Week 5 Recaps

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Pickled Harrons (85.15) at Vinny’s Gang (84.05)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 10, 2022) In a week 5 UFFLE event, the 3-2 Pickled Harrons squeaked by a tough 3-2 Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 85.15 to 84.05, silencing a partisan crowd of 71,995.

Joe Burrow

Pickled Harrons were led to their 1.10 point victory by a 20.45 point effort from Joe Burrow, who got by the Baltimore Ravens defense for 217 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 6 rushing yards. They also got help from a 17.30 point effort from DK Metcalf, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 88 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“I’m in a state of shock,” Pickled Harrons coach Cooper Harron said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 19.90 point effort from Christian McCaffrey, who snuck past the San Francisco 49ers defense for 54 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 50 receiving yards. They also got help from a 18.50 point effort from Rhamondre Stevenson, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 161 rushing yards in addition to 14 receiving yards.

“We didn’t match their intensity,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Compounding the issue, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 99.25 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Jakobi Meyers and his corresponding 20.60 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Pickled Harrons to 3-2, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 3-2.

Coming up in week 6, Vinny’s Gang are at the 2-3 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 3.4-point favorite, while the 0-5 Elvis Impersonators are at Pickled Harrons, where Pickled Harrons are an early 10.4-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 69.65 October Hunters 77.35
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 74.80 Bad Attitudes 76.30
Squishy Fuzz 80.70 The Lawn Wranglers 74.70
The Undergarments 110.85 The Slim Shaggys 84.20
Pickled Harrons 85.15 Vinny’s Gang 84.05
The Hellfish 145.00 Z-Squad 100.80
Elvis Impersonators 101.85 Grid Iron Bullies 124.90

Week 4 Recaps

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Z-Squad (108.35) at Elvis Impersonators (106.15)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 3, 2022) In a week 4 UFFLE classic, the 4-0 Z-Squad squeaked by a hapless 0-4 Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 108.35 to 106.15, extending their winning streak to 4 games.

Kyler Murray

Z-Squad were led to their 2.20 point victory by a 24.95 point effort from Kyler Murray, who got by the Carolina Panthers defense for 207 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 26 rushing yards. With this performance, Murray was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 4. They also got help from a 23.40 point effort from Jamaal Williams, who beat the Seattle Seahawks defense for 108 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 1 receiving yards.

“It wasn’t pretty but we’ll take it,” Z-Squad coach Joshua Grosz said.

Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 28.25 point effort from Tom Brady, who tore apart the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 385 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. With this performance, Brady was the number 3 ranked quarterback for week 4. They also got help from a 18.00 point effort from Greg Joseph, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 5 field goals made and 1 extra point.

“We beat ourselves,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Causing further embarrassment, Elvis Impersonators could have scored 118.75 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Brandon Mannie left key players like Jeffery Wilson and his corresponding 13.40 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 4-0, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 0-4.

Coming up in week 5, the 2-2 The Hellfish are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 5.5-point favorite, while Elvis Impersonators are at the 1-3 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 3.6-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
The Slim Shaggys 99.55 Greasy Weasels 63.75
Z-Squad 108.35 Elvis Impersonators 106.15
Pickled Harrons 68.25 Squishy Fuzz 102.00
Vinny’s Gang 84.95 The Lawn Wranglers 73.10
The Hellfish 108.55 Bad Attitudes 67.20
Grid Iron Bullies 94.95 The Undergarments 125.95
October Hunters 111.10 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 85.90

Week 3 Recaps

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Greasy Weasels (80.4) at The Hellfish (80.3)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 26, 2022) In a week 3 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, the 3-0 Greasy Weasels squeaked by a mediocre 1-2 The Hellfish team by a score of 80.40 to 80.30, extending their winning streak to 3 games.

Ryan Tannehill

Greasy Weasels were led to their 0.10 point victory by a 22.40 point effort from Ryan Tannehill, who got by the Las Vegas Raiders defense for 264 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 2 rushing yards. They also got help from a 11.90 point effort from Ja’Marr Chase, who snuck past the New York Jets defense for 29 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We’re going to use this win as a building block,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 20.60 point effort from Saquon Barkley, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 81 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 45 receiving yards. With this performance, Barkley was the number 5 ranked running back for week 3. They also got help from a 15.90 point effort from Travis Kelce, who snuck past the Indianapolis Colts defense for 58 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 1 rushing yards.

“We didn’t get the big breaks today,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Adding salt to the wound, The Hellfish could have scored 110.10 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Wade Iverson left key players like Russell Gage and his corresponding 20.70 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 3-0, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 1-2.

Coming up in week 4, the 2-1 The Slim Shaggys are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 4.7-point favorite, while The Hellfish are at the 1-2 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 4.8-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 80.40 The Hellfish 80.30
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 80.10 Squishy Fuzz 83.05
The Undergarments 101.90 Bad Attitudes 87.50
The Lawn Wranglers 85.00 Pickled Harrons 85.95
Vinny’s Gang 82.00 Elvis Impersonators 54.95
Grid Iron Bullies 72.90 The Slim Shaggys 96.65
October Hunters 65.05 Z-Squad 107.20

Week 2 Recaps

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Squishy Fuzz (76.5) at Greasy Weasels (86.05)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 19, 2022) In a week 2 UFFLE clash, the 2-0 Greasy Weasels beat a hapless 0-2 Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 86.05 to 76.50, behind the support of 66,550 faithful fans at The Grease Pit.

Stefon Diggs

Greasy Weasels were led to their 9.55 point victory by a 38.80 point effort from Stefon Diggs, who beat the Tennessee Titans defense for 148 receiving yards and 3 receiving TDs. With this performance, Diggs was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 2. They also got help from a 9.00 point effort from Robbie Gould, who beat the Seattle Seahawks defense for 2 field goals made and 3 extra points.

“It hasn’t sunk in yet,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 22.60 point effort from Matthew Stafford, who got by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 272 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. They also got help from a 18.80 point effort from Rashod Bateman, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 108 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We came out flat,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Adding salt to the wound, Squishy Fuzz could have scored 92.70 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Scott Stanina left key players like Tee Higgins and his corresponding 16.10 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 2-0, and drops Squishy Fuzz to a record of 0-2.

Coming up in week 3, the 1-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 5-point favorite, while Greasy Weasels are at the 1-1 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 6.3-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
The Undergarments 126.75 Elvis Impersonators 55.50
Squishy Fuzz 76.50 Greasy Weasels 86.05
The Lawn Wranglers 75.40 Vinny’s Gang 84.30
Pickled Harrons 43.95 The Slim Shaggys 118.30
Bad Attitudes 136.85 Grid Iron Bullies 69.65
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 129.40 October Hunters 78.95
Z-Squad 112.15 The Hellfish 84.45

Week 1 Recaps

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Z-Squad (88.55) AT Bad Attitudes (84.5)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 12, 2022) In a week 1 UFFLE intra-divisional event, the Z-Squad squeaked by a hapless Bad Attitudes team by a score of 88.55 to 84.50, silencing a partisan crowd of 75,851.

Clyde Edwards-Helaire

Z-Squad were led to their 4.05 point victory by a 20.90 point effort from Clyde Edwards-Helaire, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for 42 rushing yards in addition to 32 receiving yards. With this performance, Edwards-Helaire was the number 6 ranked running back for week 1. They also got help from a 19.55 point effort from Kyler Murray, who snuck past the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 193 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 29 rushing yards.

“We really took it to ’em,” Z-Squad coach Joshua Grosz said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 21.80 point effort from Matt Ryan, who tore apart the Houston Texans defense for 352 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 12 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15.70 point effort from Jaylen Waddle, who snuck past the New England Patriots defense for 69 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 8 rushing yards.

“We lost our focus,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Compounding the issue, Bad Attitudes could have scored 92.50 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Steve Spickenreuther left key players like Christian Kirk and his corresponding 14.70 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 1-0, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, Bad Attitudes are at the 1-0 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 9.3-point favorite, while Z-Squad are at the 1-0 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 19.2-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Elvis Impersonators 76.10 The Lawn Wranglers 99.05
October Hunters 71.35 Pickled Harrons 83.10
The Slim Shaggys 84.25 The Hellfish 130.00
Greasy Weasels 114.90 Vinny’s Gang 48.20
Squishy Fuzz 83.40 Grid Iron Bullies 97.50
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 94.55 The Undergarments 133.05
Z-Squad 88.55 Bad Attitudes 84.50

2022 Draft Order

I just performed the random drawing for draft order. Remember, the playoff teams get the last six picks based on how they finished the 2021 season. The top 8 picks are a random draw of the non-playoff teams. The Rookie/Free Agent draft will be a five-round straight draft. Here is the draft order:

1. The Hellfish
2. Hot Buttered Moose Nuts
3. Grid Iron Bullies
4. Bad Attitudes
5. The Slim Shaggys
6. October Hunters
7. Z-Squad
8. Pickled Harrons
9. Vinny’s Gang
10. Greasy Weasels
11. Squishy Fuzz
12. The Undergarments
13. The Lawn Wranglers
14. Elvis Impersonators

Fantasy Bowl XXVIII

Fantasy Bowl XXVII

The Lawn Wranglers (76.95) at Elvis Impersonators (98.95)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Jan 3, 2022) In a week 17 UFFLE playoff battle, the 10-4 Elvis Impersonators destroyed a tough 8-6 The Lawn Wranglers team by a score of 98.95 to 76.95, silencing a partisan crowd of 78,431.

Trey Lance

Elvis Impersonators were helped out by a 21.55 point effort from Trey Lance, who got by the Houston Texans defense for 249 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 31 rushing yards. They also got help from a 21.30 point effort from AJ Dillon, who snuck past the Minnesota Vikings defense for 63 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 20 receiving yards.

“We weren’t going to just roll over,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

The Lawn Wranglers were helped out by a 18.05 point effort from Justin Herbert, who got by the Denver Broncos defense for 237 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 2 rushing yards. They also got help from a 17.20 point effort from Damien Harris, who snuck past the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 35 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 12 receiving yards.

“We had our chances but we let them slip away,” The Lawn Wranglers coach Todd Kammeijer said.

Adding salt to the wound, The Lawn Wranglers could have scored 113.25 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Todd Kammeijer left key players like Braxton Berrios and his corresponding 23.70 points on the bench.

2021 MVP and ROY

This season both the MVP and Rookie of the Year are from the Greasy Weasels. This year’s MVP is Jonathan Taylor.

This year’s Rookie of the Year is Ja’Marr Chase.

Playoffs Round 2 Recap

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Greasy Weasels (84.55) at Elvis Impersonators (108.9)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 27, 2021) In a week 16 UFFLE playoff showdown, the 10-4 Elvis Impersonators destroyed a tough 8-6 Greasy Weasels team by a score of 108.90 to 84.55, silencing a partisan crowd of 78,529 at The Grease Pit.

David Montgomery

Elvis Impersonators were helped out by a 20.10 point effort from David Montgomery, who snuck past the Seattle Seahawks defense for 45 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 61 receiving yards. They also got help from a 19.00 point effort from the Dallas Cowboys Defensive Team.

“Everyone counted us out before the season started,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out by a 18.00 point effort from Stefon Diggs, who got by the New England Patriots defense for 85 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. They also got help from a 16.00 point effort from Ja’Marr Chase, who beat the Baltimore Ravens defense for 125 receiving yards.

“They own us,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Compounding the issue, Greasy Weasels could have scored 109.15 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like Rex Burkhead and his corresponding 27.90 points on the bench.

Coming up in week 17, the 8-6 The Lawn Wranglers are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 17.4-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
The Lawn Wranglers 119.30 The Undergarments 90.45
Greasy Weasels 84.55 Elvis Impersonators 108.90

Playoffs Round 1 Recap

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Vinny’s Gang (62.85) at Greasy Weasels (66.85)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 21, 2021) In a week 15 UFFLE playoff clash, the 8-6 Greasy Weasels squeaked by a tough 8-6 Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 66.85 to 62.85, who have now lost 5 games in a row.

Jonathan Taylor

Greasy Weasels were led to their 4.00 point victory by a 23.00 point effort from Jonathan Taylor, who beat the New England Patriots defense for 170 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD. With this performance, Taylor was the number 2 ranked running back for week 15. They also got help from a 15.45 point effort from Ryan Tannehill, who snuck past the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 153 passing yards in addition to 18 rushing yards.

“We proved we’re the better team,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 13.85 point effort from Dak Prescott, who got by the New York Giants defense for 217 passing yards and 1 passing TD. They also got help from a 12.50 point effort from Sony Michel, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 92 rushing yards in addition to 23 receiving yards.

“We can still hold our heads high,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Causing further embarrassment, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 78.05 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like DeeJay Dallas and his corresponding 12.70 points on the bench.

Coming up in week 16, Greasy Weasels are at the 10-4 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 10.3-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Vinny’s Gang 62.85 Greasy Weasels 66.85
The Lawn Wranglers 87.10 Squishy Fuzz 64.60
The Undergarments Bye
Elvis Impersonators Bye