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San Quentin Saints (62) at Squishy Fuzz (96)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 27, 2008) In a week 8 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Squishy Fuzz embarrassed a hapless San Quentin Saints team by a score of 96 to 62, behind the support of 72,867 faithful fans.

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 34 point victory by a 26 point effort from Santana Moss, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 140 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. With this performance, Moss was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 8. They also got help from a 25 point effort from Drew Brees, who beat the San Diego Chargers defense for 339 passing yards and 3 passing tds.

“We weren’t going to just lie down,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

San Quentin Saints were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Donovan McNabb, who got by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 253 passing yards in addition to 25 rushing yards. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Thomas Jones, who snuck past the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 54 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 6 receiving yards.

“We didn’t get the job done,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 7-2, and drops San Quentin Saints to a record of 6-2-1.

Coming up in week 9, the 3-4-2 The Slim Shaggys are at San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 1.7-point favorite, while the 7-2 Twee Twerps are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 14.9-point favorite.

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San Quentin Saints (64) at The Wondrful Gazonks (71)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 20, 2008) In a week 7 UFFLE classic, The Wondrful Gazonks squeaked by a tough San Quentin Saints team by a score of 71 to 64.

The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 7 point victory by a 19 point effort from Sammy Morris, who beat the Denver Broncos defense for 138 rushing yards and 1 rushing td. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Derrick Mason, who got by the Miami Dolphins defense for 87 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“This was a good win for us,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

San Quentin Saints were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Willis McGahee, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 105 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 47 receiving yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Thomas Jones, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 159 rushing yards.

“We dug ourselves a deep hole,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 3-4-1, and drops San Quentin Saints to a record of 6-1-1.

Coming up in week 8, The Wondrful Gazonks are at the 3-5 Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 28.5-point favorite, while San Quentin Saints are at the 6-2 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 19.4-point favorite.

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San Quentin Saints (85) at Bad Attitudes (73)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 13, 2008) In a week 6 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, San Quentin Saints beat a strong Bad Attitudes team by a score of 85 to 73, extending the winning streak for San Quentin Saints to 3 games.

San Quentin Saints were led to their 12 point victory by a 25 point effort from Thomas Jones, who snuck past the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 65 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 13 receiving yards. With this performance, Jones was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 6. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Donovan McNabb, who got by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 280 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 4 rushing yards.

“It hasn’t sunk in yet,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 23 point effort from Correll Buckhalter, who got by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 93 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 85 receiving yards. With this performance, Buckhalter was the number 5 ranked running back for week 6. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Bernard Berrian, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 131 receiving yards and 1 receiving td in addition to 3 rushing yards.

“He always has his team ready to play,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Causing further embarrassment, Bad Attitudes could have scored 91 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Steve Spickenreuther left key players like Marvin Harrison and his corresponding 20 points on the bench.

This brings the record for San Quentin Saints to 6-0-1, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 1-6.

Coming up in week 7, San Quentin Saints are at the 2-4-1 The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 19.4-point underdog, while the 6-1 Squishy Fuzz are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 32.3-point underdog.

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Vinny’s Gang (38) at San Quentin Saints (68)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 6, 2008) In a week 5 UFFLE matchup, San Quentin Saints embarrassed a hapless Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 68 to 38, extending the losing streak for Vinny’s Gang to 5 games.

San Quentin Saints were led to their 30 point victory by a 13 point effort from Joseph Addai, who snuck past the Houston Texans defense for 71 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 3 receiving yards. They also got help from a 10 point effort from the Jacksonville Jaguars Defensive Team.

“We finally got the monkey off our backs,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 14 point effort from Chad Pennington, who got by the San Diego Chargers defense for 228 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 3 rushing yards. They also got help from a 7 point effort from Nick Folk, who snuck past the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 1 field goals made and 4 extra points.

“They’ve had our number all season,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

This brings the record for San Quentin Saints to 5-0-1, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 1-5.

Coming up in week 6, Vinny’s Gang are at the 1-4-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 3.7-point favorite, while San Quentin Saints are at the 1-5 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 23.8-point underdog.

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Grid Iron Bullies (74) at San Quentin Saints (82)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 29, 2008) In a week 4 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, San Quentin Saints squeaked by a tough Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 82 to 74.

San Quentin Saints were led to their 8 point victory by a 18 point effort from Jerricho Cotchery, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for 67 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds. With this performance, Cotchery was the number 6 ranked wide receiver for week 4. They also got help from a 16 point effort from DeSean Jackson, who snuck past the Chicago Bears defense for 71 receiving yards and 1 receiving td in addition to 35 rushing yards.

“It feels great to be world champions,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 16 point effort from JaMarcus Russell, who got by the San Diego Chargers defense for 277 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 4 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Jason Witten, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 90 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“We came out flat,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

This brings the record for San Quentin Saints to 4-0-1, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 1-4.

Coming up in week 5, the 1-4 Vinny’s Gang are at San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 10.2-point favorite, while the 1-4 Bad Attitudes are at Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 17.2-point favorite.

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Grid Iron Bullies (64) at San Quentin Saints (68)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 22, 2008) In a week 3 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, San Quentin Saints squeaked by a tough Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 68 to 64.

San Quentin Saints were led to their 4 point victory by a 20 point effort from Joseph Addai, who got by the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 78 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 10 receiving yards. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Donovan McNabb, who snuck past the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 196 passing yards and 1 passing td.

“This team shows a lot of resiliency,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Julius Jones, who beat the St. Louis Rams defense for 140 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 4 receiving yards. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Peyton Manning, who got by the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 216 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 12 rushing yards.

“We only have to look in the mirror,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Adding salt to the wound, Grid Iron Bullies could have scored 71 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Eric Bell left key players like JaMarcus Russell and his corresponding 16 points on the bench.

This brings the record for San Quentin Saints to 3-0-1, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 1-3.

Coming up in week 4, the 1-3 Grid Iron Bullies are at San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 13-point favorite, while Grid Iron Bullies are at the 3-0-1 San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 13-point favorite.

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San Quentin Saints (68) at Z-Squad (68)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 22, 2008) In a week 3 UFFLE showdown, Z-Squad tied a tough San Quentin Saints team by a score of 68 to 68.

Z-Squad were helped out by a 22 point effort from Frank Gore, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 130 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 32 receiving yards. With this performance, Gore was the number 5 ranked running back for week 3. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Matt Prater, who snuck past the New Orleans Saints defense for 2 field goals made and 4 extra points.

San Quentin Saints were helped out by a 20 point effort from Joseph Addai, who got by the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 78 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 10 receiving yards. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Donovan McNabb, who snuck past the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 196 passing yards and 1 passing td.

Compounding the issue, San Quentin Saints could have scored 82 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Sean Boggess left key players like Jason Campbell and his corresponding 17 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 2-0-2, and drops San Quentin Saints to a record of 3-0-1.

Coming up in week 4, Z-Squad are at the 1-3 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 28.8-point underdog, while the 1-3 Grid Iron Bullies are at San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 13-point favorite.

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San Quentin Saints (65) at Bad Attitudes (20)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 15, 2008) In a week 2 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, San Quentin Saints embarrassed a hapless Bad Attitudes team by a score of 65 to 20.

San Quentin Saints were led to their 45 point victory by a 19 point effort from Donovan McNabb, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 281 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 20 rushing yards. They also got help from a 11 point effort from DeSean Jackson, who beat the Dallas Cowboys defense for 110 receiving yards.

“I’m really proud of the way our guys hung in there,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 6 point effort from Kevin Smith, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 40 rushing yards in addition to 21 receiving yards. They also got help from a 4 point effort from Justin Fargas, who snuck past the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 43 rushing yards.

“It’s going to be a long plane ride home,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

This brings the record for San Quentin Saints to 2-0, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 1-1.

Coming up in week 3, Bad Attitudes are at the 0-2 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 34-point favorite, while the 0-2 Grid Iron Bullies are at San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 22-point favorite, while San Quentin Saints are at the 1-0-1 Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 0.5-point favorite, while Bad Attitudes are at the 1-1 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 27-point favorite.

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The Undergarments (65) at San Quentin Saints (94)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 9, 2008) In a week 1 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, San Quentin Saints embarrassed a hapless The Undergarments team by a score of 94 to 65.

San Quentin Saints were led to their 29 point victory by a 27 point effort from Donovan McNabb, who tore apart the St. Louis Rams defense for 361 passing yards and 3 passing tds in addition to 3 rushing yards. With this performance, McNabb was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 1. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Thomas Jones, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 101 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 2 receiving yards.

“It was a hard-fought contest,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

The Undergarments were helped out in a losing cause by a 19 point effort from Tony Romo, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 320 passing yards and 1 passing td. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Ladainian Tomlinson, who got by the Carolina Panthers defense for 97 rushing yards in addition to 15 receiving yards.

“It just wasn’t meant to be,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

This brings the record for San Quentin Saints to 1-0, and drops The Undergarments to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, the 0-1 Grid Iron Bullies are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 13-point favorite, while San Quentin Saints are at the 1-0 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 25.0-point underdog.

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