Posted on

Squishy Fuzz (78) at Grid Iron Bullies (48)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 13, 2008) In a week 6 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Squishy Fuzz embarrassed a hapless Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 78 to 48.

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 30 point victory by a 25 point effort from Drew Brees, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 320 passing yards and 3 passing tds in addition to 7 rushing yards. With this performance, Brees was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 6. They also got help from a 22 point effort from Marion Barber, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for 45 rushing yards in addition to 128 receiving yards.

“This is the greatest feeling in the world,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Kyle Orton, who got by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 286 passing yards and 1 passing td. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Michael Pittman, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 109 rushing yards in addition to 16 receiving yards.

“You’ve got to hand it to them,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 6-1, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 2-5.

Coming up in week 7, Grid Iron Bullies are at the 2-5 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 6.6-point favorite, while Squishy Fuzz are at the 1-6 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 32.3-point underdog.

wk06-6.png
Posted on

San Quentin Saints (85) at Bad Attitudes (73)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 13, 2008) In a week 6 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, San Quentin Saints beat a strong Bad Attitudes team by a score of 85 to 73, extending the winning streak for San Quentin Saints to 3 games.

San Quentin Saints were led to their 12 point victory by a 25 point effort from Thomas Jones, who snuck past the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 65 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 13 receiving yards. With this performance, Jones was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 6. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Donovan McNabb, who got by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 280 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 4 rushing yards.

“It hasn’t sunk in yet,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 23 point effort from Correll Buckhalter, who got by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 93 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 85 receiving yards. With this performance, Buckhalter was the number 5 ranked running back for week 6. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Bernard Berrian, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 131 receiving yards and 1 receiving td in addition to 3 rushing yards.

“He always has his team ready to play,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Causing further embarrassment, Bad Attitudes could have scored 91 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Steve Spickenreuther left key players like Marvin Harrison and his corresponding 20 points on the bench.

This brings the record for San Quentin Saints to 6-0-1, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 1-6.

Coming up in week 7, San Quentin Saints are at the 2-4-1 The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 19.4-point underdog, while the 6-1 Squishy Fuzz are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 32.3-point underdog.

wk06-7.png
Posted on

Twee Twerps (70) at Elvis Impersonators (87)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 6, 2008) In a week 5 UFFLE battle, Elvis Impersonators beat a strong Twee Twerps team by a score of 87 to 70, extending the winning streak for Elvis Impersonators to 4 games.

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 17 point victory by a 19 point effort from Kurt Warner, who got by the Buffalo Bills defense for 250 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 10 rushing yards. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Ronnie Brown, who beat the San Diego Chargers defense for 125 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 8 receiving yards.

“We were really on our game,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Twee Twerps were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Reggie Bush, who snuck past the Minnesota Vikings defense for 29 rushing yards in addition to 64 receiving yards. With this performance, Bush was the number 5 ranked running back for week 5. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Jay Cutler, who got by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 227 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 16 rushing yards.

“They own us,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

Compounding the issue, Twee Twerps could have scored 90 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Bob Filipy left key players like T.J. Houshmandzadeh and his corresponding 20 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 4-2, and drops Twee Twerps to a record of 4-2.

Coming up in week 6, the 2-4 The Hellfish are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 17.7-point favorite, while Twee Twerps are at the 2-3-1 The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 26.3-point underdog.

wk05-1.png
Posted on

The Undergarments (95) at Greasy Weasels (53)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 6, 2008) In a week 5 UFFLE battle, The Undergarments embarrassed a hapless Greasy Weasels team by a score of 95 to 53, extending the winning streak for The Undergarments to 5 games.

The Undergarments were led to their 42 point victory by a 19 point effort from Roddy White, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 132 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. With this performance, White was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 5. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Lee Evans, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 100 receiving yards and 1 receiving td in addition to 22 rushing yards.

“We’ll use this win as a stepping stone to the next level,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 14 point effort from Greg Jennings, who got by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 87 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Robbie Gould, who snuck past the Detroit Lions defense for 2 field goals made and 4 extra points.

“We got a wake-up call,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 5-1, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 2-4.

Coming up in week 6, Greasy Weasels are at the 1-4-1 The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 21.2-point underdog, while the 4-0-2 Z-Squad are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 6.8-point favorite.

wk05-2.png
Posted on

The Slim Shaggys (82) at The Hellfish (77)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 6, 2008) In a week 5 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, The Slim Shaggys squeaked by a tough The Hellfish team by a score of 82 to 77.

The Slim Shaggys were led to their 5 point victory by a 24 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 309 passing yards and 3 passing tds in addition to 2 rushing yards. With this performance, Roethlisberger was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 5. They also got help from a 21 point effort from Clinton Portis, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 145 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 13 receiving yards.

“We’re not going to rest on our laurels,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Jake Delhomme, who got by the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 236 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 1 rushing yards. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Matt Forte, who snuck past the Detroit Lions defense for 36 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 25 receiving yards.

“We had our chances but we let them slip away,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Causing further embarrassment, The Hellfish could have scored 86 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Wade Iverson left key players like Shaun Suisham and his corresponding 15 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 1-4-1, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 2-4.

Coming up in week 6, The Hellfish are at the 4-2 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 17.7-point favorite, while the 2-4 Greasy Weasels are at The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 21.2-point underdog.

wk05-3.png
Posted on

Vinny’s Gang (38) at San Quentin Saints (68)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 6, 2008) In a week 5 UFFLE matchup, San Quentin Saints embarrassed a hapless Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 68 to 38, extending the losing streak for Vinny’s Gang to 5 games.

San Quentin Saints were led to their 30 point victory by a 13 point effort from Joseph Addai, who snuck past the Houston Texans defense for 71 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 3 receiving yards. They also got help from a 10 point effort from the Jacksonville Jaguars Defensive Team.

“We finally got the monkey off our backs,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 14 point effort from Chad Pennington, who got by the San Diego Chargers defense for 228 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 3 rushing yards. They also got help from a 7 point effort from Nick Folk, who snuck past the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 1 field goals made and 4 extra points.

“They’ve had our number all season,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

This brings the record for San Quentin Saints to 5-0-1, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 1-5.

Coming up in week 6, Vinny’s Gang are at the 1-4-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 3.7-point favorite, while San Quentin Saints are at the 1-5 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 23.8-point underdog.

wk05-4.png
Posted on

Z-Squad (99) at Squishy Fuzz (67)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 6, 2008) In a week 5 UFFLE classic, Z-Squad embarrassed a hapless Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 99 to 67.

Z-Squad were led to their 32 point victory by a 25 point effort from Brandon Jacobs, who beat the Seattle Seahawks defense for 136 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 9 receiving yards. With this performance, Jacobs was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 5. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Chris Cooley, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 109 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“We’re tickled to death,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 19 point effort from Drew Brees, who beat the Minnesota Vikings defense for 330 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 6 rushing yards. With this performance, Brees was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 5. They also got help from a 12 point effort from the Chicago Bears Defensive Team.

“We didn’t match their intensity,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 4-0-2, and drops Squishy Fuzz to a record of 5-1.

Coming up in week 6, Z-Squad are at the 5-1 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 6.8-point favorite, while Squishy Fuzz are at the 2-4 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 27.3-point underdog.

wk05-5.png
Posted on

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (75) at The Wondrful Gazonks (46)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 6, 2008) In a week 5 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts embarrassed a hapless The Wondrful Gazonks team by a score of 75 to 46, extending the losing streak for The Wondrful Gazonks to 3 games.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were led to their 29 point victory by a 19 point effort from Eli Manning, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 267 passing yards and 2 passing tds. With this performance, Manning was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 5. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Hines Ward, who got by the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 90 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“We brought our A-game,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

The Wondrful Gazonks were helped out in a losing cause by a 14 point effort from John Carney, who snuck past the Seattle Seahawks defense for 3 field goals made and 5 extra points. With this performance, Carney was the number 2 ranked place kicker for week 5. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Brian Westbrook, who snuck past the Washington Redskins defense for 33 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 51 receiving yards.

“I’m really proud of our guys,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

This brings the record for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 1-4-1, and drops The Wondrful Gazonks to a record of 2-3-1.

Coming up in week 6, the 1-5 Vinny’s Gang are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 3.7-point favorite, while the 4-2 Twee Twerps are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 26.3-point underdog.

wk05-6.png
Posted on

Bad Attitudes (71) at Grid Iron Bullies (82)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 6, 2008) In a week 5 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, Grid Iron Bullies beat a strong Bad Attitudes team by a score of 82 to 71, extending the losing streak for Bad Attitudes to 5 games.

Grid Iron Bullies were led to their 11 point victory by a 18 point effort from Peyton Manning, who got by the Houston Texans defense for 247 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 8 rushing yards. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Devery Henderson, who beat the Minnesota Vikings defense for 104 receiving yards and 1 receiving td in addition to 7 rushing yards.

“This is the greatest feeling in the world,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Randy Moss, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 111 receiving yards and 1 receiving td in addition to 2 rushing yards. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Gus Frerotte, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 222 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 4 rushing yards.

“They outplayed us in every phase of the game,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Causing further embarrassment, Bad Attitudes could have scored 96 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Steve Spickenreuther left key players like Bernard Berrian and his corresponding 17 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Grid Iron Bullies to 2-4, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 1-5.

Coming up in week 6, the 5-1 Squishy Fuzz are at Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 27.3-point underdog, while the 5-0-1 San Quentin Saints are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 23.8-point underdog.

wk05-7.png
Posted on

Elvis Impersonators (99) at Vinny’s Gang (88)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 29, 2008) In a week 4 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, Elvis Impersonators beat a strong Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 99 to 88, extending the winning streak for Elvis Impersonators to 3 games.

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 11 point victory by a 31 point effort from Larry Johnson, who tore apart the Denver Broncos defense for 198 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds. With this performance, Johnson was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 4. They also got help from a 29 point effort from Kurt Warner, who tore apart the New York Jets defense for 472 passing yards and 2 passing tds.

“We sent a message here today,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 80 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 21 receiving yards. With this performance, Peterson was the number 3 ranked running back for week 4. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who snuck past the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 165 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 8 rushing yards.

“We weren’t mentally prepared,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Adding salt to the wound, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 109 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Laveranues Coles and his corresponding 28 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 3-2, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 1-4.

Coming up in week 5, the 4-1 Twee Twerps are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 2.6-point favorite, while Vinny’s Gang are at the 4-0-1 San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 10.2-point favorite.

wk04-1.png