This season both the MVP and Rookie of the Year are from the Greasy Weasels. This year’s MVP is Jonathan Taylor.
This year’s Rookie of the Year is Ja’Marr Chase.
Playoffs Round 2 Recap
Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week
Greasy Weasels (84.55) at Elvis Impersonators (108.9)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 27, 2021) In a week 16 UFFLE playoff showdown, the 10-4 Elvis Impersonators destroyed a tough 8-6 Greasy Weasels team by a score of 108.90 to 84.55, silencing a partisan crowd of 78,529 at The Grease Pit.
Elvis Impersonators were helped out by a 20.10 point effort from David Montgomery, who snuck past the Seattle Seahawks defense for 45 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 61 receiving yards. They also got help from a 19.00 point effort from the Dallas Cowboys Defensive Team.
“Everyone counted us out before the season started,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.
Greasy Weasels were helped out by a 18.00 point effort from Stefon Diggs, who got by the New England Patriots defense for 85 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. They also got help from a 16.00 point effort from Ja’Marr Chase, who beat the Baltimore Ravens defense for 125 receiving yards.
“They own us,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.
Compounding the issue, Greasy Weasels could have scored 109.15 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like Rex Burkhead and his corresponding 27.90 points on the bench.
Coming up in week 17, the 8-6 The Lawn Wranglers are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 17.4-point favorite.
View all game recaps below:
The Lawn Wranglers 119.30 The Undergarments 90.45
Greasy Weasels 84.55 Elvis Impersonators 108.90
Playoffs Round 1 Recap
Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week
Vinny’s Gang (62.85) at Greasy Weasels (66.85)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 21, 2021) In a week 15 UFFLE playoff clash, the 8-6 Greasy Weasels squeaked by a tough 8-6 Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 66.85 to 62.85, who have now lost 5 games in a row.
Greasy Weasels were led to their 4.00 point victory by a 23.00 point effort from Jonathan Taylor, who beat the New England Patriots defense for 170 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD. With this performance, Taylor was the number 2 ranked running back for week 15. They also got help from a 15.45 point effort from Ryan Tannehill, who snuck past the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 153 passing yards in addition to 18 rushing yards.
“We proved we’re the better team,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.
Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 13.85 point effort from Dak Prescott, who got by the New York Giants defense for 217 passing yards and 1 passing TD. They also got help from a 12.50 point effort from Sony Michel, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 92 rushing yards in addition to 23 receiving yards.
“We can still hold our heads high,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.
Causing further embarrassment, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 78.05 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like DeeJay Dallas and his corresponding 12.70 points on the bench.
Coming up in week 16, Greasy Weasels are at the 10-4 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 10.3-point underdog.
View all game recaps below:
Vinny’s Gang 62.85 Greasy Weasels 66.85
The Lawn Wranglers 87.10 Squishy Fuzz 64.60
The Undergarments Bye
Elvis Impersonators Bye
Week 14 Recaps
Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week
Z-Squad (107.85) at Grid Iron Bullies (107.80)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 13, 2021) In a week 14 UFFLE clash, the 5-9 Z-Squad squeaked by a mediocre 6-8 Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 107.85 to 107.80, who have now lost 3 games in a row.
Z-Squad were led to their 0.05 point victory by a 25.25 point effort from Kyler Murray, who tore apart the Los Angeles Rams defense for 383 passing yards in addition to 61 rushing yards. With this performance, Murray was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 14. They also got help from a 23.00 point effort from Mark Andrews, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 115 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“We made a statement here today,” Z-Squad coach Joshua Grosz said.
Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 20.90 point effort from Patrick Mahomes, who got by the Las Vegas Raiders defense for 258 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 20 rushing yards. They also got help from a 18.10 point effort from Mike Evans, who got by the Buffalo Bills defense for 91 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“We didn’t maintain the intensity for the entire 60 minutes,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.
Adding salt to the wound, Grid Iron Bullies could have scored 116.10 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eric Bell left key players like Allen Lazard and his corresponding 17.90 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Z-Squad to 5-9, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 6-8.
Playoff Scenarios
There is an amazing site at playoffcomputer.appspot.com. It makes calculating playoff scenarios way easier. The following scenarios are all based on that site. They are 100% accurate to my knowledge, but may not be 100%.
Team Synopsis
Greasy Weasels (7-6-0). ELIMINATED from division race. Wildcard odds: Clinch 50%. Tie 0%. Controls own destiny.
Pickled Harrons (7-6-0). ELIMINATED from division race. Wildcard odds: Clinch 31%. Tie 18%.
Vinny’s Gang (8-5-0).. ELIMINATED from division race. Wildcard odds: Clinch 81%. Tie 18%. Controls own destiny.
The Slim Shaggys (7-6-0). ELIMINATED from division race. Wildcard odds: Clinch 18%. Tie 12%.
The Hellfish (2-11-0). ELIMINATED from playoff contention.
Z-Squad (4-9-0)……. ELIMINATED from playoff contention.
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (6-7-0). ELIMINATED from playoff contention.
Squishy Fuzz (8-5-0).. ELIMINATED from division race. Wildcard odds: Clinch 93%. Tie 0%. Controls own destiny.
Grid Iron Bullies (6-7-0). ELIMINATED from playoff contention.
October Hunters (4-9-0). ELIMINATED from playoff contention.
Bad Attitudes (5-8-0). ELIMINATED from playoff contention.
The Undergarments (10-3-0). CLINCHED a DIVISION spot!
Elvis Impersonators (9-4-0). CLINCHED a DIVISION spot!
The Lawn Wranglers (8-5-0). CLINCHED a WILDCARD spot!
Upcoming round’s DIVISION analysis
No team can clinch a Division spot in the upcoming round.
Upcoming round’s PLAYOFF analysis
Greasy Weasels CLINCH a Playoff spot with:
A WIN
Pickled Harrons CLINCH a Playoff spot with:
The Slim Shaggys LOSS -AND- Greasy Weasels LOSS ; OR
A WIN -AND- October Hunters LOSS -AND- Greasy Weasels LOSS
Pickled Harrons clinch at least a tie for a Playoff spot (points tiebreaker to resolve) with:
A WIN
Could fight for points tiebreaker with: Greasy Weasels, Vinny’s Gang, The Slim Shaggys, Squishy Fuzz, The Lawn Wranglers
Vinny’s Gang CLINCH a Playoff spot with:
A WIN; OR
Pickled Harrons LOSS ; OR
The Slim Shaggys LOSS -AND- Greasy Weasels LOSS ; OR
Wins points tiebreaker at end of season. Could fight for points with: Greasy Weasels, Pickled Harrons, The Slim Shaggys, Squishy Fuzz, The Lawn Wranglers
The Slim Shaggys CLINCH a Playoff spot with:
A WIN -AND- October Hunters LOSS -AND- Greasy Weasels LOSS ; OR
A WIN -AND- Pickled Harrons LOSS -AND- Greasy Weasels LOSS
The Slim Shaggys clinch at least a tie for a Playoff spot (points tiebreaker to resolve) with:
A WIN
Could fight for points tiebreaker with: Greasy Weasels, Pickled Harrons, Vinny’s Gang, Squishy Fuzz, The Lawn Wranglers
Squishy Fuzz CLINCH a Playoff spot with:
The Slim Shaggys LOSS ; OR
Vinny’s Gang LOSS ; OR
A WIN; OR
The Lawn Wranglers LOSS
The Lawn Wranglers clinch at least a tie for a Playoff spot (points tiebreaker to resolve) with:
A WIN; OR
The Slim Shaggys LOSS -AND- Vinny’s Gang LOSS ; OR
The Slim Shaggys LOSS -AND- Pickled Harrons LOSS ; OR
Vinny’s Gang LOSS -AND- Pickled Harrons LOSS
Could fight for points tiebreaker with: Greasy Weasels, Pickled Harrons, Vinny’s Gang, The Slim Shaggys, Squishy Fuzz
Week 13 Recaps
Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week
The Hellfish (106.15) at Squishy Fuzz (117.95)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 6, 2021) In a week 13 UFFLE event, the 8-5 Squishy Fuzz beat a hapless 2-11 The Hellfish team by a score of 117.95 to 106.15, behind the support of 69,747 faithful fans.
Squishy Fuzz were led to their 11.80 point victory by a 24.30 point effort from Tee Higgins, who beat the Los Angeles Chargers defense for 138 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Higgins was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 13. They also got help from a 23.95 point effort from Matthew Stafford, who got by the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 295 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 2 rushing yards.
“This team shows a lot of character,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.
The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 25.50 point effort from Dallas Goedert, who beat the New York Jets defense for 105 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Goedert was the number 2 ranked tight end for week 13. They also got help from a 19.05 point effort from Russell Wilson, who got by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 231 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 15 rushing yards.
“The final score is the only statistic that matters,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.
The Hellfish drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 13.
This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 8-5, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 2-11.
Coming up in week 14, the 7-6 Pickled Harrons are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 8.8-point underdog, while the 10-3 The Undergarments are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 20.3-point underdog.
Week 12 Recaps
Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week
Squishy Fuzz (98.20) at The Slim Shaggys (103.45)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 29, 2021) In a week 12 UFFLE showdown, the 7-5 The Slim Shaggys squeaked by a tough 7-5 Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 103.45 to 98.20, extending their winning streak to 3 games.
The Slim Shaggys were led to their 5.25 point victory by a 27.35 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who beat the Los Angeles Rams defense for 307 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. They also got help from a 20.30 point effort from Deebo Samuel, who snuck past the Minnesota Vikings defense for 12 receiving yards in addition to 66 rushing yards.
“They gave us a big scare,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.
Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 30.50 point effort from Joe Mixon, who beat the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 165 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs. With this performance, Mixon was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. They also got help from a 25.10 point effort from Matthew Stafford, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 302 passing yards and 3 passing TDs.
“We came out flat,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.
Adding salt to the wound, Squishy Fuzz could have scored 120.90 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Scott Stanina left key players like Tee Higgins and his corresponding 20.40 points on the bench.
This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 7-5, and drops Squishy Fuzz to a record of 7-5.
Coming up in week 13, The Slim Shaggys are at the 5-7 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 30.9-point favorite, while the 2-10 The Hellfish are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 1.8-point underdog.
Week 11 Racaps
Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week
Z-Squad (87.05) at The Slim Shaggys (97.35)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 22, 2021) In a week 11 UFFLE clash, the 6-5 The Slim Shaggys beat a mediocre 4-7 Z-Squad team by a score of 97.35 to 87.05, who have now lost 6 games in a row.
The Slim Shaggys were led to their 10.30 point victory by a 33.35 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who tore apart the Minnesota Vikings defense for 385 passing yards and 4 passing TDs in addition to 21 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. They also got help from a 21.40 point effort from Nick Chubb, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 130 rushing yards in addition to 14 receiving yards.
“We’re not going to rest on our laurels,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.
Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 26.05 point effort from Cam Newton, who snuck past the Washington FootballTeam defense for 189 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 46 rushing yards. With this performance, Newton was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 11. They also got help from a 18.20 point effort from Mike Williams, who got by the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 97 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“We weren’t mentally prepared,” Z-Squad coach Joshua Grosz said.
Causing further embarrassment, Z-Squad could have scored 114.75 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Joshua Grosz left key players like Evan McPherson and his corresponding 21.00 points on the bench.
This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 6-5, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 4-7.
Coming up in week 12, Z-Squad are at the 4-7 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 8.1-point underdog, while the 7-4 Squishy Fuzz are at The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 4.2-point underdog.
Week 10 Recap
Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week
The Undergarments (89.0) at Elvis Impersonators (89.5)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 15, 2021) In a week 10 UFFLE matchup, the 7-3 Elvis Impersonators squeaked by a strong 8-2 The Undergarments team by a score of 89.50 to 89.00, extending their winning streak to 3 games.
Elvis Impersonators were led to their 0.50 point victory by a 25.80 point effort from AJ Dillon, who snuck past the Seattle Seahawks defense for 66 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 62 receiving yards. With this performance, Dillon was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 10. They also got help from a 17.20 point effort from Tom Brady, who got by the Washington FootballTeam defense for 220 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 2 rushing yards.
“We took them out of their game,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.
The Undergarments were helped out in a losing cause by a 24.60 point effort from Josh Allen, who tore apart the New York Jets defense for 366 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 3 rushing yards. With this performance, Allen was the number 3 ranked quarterback for week 10. They also got help from a 18.80 point effort from Justin Jefferson, who beat the Los Angeles Chargers defense for 143 receiving yards.
“I take full responsibility for this loss,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.
Causing further embarrassment, The Undergarments could have scored 110.50 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eric Overgaard left key players like Tony Pollard and his corresponding 12.80 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 7-3, and drops The Undergarments to a record of 8-2.
Coming up in week 11, the 6-4 Squishy Fuzz are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 12.5-point favorite, while the 8-2 Vinny’s Gang are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 3.3-point underdog.
Week 9 Recap
Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week
The Slim Shaggys (97.7) at Pickled Harrons (97.8)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 8, 2021) In a week 9 UFFLE classic, the 5-4 Pickled Harrons squeaked by a mediocre 4-5 The Slim Shaggys team by a score of 97.80 to 97.70, behind the support of 65,416 faithful fans.
Pickled Harrons were led to their 0.10 point victory by a 16.60 point effort from Cordarrelle Patterson, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 126 receiving yards in addition to 10 rushing yards. They also got help from a 16.50 point effort from Melvin Gordon, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 80 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 15 receiving yards.
“We took them out of their game,” Pickled Harrons coach Cooper Harron said.
The Slim Shaggys were helped out in a losing cause by a 29.30 point effort from Nick Chubb, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 137 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 26 receiving yards. With this performance, Chubb was the number 3 ranked running back for week 9. They also got help from a 15.90 point effort from Jacoby Brissett, who got by the Houston Texans defense for 244 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 7 rushing yards.
“We’ll just have to put this loss behind us,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.
Adding salt to the wound, The Slim Shaggys could have scored 100.90 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mark Olson left key players like Kylen Granson and his corresponding 3.20 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Pickled Harrons to 5-4, and drops The Slim Shaggys to a record of 4-5.
Coming up in week 10, Pickled Harrons are at the 1-8 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 21.2-point underdog, while The Slim Shaggys are at the 4-5 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 29.8-point favorite.