Category: Week 13

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

The Slim Shaggys (122.5) at Vinny’s Gang (121.75)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 4, 2023) In a week 13 UFFLE showdown, the 4-9 The Slim Shaggys squeaked by a tough 9-4 Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 122.50 to 121.75, silencing a partisan crowd of 64,325.

The Slim Shaggys were led to their 0.75 point victory by a 33.80 point effort from Deebo Samuel, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 116 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs in addition to 22 rushing yards. With this performance, Samuel was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 13. They also got help from a 29.60 point effort from Nico Collins, who tore apart the Denver Broncos defense for 191 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“I want to thank my Lord and Savior,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 27.25 point effort from Dak Prescott, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 299 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 23 rushing yards. With this performance, Prescott was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 13. They also got help from a 26.60 point effort from CeeDee Lamb, who beat the Seattle Seahawks defense for 116 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 30 rushing yards.

“The best team won today,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Causing further embarrassment, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 127.25 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Jonathan Mingo and his corresponding 9.90 points on the bench.

Vinny’s Gang drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 13.

This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 4-9, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 9-4.

Coming up in week 14, The Slim Shaggys are at the 3-10 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 2.2-point favorite, while Vinny’s Gang are at the 6-7 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 34.3-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 76.70 Pickled Harrons 133.10
The Hellfish 88.10 Bad Attitudes 100.30
Z-Squad 74.20 The Lawn Wranglers 81.10
Elvis Impersonators 100.55 Squishy Fuzz 101.30
The Slim Shaggys 122.50 Vinny’s Gang 121.75
Grid Iron Bullies 83.70 The Undergarments 93.10
October Hunters 61.35 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 71.80

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October Hunters (79.6) at The Lawn Wranglers (78.25)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 5, 2022) In a week 13 UFFLE clash, the 4-9 October Hunters squeaked by a hapless 2-11 The Lawn Wranglers team by a score of 79.60 to 78.25, silencing a partisan crowd of 67,850.

October Hunters were led to their 1.35 point victory by a 23.00 point effort from Jared Goff, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 340 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. With this performance, Goff was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 13. They also got help from a 22.00 point effort from Josh Jacobs, who beat the Los Angeles Chargers defense for 144 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 6 receiving yards.

“We came to play,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.

The Lawn Wranglers were helped out in a losing cause by a 20.45 point effort from Justin Herbert, who beat the Las Vegas Raiders defense for 335 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 7 rushing yards. They also got help from a 19.10 point effort from D’Andre Swift, who snuck past the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 62 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 49 receiving yards.

“These guys have nothing to be ashamed of,” The Lawn Wranglers coach Todd Kammeijer said.

Adding salt to the wound, The Lawn Wranglers could have scored 87.25 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Todd Kammeijer left key players like Alexander Mattison and his corresponding 8.80 points on the bench.

This brings the record for October Hunters to 4-9, and drops The Lawn Wranglers to a record of 2-11.

Coming up in week 14, the 5-8 The Hellfish are at The Lawn Wranglers, where The Lawn Wranglers are an early 7.3-point favorite, while the 12-1 The Undergarments are at October Hunters, where October Hunters are an early 11.6-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Elvis Impersonators 101.55 Greasy Weasels 85.65
October Hunters 79.60 The Lawn Wranglers 78.25
Grid Iron Bullies 59.45 Bad Attitudes 69.25
The Hellfish 70.45 The Undergarments 121.45
Pickled Harrons 107.20 Z-Squad 76.05
Squishy Fuzz 119.30 The Slim Shaggys 80.20
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 63.45 Vinny’s Gang 109.50

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The Hellfish (106.15) at Squishy Fuzz (117.95)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 6, 2021) In a week 13 UFFLE event, the 8-5 Squishy Fuzz beat a hapless 2-11 The Hellfish team by a score of 117.95 to 106.15, behind the support of 69,747 faithful fans.

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 11.80 point victory by a 24.30 point effort from Tee Higgins, who beat the Los Angeles Chargers defense for 138 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Higgins was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 13. They also got help from a 23.95 point effort from Matthew Stafford, who got by the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 295 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 2 rushing yards.

“This team shows a lot of character,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 25.50 point effort from Dallas Goedert, who beat the New York Jets defense for 105 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Goedert was the number 2 ranked tight end for week 13. They also got help from a 19.05 point effort from Russell Wilson, who got by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 231 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 15 rushing yards.

“The final score is the only statistic that matters,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

The Hellfish drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 13.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 8-5, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 2-11.

Coming up in week 14, the 7-6 Pickled Harrons are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 8.8-point underdog, while the 10-3 The Undergarments are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 20.3-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
October Hunters 98.20 Greasy Weasels 83.30
The Undergarments 105.45 Z-Squad 84.45
Vinny’s Gang 72.20 The Lawn Wranglers 98.55
The Slim Shaggys 44.60 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 64.65
The Hellfish 106.15 Squishy Fuzz 117.95
Bad Attitudes 119.15 Pickled Harrons 98.50
Elvis Impersonators 112.70 Grid Iron Bullies 88.50

Fantasy Recaps Game of the Week

October Hunters (70) at Pickled Harrons (62)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 8, 2020) In a week 13 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, the 4-9 October Hunters beat a tough 9-4 Pickled Harrons team by a score of 70 to 62, silencing a partisan crowd of 70,246.

October Hunters were led to their 8 point victory by a 34 point effort from Derek Carr, who tore apart the New York Jets defense for 381 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 5 rushing yards. With this performance, Carr was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 13. In addition, Carr entered the UFFLE Hall Of Fame with this performance as the 19th-ranked individual weekly player score in league history. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Tim Patrick, who snuck past the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 44 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.

“We’re not going to rest on our laurels,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.

Pickled Harrons were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from Kyler Murray, who snuck past the Los Angeles Rams defense for 173 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 15 rushing yards. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Dalvin Cook, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 120 rushing yards in addition to 59 receiving yards.

“They stepped up and made the plays,” Pickled Harrons coach Cooper Harron said.

Adding salt to the wound, Pickled Harrons could have scored 113 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Cooper Harron left key players like Matthew Stafford and his corresponding 29 points on the bench.

October Hunters took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 8 out of 10 other potential opponents in week 13.

This brings the record for October Hunters to 4-9, and drops Pickled Harrons to a record of 9-4.

View all game recaps below:
The Undergarments 85 Greasy Weasels 115
October Hunters 70 Pickled Harrons 62
The Slim Shaggys 59 Vinny’s Gang 84
The Hellfish 72 Squishy Fuzz 93
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 67 Z-Squad 75
Grid Iron Bullies 72 Bad Attitudes 108

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Grid Iron Bullies (72) at Bad Attitudes (81)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 2, 2019) In a week 13 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, Bad Attitudes beat a strong Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 81 to 72, extending the winning streak for Bad Attitudes to 4 games.

Bad Attitudes were led to their 9 point victory by a 26 point effort from Tom Brady, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 326 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 13 rushing yards. With this performance, Brady was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 13. They also got help from a 17 point effort from James Washington, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 111 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“This is a dream come true,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Cole Beasley, who beat the Dallas Cowboys defense for 110 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Beasley was the number 6 ranked wide receiver for week 13. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Drew Brees, who snuck past the Atlanta Falcons defense for 184 passing yards and 1 passing TD.

“We came up a little short,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Adding salt to the wound, Grid Iron Bullies could have scored 105 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eric Bell left key players like Miles Sanders and his corresponding 16 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Bad Attitudes to 10-3, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 5-8.

View all game recaps below:
October Hunters 88 Elvis Impersonators 78
The Slim Shaggys 63 Vinny’s Gang 92
The Hellfish 70 Squishy Fuzz 61
The Undergarments 110 Greasy Weasels 71
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 64 Z-Squad 73
Grid Iron Bullies 72 Bad Attitudes 81

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Squishy Fuzz (63) at The Hellfish (78)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 3, 2018) In a week 13 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, The Hellfish beat a strong Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 78 to 63, behind the support of 72,146 faithful fans.

The Hellfish were led to their 15 point victory by a 22 point effort from Carson Wentz, who beat the Washington Redskins defense for 306 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Justin Tucker, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 4 field goals made and 2 extra points.

“We brought our A-game,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 16 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 233 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 20 rushing yards. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Odell Beckham, who snuck past the Chicago Bears defense for 35 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We didn’t get the job done,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Adding salt to the wound, Squishy Fuzz could have scored 96 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Scott Stanina left key players like Marcus Mariota and his corresponding 24 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Hellfish to 8-5, and drops Squishy Fuzz to a record of 2-11.

Coming up in week 14, The Hellfish are at the 10-3 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 29.9-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Vinny’s Gang 54 Greasy Weasels 123
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 71 League Average 75
Grid Iron Bullies 17 The Undergarments 103
Elvis Impersonators 98 October Hunters 62
The Slim Shaggys 71 Z-Squad 58
Twee Twerps 83 Bad Attitudes 100
Squishy Fuzz 63 The Hellfish 78

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The Undergarments (66) at October Hunters (62)

MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 4, 2017) In a week 13 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, The Undergarments squeaked by a tough October Hunters team by a score of 66 to 62, silencing a partisan crowd of 72,490 at The Hunting Grounds.

The Undergarments were led to their 4 point victory by a 17 point effort from Jared Goff, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 220 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 2 rushing yards. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Greg Zuerlein, who beat the Arizona Cardinals defense for 4 field goals made and 2 extra points.

“This was a confidence booster,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

October Hunters were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from Kirk Cousins, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 251 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 6 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Evan Engram, who got by the Oakland Raiders defense for 99 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“They wanted it more than we did,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.

Adding salt to the wound, October Hunters could have scored 79 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Orion Bell left key players like Josh McCown and his corresponding 32 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 7-6, and drops October Hunters to a record of 4-9.

Coming up in week 14, The Undergarments are at the 9-4 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 6.8-point underdog.

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The Slim Shaggys 60 Grid Iron Bullies 99
The Hellfish 66 Squishy Fuzz 77
Greasy Weasels 103 Twee Twerps 65
Z-Squad 68 Elvis Impersonators 90
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 77 Vinny’s Gang 127
Bad Attitudes 70 The Wondrful Gazonks 61
The Undergarments 66 October Hunters 62

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Greasy Weasels (60) at October Hunters (58)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 5, 2016) In a week 13 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, Greasy Weasels squeaked by a tough October Hunters team by a score of 60 to 58, silencing a partisan crowd of 68,075 at The Hunting Grounds.

Le’Veon Bell

Greasy Weasels were led to their 2 point victory by a 17 point effort from Le’Veon Bell, who beat the New York Giants defense for 118 rushing yards in addition to 64 receiving yards. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Zach Ertz, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 79 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We’re tickled to death,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

October Hunters were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Kirk Cousins, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 271 passing yards and 1 passing TD. With this performance, Cousins was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 13. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Darren Sproles, who snuck past the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 14 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 35 receiving yards.

“The ball just didn’t bounce our way,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.

Compounding the issue, October Hunters could have scored 61 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Orion Bell left key players like Michael Floyd and his corresponding 7 points on the bench.

Greasy Weasels took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 9 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 13.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 7-6, and drops October Hunters to a record of 6-7.

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Greasy Weasels 60 October Hunters 58
Vinny’s Gang 50 The Slim Shaggys 82
Twee Twerps 90 The Hellfish 73
The Wondrful Gazonks 98 Squishy Fuzz 103
Z-Squad 57 Grid Iron Bullies 66
Bad Attitudes 57 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 103
The Undergarments 79 Elvis Impersonators 88

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week

Z-Squad (78) at Elvis Impersonators (77)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 7, 2015) In a week 13 UFFLE rivalry, Z-Squad squeaked by a tough Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 78 to 77, silencing a partisan crowd of 65,497 at Graceland.

Cam Newton

Z-Squad were led to their 1 point victory by a 35 point effort from Cam Newton, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 331 passing yards and 5 passing TDs in addition to 49 rushing yards. With this performance, Newton was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 13. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Brandin Cooks, who beat the Carolina Panthers defense for 104 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“I’m in a state of shock,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Derek Carr, who got by the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 283 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Martavis Bryant, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 114 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“They’ve had our number all season,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Causing further embarrassment, Elvis Impersonators could have scored 82 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Brandon Mannie left key players like James Starks and his corresponding 5 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 8-5, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 7-6.

Coming up in week 14, Z-Squad are at the 9-4 October Hunters, where October Hunters are an early 7.8-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
The Slim Shaggys 92 Grid Iron Bullies 50
The Hellfish 76 Squishy Fuzz 67
Greasy Weasels 102 Twee Twerps 116
Z-Squad 78 Elvis Impersonators 77
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 45 Vinny’s Gang 119
Bad Attitudes 121 The Wondrful Gazonks 70
The Undergarments 90 October Hunters 81

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Squishy Fuzz (97) at Twee Twerps (98)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 1, 2014) In a week 13 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, Twee Twerps squeaked by a tough Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 98 to 97, extending the winning streak for Twee Twerps to 3 games.

Antonio Brown

Twee Twerps were led to their 1 point victory by a 23 point effort from Antonio Brown, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 97 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Brown was the number 6 ranked wide receiver for week 13. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Jay Cutler, who got by the Detroit Lions defense for 280 passing yards and 2 passing TDs.

“We proved we’re the better team,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 33 point effort from Tre Mason, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 117 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 47 receiving yards. With this performance, Mason was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 13. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Tom Brady, who got by the Green Bay Packers defense for 245 passing yards and 2 passing TDs.

“These guys have nothing to be ashamed of,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Adding salt to the wound, Squishy Fuzz could have scored 116 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Scott Stanina left key players like Ben Roethlisberger and his corresponding 29 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 10-3, and drops Squishy Fuzz to a record of 6-7.

View all game recaps below:
Grid Iron Bullies 89 October Hunter 91
Bad Attitudes 98 Vinny’s Gang 91
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 39 The Undergarments 76
Squishy Fuzz 97 Twee Twerps 98
The Wondrful Gazonks 48 Greasy Weasels 103
The Hellfish 84 Z-Squad 65
The Slim Shaggys 69 Elvis Impersonators 121