Week 8 Recap

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

The Undergarments (62) at Bad Attitudes (47)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 2, 2020) In a week 8 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, the 6-2 The Undergarments destroyed a mediocre 3-5 Bad Attitudes team by a score of 62 to 47, silencing a partisan crowd of 76,800.

Aaron Rodgers

The Undergarments were helped out by a 23 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the Minnesota Vikings defense for 291 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 9 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 8. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Mike Williams, who got by the Denver Broncos defense for 99 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 1 rushing yards.

“It’s tough to win in a hostile environment,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out by a 19 point effort from Tom Brady, who got by the New York Giants defense for 279 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Julio Jones, who beat the Carolina Panthers defense for 137 receiving yards.

“We beat ourselves,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

The Undergarments took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 8 out of 10 other potential opponents in week 8.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 6-2, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 3-5.

Coming up in week 9, Bad Attitudes are at the 3-5 Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 12.0-point underdog, while The Undergarments are at the 2-6 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 10.0-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Z-Squad 72 Greasy Weasels 94
Vinny’s Gang 82 Pickled Harrons 109
The Hellfish 79 The Slim Shaggys 96
October Hunters 47 Squishy Fuzz 65
Grid Iron Bullies 56 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 77
The Undergarments 62 Bad Attitudes 47

Week 7 Recap

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Greasy Weasels (63.7) at The Undergarments (63.05)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 26, 2020) In a week 7 UFFLE intra-divisional event, the 4-3 Greasy Weasels squeaked by a strong 5-2 The Undergarments team by a score of 63.70 to 63.05, extending their winning streak to 3 games.

Ben Roethlisberger

Greasy Weasels were led to their 0.65 point victory by a 19.4 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 268 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. They also got help from a 11.1 point effort from James Conner, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 82 rushing yards in addition to 29 receiving yards.

“We knew this would be no cakewalk,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

The Undergarments were helped out in a losing cause by a 21.45 point effort from Josh Allen, who beat the New York Jets defense for 307 passing yards in addition to 61 rushing yards. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Matt Prater, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 3 field goals made and 2 extra points.

“They stepped up and made the plays,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Causing further embarrassment, The Undergarments could have scored 93 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eric Overgaard left key players like Aaron Rodgers and his corresponding 26 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 4-3, and drops The Undergarments to a record of 5-2.

Coming up in week 8, the 3-4 Z-Squad are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 6-point favorite, while The Undergarments are at the 3-4 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 19.0-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 63.70 The Undergarments 63.05
Pickled Harrons 98 October Hunters 63
Vinny’s Gang 95 The Slim Shaggys 62
Squishy Fuzz 61 The Hellfish 134
Z-Squad 37 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 81
Bad Attitudes 115 Grid Iron Bullies 54

Week 6 Recap

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Greasy Weasels (104) at The Slim Shaggys (99)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 19, 2020) In a week 6 UFFLE clash, the 3-3 Greasy Weasels squeaked by a mediocre 3-3 The Slim Shaggys team by a score of 104 to 99, silencing a partisan crowd of 74,222 at Shags house of Slam.

Lamar Jackson

Greasy Weasels were led to their 5 point victory by a 28 point effort from Lamar Jackson, who snuck past the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 186 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 108 rushing yards. With this performance, Jackson was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 6. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Travis Kelce, who snuck past the Buffalo Bills defense for 65 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.

“We finally got the monkey off our backs,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

The Slim Shaggys were helped out in a losing cause by a 28 point effort from Kenyan Drake, who beat the Dallas Cowboys defense for 164 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs. With this performance, Drake was the number 2 ranked running back for week 6. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Patrick Mahomes, who got by the Buffalo Bills defense for 225 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 36 rushing yards.

“This is a bitter pill to swallow,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Compounding the issue, The Slim Shaggys could have scored 126 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mark Olson left key players like Philip Rivers and his corresponding 27 points on the bench.

The Slim Shaggys drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 8 out of 10 other potential opponents in week 6.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 3-3, and drops The Slim Shaggys to a record of 3-3.

Coming up in week 7, Greasy Weasels are at the 5-1 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 18-point favorite, while the 3-3 Vinny’s Gang are at The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 5.0-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 104 The Slim Shaggys 99
Z-Squad 34 The Hellfish 72
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 89 October Hunters 59
Bad Attitudes 109 Pickled Harrons 94
Grid Iron Bullies 68 Squishy Fuzz 75
The Undergarments 58 Vinny’s Gang 132

Week 5 Recaps

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Pickled Harrons (84) at Squishy Fuzz (80)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 13, 2020) In a week 5 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, the 4-1 Pickled Harrons squeaked by a tough 3-2 Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 84 to 80, silencing a partisan crowd of 66,292.

Kyler Murray

Pickled Harrons were led to their 4 point victory by a 31 point effort from Kyler Murray, who tore apart the New York Jets defense for 380 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 31 rushing yards. With this performance, Murray was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 5. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Dalvin Cook, who snuck past the Seattle Seahawks defense for 65 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 24 receiving yards.

“This team has overcome a lot of adversity,” Pickled Harrons coach Cooper Harron said.

Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 28 point effort from Deshaun Watson, who tore apart the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 359 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 25 rushing yards. With this performance, Watson was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 5. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Jonnu Smith, who snuck past the Buffalo Bills defense for 40 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.

“They just made the big plays and we didn’t,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Causing further embarrassment, Squishy Fuzz could have scored 93 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Scott Stanina left key players like Keelan Cole and his corresponding 8 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Pickled Harrons to 4-1, and drops Squishy Fuzz to a record of 3-2.

Coming up in week 6, the 1-4 Bad Attitudes are at Pickled Harrons, where Pickled Harron’s are an early 17-point favorite, while the 2-3 Grid Iron Bullies are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 29-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 93 Bad Attitudes 66
Pickled Harrons 84 Squishy Fuzz 80
Vinny’s Gang 81 The Hellfish 75
The Slim Shaggys 105 October Hunters 95
Z-Squad 81 Grid Iron Bullies 89
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 71 The Undergarments 88

Week 4 Recaps

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (83) at Bad Attitudes (78)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 5, 2020) In a week 4 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, the 3-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts squeaked by a disappointing 1-3 Bad Attitudes team by a score of 83 to 78, who have now lost 3 games in a row.

Russell Wilson

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were led to their 5 point victory by a 24 point effort from Russell Wilson, who tore apart the Miami Dolphins defense for 360 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 5 rushing yards. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Todd Gurley, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 57 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 6 receiving yards.

“A win is a win,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 33 point effort from Tom Brady, who tore apart the Los Angeles Chargers defense for 369 passing yards and 5 passing TDs. With this performance, Brady was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 4. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Terry McLaurin, who beat the Baltimore Ravens defense for 118 receiving yards.

“It just wasn’t meant to be,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Adding salt to the wound, Bad Attitudes could have scored 89 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Steve Spickenreuther left key players like Ronald Jones and his corresponding 12 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 3-1, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 1-3.

Coming up in week 5, the 1-3 Greasy Weasels are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 1-point favorite, while Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at the 4-0 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 3.0-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 74 Grid Iron Bullies 91
Pickled Harrons 129 The Hellfish 80
Vinny’s Gang 101 October Hunters 68
The Slim Shaggys 46 Squishy Fuzz 73
Z-Squad 97 The Undergarments 112
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 83 Bad Attitudes 78

Week 3 Recaps

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Greasy Weasels (104) at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (103)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 28, 2020) In a week 3 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, the 1-2 Greasy Weasels squeaked by a strong 2-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 104 to 103, silencing a partisan crowd of 62,742 at The Banana Hammock.

James Conner

Greasy Weasels were led to their 1 point victory by a 20 point effort from James Conner, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 109 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 40 receiving yards. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Mason Crosby, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 3 field goals made and 4 extra points.

“We came to play,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 33 point effort from Russell Wilson, who beat the Dallas Cowboys defense for 315 passing yards and 5 passing TDs in addition to 22 rushing yards. With this performance, Wilson was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 3. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Keenan Allen, who beat the Carolina Panthers defense for 132 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We got a wake-up call,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

Compounding the issue, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts could have scored 129 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jeremy Griffith left key players like Justin Jefferson and his corresponding 23 points on the bench.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 9 out of 10 other potential opponents in week 3.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 1-2, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 2-1.

Coming up in week 4, Greasy Weasels are at the 0-3 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 16.0-point underdog, while Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at the 1-2 Bad Attitudes.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 104 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 103
Pickled Harrons 91 The Slim Shaggys 95
Vinny’s Gang 91 Squishy Fuzz 93
The Hellfish 66 October Hunters 81
Z-Squad 106 Bad Attitudes 94
Grid Iron Bullies 65 The Undergarments 88

Week 2 Recaps

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Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (72) at Grid Iron Bullies (69)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 21, 2020) In a week 2 UFFLE intra-divisional contest, the 2-0 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts squeaked by a hapless 0-2 Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 72 to 69, silencing a partisan crowd of 69,061 at THE LAND OF ASS KICKING STADIUM.

Russell Wilson

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were led to their 3 point victory by a 32 point effort from Russell Wilson, who got by the New England Patriots defense for 288 passing yards and 5 passing TDs in addition to 39 rushing yards. With this performance, Wilson was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 2. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Justin Tucker, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 4 field goals made and 3 extra points.

“We were really on our game,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from Drew Brees, who beat the Las Vegas Raiders defense for 312 passing yards and 1 passing TD. They also got help from a 14 point effort from John Brown, who got by the Miami Dolphins defense for 82 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We dug ourselves a deep hole,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Causing further embarrassment, Grid Iron Bullies could have scored 84 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eric Bell left key players like Ryan Tannehill and his corresponding 24 points on the bench.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 9 out of 10 other potential opponents in week 2.

This brings the record for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 2-0, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 0-2.

Coming up in week 3, the 0-2 Greasy Weasels are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 14.0-point underdog, while Grid Iron Bullies are at the 2-0 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 18-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 90 Z-Squad 128
Pickled Harrons 128 Vinny’s Gang 104
The Slim Shaggys 98 The Hellfish 78
Squishy Fuzz 115 October Hunters 65
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 72 Grid Iron Bullies 69
Bad Attitudes 83 The Undergarments 90

Week 1 Recaps

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Bad Attitudes (91) at Vinnt’s Gang (84)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 15, 2020) In a week 1 UFFLE matchup, the Bad Attitudes beat a hapless Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 91 to 84, silencing a partisan crowd of 70,814.

Tom Brady

Bad Attitudes were led to their 7 point victory by a 23 point effort from Tom Brady, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 239 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 9 rushing yards. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Clyde Edwards-Helaire, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 138 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD.

“We knew we had to defend our home turf,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 28 point effort from Matt Ryan, who tore apart the Seattle Seahawks defense for 450 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. With this performance, Ryan was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 1. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Alvin Kamara, who snuck past the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 16 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 51 receiving yards.

“This is a bitter pill to swallow,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Compounding the issue, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 100 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Joshua Kelley and his corresponding 12 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Bad Attitudes to 1-0, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, the 1-0 Pickled Harrons are at Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 2.0-point underdog, while Bad Attitudes are at the 1-0 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 2-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 76 The Hellfish 85
Z-Squad 84 October Hunters 75
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 70 Squishy Fuzz 62
Bad Attitudes 91 Vinny’s Gang 84
Grid Iron Bullies 89 Pickled Harrons 114
The Undergarments 118 The Slim Shaggys 67

Rulebook Updates

I’ve made a few changes to the Rulebook, one to help prevent “roster churning”, and a bunch of others to help mitigate and possible issues we might have with COVID. You can view those changes below.

XI. Waiver Wire

Once a player is dropped from a team, he can’t be picked up by another team for 24 hours giving everybody a chance at picking up that player.

To prevent “roster churning”, which is picking up and dropping players just to lock them from others, players picked up must remain on their team’s roster for two days.

Temporary COVID Rules

I’m putting these temporary rules in place to hopefully mitigate any possible issues we might have this season.

I. Lineups

To accommodate any last-minute COVID issues, lineup changes can be made up until the kickoff of each player’s game.

II. Transactions

Transactions will now be able to be performed up until the kickoff of each player’s game. Players added to the NFL COVID list will be marked with the “C” designation. They will be eligible for IR. The number of IR spots will still be five, but could possibly be extended if I deem necessary.

III. Payouts

MFL will refund our league fees if the season is less than 7 weeks long. If the NFL season is canceled within the first six weeks, the season won’t count and all money will be rolled over for next season. If the season is suddenly canceled after 7 weeks, I will seed the playoffs as if they were starting that week. Fantasy Bowl winner money will go to 1st seed, Fantasy Bowl loser money will go to 2nd seed, and divisional winner money will go to the top teams of each division.