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Vinny’s Gang (77) at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (51)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 13, 2008) In a week 6 UFFLE battle, Vinny’s Gang embarrassed a hapless Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 77 to 51.

Vinny’s Gang were led to their 26 point victory by a 24 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 208 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 23 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 6. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 111 rushing yards.

“We’re tickled to death,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 16 point effort from David Akers, who snuck past the San Francisco 49ers defense for 4 field goals made and 4 extra points. With this performance, Akers was the number 3 ranked place kicker for week 6. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Eli Manning, who snuck past the Cleveland Browns defense for 196 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 13 rushing yards.

“I take full responsibility for this loss,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

This brings the record for Vinny’s Gang to 2-5, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 1-5-1.

Coming up in week 7, Vinny’s Gang are at the 5-2 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 22.6-point favorite, while Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at the 5-2 Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 21.4-point favorite.

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Vinny’s Gang (38) at San Quentin Saints (68)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 6, 2008) In a week 5 UFFLE matchup, San Quentin Saints embarrassed a hapless Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 68 to 38, extending the losing streak for Vinny’s Gang to 5 games.

San Quentin Saints were led to their 30 point victory by a 13 point effort from Joseph Addai, who snuck past the Houston Texans defense for 71 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 3 receiving yards. They also got help from a 10 point effort from the Jacksonville Jaguars Defensive Team.

“We finally got the monkey off our backs,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 14 point effort from Chad Pennington, who got by the San Diego Chargers defense for 228 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 3 rushing yards. They also got help from a 7 point effort from Nick Folk, who snuck past the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 1 field goals made and 4 extra points.

“They’ve had our number all season,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

This brings the record for San Quentin Saints to 5-0-1, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 1-5.

Coming up in week 6, Vinny’s Gang are at the 1-4-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 3.7-point favorite, while San Quentin Saints are at the 1-5 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 23.8-point underdog.

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Elvis Impersonators (99) at Vinny’s Gang (88)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 29, 2008) In a week 4 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, Elvis Impersonators beat a strong Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 99 to 88, extending the winning streak for Elvis Impersonators to 3 games.

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 11 point victory by a 31 point effort from Larry Johnson, who tore apart the Denver Broncos defense for 198 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds. With this performance, Johnson was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 4. They also got help from a 29 point effort from Kurt Warner, who tore apart the New York Jets defense for 472 passing yards and 2 passing tds.

“We sent a message here today,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 80 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 21 receiving yards. With this performance, Peterson was the number 3 ranked running back for week 4. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who snuck past the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 165 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 8 rushing yards.

“We weren’t mentally prepared,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Adding salt to the wound, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 109 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Laveranues Coles and his corresponding 28 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 3-2, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 1-4.

Coming up in week 5, the 4-1 Twee Twerps are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 2.6-point favorite, while Vinny’s Gang are at the 4-0-1 San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 10.2-point favorite.

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Vinny’s Gang (43) at The Wondrful Gazonks (47)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 22, 2008) In a week 3 UFFLE rivalry, The Wondrful Gazonks squeaked by a tough Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 47 to 43, extending the losing streak for Vinny’s Gang to 3 games.

The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 4 point victory by a 14 point effort from the Baltimore Ravens Defensive Team. With this performance, the Ravens was the number 2 ranked defensive team for week 3. They also got help from a 9 point effort from Derek Anderson, who snuck past the Baltimore Ravens defense for 125 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 2 rushing yards.

“I’m speechless,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 290 passing yards in addition to 10 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 3. They also got help from a 9 point effort from Nick Folk, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 2 field goals made and 3 extra points.

“The final score is the only statistic that matters,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Adding salt to the wound, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 62 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Laveranues Coles and his corresponding 13 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 2-1-1, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 1-3.

Coming up in week 4, the 2-2 Elvis Impersonators are at Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 30.2-point underdog, while The Wondrful Gazonks are at the 1-3 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 12-point favorite.

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Vinny’s Gang (43) at The Hellfish (78)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 22, 2008) In a week 3 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, The Hellfish embarrassed a hapless Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 78 to 43, extending the losing streak for Vinny’s Gang to 3 games.

The Hellfish were led to their 35 point victory by a 20 point effort from Matt Forte, who got by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 89 rushing yards in addition to 66 receiving yards. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Fred Taylor, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 121 rushing yards in addition to 9 receiving yards.

“I was just doing my job,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 290 passing yards in addition to 10 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 3. They also got help from a 9 point effort from Nick Folk, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 2 field goals made and 3 extra points.

“We weren’t mentally prepared,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

This brings the record for The Hellfish to 1-3, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 1-3.

Coming up in week 4, the 2-2 Elvis Impersonators are at Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 30.2-point underdog, while the 2-1-1 The Wondrful Gazonks are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 12-point favorite.

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Squishy Fuzz (106) at Vinny’s Gang (80)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 15, 2008) In a week 2 UFFLE showdown, Squishy Fuzz beat a strong Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 106 to 80.

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 26 point victory by a 24 point effort from Calvin Johnson, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 129 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds. With this performance, Johnson was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 2. They also got help from a 23 point effort from Marion Barber, who snuck past the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 63 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 51 receiving yards.

“We’ll use this win as a stepping stone to the next level,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 27 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 328 passing yards and 3 passing tds in addition to 25 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 2. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 160 rushing yards in addition to 20 receiving yards.

“These guys have nothing to be ashamed of,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 2-0, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 1-1.

Coming up in week 3, the 1-1 Greasy Weasels are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 8.5-point favorite, while Vinny’s Gang are at the 1-0-1 The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 1-point favorite, while Vinny’s Gang are at the 0-2 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 6.0-point underdog, while the 0-1-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 41.5-point favorite.

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Vinny’s Gang (72) at Greasy Weasels (71)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 9, 2008) In a week 1 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Vinny’s Gang squeaked by a tough Greasy Weasels team by a score of 72 to 71.

Vinny’s Gang were led to their 1 point victory by a 20 point effort from Frank Gore, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 96 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 55 receiving yards. With this performance, Gore was the number 6 ranked running back for week 1. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who snuck past the Minnesota Vikings defense for 178 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 35 rushing yards.

“Our fans were the 12th man today,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 19 point effort from Jon Kitna, who got by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 262 passing yards and 2 passing tds. With this performance, Kitna was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 1. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Earnest Graham, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 91 rushing yards in addition to 27 receiving yards.

“We weren’t mentally prepared,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Causing further embarrassment, Greasy Weasels could have scored 84 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like Chris Johnson and his corresponding 18 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Vinny’s Gang to 1-0, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, the 0-1 The Hellfish are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 18-point favorite, while the 1-0 Squishy Fuzz are at Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 30.0-point underdog.

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