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Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week

Elvis Impersonators (80) at Twee Twerps (104)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 8, 2018) In a week 5 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, Twee Twerps beat a strong Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 104 to 80, extending the winning streak for Twee Twerps to 4 games.

Twee Twerps were led to their 24 point victory by a 28 point effort from Todd Gurley, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 77 rushing yards and 3 rushing TDs in addition to 36 receiving yards. With this performance, Gurley was the number 3 ranked running back for week 5. They also got help from a 18 point effort from David Johnson, who snuck past the San Francisco 49ers defense for 55 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 16 receiving yards.

“We proved we’re the better team,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Patrick Mahomes, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 313 passing yards in addition to 13 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from DeAndre Hopkins, who beat the Dallas Cowboys defense for 151 receiving yards.

“They outplayed us in every phase of the game,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 4-1, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 3-2.

Coming up in week 6, Elvis Impersonators are at the 3-1-1 Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 0.4-point favorite, while the 2-2-1 The Undergarments are at Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 6.1-point favorite.

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Greasy Weasels 99 October Hunters 73
Z-Squad 79 The Undergarments 79
Bad Attitudes 80 Grid Iron Bullies 50
Elvis Impersonators 80 Twee Twerps 104
Vinny’s Gang 99 The Hellfish 71
Squishy Fuzz 97 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 53
League Average 79 The Slim Shaggys 62

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Squishy Fuzz (96) at Greasy Weasels (101)

MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 1, 2018) In a week 4 UFFLE battle, Greasy Weasels squeaked by a tough Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 101 to 96, extending the losing streak for Squishy Fuzz to 4 games.

Greasy Weasels were led to their 5 point victory by a 26 point effort from Andy Dalton, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 337 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 13 rushing yards. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Sony Michel, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 112 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD.

“We’re going to use this win as a building block,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 28 point effort from Cooper Kupp, who beat the Minnesota Vikings defense for 162 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Kupp was the number 1 ranked wide receiver for week 4. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the Buffalo Bills defense for 298 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 31 rushing yards.

“These guys have nothing to be ashamed of,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Adding salt to the wound, Squishy Fuzz could have scored 111 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Scott Stanina left key players like Marcus Mariota and his corresponding 33 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 2-2, and drops Squishy Fuzz to a record of 0-4.

Coming up in week 5, Greasy Weasels are at the 3-1 October Hunters, where October Hunters are an early 10.8-point favorite, while Squishy Fuzz are at the 1-3 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 9.7-point underdog.

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Squishy Fuzz 96 Greasy Weasels 101
Z-Squad 107 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 42
October Hunters 100 Grid Iron Bullies 67
Bad Attitudes 79 The Undergarments 104
Elvis Impersonators 93 The Hellfish 83
Vinny’s Gang 139 League Average 90
Twee Twerps 105 The Slim Shaggys 59

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Grid Iron Bullies (99) at Vinny’s Gang (95)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 24, 2018) In a week 3 UFFLE rivalry, Grid Iron Bullies squeaked by a tough Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 99 to 95, silencing a partisan crowd of 74,773.

Grid Iron Bullies were led to their 4 point victory by a 21 point effort from Carlos Hyde, who got by the New York Jets defense for 98 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 5 receiving yards. With this performance, Hyde was the number 3 ranked running back for week 3. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Alex Smith, who got by the Green Bay Packers defense for 220 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 20 rushing yards.

“We came to play,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 31 point effort from Ryan Fitzpatrick, who tore apart the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 411 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 27 rushing yards. With this performance, Fitzpatrick was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 3. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Alvin Kamara, who snuck past the Atlanta Falcons defense for 66 rushing yards in addition to 124 receiving yards.

“We only have to look in the mirror,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Compounding the issue, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 103 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Alex Collins and his corresponding 12 points on the bench.

Vinny’s Gang drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 9 out of 11 other potential opponents in week 3.

This brings the record for Grid Iron Bullies to 1-2, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 1-2.

Coming up in week 4, the 2-1 October Hunters are at Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 15.9-point underdog, while Vinny’s Gang are at the – , where are an early 120.0-point underdog.

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Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 85 Greasy Weasels 96
League Average 84 The Hellfish 72
Twee Twerps 97 Z-Squad 79
The Slim Shaggys 82 Squishy Fuzz 73
The Undergarments 94 October Hunters 68
Bad Attitudes 83 Elvis Impersonators 71
Grid Iron Bullies 99 Vinny’s Gang 95

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October Hunters (103) at Vinny’s Gang (102)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 17, 2018) In a week 2 UFFLE showdown, October Hunters squeaked by a tough Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 103 to 102, silencing a partisan crowd of 67,459.

October Hunters were led to their 1 point victory by a 34 point effort from Kirk Cousins, who tore apart the Green Bay Packers defense for 425 passing yards and 4 passing TDs in addition to 5 rushing yards. With this performance, Cousins was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 2. They also got help from a 21 point effort from Matt Breida, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 138 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 21 receiving yards.

“I’m in a state of shock,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 25 point effort from Deshaun Watson, who beat the Tennessee Titans defense for 310 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 44 rushing yards. They also got help from a 23 point effort from Melvin Gordon, who snuck past the Buffalo Bills defense for 28 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 38 receiving yards.

“We don’t care about moral victories,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Compounding the issue, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 119 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Ryan Fitzpatrick and his corresponding 32 points on the bench.

Vinny’s Gang drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 9 out of 11 other potential opponents in week 2.

This brings the record for October Hunters to 2-0, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 1-1.

Coming up in week 3, the 0-2 The Undergarments are at October Hunters, where October Hunters are an early 13-point favorite, while the 0-2 Grid Iron Bullies are at Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 42-point favorite.

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Greasy Weasels 83 Bad Attitudes 94
Twee Twerps 88 Squishy Fuzz 67
The Hellfish 83 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 72
The Slim Shaggys 72 The Undergarments 64
October Hunters 103 Vinny’s Gang 102
Grid Iron Bullies 51 Elvis Impersonators 126
Z-Squad 107 Average 86

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Vinny’s Gang (121) at The Slim Shaggys (117)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 11, 2018) In a week 1 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, Vinny’s Gang squeaked by a tough The Slim Shaggys team by a score of 121 to 117, behind the support of 74,715 faithful fans.

Vinny’s Gang were led to their 4 point victory by a 34 point effort from Tyreek Hill, who beat the Los Angeles Chargers defense for 169 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs in addition to 4 rushing yards. With this performance, Hill was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 1. They also got help from a 33 point effort from Alvin Kamara, who snuck past the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 29 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 112 receiving yards.

“This team always seems to find a way to win,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

The Slim Shaggys were helped out in a losing cause by a 31 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 439 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. With this performance, Brees was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 1. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Mike Evans, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 147 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We got a wake-up call,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Compounding the issue, The Slim Shaggys could have scored 132 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mark Olson left key players like Randall Cobb and his corresponding 20 points on the bench.

The Slim Shaggys drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 10 out of 11 other potential opponents in week 1.

This brings the record for Vinny’s Gang to 1-0, and drops The Slim Shaggys to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, The Slim Shaggys are at the 0-1 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 37.0-point underdog, while the 1-0 October Hunters are at Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 34-point favorite.

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Greasy Weasels 78 Z-Squad 82
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 72 Grid Iron Bullies 59
Bad Attitudes 73 October Hunters 87
The Undergarments 80 Elvis Impersonators 121
The Slim Shaggys 117 Vinny’s Gang 121
The Hellfish 95 Twee Twerps 87
Squishy Fuzz 88 Average 89

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The Undergarments (66) at October Hunters (62)

MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 4, 2017) In a week 13 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, The Undergarments squeaked by a tough October Hunters team by a score of 66 to 62, silencing a partisan crowd of 72,490 at The Hunting Grounds.

The Undergarments were led to their 4 point victory by a 17 point effort from Jared Goff, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 220 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 2 rushing yards. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Greg Zuerlein, who beat the Arizona Cardinals defense for 4 field goals made and 2 extra points.

“This was a confidence booster,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

October Hunters were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from Kirk Cousins, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 251 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 6 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Evan Engram, who got by the Oakland Raiders defense for 99 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“They wanted it more than we did,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.

Adding salt to the wound, October Hunters could have scored 79 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Orion Bell left key players like Josh McCown and his corresponding 32 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 7-6, and drops October Hunters to a record of 4-9.

Coming up in week 14, The Undergarments are at the 9-4 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 6.8-point underdog.

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The Slim Shaggys 60 Grid Iron Bullies 99
The Hellfish 66 Squishy Fuzz 77
Greasy Weasels 103 Twee Twerps 65
Z-Squad 68 Elvis Impersonators 90
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 77 Vinny’s Gang 127
Bad Attitudes 70 The Wondrful Gazonks 61
The Undergarments 66 October Hunters 62

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The Wondrful Gazonks (95) at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (99)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 27, 2017) In a week 12 UFFLE battle, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts squeaked by a tough The Wondrful Gazonks team by a score of 99 to 95, extending the winning streak for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 6 games.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were led to their 4 point victory by a 23 point effort from Keenan Allen, who beat the Dallas Cowboys defense for 172 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Allen was the number 4 ranked wide receiver for week 12. They also got help from a 22 point effort from Carson Wentz, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 227 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 29 rushing yards.

“We finally got the monkey off our backs,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

The Wondrful Gazonks were helped out in a losing cause by a 38 point effort from Julio Jones, who tore apart the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 253 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs in addition to 15 rushing yards. With this performance, Jones was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. They also got help from a 25 point effort from Russell Wilson, who got by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 228 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 25 rushing yards.

“Give them all the credit,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

Compounding the issue, The Wondrful Gazonks could have scored 103 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Josh Vadnais left key players like Mohamed Sanu and his corresponding 11 points on the bench.

The Wondrful Gazonks drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 12.

This brings the record for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 7-5, and drops The Wondrful Gazonks to a record of 3-9.

Coming up in week 13, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at the 8-4 Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 11-point favorite, while the 5-7 Bad Attitudes are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 8.6-point underdog.

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Elvis Impersonators 81 Greasy Weasels 66
The Hellfish 80 The Undergarments 74
Twee Twerps 62 The Slim Shaggys 69
The Wondrful Gazonks 95 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 99
Z-Squad 63 Bad Attitudes 53
October Hunters 46 Vinny’s Gang 90
Grid Iron Bullies 48 Squishy Fuzz 100