Category: 2019

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Grid Iron Bullies (72) at Bad Attitudes (81)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 2, 2019) In a week 13 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, Bad Attitudes beat a strong Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 81 to 72, extending the winning streak for Bad Attitudes to 4 games.

Bad Attitudes were led to their 9 point victory by a 26 point effort from Tom Brady, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 326 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 13 rushing yards. With this performance, Brady was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 13. They also got help from a 17 point effort from James Washington, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 111 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“This is a dream come true,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Cole Beasley, who beat the Dallas Cowboys defense for 110 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Beasley was the number 6 ranked wide receiver for week 13. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Drew Brees, who snuck past the Atlanta Falcons defense for 184 passing yards and 1 passing TD.

“We came up a little short,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Adding salt to the wound, Grid Iron Bullies could have scored 105 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eric Bell left key players like Miles Sanders and his corresponding 16 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Bad Attitudes to 10-3, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 5-8.

View all game recaps below:
October Hunters 88 Elvis Impersonators 78
The Slim Shaggys 63 Vinny’s Gang 92
The Hellfish 70 Squishy Fuzz 61
The Undergarments 110 Greasy Weasels 71
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 64 Z-Squad 73
Grid Iron Bullies 72 Bad Attitudes 81

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

October Hunters (69) at The Slim Shaggys (96)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 25, 2019) In a week 12 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, The Slim Shaggys beat a strong October Hunters team by a score of 96 to 69, behind the support of 72,331 faithful fans at Shags house of Slam.

The Slim Shaggys were led to their 27 point victory by a 28 point effort from Sam Darnold, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 315 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 16 rushing yards. With this performance, Darnold was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. They also got help from a 27 point effort from Leonard Fournette, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 97 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 62 receiving yards.

“We sent a message here today,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

October Hunters were helped out in a losing cause by a 23 point effort from Mark Ingram, who beat the Los Angeles Rams defense for 111 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 7 receiving yards. With this performance, Ingram was the number 4 ranked running back for week 12. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Josh Allen, who snuck past the Denver Broncos defense for 185 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 56 rushing yards.

“Turnovers killed us,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.

Compounding the issue, October Hunters could have scored 102 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Orion Bell left key players like D.J. Moore and his corresponding 24 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 7-5, and drops October Hunters to a record of 5-7.

Coming up in week 13, October Hunters are at the 9-3 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 16-point favorite, while The Slim Shaggys are at the 9-3 Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 11.7-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 80 Elvis Impersonators 107
The Hellfish 42 Vinny’s Gang 91
October Hunters 69 The Slim Shaggys 96
Bad Attitudes 85 Greasy Weasels 68
Grid Iron Bullies 83 Z-Squad 52
The Undergarments 48 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 60

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

The Slim Shaggys (68) at Bad Attitudes (71)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 18, 2019) In a week 11 UFFLE battle, Bad Attitudes squeaked by a tough The Slim Shaggys team by a score of 71 to 68, extending the losing streak for The Slim Shaggys to 3 games.

Bad Attitudes were led to their 3 point victory by a 33 point effort from Jimmy Garoppolo, who tore apart the Arizona Cardinals defense for 424 passing yards and 4 passing TDs in addition to 7 rushing yards. With this performance, Garoppolo was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. In addition, Garoppolo entered the UFFLE Hall Of Fame with this performance as the 1st-ranked individual weekly player score in league history. They also got help from a 9 point effort from Nick Chubb, who got by the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 92 rushing yards.

“I’m really proud of the way our guys hung in there,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

The Slim Shaggys were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Patrick Mahomes, who snuck past the Los Angeles Chargers defense for 182 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 59 rushing yards. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Marvin Jones, who snuck past the Dallas Cowboys defense for 43 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.

“It’s going to be a long plane ride home,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Adding salt to the wound, The Slim Shaggys could have scored 81 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mark Olson left key players like Philip Rivers and his corresponding 21 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Bad Attitudes to 8-3, and drops The Slim Shaggys to a record of 6-5.

Coming up in week 12, Bad Attitudes are at the 9-2 Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 1-point favorite, while the 5-6 October Hunters are at The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 1.7-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
October Hunters 109 Greasy Weasels 91
Elvis Impersonators 101 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 58
Vinny’s Gang 63 Grid Iron Bullies 69
The Slim Shaggys 68 Bad Attitudes 71
The Hellfish 51 The Undergarments 50
Squishy Fuzz 62 Z-Squad 68

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The Hellfish (103) AT Elvis Impersonators (122)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 11, 2019) In a week 10 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, Elvis Impersonators beat a strong The Hellfish team by a score of 122 to 103, extending the winning streak for Elvis Impersonators to 3 games.

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 19 point victory by a 28 point effort from Kyler Murray, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 324 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 38 rushing yards. With this performance, Murray was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 10. They also got help from a 23 point effort from Dalvin Cook, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 97 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 86 receiving yards.

“We proved we’re the better team,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from Kirk Cousins, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 220 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 5 rushing yards. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Melvin Gordon, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 108 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 25 receiving yards.

“They outplayed us in every phase of the game,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

The Hellfish drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 9 out of 10 other potential opponents in week 10.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 7-3, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 4-6.

Coming up in week 11, Elvis Impersonators are at the 4-6 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 30.0-point underdog, while The Hellfish are at the 4-6 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 3.7-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
The Hellfish 103 Elvis Impersonators 122
October Hunters 79 Vinny’s Gang 110
Squishy Fuzz 87 The Slim Shaggys 56
Grid Iron Bullies 81 Greasy Weasels 92
The Undergarments 49.85 Z-Squad 48.95
Bad Attitudes 77 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 61

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Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (77) AT Greasy Weasels(80)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 4, 2019) In a week 9 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Greasy Weasels squeaked by a tough Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 80 to 77, behind the support of 68,216 faithful fans at The Grease Pit.

Greasy Weasels were led to their 3 point victory by a 29 point effort from Lamar Jackson, who snuck past the New England Patriots defense for 163 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 61 rushing yards. With this performance, Jackson was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 9. They also got help from a 24 point effort from Mike Evans, who tore apart the Seattle Seahawks defense for 180 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“This was a good win for us,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 36 point effort from Russell Wilson, who tore apart the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 378 passing yards and 5 passing TDs in addition to 21 rushing yards. With this performance, Wilson was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 9. In addition, Wilson entered the UFFLE Hall Of Fame with this performance as the 1st-ranked individual weekly player score in league history. They also got help from a 13 point effort from James White, who snuck past the Baltimore Ravens defense for 38 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 46 receiving yards.

“We can still hold our heads high,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 8-1, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 4-5.

Coming up in week 10, the 3-6 Grid Iron Bullies are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 36.5-point favorite, while the 6-3 Bad Attitudes are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 21.4-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 77 Greasy Weasels 80
The Slim Shaggys 60 Elvis Impersonators 85
Squishy Fuzz 61 Vinny’s Gang 106
October Hunters 70 The Hellfish 87
Bad Attitudes 72 Z-Squad 87
The Undergarments 69 Grid Iron Bullies 47

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

October Hunters (91) AT Squishy Fuzz (94)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 28, 2019) In a week 8 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, Squishy Fuzz squeaked by a tough October Hunters team by a score of 94 to 91, behind the support of 71,056 faithful fans.

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 3 point victory by a 33 point effort from Aaron Jones, who snuck past the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 67 rushing yards in addition to 159 receiving yards. With this performance, Jones was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 8. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Andy Dalton, who beat the Los Angeles Rams defense for 329 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 4 rushing yards.

“We sent a message here today,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

October Hunters were helped out in a losing cause by a 26 point effort from Matthew Stafford, who beat the New York Giants defense for 342 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. With this performance, Stafford was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 8. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Saquon Barkley, who snuck past the Detroit Lions defense for 64 rushing yards in addition to 79 receiving yards.

“There were too many defensive lapses,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.

Causing further embarrassment, October Hunters could have scored 100 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Orion Bell left key players like Evan Engram and his corresponding 10 points on the bench.

October Hunters drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 8 out of 10 other potential opponents in week 8.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 1-7, and drops October Hunters to a record of 4-4.

Coming up in week 9, Squishy Fuzz are at the 6-2 Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 3.8-point underdog, while October Hunters are at the 3-5 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 20.8-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Z-Squad 86 Greasy Weasels 104
Vinny’s Gang 64 Elvis Impersonators 119
The Hellfish 47 The Slim Shaggys 75
October Hunters 91 Squishy Fuzz 94
Grid Iron Bullies 50 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 79
The Undergarments 67 Bad Attitudes 68