Vinny’s Gang Keepers

Vinny’s Gang will be keeping Adrian Peterson (2nd Round Pick), Ronnie Brown (3rd Round Pick), and Cedric Benson (8th Round Pick).

Vinny’s Gang (86) at Twee Twerps (73)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 1, 2008) In a week 13 UFFLE classic, Vinny’s Gang beat a strong Twee Twerps team by a score of 86 to 73, silencing a partisan crowd of 73,209.

Vinny’s Gang were led to their 13 point victory by a 26 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the Carolina Panthers defense for 298 passing yards and 3 passing tds in addition to 26 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 2 ranked quarterback for week 13. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who beat the Chicago Bears defense for 131 rushing yards and 1 rushing td.

“This win is for all the fans,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Twee Twerps were helped out in a losing cause by a 23 point effort from Jay Cutler, who tore apart the New York Jets defense for 357 passing yards and 2 passing tds. With this performance, Cutler was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 13. They also got help from a 13 point effort from the Tennessee Titans Defensive Team.

“We weren’t mentally prepared,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

Compounding the issue, Twee Twerps could have scored 94 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Bob Filipy left key players like Antonio Bryant and his corresponding 13 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Vinny’s Gang to 5-10-1, and drops Twee Twerps to a record of 10-5-1.

Coming up in week 14, the 8-5-3 The Slim Shaggys are at Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 1.9-point favorite.

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Grid Iron Bullies (46) at Vinny’s Gang (89)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 24, 2008) In a week 12 UFFLE showdown, Vinny’s Gang embarrassed a hapless Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 89 to 46, behind the support of 71,274 faithful fans.

Vinny’s Gang were led to their 43 point victory by a 28 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 248 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 36 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 12. They also got help from a 19 point effort from the Tampa Bay Buccaneers Defensive Team.

“We feed off the energy of our fans,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from Peyton Manning, who got by the San Diego Chargers defense for 255 passing yards and 2 passing tds. They also got help from a 9 point effort from Ricky Williams, who snuck past the New England Patriots defense for 21 rushing yards in addition to 19 receiving yards.

“The ball just didn’t bounce our way,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

This brings the record for Vinny’s Gang to 4-10-1, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 5-10.

Coming up in week 13, the 7-5-3 The Slim Shaggys are at Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 15.7-point underdog, while Vinny’s Gang are at the 10-4-1 Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 13.7-point favorite.

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Vinny’s Gang (89) at Greasy Weasels (97)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 24, 2008) In a week 12 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, Greasy Weasels squeaked by a tough Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 97 to 89, behind the support of 72,133 faithful fans.

Greasy Weasels were led to their 8 point victory by a 21 point effort from Philip Rivers, who got by the Indianapolis Colts defense for 288 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 15 rushing yards. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Warrick Dunn, who got by the Detroit Lions defense for 90 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 37 receiving yards.

“This team shows a lot of pride,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 28 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 248 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 36 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 12. They also got help from a 19 point effort from the Tampa Bay Buccaneers Defensive Team.

“We came up a little short,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Causing further embarrassment, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 116 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Chad Pennington and his corresponding 32 points on the bench.

Vinny’s Gang drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 12.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 8-7, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 4-10-1.

Coming up in week 13, Greasy Weasels are at the 11-4 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 5.5-point favorite, while Vinny’s Gang are at the 10-4-1 Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 13.7-point favorite.

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Elvis Impersonators (89) at Vinny’s Gang (57)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 17, 2008) In a week 11 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, Elvis Impersonators embarrassed a hapless Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 89 to 57, extending the losing streak for Vinny’s Gang to 3 games.

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 32 point victory by a 22 point effort from Kurt Warner, who tore apart the Seattle Seahawks defense for 395 passing yards and 1 passing td. With this performance, Warner was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 11. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Michael Turner, who got by the Denver Broncos defense for 81 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds.

“This is the greatest feeling in the world,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 227 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 1 rushing yards. They also got help from a 9 point effort from Donnie Avery, who got by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 93 receiving yards.

“We didn’t maintain the intensity for the entire 60 minutes,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 9-4, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 3-9-1.

Coming up in week 12, the 9-2-2 Z-Squad are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 10.6-point favorite, while the 5-8 Grid Iron Bullies are at Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 1.0-point underdog, while the 1-11-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 23.2-point favorite, while Vinny’s Gang are at the 6-7 Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 22-point favorite.

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Z-Squad (77) at Vinny’s Gang (57)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 17, 2008) In a week 11 UFFLE showdown, Z-Squad beat a strong Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 77 to 57, extending the winning streak for Z-Squad to 4 games.

Z-Squad were led to their 20 point victory by a 22 point effort from Frank Gore, who beat the St. Louis Rams defense for 106 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 8 receiving yards. With this performance, Gore was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Lance Moore, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 102 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“We really took it to ’em,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 227 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 1 rushing yards. They also got help from a 9 point effort from Donnie Avery, who got by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 93 receiving yards.

“They just made the big plays and we didn’t,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 9-2-2, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 3-9-1.

Coming up in week 12, Z-Squad are at the 9-4 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 10.6-point favorite, while the 5-8 Grid Iron Bullies are at Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 1.0-point underdog, while Vinny’s Gang are at the 6-7 Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 22-point favorite, while Z-Squad are at the 3-10 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 12.3-point underdog.

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Vinny’s Gang (45) at The Slim Shaggys (90)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 10, 2008) In a week 10 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, The Slim Shaggys embarrassed a hapless Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 90 to 45, behind the support of 65,995 faithful fans.

The Slim Shaggys were led to their 45 point victory by a 27 point effort from Maurice Jones-Drew, who snuck past the Detroit Lions defense for 70 rushing yards and 3 rushing tds in addition to 21 receiving yards. With this performance, Jones-Drew was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 10. They also got help from a 20 point effort from DeAngelo Williams, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 140 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 3 receiving yards.

“We weren’t going to just lie down,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 28 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who tore apart the Green Bay Packers defense for 192 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 33 receiving yards. With this performance, Peterson was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 10. They also got help from a 7 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who snuck past the Minnesota Vikings defense for 142 passing yards in addition to 1 rushing yards.

“Our defense was a non-factor,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 4-4-3, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 3-7-1.

Coming up in week 11, the 7-4 Elvis Impersonators are at Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 24.4-point underdog, while The Slim Shaggys are at the 1-9-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 11.0-point underdog, while The Slim Shaggys are at the 3-8 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 7.1-point underdog, while the 7-2-2 Z-Squad are at Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 14.0-point underdog.

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Vinny’s Gang (65) at The Hellfish (47)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 3, 2008) In a week 9 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Vinny’s Gang beat a strong The Hellfish team by a score of 65 to 47, extending the losing streak for The Hellfish to 5 games.

Vinny’s Gang were led to their 18 point victory by a 19 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 139 rushing yards and 1 rushing td. With this performance, Peterson was the number 2 ranked running back for week 9. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Chad Pennington, who got by the Denver Broncos defense for 281 passing yards.

“We came to play,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 14 point effort from the New York Jets Defensive Team. With this performance, the Jets was the number 1 ranked defensive team for week 9. They also got help from a 9 point effort from Kevin Boss, who snuck past the Dallas Cowboys defense for 30 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“It just wasn’t meant to be,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Compounding the issue, The Hellfish could have scored 89 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Wade Iverson left key players like Donald Driver and his corresponding 19 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Vinny’s Gang to 3-6-1, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 2-8.

Coming up in week 10, Vinny’s Gang are at the 3-4-3 The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 7.5-point favorite, while the 1-8-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 3.5-point favorite.

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The Slim Shaggys (57) at Vinny’s Gang (57)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 27, 2008) In a week 8 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Vinny’s Gang tied a tough The Slim Shaggys team by a score of 57 to 57, behind the support of 66,444 faithful fans.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out by a 18 point effort from Chad Pennington, who beat the Buffalo Bills defense for 314 passing yards and 1 passing td. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Laveranues Coles, who snuck past the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 64 receiving yards and 1 receiving td in addition to 6 rushing yards.

The Slim Shaggys were helped out by a 14 point effort from Andre Johnson, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 143 receiving yards. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Clinton Portis, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 126 rushing yards in addition to 6 receiving yards.

Causing further embarrassment, The Slim Shaggys could have scored 84 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Mark Olson left key players like DeAngelo Williams and his corresponding 17 points on the bench.

Vinny’s Gang took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 8.

This brings the record for Vinny’s Gang to 2-6-1, and drops The Slim Shaggys to a record of 3-4-2.

Coming up in week 9, The Slim Shaggys are at the 6-2-1 San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 1.7-point favorite, while Vinny’s Gang are at the 2-7 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 3.6-point favorite.

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Vinny’s Gang (64) at The Undergarments (81)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 20, 2008) In a week 7 UFFLE classic, The Undergarments beat a strong Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 81 to 64.

The Undergarments were led to their 17 point victory by a 23 point effort from Dominic Rhodes, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 73 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 41 receiving yards. With this performance, Rhodes was the number 6 ranked running back for week 7. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Matt Schaub, who got by the Detroit Lions defense for 267 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 1 rushing yards.

“It wasn’t pretty but we’ll take it,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 24 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who beat the Chicago Bears defense for 121 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 9 receiving yards. With this performance, Peterson was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 7. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who snuck past the Indianapolis Colts defense for 186 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 8 rushing yards.

“You’ve got to hand it to them,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 6-2, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 2-6.

Coming up in week 8, the 3-4-1 The Slim Shaggys are at Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 9.9-point underdog, while the 2-6 Bad Attitudes are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 22.8-point favorite.

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