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Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (75) at The Wondrful Gazonks (46)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 6, 2008) In a week 5 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts embarrassed a hapless The Wondrful Gazonks team by a score of 75 to 46, extending the losing streak for The Wondrful Gazonks to 3 games.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were led to their 29 point victory by a 19 point effort from Eli Manning, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 267 passing yards and 2 passing tds. With this performance, Manning was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 5. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Hines Ward, who got by the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 90 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“We brought our A-game,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

The Wondrful Gazonks were helped out in a losing cause by a 14 point effort from John Carney, who snuck past the Seattle Seahawks defense for 3 field goals made and 5 extra points. With this performance, Carney was the number 2 ranked place kicker for week 5. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Brian Westbrook, who snuck past the Washington Redskins defense for 33 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 51 receiving yards.

“I’m really proud of our guys,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

This brings the record for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 1-4-1, and drops The Wondrful Gazonks to a record of 2-3-1.

Coming up in week 6, the 1-5 Vinny’s Gang are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 3.7-point favorite, while the 4-2 Twee Twerps are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 26.3-point underdog.

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Bad Attitudes (71) at Grid Iron Bullies (82)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 6, 2008) In a week 5 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, Grid Iron Bullies beat a strong Bad Attitudes team by a score of 82 to 71, extending the losing streak for Bad Attitudes to 5 games.

Grid Iron Bullies were led to their 11 point victory by a 18 point effort from Peyton Manning, who got by the Houston Texans defense for 247 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 8 rushing yards. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Devery Henderson, who beat the Minnesota Vikings defense for 104 receiving yards and 1 receiving td in addition to 7 rushing yards.

“This is the greatest feeling in the world,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Randy Moss, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 111 receiving yards and 1 receiving td in addition to 2 rushing yards. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Gus Frerotte, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 222 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 4 rushing yards.

“They outplayed us in every phase of the game,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Causing further embarrassment, Bad Attitudes could have scored 96 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Steve Spickenreuther left key players like Bernard Berrian and his corresponding 17 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Grid Iron Bullies to 2-4, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 1-5.

Coming up in week 6, the 5-1 Squishy Fuzz are at Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 27.3-point underdog, while the 5-0-1 San Quentin Saints are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 23.8-point underdog.

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Elvis Impersonators (99) at Vinny’s Gang (88)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 29, 2008) In a week 4 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, Elvis Impersonators beat a strong Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 99 to 88, extending the winning streak for Elvis Impersonators to 3 games.

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 11 point victory by a 31 point effort from Larry Johnson, who tore apart the Denver Broncos defense for 198 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds. With this performance, Johnson was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 4. They also got help from a 29 point effort from Kurt Warner, who tore apart the New York Jets defense for 472 passing yards and 2 passing tds.

“We sent a message here today,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 80 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 21 receiving yards. With this performance, Peterson was the number 3 ranked running back for week 4. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who snuck past the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 165 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 8 rushing yards.

“We weren’t mentally prepared,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Adding salt to the wound, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 109 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Laveranues Coles and his corresponding 28 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 3-2, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 1-4.

Coming up in week 5, the 4-1 Twee Twerps are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 2.6-point favorite, while Vinny’s Gang are at the 4-0-1 San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 10.2-point favorite.

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Greasy Weasels (114) at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (64)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 29, 2008) In a week 4 UFFLE rivalry, Greasy Weasels embarrassed a hapless Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 114 to 64, extending the losing streak for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 3 games.

Greasy Weasels were led to their 50 point victory by a 22 point effort from Greg Jennings, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 109 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds. With this performance, Jennings was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 4. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Chris Johnson, who snuck past the Minnesota Vikings defense for 61 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 14 receiving yards.

“This team has served notice,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 19 point effort from Edgerrin James, who snuck past the New York Jets defense for 29 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 37 receiving yards. With this performance, James was the number 5 ranked running back for week 4. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Michael Bush, who snuck past the San Diego Chargers defense for 48 rushing yards in addition to 80 receiving yards.

“We came out flat,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 2-3, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 0-4-1.

Coming up in week 5, the 4-1 The Undergarments are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 13-point favorite, while Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at the 2-2-1 The Wondrful Gazonks.

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Squishy Fuzz (72) at The Slim Shaggys (48)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 29, 2008) In a week 4 UFFLE rivalry, Squishy Fuzz embarrassed a hapless The Slim Shaggys team by a score of 72 to 48, extending the winning streak for Squishy Fuzz to 5 games.

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 24 point victory by a 27 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the San Francisco 49ers defense for 363 passing yards and 3 passing tds. With this performance, Brees was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 4. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Santana Moss, who beat the Dallas Cowboys defense for 145 receiving yards.

“I’m happy I could make a contribution,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

The Slim Shaggys were helped out in a losing cause by a 13 point effort from Clinton Portis, who beat the Dallas Cowboys defense for 121 rushing yards in addition to 14 receiving yards. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who snuck past the Baltimore Ravens defense for 191 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 3 rushing yards.

“We didn’t get the big breaks today,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 5-0, and drops The Slim Shaggys to a record of 0-4-1.

Coming up in week 5, The Slim Shaggys are at the 2-3 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 9-point favorite, while the 3-0-2 Z-Squad are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 26.6-point favorite.

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The Wondrful Gazonks (63) at The Hellfish (66)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 29, 2008) In a week 4 UFFLE showdown, The Hellfish squeaked by a tough The Wondrful Gazonks team by a score of 66 to 63.

The Hellfish were led to their 3 point victory by a 20 point effort from Jake Delhomme, who got by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 294 passing yards and 2 passing tds. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Terrell Owens, who snuck past the Washington Redskins defense for 71 receiving yards and 1 receiving td in addition to 11 rushing yards.

“We played our hearts out,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

The Wondrful Gazonks were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Anquan Boldin, who beat the New York Jets defense for 119 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Antonio Gates, who snuck past the Oakland Raiders defense for 58 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“We don’t care about moral victories,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

This brings the record for The Hellfish to 2-3, and drops The Wondrful Gazonks to a record of 2-2-1.

Coming up in week 5, the 0-4-1 The Slim Shaggys are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 9-point favorite, while the 0-4-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at The Wondrful Gazonks.

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Z-Squad (67) at Bad Attitudes (50)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 29, 2008) In a week 4 UFFLE showdown, Z-Squad beat a strong Bad Attitudes team by a score of 67 to 50, extending the losing streak for Bad Attitudes to 4 games.

Z-Squad were led to their 17 point victory by a 17 point effort from Matt Prater, who snuck past the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 4 field goals made and 1 extra point. With this performance, Prater was the number 1 ranked place kicker for week 4. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Frank Gore, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 82 rushing yards in addition to 31 receiving yards.

“This MVP award belongs to the whole team,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 14 point effort from Correll Buckhalter, who snuck past the Chicago Bears defense for 66 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 24 receiving yards. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Gus Frerotte, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 266 passing yards.

“The ball just didn’t bounce our way,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 3-0-2, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 1-4.

Coming up in week 5, Z-Squad are at the 5-0 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 26.6-point favorite, while Bad Attitudes are at the 1-4 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 17.2-point favorite.

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Twee Twerps (92) at The Undergarments (97)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 29, 2008) In a week 4 UFFLE matchup, The Undergarments squeaked by a tough Twee Twerps team by a score of 97 to 92, extending the winning streak for The Undergarments to 4 games.

The Undergarments were led to their 5 point victory by a 24 point effort from Tony Romo, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 300 passing yards and 3 passing tds in addition to 7 rushing yards. With this performance, Romo was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 4. They also got help from a 22 point effort from Ladainian Tomlinson, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 106 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 9 receiving yards.

“I’m really proud of the way our guys hung in there,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Twee Twerps were helped out in a losing cause by a 24 point effort from Steven Jackson, who beat the Buffalo Bills defense for 110 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 78 receiving yards. With this performance, Jackson was the number 2 ranked running back for week 4. They also got help from a 21 point effort from Jay Cutler, who tore apart the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 361 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 6 rushing yards.

“They wanted it more than we did,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

Compounding the issue, Twee Twerps could have scored 100 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Bob Filipy left key players like Matt Jones and his corresponding 13 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 4-1, and drops Twee Twerps to a record of 4-1.

Coming up in week 5, Twee Twerps are at the 3-2 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 2.6-point favorite, while The Undergarments are at the 2-3 Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 13-point favorite.

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Grid Iron Bullies (74) at San Quentin Saints (82)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 29, 2008) In a week 4 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, San Quentin Saints squeaked by a tough Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 82 to 74.

San Quentin Saints were led to their 8 point victory by a 18 point effort from Jerricho Cotchery, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for 67 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds. With this performance, Cotchery was the number 6 ranked wide receiver for week 4. They also got help from a 16 point effort from DeSean Jackson, who snuck past the Chicago Bears defense for 71 receiving yards and 1 receiving td in addition to 35 rushing yards.

“It feels great to be world champions,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 16 point effort from JaMarcus Russell, who got by the San Diego Chargers defense for 277 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 4 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Jason Witten, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 90 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“We came out flat,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

This brings the record for San Quentin Saints to 4-0-1, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 1-4.

Coming up in week 5, the 1-4 Vinny’s Gang are at San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 10.2-point favorite, while the 1-4 Bad Attitudes are at Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 17.2-point favorite.

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Website Changes

You many notice some changes to the MFL website today. It was brought to my attention that an owner was missing the old “Top 10” report. I added tabs to the MFL site to allow me to add more content, yet keep it looking clean. I hope you all like the changes. If you have any other ideas, let me know. I am always open to suggestions.

**Update** I have added a little script on the “Playoffs” tab that figures out the playoff teams as of right now. You have to click on the link to show the playoff tables in order to prevent longer load times for the entire site.

**Update** I posted on the message board all the updates that I made to the site. I hope you like them all.