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2022 Draft Order

I just performed the random drawing for draft order. Remember, the playoff teams get the last six picks based on how they finished the 2021 season. The top 8 picks are a random draw of the non-playoff teams. The Rookie/Free Agent draft will be a five-round straight draft. Here is the draft order:

1. The Hellfish
2. Hot Buttered Moose Nuts
3. Grid Iron Bullies
4. Bad Attitudes
5. The Slim Shaggys
6. October Hunters
7. Z-Squad
8. Pickled Harrons
9. Vinny’s Gang
10. Greasy Weasels
11. Squishy Fuzz
12. The Undergarments
13. The Lawn Wranglers
14. Elvis Impersonators

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Fantasy Bowl XXVIII

Fantasy Bowl XXVII

The Lawn Wranglers (76.95) at Elvis Impersonators (98.95)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Jan 3, 2022) In a week 17 UFFLE playoff battle, the 10-4 Elvis Impersonators destroyed a tough 8-6 The Lawn Wranglers team by a score of 98.95 to 76.95, silencing a partisan crowd of 78,431.

Trey Lance

Elvis Impersonators were helped out by a 21.55 point effort from Trey Lance, who got by the Houston Texans defense for 249 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 31 rushing yards. They also got help from a 21.30 point effort from AJ Dillon, who snuck past the Minnesota Vikings defense for 63 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 20 receiving yards.

“We weren’t going to just roll over,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

The Lawn Wranglers were helped out by a 18.05 point effort from Justin Herbert, who got by the Denver Broncos defense for 237 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 2 rushing yards. They also got help from a 17.20 point effort from Damien Harris, who snuck past the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 35 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 12 receiving yards.

“We had our chances but we let them slip away,” The Lawn Wranglers coach Todd Kammeijer said.

Adding salt to the wound, The Lawn Wranglers could have scored 113.25 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Todd Kammeijer left key players like Braxton Berrios and his corresponding 23.70 points on the bench.

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2021 MVP and ROY

This season both the MVP and Rookie of the Year are from the Greasy Weasels. This year’s MVP is Jonathan Taylor.

This year’s Rookie of the Year is Ja’Marr Chase.

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Playoffs Round 2 Recap

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Greasy Weasels (84.55) at Elvis Impersonators (108.9)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 27, 2021) In a week 16 UFFLE playoff showdown, the 10-4 Elvis Impersonators destroyed a tough 8-6 Greasy Weasels team by a score of 108.90 to 84.55, silencing a partisan crowd of 78,529 at The Grease Pit.

David Montgomery

Elvis Impersonators were helped out by a 20.10 point effort from David Montgomery, who snuck past the Seattle Seahawks defense for 45 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 61 receiving yards. They also got help from a 19.00 point effort from the Dallas Cowboys Defensive Team.

“Everyone counted us out before the season started,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out by a 18.00 point effort from Stefon Diggs, who got by the New England Patriots defense for 85 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. They also got help from a 16.00 point effort from Ja’Marr Chase, who beat the Baltimore Ravens defense for 125 receiving yards.

“They own us,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Compounding the issue, Greasy Weasels could have scored 109.15 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like Rex Burkhead and his corresponding 27.90 points on the bench.

Coming up in week 17, the 8-6 The Lawn Wranglers are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 17.4-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
The Lawn Wranglers 119.30 The Undergarments 90.45
Greasy Weasels 84.55 Elvis Impersonators 108.90

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Playoffs Round 1 Recap

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Vinny’s Gang (62.85) at Greasy Weasels (66.85)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 21, 2021) In a week 15 UFFLE playoff clash, the 8-6 Greasy Weasels squeaked by a tough 8-6 Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 66.85 to 62.85, who have now lost 5 games in a row.

Jonathan Taylor

Greasy Weasels were led to their 4.00 point victory by a 23.00 point effort from Jonathan Taylor, who beat the New England Patriots defense for 170 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD. With this performance, Taylor was the number 2 ranked running back for week 15. They also got help from a 15.45 point effort from Ryan Tannehill, who snuck past the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 153 passing yards in addition to 18 rushing yards.

“We proved we’re the better team,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 13.85 point effort from Dak Prescott, who got by the New York Giants defense for 217 passing yards and 1 passing TD. They also got help from a 12.50 point effort from Sony Michel, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 92 rushing yards in addition to 23 receiving yards.

“We can still hold our heads high,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Causing further embarrassment, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 78.05 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like DeeJay Dallas and his corresponding 12.70 points on the bench.

Coming up in week 16, Greasy Weasels are at the 10-4 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 10.3-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Vinny’s Gang 62.85 Greasy Weasels 66.85
The Lawn Wranglers 87.10 Squishy Fuzz 64.60
The Undergarments Bye
Elvis Impersonators Bye

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Week 14 Recaps

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Z-Squad (107.85) at Grid Iron Bullies (107.80)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 13, 2021) In a week 14 UFFLE clash, the 5-9 Z-Squad squeaked by a mediocre 6-8 Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 107.85 to 107.80, who have now lost 3 games in a row.

Kyler Murray

Z-Squad were led to their 0.05 point victory by a 25.25 point effort from Kyler Murray, who tore apart the Los Angeles Rams defense for 383 passing yards in addition to 61 rushing yards. With this performance, Murray was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 14. They also got help from a 23.00 point effort from Mark Andrews, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 115 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We made a statement here today,” Z-Squad coach Joshua Grosz said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 20.90 point effort from Patrick Mahomes, who got by the Las Vegas Raiders defense for 258 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 20 rushing yards. They also got help from a 18.10 point effort from Mike Evans, who got by the Buffalo Bills defense for 91 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We didn’t maintain the intensity for the entire 60 minutes,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Adding salt to the wound, Grid Iron Bullies could have scored 116.10 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eric Bell left key players like Allen Lazard and his corresponding 17.90 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 5-9, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 6-8.

View all game recaps below:
The Slim Shaggys 66.05 Elvis Impersonators 109.15
Vinny’s Gang 61.95 October Hunters 80.75
Z-Squad 107.85 Grid Iron Bullies 107.80
Pickled Harrons 103.40 Squishy Fuzz 120.95
The Lawn Wranglers 110.95 Greasy Weasels 130.60
The Undergarments 120.40 The Hellfish 86.10
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 45.75 Bad Attitudes 105.10

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Playoff Scenarios

There is an amazing site at playoffcomputer.appspot.com. It makes calculating playoff scenarios way easier. The following scenarios are all based on that site. They are 100% accurate to my knowledge, but may not be 100%.

Team Synopsis

Greasy Weasels (7-6-0). ELIMINATED from division race. Wildcard odds: Clinch 50%. Tie 0%. Controls own destiny.
Pickled Harrons (7-6-0). ELIMINATED from division race. Wildcard odds: Clinch 31%. Tie 18%.
Vinny’s Gang (8-5-0).. ELIMINATED from division race. Wildcard odds: Clinch 81%. Tie 18%. Controls own destiny.
The Slim Shaggys (7-6-0). ELIMINATED from division race. Wildcard odds: Clinch 18%. Tie 12%.
The Hellfish (2-11-0). ELIMINATED from playoff contention.
Z-Squad (4-9-0)……. ELIMINATED from playoff contention.
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (6-7-0). ELIMINATED from playoff contention.
Squishy Fuzz (8-5-0).. ELIMINATED from division race. Wildcard odds: Clinch 93%. Tie 0%. Controls own destiny.
Grid Iron Bullies (6-7-0). ELIMINATED from playoff contention.
October Hunters (4-9-0). ELIMINATED from playoff contention.
Bad Attitudes (5-8-0). ELIMINATED from playoff contention.
The Undergarments (10-3-0). CLINCHED a DIVISION spot!
Elvis Impersonators (9-4-0). CLINCHED a DIVISION spot!
The Lawn Wranglers (8-5-0). CLINCHED a WILDCARD spot!

Upcoming round’s DIVISION analysis

No team can clinch a Division spot in the upcoming round.

Upcoming round’s PLAYOFF analysis

Greasy Weasels CLINCH a Playoff spot with:
A WIN

Pickled Harrons CLINCH a Playoff spot with:
The Slim Shaggys LOSS -AND- Greasy Weasels LOSS ; OR
A WIN -AND- October Hunters LOSS -AND- Greasy Weasels LOSS

Pickled Harrons clinch at least a tie for a Playoff spot (points tiebreaker to resolve) with:
A WIN
Could fight for points tiebreaker with: Greasy Weasels, Vinny’s Gang, The Slim Shaggys, Squishy Fuzz, The Lawn Wranglers

Vinny’s Gang CLINCH a Playoff spot with:
A WIN; OR
Pickled Harrons LOSS ; OR
The Slim Shaggys LOSS -AND- Greasy Weasels LOSS ; OR
Wins points tiebreaker at end of season. Could fight for points with: Greasy Weasels, Pickled Harrons, The Slim Shaggys, Squishy Fuzz, The Lawn Wranglers

The Slim Shaggys CLINCH a Playoff spot with:
A WIN -AND- October Hunters LOSS -AND- Greasy Weasels LOSS ; OR
A WIN -AND- Pickled Harrons LOSS -AND- Greasy Weasels LOSS

The Slim Shaggys clinch at least a tie for a Playoff spot (points tiebreaker to resolve) with:
A WIN
Could fight for points tiebreaker with: Greasy Weasels, Pickled Harrons, Vinny’s Gang, Squishy Fuzz, The Lawn Wranglers

Squishy Fuzz CLINCH a Playoff spot with:
The Slim Shaggys LOSS ; OR
Vinny’s Gang LOSS ; OR
A WIN; OR
The Lawn Wranglers LOSS

The Lawn Wranglers clinch at least a tie for a Playoff spot (points tiebreaker to resolve) with:
A WIN; OR
The Slim Shaggys LOSS -AND- Vinny’s Gang LOSS ; OR
The Slim Shaggys LOSS -AND- Pickled Harrons LOSS ; OR
Vinny’s Gang LOSS -AND- Pickled Harrons LOSS
Could fight for points tiebreaker with: Greasy Weasels, Pickled Harrons, Vinny’s Gang, The Slim Shaggys, Squishy Fuzz

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Week 13 Recaps

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

The Hellfish (106.15) at Squishy Fuzz (117.95)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 6, 2021) In a week 13 UFFLE event, the 8-5 Squishy Fuzz beat a hapless 2-11 The Hellfish team by a score of 117.95 to 106.15, behind the support of 69,747 faithful fans.

Tee Higgins

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 11.80 point victory by a 24.30 point effort from Tee Higgins, who beat the Los Angeles Chargers defense for 138 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Higgins was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 13. They also got help from a 23.95 point effort from Matthew Stafford, who got by the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 295 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 2 rushing yards.

“This team shows a lot of character,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 25.50 point effort from Dallas Goedert, who beat the New York Jets defense for 105 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Goedert was the number 2 ranked tight end for week 13. They also got help from a 19.05 point effort from Russell Wilson, who got by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 231 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 15 rushing yards.

“The final score is the only statistic that matters,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

The Hellfish drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 13.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 8-5, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 2-11.

Coming up in week 14, the 7-6 Pickled Harrons are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 8.8-point underdog, while the 10-3 The Undergarments are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 20.3-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
October Hunters 98.20 Greasy Weasels 83.30
The Undergarments 105.45 Z-Squad 84.45
Vinny’s Gang 72.20 The Lawn Wranglers 98.55
The Slim Shaggys 44.60 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 64.65
The Hellfish 106.15 Squishy Fuzz 117.95
Bad Attitudes 119.15 Pickled Harrons 98.50
Elvis Impersonators 112.70 Grid Iron Bullies 88.50

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Week 12 Recaps

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Squishy Fuzz (98.20) at The Slim Shaggys (103.45)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 29, 2021) In a week 12 UFFLE showdown, the 7-5 The Slim Shaggys squeaked by a tough 7-5 Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 103.45 to 98.20, extending their winning streak to 3 games.

Aaron Rodgers

The Slim Shaggys were led to their 5.25 point victory by a 27.35 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who beat the Los Angeles Rams defense for 307 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. They also got help from a 20.30 point effort from Deebo Samuel, who snuck past the Minnesota Vikings defense for 12 receiving yards in addition to 66 rushing yards.

“They gave us a big scare,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 30.50 point effort from Joe Mixon, who beat the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 165 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs. With this performance, Mixon was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. They also got help from a 25.10 point effort from Matthew Stafford, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 302 passing yards and 3 passing TDs.

“We came out flat,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Adding salt to the wound, Squishy Fuzz could have scored 120.90 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Scott Stanina left key players like Tee Higgins and his corresponding 20.40 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 7-5, and drops Squishy Fuzz to a record of 7-5.

Coming up in week 13, The Slim Shaggys are at the 5-7 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 30.9-point favorite, while the 2-10 The Hellfish are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 1.8-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 107.25 Vinny’s Gang 81.05
Elvis Impersonators 77.60 Pickled Harrons 102.00
Bad Attitudes 71.50 The Undergarments 100.70
Grid Iron Bullies 66.55 The Lawn Wranglers 82.25
Z-Squad 65.10 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 112.85
October Hunters 86.20 The Hellfish 94.55
Squishy Fuzz 98.20 The Slim Shaggys 103.45

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Week 11 Racaps

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Z-Squad (87.05) at The Slim Shaggys (97.35)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 22, 2021) In a week 11 UFFLE clash, the 6-5 The Slim Shaggys beat a mediocre 4-7 Z-Squad team by a score of 97.35 to 87.05, who have now lost 6 games in a row.

Aaron Rodgers

The Slim Shaggys were led to their 10.30 point victory by a 33.35 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who tore apart the Minnesota Vikings defense for 385 passing yards and 4 passing TDs in addition to 21 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. They also got help from a 21.40 point effort from Nick Chubb, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 130 rushing yards in addition to 14 receiving yards.

“We’re not going to rest on our laurels,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 26.05 point effort from Cam Newton, who snuck past the Washington FootballTeam defense for 189 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 46 rushing yards. With this performance, Newton was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 11. They also got help from a 18.20 point effort from Mike Williams, who got by the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 97 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We weren’t mentally prepared,” Z-Squad coach Joshua Grosz said.

Causing further embarrassment, Z-Squad could have scored 114.75 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Joshua Grosz left key players like Evan McPherson and his corresponding 21.00 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 6-5, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 4-7.

Coming up in week 12, Z-Squad are at the 4-7 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 8.1-point underdog, while the 7-4 Squishy Fuzz are at The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 4.2-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 108.45 The Undergarments 91.55
October Hunters 59.40 Pickled Harrons 48.30
The Lawn Wranglers 104.40 The Hellfish 68.85
Z-Squad 87.05 The Slim Shaggys 97.35
Vinny’s Gang 70.40 Elvis Impersonators 82.75
Grid Iron Bullies 89.10 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 76.05
Greasy Weasels 133.45 Bad Attitudes 104.60