Category: 2019

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Bad Attitudes (72) AT Grid Iron Bullies (75)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 21, 2019) In a week 7 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, Grid Iron Bullies squeaked by a tough Bad Attitudes team by a score of 75 to 72, behind the support of 74,391 faithful fans at THE LAND OF ASS KICKING STADIUM.

Grid Iron Bullies were led to their 3 point victory by a 20 point effort from Teddy Bridgewater, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 281 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 7 rushing yards. They also got help from a 16 point effort from the Kansas City Chiefs Defensive Team.

“We managed to eke out a win,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 24 point effort from Darren Waller, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 126 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Waller was the number 1 ranked tight end for week 7. In addition, Waller entered the UFFLE Hall Of Fame with this performance as the 1st-ranked individual weekly player score in league history. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Tom Brady, who got by the New York Jets defense for 249 passing yards and 1 passing TD.

“They own us,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Compounding the issue, Bad Attitudes could have scored 76 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Steve Spickenreuther left key players like Duke Johnson and his corresponding 5 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Grid Iron Bullies to 3-4, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 5-2.

Coming up in week 8, Grid Iron Bullies are at the 3-4 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 15.1-point favorite, while the 2-5 The Undergarments are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 3.0-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 62 The Undergarments 92
Elvis Impersonators 85 October Hunters 91
Vinny’s Gang 112 The Slim Shaggys 79
Squishy Fuzz 59 The Hellfish 78
Z-Squad 61 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 72
Bad Attitudes 72 Grid Iron Bullies 75

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Elvis Impersonators (103) at Greasy Weasels (112)

MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 14, 2019) In a week 6 UFFLE matchup, Greasy Weasels squeaked by a tough Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 112 to 103, extending the winning streak for Greasy Weasels to 6 games.

Greasy Weasels were led to their 9 point victory by a 32 point effort from Lamar Jackson, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 236 passing yards in addition to 152 rushing yards. With this performance, Jackson was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 6. They also got help from a 21 point effort from David Johnson, who snuck past the Atlanta Falcons defense for 34 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 68 receiving yards.

“This team shows a lot of heart,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 29 point effort from Kyler Murray, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 340 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 32 rushing yards. With this performance, Murray was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 6. They also got help from a 23 point effort from James Conner, who snuck past the Los Angeles Chargers defense for 41 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 78 receiving yards.

“We lost our focus,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Elvis Impersonators drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 10 out of 10 other potential opponents in week 6.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 6-0, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 4-2.

Coming up in week 7, Greasy Weasels are at the 1-5 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 27.3-point underdog, while Elvis Impersonators are at the 3-3 October Hunters, where October Hunters are an early 28.1-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Elvis Impersonators 103 Greasy Weasels 112
Vinny’s Gang 81 Z-Squad 74
The Slim Shaggys 92 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 57
The Hellfish 64 Grid Iron Bullies 49
Squishy Fuzz 80 The Undergarments 84
October Hunters 63 Bad Attitudes 101

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Elvis Impersonators (158) at Squishy Fuzz (125)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 7, 2019) In a week 5 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Elvis Impersonators beat a strong Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 158 to 125, extending the losing streak for Squishy Fuzz to 5 games. With their 158 points, Elvis Impersonators is now the proud record-holder of the 2nd-highest weekly point total in league history.

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 33 point victory by a 41 point effort from Christian McCaffrey, who tore apart the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 176 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 61 receiving yards. With this performance, McCaffrey was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 5. They also got help from a 30 point effort from Michael Thomas, who tore apart the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 182 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.

“We brought our A-game,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 41 point effort from Aaron Jones, who beat the Dallas Cowboys defense for 107 rushing yards and 4 rushing TDs in addition to 75 receiving yards. With this performance, Jones was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 5. In addition, Jones entered the UFFLE Hall Of Fame with this performance as the 1st-ranked individual weekly player score in league history. They also got help from a 24 point effort from Chris Godwin, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 125 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.

“They out-muscled us,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Squishy Fuzz drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 10 out of 10 other potential opponents in week 5.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 4-1, and drops Squishy Fuzz to a record of 0-5.

Coming up in week 6, Elvis Impersonators are at the 5-0 Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 11.4-point underdog, while Squishy Fuzz are at the 0-5 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 9.8-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 73 Bad Attitudes 62
Elvis Impersonators 158 Squishy Fuzz 125
Vinny’s Gang 100 The Hellfish 44
The Slim Shaggys 85 October Hunters 84
Z-Squad 88 Grid Iron Bullies 91
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 89 The Undergarments 68

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Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (72) AT Bad Attitudes (75)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 30, 2019) In a week 4 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, Bad Attitudes squeaked by a tough Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 75 to 72, extending the winning streak for Bad Attitudes to 4 games.

Bad Attitudes were led to their 3 point victory by a 35 point effort from Nick Chubb, who beat the Baltimore Ravens defense for 165 rushing yards and 3 rushing TDs in addition to 18 receiving yards. With this performance, Chubb was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 4. In addition, Chubb entered the UFFLE Hall Of Fame with this performance as the 1st-ranked individual weekly player score in league history. They also got help from a 14 point effort from LeSean McCoy, who snuck past the Detroit Lions defense for 56 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 33 receiving yards.

“We made our own breaks,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from Todd Gurley, who snuck past the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 16 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 54 receiving yards. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Cooper Kupp, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 121 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We didn’t maintain the intensity for the entire 60 minutes,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

Causing further embarrassment, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts could have scored 90 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jeremy Griffith left key players like Matt Prater and his corresponding 15 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Bad Attitudes to 4-0, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 1-3.

Coming up in week 5, the 4-0 Greasy Weasels are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 22.8-point underdog, while Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at the 0-4 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 13.2-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Elvis Impersonators 80 The Hellfish 91
Vinny’s Gang 62 October Hunters 48
The Slim Shaggys 89 Squishy Fuzz 51
Greasy Weasels 94 Grid Iron Bullies 57
Z-Squad 85 The Undergarments 69
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 72 Bad Attitudes 75

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Elvis Impersonators (96) AT The Slim Shaggys (88)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 23, 2019) In a week 3 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, Elvis Impersonators squeaked by a tough The Slim Shaggys team by a score of 96 to 88, extending the winning streak for Elvis Impersonators to 3 games.

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 8 point victory by a 24 point effort from Christian McCaffrey, who beat the Arizona Cardinals defense for 153 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 35 receiving yards. With this performance, McCaffrey was the number 4 ranked running back for week 3. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Josh Allen, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 243 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 46 rushing yards.

“We proved we’re the better team,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

The Slim Shaggys were helped out in a losing cause by a 27 point effort from Patrick Mahomes, who tore apart the Baltimore Ravens defense for 374 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 9 rushing yards. With this performance, Mahomes was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 3. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Austin Hooper, who snuck past the Indianapolis Colts defense for 66 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.

“We only have to look in the mirror,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Adding salt to the wound, The Slim Shaggys could have scored 102 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mark Olson left key players like Marvin Jones and his corresponding 16 points on the bench.

The Slim Shaggys drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 8 out of 10 other potential opponents in week 3.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 3-0, and drops The Slim Shaggys to a record of 2-1.

Coming up in week 4, Elvis Impersonators are at the 0-3 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 28.3-point underdog, while The Slim Shaggys are at the 0-3 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 15.9-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Elvis Impersonators 96 The Slim Shaggys 88
Vinny’s Gang 78 Squishy Fuzz 62
The Hellfish 67 October Hunters 93
Greasy Weasels 133 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 84
Z-Squad 72 Bad Attitudes 88
Grid Iron Bullies 73 The Undergarments 57

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Greasy Weasels (115) at Z-Squad (105)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 16, 2019) In a week 2 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, Greasy Weasels squeaked by a tough Z-Squad team by a score of 115 to 105, silencing a partisan crowd of 65,825 at Frozen Tundra.

Greasy Weasels were led to their 10 point victory by a 31 point effort from Lamar Jackson, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 272 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 120 rushing yards. With this performance, Jackson was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 2. They also got help from a 29 point effort from the New England Patriots Defensive Team.

“We were really on our game,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 28 point effort from Dak Prescott, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 269 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 69 rushing yards. With this performance, Prescott was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 2. They also got help from a 22 point effort from Odell Beckham, who beat the New York Jets defense for 161 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“It’s been a great ride,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Adding salt to the wound, Z-Squad could have scored 119 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Michael Grosz left key players like Kenny Golladay and his corresponding 17 points on the bench.

Z-Squad drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 10 out of 10 other potential opponents in week 2.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 2-0, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 0-2.

Coming up in week 3, Greasy Weasels are at the 1-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 54.0-point underdog, while Z-Squad are at the 2-0 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 11.0-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 115 Z-Squad 105
Elvis Impersonators 90 Vinny’s Gang 67
The Slim Shaggys 71 The Hellfish 58
Squishy Fuzz 70 October Hunters 91
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 65 Grid Iron Bullies 50
Bad Attitudes 86 The Undergarments 75

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Grid Iron Bulles (72) at The Slim Shaggys (98)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 10, 2019) In a week 1 UFFLE battle, The Slim Shaggys beat a strong Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 98 to 72, behind the support of 69,703 faithful fans at Shags house of Slam.

The Slim Shaggys were led to their 26 point victory by a 27 point effort from Patrick Mahomes, who tore apart the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 378 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 2 rushing yards. With this performance, Mahomes was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 1. They also got help from a 23 point effort from DeAndre Hopkins, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 111 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.

“It was a workman-like effort,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 24 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the Houston Texans defense for 370 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Delanie Walker, who snuck past the Cleveland Browns defense for 55 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.

“We don’t care about moral victories,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 1-0, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, The Slim Shaggys are at the 0-1 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 35.0-point underdog, while the 0-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 15-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Z-Squad 64 Elvis Impersonators 109
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 57 Vinny’s Gang 102
Grid Iron Bullies 72 The Slim Shaggys 98
Bad Attitudes 98 The Hellfish 63
Greasy Weasels 98 Squishy Fuzz 56
The Undergarments 61 October Hunters 117