The Slim Shaggys (85) at Grid Iron Bullies (46)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 1, 2008) In a week 13 UFFLE matchup, The Slim Shaggys embarrassed a hapless Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 85 to 46, extending the losing streak for Grid Iron Bullies to 3 games.

The Slim Shaggys were led to their 39 point victory by a 32 point effort from DeAngelo Williams, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 72 rushing yards and 4 rushing tds in addition to 14 receiving yards. With this performance, Williams was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 13. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who snuck past the New England Patriots defense for 179 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 6 rushing yards.

“It feels great to be world champions,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 14 point effort from Kris Brown, who snuck past the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 3 field goals made and 3 extra points. With this performance, Brown was the number 5 ranked place kicker for week 13. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Kevin Faulk, who snuck past the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 73 rushing yards in addition to 48 receiving yards.

“These guys have nothing to be ashamed of,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Causing further embarrassment, Grid Iron Bullies could have scored 90 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Eric Bell left key players like Peyton Hillis and his corresponding 18 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 8-5-3, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 5-11.

Coming up in week 14, The Slim Shaggys are at the 10-5-1 Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 1.9-point favorite.

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Grid Iron Bullies (46) at Vinny’s Gang (89)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 24, 2008) In a week 12 UFFLE showdown, Vinny’s Gang embarrassed a hapless Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 89 to 46, behind the support of 71,274 faithful fans.

Vinny’s Gang were led to their 43 point victory by a 28 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 248 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 36 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 12. They also got help from a 19 point effort from the Tampa Bay Buccaneers Defensive Team.

“We feed off the energy of our fans,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from Peyton Manning, who got by the San Diego Chargers defense for 255 passing yards and 2 passing tds. They also got help from a 9 point effort from Ricky Williams, who snuck past the New England Patriots defense for 21 rushing yards in addition to 19 receiving yards.

“The ball just didn’t bounce our way,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

This brings the record for Vinny’s Gang to 4-10-1, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 5-10.

Coming up in week 13, the 7-5-3 The Slim Shaggys are at Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 15.7-point underdog, while Vinny’s Gang are at the 10-4-1 Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 13.7-point favorite.

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Grid Iron Bullies (46) at Twee Twerps (70)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 24, 2008) In a week 12 UFFLE rivalry, Twee Twerps embarrassed a hapless Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 70 to 46, behind the support of 73,263 faithful fans.

Twee Twerps were led to their 24 point victory by a 16 point effort from Steve Smith, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 168 receiving yards. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Ryan Longwell, who snuck past the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 3 field goals made and 3 extra points.

“A win is a win,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from Peyton Manning, who got by the San Diego Chargers defense for 255 passing yards and 2 passing tds. They also got help from a 9 point effort from Ricky Williams, who snuck past the New England Patriots defense for 21 rushing yards in addition to 19 receiving yards.

“Give them all the credit,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Adding salt to the wound, Grid Iron Bullies could have scored 75 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Eric Bell left key players like Kevin Faulk and his corresponding 16 points on the bench.

Twee Twerps took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 9 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 12.

This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 10-4-1, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 5-10.

Coming up in week 13, the 7-5-3 The Slim Shaggys are at Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 15.7-point underdog, while the 4-10-1 Vinny’s Gang are at Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 13.7-point favorite.

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Grid Iron Bullies (53) at Squishy Fuzz (101)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 17, 2008) In a week 11 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, Squishy Fuzz embarrassed a hapless Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 101 to 53, extending the winning streak for Squishy Fuzz to 3 games.

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 48 point victory by a 22 point effort from Marshawn Lynch, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 119 rushing yards in addition to 58 receiving yards. With this performance, Lynch was the number 4 ranked running back for week 11. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Marion Barber, who beat the Washington Redskins defense for 114 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 39 receiving yards.

“We’re happy we could pull this one out at the end,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Peyton Manning, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 320 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 1 rushing yards. With this performance, Manning was the number 3 ranked quarterback for week 11. They also got help from a 7 point effort from John Kasay, who snuck past the Detroit Lions defense for 1 field goals made and 4 extra points.

“I’m really proud of our guys,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 10-2-1, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 5-8.

Coming up in week 12, Grid Iron Bullies are at the 3-9-1 Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 1.0-point underdog, while the 6-6-1 The Wondrful Gazonks are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 25.2-point favorite, while Grid Iron Bullies are at the 9-3-1 Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 17.7-point favorite, while the 9-2-2 San Quentin Saints are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 12-point favorite.

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The Undergarments (52) at Grid Iron Bullies (53)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 17, 2008) In a week 11 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, Grid Iron Bullies squeaked by a tough The Undergarments team by a score of 53 to 52, extending the losing streak for The Undergarments to 4 games.

Grid Iron Bullies were led to their 1 point victory by a 22 point effort from Peyton Manning, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 320 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 1 rushing yards. With this performance, Manning was the number 3 ranked quarterback for week 11. They also got help from a 7 point effort from John Kasay, who snuck past the Detroit Lions defense for 1 field goals made and 4 extra points.

“I’m happy I could make a contribution,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

The Undergarments were helped out in a losing cause by a 15 point effort from Ladainian Tomlinson, who snuck past the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 57 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 45 receiving yards. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Tony Romo, who snuck past the Washington Redskins defense for 198 passing yards and 1 passing td.

“We weren’t mentally prepared,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Adding salt to the wound, The Undergarments could have scored 70 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Eric Overgaard left key players like Ted Ginn Jr. and his corresponding 15 points on the bench.

Grid Iron Bullies took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 11.

This brings the record for Grid Iron Bullies to 5-8, and drops The Undergarments to a record of 7-6.

Coming up in week 12, Grid Iron Bullies are at the 3-9-1 Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 1.0-point underdog, while The Undergarments are at the 1-11-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 14.8-point underdog, while the 6-6-1 The Wondrful Gazonks are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 11.1-point favorite, while Grid Iron Bullies are at the 9-3-1 Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 17.7-point favorite.

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Greasy Weasels (96) at Grid Iron Bullies (68)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 10, 2008) In a week 10 UFFLE matchup, Greasy Weasels beat a strong Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 96 to 68, silencing a partisan crowd of 70,987.

Greasy Weasels were led to their 28 point victory by a 23 point effort from Tony Gonzalez, who beat the San Diego Chargers defense for 113 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds. With this performance, Gonzalez was the number 1 ranked tight end for week 10. They also got help from a 21 point effort from Philip Rivers, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 316 passing yards and 2 passing tds.

“It wasn’t pretty but we’ll take it,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from Matt Ryan, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 248 passing yards and 2 passing tds. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Ricky Williams, who beat the Seattle Seahawks defense for 105 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 21 receiving yards.

“This is a bitter pill to swallow,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 5-6, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 4-7.

Coming up in week 11, Greasy Weasels are at the 3-8 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 22.0-point underdog, while Grid Iron Bullies are at the 8-2-1 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 27.2-point favorite, while Greasy Weasels are at the 7-4 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 1.5-point underdog, while the 7-4 The Undergarments are at Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 19.4-point underdog.

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Z-Squad (89) at Grid Iron Bullies (52)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 3, 2008) In a week 9 UFFLE classic, Z-Squad embarrassed a hapless Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 89 to 52, silencing a partisan crowd of 66,612.

Z-Squad were led to their 37 point victory by a 17 point effort from Brandon Jacobs, who beat the Dallas Cowboys defense for 117 rushing yards and 1 rushing td. With this performance, Jacobs was the number 4 ranked running back for week 9. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Tim Hightower, who beat the St. Louis Rams defense for 109 rushing yards and 1 rushing td.

“I’m speechless,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 11 point effort from the Arizona Cardinals Defensive Team. With this performance, the Cardinals was the number 4 ranked defensive team for week 9. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Kyle Orton, who snuck past the Detroit Lions defense for 108 passing yards in addition to 7 rushing yards.

“These guys have nothing to be ashamed of,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 6-2-2, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 4-6.

Coming up in week 10, the 4-6 Greasy Weasels are at Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 23.5-point underdog, while the 7-2-1 Twee Twerps are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 5.1-point underdog.

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Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (44) at Grid Iron Bullies (72)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 27, 2008) In a week 8 UFFLE showdown, Grid Iron Bullies embarrassed a hapless Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 72 to 44, extending the losing streak for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 3 games.

Grid Iron Bullies were led to their 28 point victory by a 23 point effort from Peyton Manning, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 223 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 1 rushing yards. With this performance, Manning was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 8. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Kevin Faulk, who snuck past the St. Louis Rams defense for 60 rushing yards in addition to 47 receiving yards.

“This MVP award belongs to the whole team,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 12 point effort from Eli Manning, who snuck past the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 199 passing yards and 1 passing td. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Dwayne Bowe, who beat the New York Jets defense for 102 receiving yards.

“They outplayed us in every phase of the game,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

This brings the record for Grid Iron Bullies to 4-5, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 1-7-1.

Coming up in week 9, the 5-2-2 Z-Squad are at Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 11.6-point underdog, while the 4-4-1 The Wondrful Gazonks are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 2.6-point underdog.

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Grid Iron Bullies (54) at The Hellfish (49)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 20, 2008) In a week 7 UFFLE matchup, Grid Iron Bullies squeaked by a tough The Hellfish team by a score of 54 to 49, extending the losing streak for The Hellfish to 3 games.

Grid Iron Bullies were led to their 5 point victory by a 13 point effort from John Kasay, who snuck past the New Orleans Saints defense for 3 field goals made and 3 extra points. With this performance, Kasay was the number 2 ranked place kicker for week 7. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Peyton Manning, who got by the Green Bay Packers defense for 229 passing yards.

“We sent a message here today,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 15 point effort from Jake Delhomme, who snuck past the New Orleans Saints defense for 195 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 8 rushing yards. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Matt Forte, who snuck past the Minnesota Vikings defense for 56 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 17 receiving yards.

“They own us,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Adding salt to the wound, The Hellfish could have scored 55 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Wade Iverson left key players like Matt Cassel and his corresponding 18 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Grid Iron Bullies to 3-5, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 2-6.

Coming up in week 8, The Hellfish are at the 5-3 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 18.8-point favorite, while the 1-6-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 0.6-point underdog.

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