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Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Greasy Weasels (104) at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (103)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 28, 2020) In a week 3 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, the 1-2 Greasy Weasels squeaked by a strong 2-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 104 to 103, silencing a partisan crowd of 62,742 at The Banana Hammock.

Greasy Weasels were led to their 1 point victory by a 20 point effort from James Conner, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 109 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 40 receiving yards. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Mason Crosby, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 3 field goals made and 4 extra points.

“We came to play,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 33 point effort from Russell Wilson, who beat the Dallas Cowboys defense for 315 passing yards and 5 passing TDs in addition to 22 rushing yards. With this performance, Wilson was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 3. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Keenan Allen, who beat the Carolina Panthers defense for 132 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We got a wake-up call,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

Compounding the issue, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts could have scored 129 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jeremy Griffith left key players like Justin Jefferson and his corresponding 23 points on the bench.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 9 out of 10 other potential opponents in week 3.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 1-2, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 2-1.

Coming up in week 4, Greasy Weasels are at the 0-3 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 16.0-point underdog, while Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at the 1-2 Bad Attitudes.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 104 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 103
Pickled Harrons 91 The Slim Shaggys 95
Vinny’s Gang 91 Squishy Fuzz 93
The Hellfish 66 October Hunters 81
Z-Squad 106 Bad Attitudes 94
Grid Iron Bullies 65 The Undergarments 88

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (72) at Grid Iron Bullies (69)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 21, 2020) In a week 2 UFFLE intra-divisional contest, the 2-0 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts squeaked by a hapless 0-2 Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 72 to 69, silencing a partisan crowd of 69,061 at THE LAND OF ASS KICKING STADIUM.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were led to their 3 point victory by a 32 point effort from Russell Wilson, who got by the New England Patriots defense for 288 passing yards and 5 passing TDs in addition to 39 rushing yards. With this performance, Wilson was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 2. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Justin Tucker, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 4 field goals made and 3 extra points.

“We were really on our game,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from Drew Brees, who beat the Las Vegas Raiders defense for 312 passing yards and 1 passing TD. They also got help from a 14 point effort from John Brown, who got by the Miami Dolphins defense for 82 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We dug ourselves a deep hole,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Causing further embarrassment, Grid Iron Bullies could have scored 84 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eric Bell left key players like Ryan Tannehill and his corresponding 24 points on the bench.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 9 out of 10 other potential opponents in week 2.

This brings the record for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 2-0, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 0-2.

Coming up in week 3, the 0-2 Greasy Weasels are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 14.0-point underdog, while Grid Iron Bullies are at the 2-0 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 18-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 90 Z-Squad 128
Pickled Harrons 128 Vinny’s Gang 104
The Slim Shaggys 98 The Hellfish 78
Squishy Fuzz 115 October Hunters 65
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 72 Grid Iron Bullies 69
Bad Attitudes 83 The Undergarments 90

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Bad Attitudes (91) at Vinnt’s Gang (84)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 15, 2020) In a week 1 UFFLE matchup, the Bad Attitudes beat a hapless Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 91 to 84, silencing a partisan crowd of 70,814.

Bad Attitudes were led to their 7 point victory by a 23 point effort from Tom Brady, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 239 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 9 rushing yards. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Clyde Edwards-Helaire, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 138 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD.

“We knew we had to defend our home turf,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 28 point effort from Matt Ryan, who tore apart the Seattle Seahawks defense for 450 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. With this performance, Ryan was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 1. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Alvin Kamara, who snuck past the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 16 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 51 receiving yards.

“This is a bitter pill to swallow,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Compounding the issue, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 100 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Joshua Kelley and his corresponding 12 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Bad Attitudes to 1-0, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, the 1-0 Pickled Harrons are at Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 2.0-point underdog, while Bad Attitudes are at the 1-0 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 2-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 76 The Hellfish 85
Z-Squad 84 October Hunters 75
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 70 Squishy Fuzz 62
Bad Attitudes 91 Vinny’s Gang 84
Grid Iron Bullies 89 Pickled Harrons 114
The Undergarments 118 The Slim Shaggys 67

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Grid Iron Bullies (72) at Bad Attitudes (81)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 2, 2019) In a week 13 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, Bad Attitudes beat a strong Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 81 to 72, extending the winning streak for Bad Attitudes to 4 games.

Bad Attitudes were led to their 9 point victory by a 26 point effort from Tom Brady, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 326 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 13 rushing yards. With this performance, Brady was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 13. They also got help from a 17 point effort from James Washington, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 111 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“This is a dream come true,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Cole Beasley, who beat the Dallas Cowboys defense for 110 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Beasley was the number 6 ranked wide receiver for week 13. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Drew Brees, who snuck past the Atlanta Falcons defense for 184 passing yards and 1 passing TD.

“We came up a little short,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Adding salt to the wound, Grid Iron Bullies could have scored 105 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eric Bell left key players like Miles Sanders and his corresponding 16 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Bad Attitudes to 10-3, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 5-8.

View all game recaps below:
October Hunters 88 Elvis Impersonators 78
The Slim Shaggys 63 Vinny’s Gang 92
The Hellfish 70 Squishy Fuzz 61
The Undergarments 110 Greasy Weasels 71
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 64 Z-Squad 73
Grid Iron Bullies 72 Bad Attitudes 81

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October Hunters (69) at The Slim Shaggys (96)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 25, 2019) In a week 12 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, The Slim Shaggys beat a strong October Hunters team by a score of 96 to 69, behind the support of 72,331 faithful fans at Shags house of Slam.

The Slim Shaggys were led to their 27 point victory by a 28 point effort from Sam Darnold, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 315 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 16 rushing yards. With this performance, Darnold was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. They also got help from a 27 point effort from Leonard Fournette, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 97 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 62 receiving yards.

“We sent a message here today,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

October Hunters were helped out in a losing cause by a 23 point effort from Mark Ingram, who beat the Los Angeles Rams defense for 111 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 7 receiving yards. With this performance, Ingram was the number 4 ranked running back for week 12. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Josh Allen, who snuck past the Denver Broncos defense for 185 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 56 rushing yards.

“Turnovers killed us,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.

Compounding the issue, October Hunters could have scored 102 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Orion Bell left key players like D.J. Moore and his corresponding 24 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 7-5, and drops October Hunters to a record of 5-7.

Coming up in week 13, October Hunters are at the 9-3 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 16-point favorite, while The Slim Shaggys are at the 9-3 Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 11.7-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 80 Elvis Impersonators 107
The Hellfish 42 Vinny’s Gang 91
October Hunters 69 The Slim Shaggys 96
Bad Attitudes 85 Greasy Weasels 68
Grid Iron Bullies 83 Z-Squad 52
The Undergarments 48 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 60

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The Slim Shaggys (68) at Bad Attitudes (71)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 18, 2019) In a week 11 UFFLE battle, Bad Attitudes squeaked by a tough The Slim Shaggys team by a score of 71 to 68, extending the losing streak for The Slim Shaggys to 3 games.

Bad Attitudes were led to their 3 point victory by a 33 point effort from Jimmy Garoppolo, who tore apart the Arizona Cardinals defense for 424 passing yards and 4 passing TDs in addition to 7 rushing yards. With this performance, Garoppolo was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. In addition, Garoppolo entered the UFFLE Hall Of Fame with this performance as the 1st-ranked individual weekly player score in league history. They also got help from a 9 point effort from Nick Chubb, who got by the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 92 rushing yards.

“I’m really proud of the way our guys hung in there,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

The Slim Shaggys were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Patrick Mahomes, who snuck past the Los Angeles Chargers defense for 182 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 59 rushing yards. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Marvin Jones, who snuck past the Dallas Cowboys defense for 43 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.

“It’s going to be a long plane ride home,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Adding salt to the wound, The Slim Shaggys could have scored 81 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mark Olson left key players like Philip Rivers and his corresponding 21 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Bad Attitudes to 8-3, and drops The Slim Shaggys to a record of 6-5.

Coming up in week 12, Bad Attitudes are at the 9-2 Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 1-point favorite, while the 5-6 October Hunters are at The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 1.7-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
October Hunters 109 Greasy Weasels 91
Elvis Impersonators 101 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 58
Vinny’s Gang 63 Grid Iron Bullies 69
The Slim Shaggys 68 Bad Attitudes 71
The Hellfish 51 The Undergarments 50
Squishy Fuzz 62 Z-Squad 68

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The Hellfish (103) AT Elvis Impersonators (122)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 11, 2019) In a week 10 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, Elvis Impersonators beat a strong The Hellfish team by a score of 122 to 103, extending the winning streak for Elvis Impersonators to 3 games.

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 19 point victory by a 28 point effort from Kyler Murray, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 324 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 38 rushing yards. With this performance, Murray was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 10. They also got help from a 23 point effort from Dalvin Cook, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 97 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 86 receiving yards.

“We proved we’re the better team,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from Kirk Cousins, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 220 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 5 rushing yards. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Melvin Gordon, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 108 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 25 receiving yards.

“They outplayed us in every phase of the game,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

The Hellfish drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 9 out of 10 other potential opponents in week 10.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 7-3, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 4-6.

Coming up in week 11, Elvis Impersonators are at the 4-6 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 30.0-point underdog, while The Hellfish are at the 4-6 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 3.7-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
The Hellfish 103 Elvis Impersonators 122
October Hunters 79 Vinny’s Gang 110
Squishy Fuzz 87 The Slim Shaggys 56
Grid Iron Bullies 81 Greasy Weasels 92
The Undergarments 49.85 Z-Squad 48.95
Bad Attitudes 77 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 61