58 Grid Iron Bullies 66
The Hellfish 64 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 55
Elvis Impersonators 89 Bad Attitudes 81

Week 9 Recap

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October Hunters (77) at The Hellfish (75)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 9, 2015) In a week 9 UFFLE classic, October Hunters squeaked by a tough The Hellfish team by a score of 77 to 75, extending the winning streak for October Hunters to 7 games.

Crabtree, Michael OAK WR
Michael Crabtree

October Hunters were led to their 2 point victory by a 22 point effort from Michael Crabtree, who beat the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 108 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Crabtree was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 9. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Philip Rivers, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 280 passing yards and 1 passing TD.

I’m really proud of the way our guys hung in there,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 33 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who tore apart the Carolina Panthers defense for 369 passing yards and 4 passing TDs in addition to 22 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 9. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Chris Ivory, who snuck past the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 26 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 22 receiving yards.

Our defense didn’t show up today,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

October Hunters took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 9 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 9.

This brings the record for October Hunters to 7-2, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 5-4.

Coming up in week 10, the 2-7 Squishy Fuzz are at October Hunters, where October Hunters are an early 20.4-point favorite, while The Hellfish are at the 2-7 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 19.3-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Elvis Impersonators 95 Grid Iron Bullies 99
Squishy Fuzz 56 The Slim Shaggys 79
Z-Squad 95 The Wondrful Gazonks 45
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 50 Greasy Weasels 103
October Hunters 77 The Hellfish 75
Bad Attitudes 103 Twee Twerps 80
The Undergarments 78 Vinny’s Gang 116

Week 8 Recap

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Greasy Weasels (90) at The Undergarments (94)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 2, 2015) In a week 8 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, The Undergarments squeaked by a tough Greasy Weasels team by a score of 94 to 90, extending the winning streak for The Undergarments to 8 games.

Ryan, Matt ATL QB
Matt Ryan

The Undergarments were led to their 4 point victory by a 25 point effort from Matt Ryan, who tore apart the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 397 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 2 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from DeAndre Hopkins, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 94 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

This team shows a lot of poise,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 29 point effort from Tom Brady, who tore apart the Miami Dolphins defense for 356 passing yards and 4 passing TDs in addition to 1 rushing yards. With this performance, Brady was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 8. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Rob Gronkowski, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 113 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

We can still hold our heads high,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Causing further embarrassment, Greasy Weasels could have scored 116 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like Eli Manning and his corresponding 35 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 8-0, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 5-3.

Coming up in week 9, the 2-6 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 43.6-point favorite, while The Undergarments are at the 5-3 Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 7.9-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Vinny’s Gang 100 The Hellfish 38
The Slim Shaggys 48 The Wondrful Gazonks 69
Twee Twerps 62 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 73
Squishy Fuzz 99 Z-Squad 75
Greasy Weasels 90 The Undergarments 94
October Hunters 95 Elvis Impersonators 88
Grid Iron Bullies 87 Bad Attitudes 99

Week 7 Recap

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Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (74) at October Hunters (76)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 26, 2015) In a week 7 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, October Hunters squeaked by a tough Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 76 to 74, extending the winning streak for October Hunters to 5 games.

Rivers, Philip SDC QB
Philip Rivers

October Hunters were led to their 2 point victory by a 27 point effort from Philip Rivers, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 336 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. With this performance, Rivers was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 7. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Jonathan Stewart, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 125 rushing yards.

I was just doing my job,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from Marshawn Lynch, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 122 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Alex Smith, who got by the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 251 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 5 rushing yards.

I tip my hat to them,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

Compounding the issue, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts could have scored 82 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jeremy Griffith left key players like Dan Carpenter and his corresponding 11 points on the bench.

This brings the record for October Hunters to 5-2, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 1-6.

Coming up in week 8, the 2-5 Twee Twerps are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 17.1-point underdog, while October Hunters are at the 4-3 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 17.9-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Grid Iron Bullies 90 The Wondrful Gazonks 104
The Undergarments 95 Squishy Fuzz 71
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 74 October Hunters 76
Greasy Weasels 135 Z-Squad 74
The Slim Shaggys 53 Bad Attitudes 42
Vinny’s Gang 71 Twee Twerps 62
Elvis Impersonators 87 The Hellfish 94

Week 6 Recap

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Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (43) at Elvis Impersonators (41)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 19, 2015) In a week 6 UFFLE battle, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts squeaked by a tough Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 43 to 41, silencing a partisan crowd of 73,977 at Graceland.

Lynch, Marshawn SEA RB
Marshawn Lynch

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were led to their 2 point victory by a 11 point effort from Marshawn Lynch, who snuck past the Carolina Panthers defense for 54 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD. They also got help from a 8 point effort from Rashad Jennings, who snuck past the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 63 rushing yards in addition to 20 receiving yards.

This team has served notice,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 13 point effort from Marcus Mariota, who got by the Miami Dolphins defense for 219 passing yards and 1 passing TD. They also got help from a 9 point effort from Julio Jones, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 93 receiving yards.

They ate our lunch,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Causing further embarrassment, Elvis Impersonators could have scored 93 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Brandon Mannie left key players like Martavis Bryant and his corresponding 25 points on the bench.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 12 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 6.

This brings the record for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 1-5, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 4-2.

Coming up in week 7, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at the 4-2 October Hunters, where October Hunters are an early 46.3-point favorite, while Elvis Impersonators are at the 4-2 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 3.7-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:

October Hunters 91 The Wondrful Gazonks 63
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 43 Elvis Impersonators 41
Z-Squad 82 The Slim Shaggys 63
Greasy Weasels 109 Vinny’s Gang 89
Squishy Fuzz 67 Bad Attitudes 81
Twee Twerps 80 The Undergarments 114
The Hellfish 87 Grid Iron Bullies 63

Week 5 Recap

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The Wondrful Gazonks (59) at The Hellfish (56)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 12, 2015) In a week 5 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, The Wondrful Gazonks squeaked by a tough The Hellfish team by a score of 59 to 56, silencing a partisan crowd of 74,036.

Palmer, Carson ARI QB
Carson Palmer

The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 3 point victory by a 17 point effort from Carson Palmer, who snuck past the Detroit Lions defense for 161 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. They also got help from a 12 point effort from T.J. Yeldon, who snuck past the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 32 rushing yards in addition to 31 receiving yards.

The important thing is that we won,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the St. Louis Rams defense for 241 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 39 rushing yards. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Arian Foster, who snuck past the Indianapolis Colts defense for 41 rushing yards in addition to 77 receiving yards.

My hat’s off to them,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Compounding the issue, The Hellfish could have scored 69 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Wade Iverson left key players like Blake Bortles and his corresponding 29 points on the bench.

The Wondrful Gazonks took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 9 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 5.

This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 2-3, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 3-2.

Coming up in week 6, the 3-2 October Hunters are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 27.8-point underdog, while The Hellfish are at the 1-4 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 4.8-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:

Elvis Impersonators 59 Twee Twerps 53
Vinny’s Gang 89 Squishy Fuzz 76
The Wondrful Gazonks 59 The Hellfish 56
Greasy Weasels 88 Bad Attitudes 104
Z-Squad 71 October Hunters 111
The Undergarments 96 The Slim Shaggys 69
Grid Iron Bullies 107 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 41

Week 4 Recap

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Greasy Weasels (83) at October Hunters (84)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 5, 2015) In a week 4 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, October Hunters squeaked by a tough Greasy Weasels team by a score of 84 to 83, behind the support of 74,685 faithful fans at The Hunting Grounds.

Rivers, Philip SDC QB
Philip Rivers

October Hunters were led to their 1 point victory by a 26 point effort from Philip Rivers, who tore apart the Cleveland Browns defense for 358 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. With this performance, Rivers was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 4. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Keenan Allen, who snuck past the Cleveland Browns defense for 72 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

We’re happy we could pull this one out at the end,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Le’Veon Bell, who beat the Baltimore Ravens defense for 129 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 21 receiving yards. With this performance, Bell was the number 4 ranked running back for week 4. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Eli Manning, who got by the Buffalo Bills defense for 212 passing yards and 3 passing TDs.

We’ll just have to put this loss behind us,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Causing further embarrassment, Greasy Weasels could have scored 95 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like Danny Woodhead and his corresponding 13 points on the bench.

Greasy Weasels drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 4.

This brings the record for October Hunters to 2-2, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 3-1.

Coming up in week 5, Greasy Weasels are at the 3-1 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 17.8-point underdog, while the 3-1 Z-Squad are at October Hunters, where October Hunters are an early 16.5-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:

Vinny’s Gang 97 The Slim Shaggys 48
Twee Twerps 67 The Hellfish 82
The Wondrful Gazonks 77 Squishy Fuzz 63
Greasy Weasels 83 October Hunters 84
Z-Squad 65 Grid Iron Bullies 60
Bad Attitudes 60 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 44
The Undergarments 98 Elvis Impersonators 68