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Vinny’s Gang (89) at Greasy Weasels (97)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 24, 2008) In a week 12 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, Greasy Weasels squeaked by a tough Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 97 to 89, behind the support of 72,133 faithful fans.

Greasy Weasels were led to their 8 point victory by a 21 point effort from Philip Rivers, who got by the Indianapolis Colts defense for 288 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 15 rushing yards. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Warrick Dunn, who got by the Detroit Lions defense for 90 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 37 receiving yards.

“This team shows a lot of pride,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 28 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 248 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 36 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 12. They also got help from a 19 point effort from the Tampa Bay Buccaneers Defensive Team.

“We came up a little short,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Causing further embarrassment, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 116 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Chad Pennington and his corresponding 32 points on the bench.

Vinny’s Gang drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 12.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 8-7, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 4-10-1.

Coming up in week 13, Greasy Weasels are at the 11-4 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 5.5-point favorite, while Vinny’s Gang are at the 10-4-1 Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 13.7-point favorite.

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The Slim Shaggys (81) at Bad Attitudes (67)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 24, 2008) In a week 12 UFFLE battle, The Slim Shaggys beat a strong Bad Attitudes team by a score of 81 to 67, extending the losing streak for Bad Attitudes to 7 games.

The Slim Shaggys were led to their 14 point victory by a 22 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 243 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 13 rushing yards. They also got help from a 19 point effort from DeAngelo Williams, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 101 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 19 receiving yards.

“It hasn’t sunk in yet,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 30 point effort from Randy Moss, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 125 receiving yards and 3 receiving tds. With this performance, Moss was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. They also got help from a 8 point effort from BenJarvus Green-Ellis, who snuck past the Miami Dolphins defense for 20 rushing yards and 1 rushing td.

“They wanted it more than we did,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 7-5-3, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 2-13.

Coming up in week 13, The Slim Shaggys are at the 5-10 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 15.7-point underdog, while the 1-13-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 3.3-point favorite.

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Z-Squad (58) at The Hellfish (89)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 24, 2008) In a week 12 UFFLE rivalry, The Hellfish embarrassed a hapless Z-Squad team by a score of 89 to 58, behind the support of 74,400 faithful fans.

The Hellfish were led to their 31 point victory by a 26 point effort from Matt Forte, who beat the St. Louis Rams defense for 132 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 14 receiving yards. With this performance, Forte was the number 2 ranked running back for week 12. They also got help from a 24 point effort from Jake Delhomme, who got by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 295 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 18 rushing yards.

“This win is for all the fans,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 14 point effort from the Buffalo Bills Defensive Team. With this performance, the Bills was the number 5 ranked defensive team for week 12. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Jeff Garcia, who snuck past the Detroit Lions defense for 165 passing yards and 2 passing tds.

“There were too many defensive lapses,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Adding salt to the wound, Z-Squad could have scored 100 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Michael Grosz left key players like Lance Moore and his corresponding 23 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Hellfish to 5-10, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 9-4-2.

Coming up in week 13, the 10-3-2 San Quentin Saints are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 12.3-point underdog, while Z-Squad are at the 7-7-1 The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 3.5-point underdog.

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The Wondrful Gazonks (89) at The Undergarments (86)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 24, 2008) In a week 12 UFFLE battle, The Wondrful Gazonks squeaked by a tough The Undergarments team by a score of 89 to 86, silencing a partisan crowd of 65,591.

The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 3 point victory by a 23 point effort from Tyler Thigpen, who got by the Buffalo Bills defense for 240 passing yards and 3 passing tds in addition to 29 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from the Baltimore Ravens Defensive Team.

“Everyone counted us out before the season started,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

The Undergarments were helped out in a losing cause by a 26 point effort from Tony Romo, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 341 passing yards and 3 passing tds. With this performance, Romo was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 12. They also got help from a 15 point effort from the Minnesota Vikings Defensive Team.

“They caught us on an off night,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Causing further embarrassment, The Undergarments could have scored 91 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Eric Overgaard left key players like Dominic Rhodes and his corresponding 10 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 7-7-1, and drops The Undergarments to a record of 8-7.

Coming up in week 13, the 9-4-2 Z-Squad are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 3.5-point underdog, while the 12-2-1 Squishy Fuzz are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 12.9-point underdog.

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Grid Iron Bullies (46) at Twee Twerps (70)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 24, 2008) In a week 12 UFFLE rivalry, Twee Twerps embarrassed a hapless Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 70 to 46, behind the support of 73,263 faithful fans.

Twee Twerps were led to their 24 point victory by a 16 point effort from Steve Smith, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 168 receiving yards. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Ryan Longwell, who snuck past the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 3 field goals made and 3 extra points.

“A win is a win,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from Peyton Manning, who got by the San Diego Chargers defense for 255 passing yards and 2 passing tds. They also got help from a 9 point effort from Ricky Williams, who snuck past the New England Patriots defense for 21 rushing yards in addition to 19 receiving yards.

“Give them all the credit,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Adding salt to the wound, Grid Iron Bullies could have scored 75 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Eric Bell left key players like Kevin Faulk and his corresponding 16 points on the bench.

Twee Twerps took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 9 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 12.

This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 10-4-1, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 5-10.

Coming up in week 13, the 7-5-3 The Slim Shaggys are at Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 15.7-point underdog, while the 4-10-1 Vinny’s Gang are at Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 13.7-point favorite.

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San Quentin Saints (72) at Squishy Fuzz (91)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 24, 2008) In a week 12 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, Squishy Fuzz beat a strong San Quentin Saints team by a score of 91 to 72, extending the winning streak for Squishy Fuzz to 5 games.

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 19 point victory by a 28 point effort from Drew Brees, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 323 passing yards and 4 passing tds. With this performance, Brees was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 12. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Marshawn Lynch, who got by the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 79 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 25 receiving yards.

“We’re going to use this win as a building block,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

San Quentin Saints were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Thomas Jones, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 96 rushing yards in addition to 21 receiving yards. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Marques Colston, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 70 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“We didn’t match their intensity,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 12-2-1, and drops San Quentin Saints to a record of 10-3-2.

Coming up in week 13, San Quentin Saints are at the 5-10 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 12.3-point underdog, while Squishy Fuzz are at the 8-7 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 12.9-point underdog.

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