The Greasy Weasels will be keeping Greg Jennings (4th Round Pick), Chris Johnson (6th Round Pick), and Pierre Thomas (7th Round Pick).
Greasy Weasels (80) at Elvis Impersonators (80)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 1, 2008) In a week 13 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, Elvis Impersonators tied a tough Greasy Weasels team by a score of 80 to 80, behind the support of 65,827 faithful fans.
Elvis Impersonators were helped out by a 20 point effort from Kurt Warner, who got by the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 235 passing yards and 3 passing tds. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Larry Fitzgerald, who snuck past the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 65 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds.
Greasy Weasels were helped out by a 24 point effort from Chris Johnson, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 125 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 9 receiving yards. With this performance, Johnson was the number 5 ranked running back for week 13. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Greg Jennings, who got by the Carolina Panthers defense for 91 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.
Causing further embarrassment, Greasy Weasels could have scored 95 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like LenDale White and his corresponding 22 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 11-4-1, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 8-7-1.
The Slim Shaggys (81) at Greasy Weasels (97)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 24, 2008) In a week 12 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, Greasy Weasels beat a strong The Slim Shaggys team by a score of 97 to 81, behind the support of 67,772 faithful fans.
Greasy Weasels were led to their 16 point victory by a 21 point effort from Philip Rivers, who got by the Indianapolis Colts defense for 288 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 15 rushing yards. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Warrick Dunn, who got by the Detroit Lions defense for 90 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 37 receiving yards.
“This MVP award belongs to the whole team,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.
The Slim Shaggys were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 243 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 13 rushing yards. They also got help from a 19 point effort from DeAngelo Williams, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 101 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 19 receiving yards.
“We beat ourselves,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.
This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 8-7, and drops The Slim Shaggys to a record of 7-5-3.
Coming up in week 13, Greasy Weasels are at the 11-4 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 5.5-point favorite, while The Slim Shaggys are at the 5-10 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 15.7-point underdog.
Vinny’s Gang (89) at Greasy Weasels (97)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 24, 2008) In a week 12 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, Greasy Weasels squeaked by a tough Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 97 to 89, behind the support of 72,133 faithful fans.
Greasy Weasels were led to their 8 point victory by a 21 point effort from Philip Rivers, who got by the Indianapolis Colts defense for 288 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 15 rushing yards. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Warrick Dunn, who got by the Detroit Lions defense for 90 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 37 receiving yards.
“This team shows a lot of pride,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.
Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 28 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 248 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 36 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 12. They also got help from a 19 point effort from the Tampa Bay Buccaneers Defensive Team.
“We came up a little short,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.
Causing further embarrassment, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 116 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Chad Pennington and his corresponding 32 points on the bench.
Vinny’s Gang drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 12.
This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 8-7, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 4-10-1.
Coming up in week 13, Greasy Weasels are at the 11-4 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 5.5-point favorite, while Vinny’s Gang are at the 10-4-1 Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 13.7-point favorite.
Greasy Weasels (58) at The Hellfish (53)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 17, 2008) In a week 11 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, Greasy Weasels squeaked by a tough The Hellfish team by a score of 58 to 53, silencing a partisan crowd of 66,413.
Greasy Weasels were led to their 5 point victory by a 12 point effort from Greg Jennings, who snuck past the Chicago Bears defense for 64 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. They also got help from a 8 point effort from Chris Johnson, who snuck past the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 64 rushing yards in addition to 24 receiving yards.
“It wasn’t pretty but we’ll take it,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.
The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 13 point effort from Stephen Gostkowski, who snuck past the New York Jets defense for 3 field goals made and 2 extra points. With this performance, Gostkowski was the number 6 ranked place kicker for week 11. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Matt Forte, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 64 rushing yards in addition to 40 receiving yards.
“Give them all the credit,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.
Causing further embarrassment, The Hellfish could have scored 87 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Wade Iverson left key players like Matt Cassel and his corresponding 36 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 6-7, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 3-10.
Coming up in week 12, the 6-4-3 The Slim Shaggys are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 8.3-point favorite, while the 2-11 Bad Attitudes are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 1.1-point underdog, while the 3-9-1 Vinny’s Gang are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 22-point favorite, while the 9-2-2 Z-Squad are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 12.3-point underdog.
Greasy Weasels (58) at Elvis Impersonators (89)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 17, 2008) In a week 11 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, Elvis Impersonators embarrassed a hapless Greasy Weasels team by a score of 89 to 58, behind the support of 72,958 faithful fans.
Elvis Impersonators were led to their 31 point victory by a 22 point effort from Kurt Warner, who tore apart the Seattle Seahawks defense for 395 passing yards and 1 passing td. With this performance, Warner was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 11. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Michael Turner, who got by the Denver Broncos defense for 81 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds.
“It was a total team effort,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.
Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 12 point effort from Greg Jennings, who snuck past the Chicago Bears defense for 64 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. They also got help from a 8 point effort from Chris Johnson, who snuck past the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 64 rushing yards in addition to 24 receiving yards.
“We didn’t maintain the intensity for the entire 60 minutes,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.
This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 9-4, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 6-7.
Coming up in week 12, the 9-2-2 Z-Squad are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 10.6-point favorite, while the 6-4-3 The Slim Shaggys are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 8.3-point favorite, while the 1-11-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 23.2-point favorite, while the 3-9-1 Vinny’s Gang are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 22-point favorite.
Greasy Weasels (96) at Grid Iron Bullies (68)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 10, 2008) In a week 10 UFFLE matchup, Greasy Weasels beat a strong Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 96 to 68, silencing a partisan crowd of 70,987.
Greasy Weasels were led to their 28 point victory by a 23 point effort from Tony Gonzalez, who beat the San Diego Chargers defense for 113 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds. With this performance, Gonzalez was the number 1 ranked tight end for week 10. They also got help from a 21 point effort from Philip Rivers, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 316 passing yards and 2 passing tds.
“It wasn’t pretty but we’ll take it,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.
Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from Matt Ryan, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 248 passing yards and 2 passing tds. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Ricky Williams, who beat the Seattle Seahawks defense for 105 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 21 receiving yards.
“This is a bitter pill to swallow,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.
This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 5-6, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 4-7.
Coming up in week 11, Greasy Weasels are at the 3-8 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 22.0-point underdog, while Grid Iron Bullies are at the 8-2-1 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 27.2-point favorite, while Greasy Weasels are at the 7-4 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 1.5-point underdog, while the 7-4 The Undergarments are at Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 19.4-point underdog.
Bad Attitudes (63) at Greasy Weasels (80)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 3, 2008) In a week 9 UFFLE showdown, Greasy Weasels beat a strong Bad Attitudes team by a score of 80 to 63, behind the support of 68,427 faithful fans.
Greasy Weasels were led to their 17 point victory by a 21 point effort from Chris Johnson, who got by the Green Bay Packers defense for 89 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 72 receiving yards. With this performance, Johnson was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 9. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Marc Bulger, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for 186 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 32 rushing yards.
“A win is a win,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.
Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from Gus Frerotte, who snuck past the Houston Texans defense for 182 passing yards and 3 passing tds. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Bernard Berrian, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 104 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.
“They wanted it more than we did,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.
This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 4-6, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 2-8.
Coming up in week 10, Greasy Weasels are at the 4-6 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 23.5-point underdog, while the 5-4-1 The Wondrful Gazonks are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 0.4-point underdog.
The Wondrful Gazonks (108) at Greasy Weasels (87)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 27, 2008) In a week 8 UFFLE matchup, The Wondrful Gazonks beat a strong Greasy Weasels team by a score of 108 to 87, silencing a partisan crowd of 69,792.
The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 21 point victory by a 32 point effort from Brian Westbrook, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 167 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 42 receiving yards. With this performance, Westbrook was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 8. They also got help from a 21 point effort from Anquan Boldin, who snuck past the Carolina Panthers defense for 63 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds in addition to 30 rushing yards.
“We knew we had to defend our home turf,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.
Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 26 point effort from Philip Rivers, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 341 passing yards and 3 passing tds. With this performance, Rivers was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 8. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Chris Johnson, who got by the Indianapolis Colts defense for 77 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 19 receiving yards.
“They wanted it more than we did,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.
Greasy Weasels drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 9 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 8.
This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 4-4-1, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 3-6.
Coming up in week 9, the 2-7 Bad Attitudes are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 21.9-point favorite, while The Wondrful Gazonks are at the 1-7-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 2.6-point underdog.
Greasy Weasels (92) at Z-Squad (63)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 20, 2008) In a week 7 UFFLE battle, Greasy Weasels embarrassed a hapless Z-Squad team by a score of 92 to 63.
Greasy Weasels were led to their 29 point victory by a 22 point effort from Chris Johnson, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 168 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 4 receiving yards. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Philip Rivers, who got by the Buffalo Bills defense for 208 passing yards and 2 passing tds.
“We snatched victory out of the jaws of defeat,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.
Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from Jeff Garcia, who beat the Seattle Seahawks defense for 310 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 8 rushing yards. With this performance, Garcia was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 7. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Brandon Jacobs, who snuck past the San Francisco 49ers defense for 69 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 6 receiving yards.
“The final score is the only statistic that matters,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.
This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 3-5, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 5-1-2.
Coming up in week 8, the 3-4-1 The Wondrful Gazonks are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 28.5-point favorite, while the 6-2 Twee Twerps are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 7.5-point underdog.
